This will go down in history as the first time Runescape gold was used by specops to buy intel.
>>64712584Don't make me horny for Maduro.
>>64712584tfw you will never be blindfolded, ears plugged, hand cuffed with a vibrating plug on your prostate
>>64712584I think he's just strapped into a plane in the pic bc he has that thing around his neck
>>64712672>bullied by Israeli womenHot
>>64712672Never say never, I went to an goth nightclub for the first time on new years and it was a new and interesting experience, there's always time
>>64712672imagine them forcing you to eat them out at gunpoint and imagine their pussies stink from running around in the hot jewish desert all day
>>64712757any fun stories? did goth girls grope u at least?i have thought about some bdsm parties i know theres some femdom themed ocassionally happening but im kinda not okay being naked in public>>64712768thats how all women should treat their pet boys
>>64712797I ended up making out with a twink while my [lolspoilers]wife[/lolnospoilerson/k/] made out with his gf
>>64712818Haha thats crazy, sounds like a place my wife and I should avoid, please let us know where it is so we can prevent this horrible fate from happening to us
>>64712818kinda based
>>64712818well i dont know anon im iffy about malessounds pretty hot if ur into that, girls kissing is top tierwas the twink at least girly looking?
>>64712818cuck
>>64712818Faggots deserve the rope
>>64712882Jealous?
>>64712818I would have been disgusted if you had said you guys traded women but the fact that you made out with him while your wife made out with his gf is kind of hot. I don't get it. I still think I'd rather have 100% exclusivity with my gf or bf but idk why the second scenario seems so much less objectionable to me.
>>64712874girl on girl is never cucking
>>64712920If you say so
>>64712757Not him, but where? I am not goth, but god damn do I want a goth gf, even better, a hapa or full E.Asian goth gf.
>>64712818>go to sex club>bro i kissed another guy!how do you make doing gay shit even gayer?
>>64712840>>64712971Ground Zero in Minneapolis>>64712978>sex clubwat
>>64712584I've seen this a few times, can you fill me in on the runeacape gold thing?
>>64712584
>>64712818
>>64713101Due to hyperinflation, grinding runescape gold and selling it to Western kids legitimately pays more than most entry-level work in Venezuela (and probably alot of other nations)
>>64712584Soon.
>>64713153Anon, stop, I can only get so erect
>>64712818>spoilers>being a faggot >wife is a faggot>being a cuck
>>64712584Free my nigga maduro he ain't do nun
>>64713194but was wife cuck???
>>64713153Why would Trump do that to his BuFu buddy?
>>64712584Qrd??
>>64713153I'd rather have Claudia Shlomo Cartelstein.
>>64713153my bet is putin has cyanide pills as edche is an old kgb spook and allegadly he was deeply moved by ass stabbing of gaddafi
>>64713153lmao
>>64712818Nice, minus the gayness. I should really find a girl to do stuff like that with.
>>64713302>kgb spookPutin was a fucking administrator and desk jockey his entire career
>>64713302No.His level of hubris far exceeds his wisdom.His perspective has been warped by decades asskissers telling him he's an immortal god and the greatest thing in the history of the universe.It's plain to see by his actions, he believes his own bullshit.
New meme.
>>64713348he was deployed to new zealend and east german no way he was just a paper pusher
>>64712911probably because you amd society in general might categorize it as more experimental and less likely to be anything but that kind of "theater"I suspect there arw on average more conflicted feelongs and negative outcomes when mainly hetero people do the swinging bit with heterosexual crossover rather than the "non-dominant" homosexual crossoverthanks for listening toy ted talk
>>64713386You know a variation of Piper Perri but its Maduro surrounded by Deltas would probably work here.
>>64713153Only if Trump really wants that Peace Medal.
>>64713349Are you describing Trump?
>>64712584Tell me about Maduro. Why does he wear the mask?
>>64713697Chico Grande... para ti.
>>64713524that's true. if I think about it really hard I guess it also seems like it's less likely that one person will steal the other's gf. the whole guy on guy and girl and girl thing is fun but at the end of the day a girl can't offer another girl dick and a guy can't offer another guy pussy, and at the end of the day PIV > buttsex or scissoring. also, pregnancy can't arise from homosexual intercourse of either variety.
>>64712672>tfw you will never be blindfolded, ears plugged, hand cuffed with a vibrating plug on your prostateThats how i will play chess against magnus carlsen (he will chimp out like never before)
>>64712672Thats how i will play chess against magnus carlsen (he will chimp out like never before)
>>64713697pendejo it would be extremly painfull>>64714108tfw you get caught cheating because of precum stains on your pants
>>64714927You got big oil reserves.
>>64713652
>>64713707>Chico GrandeThis is my favorite pun in Spanish.
>>64714962Fucking kek!
>>64712584Wait wut? Did they really get intel on RuneScape? That's some Warthunder forum tier shit lmao
>>64715357I believe it's more just the meme about Venezuela being a major source of runescape gold farmers, because their economy is so fucked that killing green dragons pays better than getting a "real" job
>>64713153Someone add in a banana instead of bottle of water.
>>64714962
/k/ is a fetish board? Who knew.
>>64715441That's true in lots of places, the meme about Venezuela is because before their 2018 redenomination, a Venezuelan Bolivar was worth less than a single Runescape gold, and their largest bill for 100,000 bolivars was worth $0.05.
>>64713153
>>64716675Komrade Disrespect
>>64713233So he can have him all for himself :3>>64716675Shouldn't he be happy? He has banan.
>>64716648>>64715441i saw on the news that a doctor in venezuela made like $35 dollars a month. that's just insane
>>64716946American crackwhores are more prosperous than South American nobility
>>64712584What the Fuck even as an Iwo Jima? Is it a ship that launches helicopters?
>>64713240
>>64716946I wonder what they think about that.Let me guess "it's all America's fault" or maybe "bad boyars are to blame, somebody tell Maduro".I'd be very impressed otherwise.
>>64713034>MinneapolisBullshit, I live there and they're practically non existent.
>>64713153now one with Xi, please
>>64716675epstein island bdsm tier pic
>>64716803Who knew the best thing about this would be the memes?
>>64712584What's this about runescape gold?
>>64714108>anal cavity searches become mandatory for all major chess tournamentsThanks Hans. Very cool.
>>64714113Underrated
>>64721594supposedly a lot of venezuelans have been farming runescape gold to sell online because it pays better than getting a "real" job over there
>>64723144csgo case economy
>>64712672>trafficking around tiktok whores to commit stolen valor tier photo ops 24/7.This needs to stop.
>>64723144>Go work 14 hours in cocaine fields for peanutsOr>Sit at desk 14 hours stabbing gobbos for e-peanuts
>>64726444those green dragons won't farm themselves
>>64712584I keep thinking about that Nike gym outfit. Was he wearing it to bed? Have he managed to put it on during the firefight? Is this something americans put on him on the ship? Maybe they took his clothes fearing hidden suicide pills? Maybe he was cuffed in speedos and one of the glories had to search his drawers for something more appropriate? So many questions.
>>64726689He was trying to get to some secure room when he got caught, so probably something he put on in a hurry.
>>64712672bullshit, I NEVER MISSED PENIS INSPECTION DAY
It would've been better for him to have a guard shoot him than to get captured. This operation was so crazy that no one is going to believe the operators went there to arrest him. Imagine the shit show resulting from a head of state getting executed in his own country. Instead, he looks like an absolute retard, and his military displayed shamefur behavior.
>>64713386>fan
>>64717090>communist copeHas nothing to do with "South America" and everything to do with communism being asscancer. A doctor in a normal SA country is easily making at minimum over $2k a month, not impressive by American standards but more in line with the world average.
>>64728970Between $3k for a junior and $5k a month for a senior in Brazil for example.
>>64712818so...you're a lying faggot here to fap to his own aids riddled garbageok then
>>64716940>Banan, but at what cost?
What actually prevents the US from just snatching the head Eurocrat of Denmark like they did Maduro?
>>64713233>Muh Russia collusionHello blue haired 40+ year old biological female with they/them pronouns convinced that she's still a radical young e-activist who will turn the chuds against Drumpf and make us turn in our baby killing sexual assault rifles any moment now.
>>64716648It's true because it's true.There are places poorer than Venezuela but they largely lack the internet access, desktop computers, basic education, cultural drive, English skills etc to understand an opportunity like farming MMO gold exists or how to exploit it.Venezuela is in the wonderful position where it's a country where a million relatively modern computer literate people who played MMOs as kids and who should have been part of a modern information economy were put in a communist nightmare where their daily labor is price fixed and currency controlled to be less actual money than a small french fry. So they remember that they had 100 million gold on their old Runescape account and how much USD that was worth and they start grinding.
>>64730609You can just say you're jealous Anon, everyone would understand everything
>>64723144lot of webcam whores are from venezuela my friend said
>>64712818Gokubro…
>>64726773uncircumcised? immediately to the rape camp..
>>64730631Optics. It'd probably fuck up burger economy in the long term, but Eurofags (especially the Scamdanavians) still depend on burger and burger-adjacent defense strategies to a fault.
>>64730877I went to colombia multiple times about 10-15 years agoalmost every place with sex workers had loads of venezuelan girls that liked me as a gringo because unlike local colombian men, I didn't particularly look down on them for being venezuelan (there was no difference for me with them compared to regulan colombian prostitutes)The equivalent would be imagining if canada went full gommie dystopia mode and canadian girls had to immigrate and sell their bodies, as every american guy fucking them is like "oh yeah you maple leaf smelling bitch you like that don't you"
>>64712728Or he was either just came off a helicopter or about to board an airplane.
>>64713153Lukashenko and Zelensky as well, please.
>>64730631immediate impeachment, and not a failed one like the last two times. Trying to start a war with a NATO member fucks so much stuff up that literally nobody would sign-off on it, at least not if they want to maintain their political careers.
