What would you do if you owned an aircraft carrier for a month? Yes you own all the personnel and equipment too.
I would probably capture a bunch of small islands in the Pacific and then retire there
>>64712889go bankrupt pretty much instantly from food costs alone and face a mutiny because the crew knows I have 0 way of paying them
penis inspection day every saturday at 0800. i would ask everyone on board for $20 and i would crash a f18 trying to cat shot in the hudson
bomb the white housefor legal reasons, this is a hypothetical
>>64712905Pretty much this. They're floating cities. A floating city with no means to support it is kinda useless.
>>64712889>you own all the personnelI give them their freedom because slavery is the opiate of economic illiterates.
Do they have nukes onboard at all times or only when the situation calls for it? If so I'm going to be delivering instant sunrise to India
>>64712889Attack Venezuela.
>>64712889Go to Monoco and mog those stupid billionaire hyper yachts
>>64712933own any pets?
>>64712889I would shoot as much cum as I could all over the nuclear reactor just because it would be funny. if we are assuming that I get to command it and that there are no repercussions for what I do then probably bombing the shit out of india for fun while I wait for my cum to recharge
>>64712889Somehow sail it all the way inland to Austin and flatten it>but the planesI want to run over Austin with the boat
>>64712969My roomate owns a cat. I don't see what that has to do with anything.
>>64712889Smuggle watches and cigarettes
>>64712889make a gameshow out of launching shit (or people) off the deck with the catapults
>>64712889have sex with the attractive purpleshirts
multi track drifting during a paintball tournament
>>64712919Fuck off, Maduro, give your phone to the DEA, the should have taken it already.
>>64712889Nuke israel
>>64713299B A S E D. Make it simunitions or throw in random pepper balls so losing carries more significance.
>>64712889Fuck all the hot female crew members
>>64713330>carrier>nukesSmartest /pol/estinian.
>>64712889Assuming I also have access to the escort subs, I would carpet bomb tel aviv and then nuke them if they fight back.
>>64712889bomb whoever is spamming and botting this site (and probably the rest of the internet too)
>>64713537oh and i'd use the remaining submarine nukes on india's most populated cities
>>64713437You are literally retarded if you believe CVNs don't all carry a handful of B61s and B83s in enhanced security armory storage.
>>64713550(you) are literally retarded if you think they've done this since the end of the cold war.
>>64712919Nah, nah, the White House can stay.Mar-a-lago, though...
>>64713558Sure, bro.
>>64712889go around and visit various ports and let people take toursi just think it would be neat
we’d just sail around for a month and have fun shooting off weapons systems and launching planes and having competitions and pretend wars with each other and stuff
>>64713561>/pol/estinian>nooooo they just do ok!?>US Navy>no I'm starting to understand why Jews call you cattle.
>>64712919>>64713560>not blowing up CongressMax retardation and TDS, Many such cases!
>>64713595>simping this hard for a retard with dementiaSAD!
>>64713571She gave me a robot fetish that I retain to this day
>>64712895Small islands in the Pacific are all owned by the US or France so it's not gonna be easy.
>>64712889Drift through the strait of Baltiysk and get it stuck there sideways.
>>64713759Then scuttle it by making the reactor go critical.
>>64713759>>64714158fugg :DDDWhat would the russian baltic fleet do about it?
>>64712889>What would you do if you owned an aircraft carrier for a month? Yes you own all the personnel and equipment too.Rename it the USS Liberty, and Nuke Tel-Aviv.
>>64714173Post hands /pol/ rat.
>>64713614>kill a dude who's going to be gone or die in 3 years >vs>simping for the swamp creatures with no term limits RETARD
>>64713437I saw avengers and I know those fighter jets have nuke missiles retard
>shut off the AC>flood all the chief and officer toilets>pull into Da Nang for a month>month long working party for E-7 and above>liberty for all E6 and below with the exception of admin, IT, and corpsmen
Park it in the harbor and host raves on the deck, you sign a waiver saying you can’t sue if you get too drunk and go overboard
Destroy Sealand
>>64712889I would be capt Kirk Diggler of the Uss Enterprise CVN-80, I would boldly go around the world picking up the finest of whores from different countries and create my own United Nations of Gooners therefore creating Peace on Earth.
>>64712889Nuke Delhi and Islamabad
>>64712889Invade a country with a weaker air force. That's a lot of countries
>>64714559Nigga that's EVERY COUNTRY ON EARTH. You need to be more specific.
>>64713558IT'S HIS FUCKING CARRIER YOU DUMB RETARD HE CAN DO AS HE PLEASES
>>64712889Load all the CASS and IATS benches onto disposable carts and fire the fuckers from the catapults, screw an AG, run over to the middle east to get a few pallets of that really good Seville orange-based Mountain Dew, and have D&D games with the nucs. Also run unholy amounts of ammo through the sponson M2s. Maybe shoot off some Sparrows at transient radar targets.
>>64712889That one?Drive to deep, deep water. Rename it to U.S.S. City of Y’ha-nthleiOpen flood vents.No refunds.
I would cruise the Caribbean.
>>64712889>ownedSell it to the highest bidder.
>>64712919>>64713560>>64713595>>64713614>>64714206GUYS GUYS GUYSThe Gerald R. Ford-class carrier has up to 90 F-35Cs. We have plenty of aircraft and bombs to blow up the White House, Mar-A-Lago, the Naval Observatory, the Capitol Building, the Supreme Court, the Pentagon, the Smithsonian, the Lincoln Memorial, the Emancipation Memorial, David Farragut and Ulysses S. Grant's statues, the Library of Congress, the Franklin Roosevelt Memorial, and maybe the Holocaust Museum too for good measure. Stop arguing.
>>64712889Bomb Russians.
>>64715111austismo AIMD sperg detected
>>64712889Sell it to the US for the low price of 1 million dollars *raises pinky to corner of mouth*
>>64713104How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>64712919https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg3_kUaYFJA
>>64712889>own all the personnelummm...nice try fbi
>>64712889>Yes you own all the personnelRelease the documents to the media before the term ends, and observe the shitstorm.If you suggest they'd be classified and dangerous to disclose, that would be the least of my problems after a month of having a fully armed and operational aircraft carrier.
>>64713586>capital JPost nose, rat.
>>64714202Had to cry to jannie like the little eternal victim bitch you are, huh faggot?
>>64712889sink every yacht belonging to a oligarch.
>>64712889 bomb mecca. and medina. during the haaj. also bomb tel aviv at the same time. for legal reasons this is purely hypothetical because I don't want mossad blowing up middle america like they blew up all the hotels in the middle east to false flag against the retarded arabs.
>>64712889Bomb Israel
>>64718894also if mossad is willing to give me one or two fertile jewish women I'd gladly switch sides as a national merit scholar.
I would dip my enemies in molten steel and make statues out of them, then hold a martial arts tournament while hanging out with goth girls and dressing like a pimp.
>>64715244You're goddamned right. >>64714357I like you, can I be your XO? >>64713558>>64713437The Navy had nuclear-capable bombers on aircraft carriers in the 1960s. It still has them right now. If you genuinely think they have never embarked nukes in the last 35 years I would like to interest you in a fine line of bridges, national monuments, and other real estate right after we play a few quick games of Three Card Monte
>>64719297>I like you, can I be your XO? You would have to prove your loyalty by shooting all the NASWOGS retards for me.
>>64712889Three Gorges
>>64712889I would give Ukraine complete air superiority and turn the Kremlin to rubble. Go on and nook me faggots.
Start chasing the Chinese poaching fleets
>>64712889useless newbies; the lot of you.
>>64712889bomb serbia for a month
>>64712889Hit Pearl Harbor for the lulz
>>64712889If it has nuclear weapons? Nuke India with everything it has.If it's a nuclear powered reactor? Extract the nuclear rods, turn it into a cobalt bomb, strap it to a missile and make it fly over India, irradiating everything it passes.If it's a normal carrier, target every Indian airport and destroy all of their planes.
>>64712889Bomb most canadian cities into the stone age
>>64716107>m-modsNah you're a fucking /pol/ rat who needs to go back into the sewer where you belong.
>>64718882>they use the insurance money to buy more Great job retard.
If I own it, does that also mean I can sell it? If so, I'm taking it on a 29 to 30 day pleasure cruise and selling it on the last day to the highest bidder (no chinese, russians, or indians allowed)
>>64715972I would feel irritated by being asked a meme question
>>64716102Or he's on his phone and autocorrect is judaized
