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>>64719981
Got you loud and clear Kommando 2-1, nap time, over

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Good check buddy, over.

>>64719981
This is peanus weanus actual, you are 5 by 5, over

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Chairman Actual standing by, over.

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>>64719981
This is Doo Doo 2, dropping ordinance

Uh, can someone relieve me? I was promised hot chow and a waifu conjugal visit in the porta-shitter.

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>>64719981
This is Hentai Senpai, Send your traffic over

>>64719981
/K/ommando 2-1, this is Alpha six-seven

We are skipidi in Ohio, and goated with the sauce.

This is /k/ube comms station. To whomever is shouting NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER every four or five hours on random secured channels, please stop.

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Regimental headquarters, come in please

>>64721457
Negative, I have clearance.

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LADA-Squad... check, over.

>>64721457
It's a song...
https://youtu.be/ppX_S4X7RtM?si=pZV0s8NI1xUAfaTS

Hunter X-Ray this is Sears Tower I am cooking dinner, coming in hard for dinner and closing all pantry doors. Have Waldorf Salad Munition on-site for immediate transpo-exfil to Foreman Grill Alpha, over.

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This is Big Dick actual, BROKEN ARROW, I REPEAT, BROKEN ARROW.

>>64721758
Sears Tower, this is /k/ommando 2-1. Please provide a SALUTE report on the vittles with visual confirmation. Out.

>>64719981
/k/ommando 2-1, retard 6. Say when ready for FAGGOT report, over

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>>64719981
oh damn my radio's been off this entire time, I hope kontrol hasn't been trying to get a hold of me

KOT ACTUAL DO YOU READ? ITS A TOTAL GOATFUCK OUT HERE WE NEED SUPPORT ASAP

>>64722386
Certified Bangladeshi peacekeepers in Rwanda [allegedly] moment

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*drops fill*

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Cleared hot, over.

>>64721322
This was like the hottest picture I'd ever seen back in 04 or whenever it was

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>>64723009
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>>64723122
inverted a k an a r sorry im not trained to type it like that

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>HEAVY
>ASS
>BASTARD
>AFFIRMATIVE
>OVER

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Kirov reporting

>>64719981
*transmitted from my baofeng radio*: N*GGER

Hey. I’m Ted. I’m fucking lonely.

>>64719981
BREAK BREAK BREAK

you lost the game, over

>>64719981
Whiskey Dick 88 reads you loud and clear, over.

>>64719981
Yeah, umm. Can I get a quarter pounder with cheese with extra pickpes. And lemme get a 40 piece of nuggies; ranch and ketchup for the sauces. Can I get a large fry? No, better make it two; you guys aren't filling them up all the way. And can I get a Big Mac? Can't forget the founding fathers, you know? Yeah, cool. And can I also get a chicken wrap? Those are pretty healthy. And I think that's all. Oh, and I'll take a Diet Coke. Thanks. Do you guys still take EBT? Cool.

>>64719981
Uh yeah can I get a muh fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... burger?

>>64723122
>>64723126

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Cockmongler 2-4 this is Architect actual, requesting immediate airdrop of BBWs on my position, over.

>>64724948
Architect this is Cockmongler 2-4, we are unable. Check with Hentai Senpai on channel 2. Out

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THIS IS HENTAI SENPAI, SUFFERING MULTIPLE CASUALTIES! LOCAL INSURGENCY KNOWN AS JANNIES HAVE INFILTRATED THE US DESIGNATED ZONE "LOLI FEET THREAD 1", PLEASE ADVISE!

>>64724946
bro doesnt use codes or proper calls
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>>64725023
Hentai Senpai! QRF IS ON THE WAY! HANG TIGHT!

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Hentai Senpai FAC, this is Assblast 1-1 checking in with you. Flight of 2 F16s holding east 8 miles at angles 15. 0 plus 3 0 time on station. Loaded with PAWGs and 500 rounds each.

>>64719981
PENIS!

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>>64719981
2-1 this is Titan Timmy, mommy ran to store for more nuggies, says you can come over and play. Over. Bring magnifying glass I have an idea. Over again.

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>>64719981
2-1, this is Longcat
Which one of you fuckers filled the port-a-potty with dragon dildos? I'm literally up to my knees here.

>>64726417
Assblast 1-1, request that you drop the ordnance danger close, over!

>>64724863
>ranch and ketchup
DIE

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>>64723211
I just lost the game! FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

over.

>>64726644
Eye laws thug aim

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>>64719981
THIS IS BATTERY 10
SAY AGAIN OVER

>>64726519
Assblast 1-1 copies, we're engaging, danger close. Out

>static
shit shit shit shit, come in come in
I've stumbled upon a female wendigo sleeping in the woods. Preparing my weapon now...

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>hello, this is the coast artillery customer service, how can I help you?

>>64727092
Solid copy, good effect on target. Janny status is unpaid, I repeat, he does it for free. Have visual on microwaved hotpockets and performing ban evasion maneuvers, over and out.

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>>64722409
SUPPORT INBOUND
DANGER /k/LOSE

>>64719981
Almighty, Almighty. This is PBR Streetgang. Radio check. Over.

>>64721457
>Announcement: Please DO NOT announce to the comms when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under-developed social skills that they think that a base full of mostly male soldiers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high-five - especially considering where that hand has been. I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new deployments to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

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>>64727885
>I be spanking my shit fapping my boner fapping my boner

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I'm sorry but I cannot receive messages post 1950s

>>64727885
Too many /gif/ tourists it sounds like.
Also, does this also mean the end of Penis Inspection Day, or is that still in force?

>>64727885
Gooner 2-1, do you come?

>>64727912
Attention all stations. Penis inspections will continue to be performed daily in accordance with the established grooming standards. If you have any questions regarding regulations, please refer to Hentai Sempai. Out.

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>>64719981
Variable this is knife