So how do you defend against a yankee abduction team?
>>64720266Don’t hire Cuban security and don’t claim you are going to hijack an aircraft carrier.
You don't get on Uncle Sam's bad side in the first place.
>>64720277Let's say you want to have a sovereign country.
>>64720283Just don’t steal property from US companies
>>64720283Then I expect you to have a similar respect for your neighborhood.
>>64720277What if Uncle Sam got dementia and now is really stomping his feet because he wants what's yours, despite you being part of his clique?>>64720283Sorry, but you can't have lunch money when there's a bully in your school. You see, he needs those money to romance the bully of a notorious school in the suburbs, and to win a dick contest with the bully of the school of another city.
>>64720266Tell your henchmen to use their AD weapons
Im amazed that this retard at least didnt have a panic room with a bloody carrier group looming on the horizon
>>64720383Apparently he did, he just wasn't sleeping in it. They managed to grab him before he got inside.
>>64720383He did. They brought steel-cutting equipment for breaching it. But by the time he was out of bed and had his pants on, they were already in the room.
>>64720287Let's say you want to have a sovereign country.
>>64720266You must go deeper my friend. Far far far deeper into the bowels of the earth.
>>64720283If you>ruled by dictator.>treated your own countrymen like slave.>threatened other country.Then you dont deserve to be sovereign.
Be always on the move, have dozens of body doubles.
>>64720383>>64720388>>64720393It's baffling that none of the guards even appeared to notice, or fight back, or even hold them long enough to get him to the safe room. And if he was in a safe room, it's incredible that the door fell so fast. Even my local bank has those thick concrete steel doors that should at least hold up. And while all this was happening not a single soldier fired a MANPAD or RPG at the helicopters. Even Afghani goat herders can shoot down helicopters.
>>64720436Wasn't one of the helicopters damaged and a couple of dudes injured in the process? The closest they came to having any casulties.
>>64720451Sounds like small arms fire, because even an rpg would shred a Chinook. The whole thing is just incredulous. They have thousands of MANPADs, but not even one was used.
>>64720283Try to behave.The problem in Venezuela wasn't the "Socialism" which was just a culture of bribes at every step of business, but that those bribes had become so enormous it was impossible for companies to turn a profit.You need to behave, and that means abstain from demanding bribes so that the industry is profitable, then you can even tax it reasonably to improve your people's living conditions so they don't just hide when they hear helicopters.
>>64720283>>64720407>sovereign countryNo such thing. There's never been a country that can do whatever it wants within its borders without consequence.They'll always occur, in some form or another.
>>64720283The vast majority of sovereign countries don't go out of their way to fuck with the Americans, anon.Even the ones that do, tend to have the sense to try to keep it just enough on the down low and in proportion so as to not provoke increasing retaliation.Maduro has been asking for this for a long time, even the fucking Biden-Harris administration put a price on his head. Then, when Trump finally makes them show some actual backbone on this issue, telling Maduro "Hey, you better fucking cut that shit out RIGHT NOW."What does Maduro do? He doesn't consider it, he doesn't gauge the situation, he basically tells Trump to sit and spin on it, then keeps shipping off drugs and organized criminals towards the U.S, and even when Trump starts having those boats blasted, he doesn't take that as a warning.You can say something about the world police thing and further foreign interventionist bullshit, but goddamn did Maduro have VERY ample time to dial all of that shit down so that he could have actually not been yoinked outta bed by Deltas. Considering the circumstances, he's fortunate they wanted him alive and that they didn't just plain merk him.>>64720407>sovereignty is when you engage in active aggression towards other countries and expect to not face a responseNo.
>>64720478>They have thousands of MANPADsthat was a claim made by maduro as far as i know, so they might not have thousands of manpads.
No refunds!
>>64720283You want to have a sovereign country.Now let's say, that sovereign country happens to have its capital near the coast, near the US.
>>64720266With a bunker and basic security.
>>64721519I should make an edit of this with US battleships, and Tojo laughing in the corner.
>>64721644You know he lost, right?
>>64720283If youre in South America you figure out a way to not piss off the US because no one is going to save you otherwise.
>>64721644The US loved Battleships during WW2 amd obliterated Japs with them. We even had an Admiral who had near modern accuracy because of how autistic he was about battleship gunnery. A US battleship in 2026 is gonna be a VLS spamming battlecruiser after it leaves the cutting floor.
>>64720266Don't get on the Yankee shitlist, it's actually pretty easy since we forget most countries exist
>>64720436I've heard a theory - pretty feasible I'd say - that some army personnel were in on it and ordered a standdown, or perhaps even his guards let the operators in
>>64721761Used to be that way, now you even tariff penguins.
>>64720266Do you have oil? No?You'll be fine
>>64721715if only there were non-obsolete ships with VLS...>you niggers would fall over yourselves to justify it if 47 said he was going back to the Sherman tank
>>64722070They should do a ceremonial guard equivalent for armor, and pretty up some old Shermans for a parade or something. They can even fire salutes with the main guns.
>>64721644Implessive
>>64722070It'd be really funny if it made this real. At this point I'm just cheering for more military shitposting while the rest of the world watches on in horror as they come to terms that they can't stop us
>>64722393>while the rest of the world watches on in horror as they come to terms that they can't stop usWe never had any illusions, we just thought there was an adult at the wheel. This sort of thing is just that part of the film where the bus driver looks back at the kids with crazy eyes.
>>64720266don't be a brown turd world shitter and it won't be a problem.
>>64720283Irrelevant
>>64720283>>64720407You need nukes.
>>64720266>So how do you defend against a yankee abduction team?Don't. Let them take the leader and just put another one in place. And another, and another etc. Don't have like a single strongman that your entire government depends upon
>>64720283A "sovereign" country where everyone is starving to death except the obese dictator?
>>64720266Don't make an under the table deal with said yank for them to come "abduct" (extract) you
>>64722930third world cope like this will never not be funny.
>>64720266Bury your stargate. That's what I did.
>>64720283have a non-autocratic political system that doesn't hinge on a single individual, or at least have a popular leader whose policies won't be immediately reversed upon their removal from power because nobody else wanted that direction for their country
>>64720266Early warning systems (including a directive to all citizens to report any smell of hamburgers and fries), a series of tunnels and caves, a willingness to live in a series of caves, tunnels, holes, and basements for decades waging a guerilla campaign and moving between them carefully, also maybe a good set of body doubles and some good plastic surgery ready to go if you can get away for a week or two.
>>64720283In the western hemisphere? Are you crazy?
>>64722013Considering dozens of his guards got shot up, I doubt it
>>64721602>If I have a milkshake, and you have a milkshake, and I have a straw...
>>64720478Chinooks have tanked rpgs before, but it's not ideal obviously
>>64720407Don't steal or threaten the US. It's that easy.
>>64722761I've said this before and people look at me like "o wow ur so cringe anon ell oh ell". I don't think they understand the point that is being made here
>>64720283nuke israel and the US collapses.
>>64723416Apparently the euros consider themselves on par with South American dictatorships. That and the Eastern Bloc shills just trying to stir the pot.
>>64720266Step 1: Don't have oilStep 2: If you do, don't nationalize it and threaten oil exec profit margins
>>64720266>delta forcehaha hatchet and southern pines brewing company are going out of business. just keep a warehouse full of pallets of gay ass operator craft beer to use as a bribe
>>64720266traps and mines, unironically
>>64723401My mind instantly goes to another 160th operation that didn't go so well: Takur Ghar. That Chinook did not tank the RPGs.
>>64723464First day?
Mercenaries dressed as maids.
>>64720266M18 Claymore vest
>>64723464Lots of craft breweries are. Bit of a shame but it's mostly the same story, overcapatalized thinking the covid trend would continue for some reason.
>>64720266become politically unfeasable to kidnap
>>64720266Don't behave in a way that makes even your own citizens go "lmao" when they come to get your ass
>>64723838Pelaton got hit with the same shit. I cannot fathom how this seems to happen every time. I guess there's always some idiot who's sure they're going to the moon.
>>64720266>So how do you defend against a yankee abduction team?high explosive
>>64723354I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE
>>64722756jesus christ that really is some top tier pettiness
>>64720266a nuke button is all you need.
>>64721715>sending the bbs to finish off truck just so they don't look completely irrelevant
>>64721644Did Yamato ever achieve anything while us battleships did a superb job escorting aircraft carriers and bombarding islands with their 16 inch guns?
>>64720478>They have thousands of MANPADs, but not even one was used.>but not even one was used.do we really know that? I assume 160th has all the latest greatest countermeasures
>>64720277Cuck
>>64724318No, the one next to it is.Obama might have triggered Trump into ultra-seething with the Correspondents' Dinner, but Biden utterly obliterated his ego by winning the election against him. Being the pathological narcissist that Trump is, that *eats* at him, every day.
>>64720266I can tell this was posted by an asian because of the pic and the use of the word "yankee"
>>64720266Taxidermy dogs full of tannerite and diced rebar.
>>64724503>>64722756Christ that's just fucking pathetic.
>>64723081Think again
>>64723081>>64724891Meant to upload this
>>64724893>Sources inside the opposition>they believe
>>64724401Just the button though, no nukes. The empty threat of even having a gun-type device is enough to scare of international (read: American) intervention
>>64722756lmao, no, not this time.>>64724503Jesus, he really is the funniest president.
>>64720266Don't go to Japan?
>>64724638>Taxidermy dogsDelta would probably just pat them, so be sure to include a contact fuze
>>64724503>Biden utterly obliterated his ego by winning the election against himTrump has never won an election against a man and that man was Biden who was friendly, likeable, goofy in a funny way, clean living, talked straight and saw right through him.Trump hates anyone who seems to be genuinely liked by people but who rejects him. It just rubs in how everyone around him are either suckers, whores or victims. Nobody he respects loves him, they're all transactionally loyal, using him, humouring him to avoid his revenge, or some kind of moron or peon he doesn't give a shit about.
>>64720266>Option 1: Nukes>Option 2:Do everything you can to please China to insulate yourself from American economic warfare. American military might is formidable, but you need to have a motivated fighting force, as well as a reasonably well equipped one. If you don't pay your soldiers, your military will disintegrate like the SAA, if you can't keep the economy running well enough to keep everyone fed, you get the FANB. It's very likely that at some level they were paid off, or negotiated to not protect him, because everyone fucking hated him. Had Maduro actually been competent, and well liked an operation like this wouldn't have been attempted, because it'd simply be too risky.
>>64723081Turdies will believe he made a secret deal but still play the victim anyway.
>>64725310>talked straight>bidenLol, listening to Biden say anything during the last election was confusing and slightly unsettlingThe rest is more or less accurate
>>64722031Pretty much this
>>64720383>He think le panic room would save him from a Delta Heavy Breachers Squad.HAHAHAHA
>>64720266Tell them the oil is in the house across the street, not this one.
>>64726334That's one reason he was convinced to withdraw. It was true enough the first time around and in any case, that's how people knew him because everyone in politics knew him because he'd been around forever.
>>64720436>It's baffling that none of the guards even appeared to notice, or fight back, or even hold them long enough to get him to the safe room.Aren't they claiming like 50-100 dead on Venezuelas side?
>>64724503Man you can really tell he wrote these himself with all the Random Capitalizations
>>64720436>or even hold them long enough to get him to the safe room.Delta force has entered the building, do you sacrifice your life to give el presidente 2.5 seconds longer to wake up and waddle to his safe closet or do you get out of the way?
>>64720266Let your body double stay in the mansion. Take an employees car to a nondescript concrete building under power lines. Electrified barbed wire fence. Glue fake doors and windows to exterior. Tannerite boris guards the entryway -leads nowhere. Entry is through a tunnel that can be flooded. Escape tunnel into sewer system.
>>64726653Well they chose option 1 clearly it didn't help
>>64720283Don't send your garbage drugs and people to the USA.
>>64720266Pre-abduct myself. What are they gonna do, abduct me again?
The chinese should've taken over the shit hole america has become decades ago, technologically they are far more advanced and have us beat in every regard- this is the truth, argue if youre a brainwashed patriotic retard LOL. Btw release the epstein files
>The chinese should've taken ovel the shit hole amelica has become decades ago, technologically they ale fal mole advanced and have us beat in evely legald- this is the tluth, algue if youle a blainwashed patliotic letald LOL. Btw lelease the epstein files
>>64720266not have oil or criticize the jews/israelwhat?you all know I'm right.
>>64726653Does that 2.5 seconds include this conversation or does it start as soon as we stop talking?
>>64727889>technologically they are far more advanced and them I mean us beat in every regardEscalators.
>>64720266We can talk about combat in built areas. Purging rooms full of infiltrators with traps, buying time with secure rooms and such. But it really comes down to this:Training your own guard force and intelligence. Keeping them well fed, armed, trained, brainwashed, detached from rest of the society and each other, so they don't fall victim to the classic intelligence ruses. The classic situation isn't that a foreign power is trying to kidnap you. It's that the foreign power is trying to assassinate you. If you are not living in a la-la land you as a ruler probably have concerns and your head of security's job is to keep you safe. Most of security failures happen because either you didn't listen or you didn't pay them well enough.>I think I'm going out to a nightclub and get wasted!>No, el presidente. It's a bad idea. Stay in the bunker where you are safe.>But I want to party!>But el presidente, somebody might spike your drink!>UUUGHH you NEVER let me have ANY fun! I'm not paying your salary next month!>...Okay el presidente. You can go in Bada bing, we'll take you there.As the most primitive security measure you would have an organization structure in which somebody would take your place if you were to not be available for any reason. If you were to take a 5 after having your brains blown on the seats of your car, your vice president would cover for you. That is what a government is. A ruling organization which is built not to fall easily.But that's sane talk. Don't let it block you from hearing the cries of the insane.
>>64720266obligatory
>>64723419>nukes a country 2000 miles away>destroys other country This is your brain on third worldism.
>>64721644>US battleships >fight Japanese battleship>completely smoke herUSS Washington vs Kirishima you monkey.
>>64722756>this is realTrump literally can't stop winning.
>>64725310>tRumP iS i A cUlT lEAdeR >lol nobody loves trump TDS is real.
>>64724410>Did Yamato ever achieve anythingIt shot at some light carriers until it shit itself and ran away because it got rushed by a couple destroyers. And in its glorious suicide charge got it used as target practice by US aircraft but at least it took out a couple attacking aircraft when the magazine popped
>>64720266Start by doing something before you get hit in the face with a flashbang
The only way unironically is a suicide vest
>>64730295>except in a livable design>most of the thread proposes some fun but impractical theme park pranks
>>64724913nah us intelligence is smarter than that. look at what happened to iran. No duds, need to possess an actual nuke just like NK
>>64720266Suicide vest
1. Don't get on America's shitlist.2. The second option would take to long and is more expensive than even for China to do.
>>64720266I have done some research in the matter and nuclear weapons might work but it might also invite them to rush it if you don't have a strong benefactor to deter themAlso they have sent abduction squads into nuclear powers so it's hard to say what would really work they seem to have some level of "intelligence" allowing them to determine if anyone will do shit to stop them
>>64722756>>64724503This is hands down the funniest shit I have ever seen. All the retards trying to write jokes about trump since like 2016 pale in comparison to the genuine article.I want this man to be president forever, I'm sorry but this shit is worth it.
