What is the most autistic /k/ type of thing you do regularly?For me, I like eating food from the can pretending I'm eating a C Ration from WWII.I'm also kind of uncomfortable when I'm not wearing my OD M65 pants (the button in liner is God tier).This is a friendly thread: no euro or american bashing, no twitter, and we'll most definitely NOT be talking about politics. Thank you.
>>64732389I always check to make sure my EDC is loaded before bedtime, when I wake up, and before I get to work. And then a couple times at work, just to make sure. Is there something wrong with me?
>>64732389I go no hands on my bike and pretend I'm a horse archer
>>64732397I think that's an intelligent thing to have concern over. It's sort of how I feel with my house protection shotgun, I'm always checking on it>>64732403Hell yeah, don't ever stop playing
>>64732389I like playing with my folding pocket knife. I also really like racking the slide on my 1911
>>64732389>What is the most autistic /k/ type of thing you do regularly?obsessively observe people to see if they are concealed carryingand then trying to guess what they are carrying.
>>64732389Trigger discipline while using spray bottles.
>>64732523you ever grease up your homies trigger when hes not looking?
>>64732389>DUUDE IM LIKE SO AUTISTIC AND QUIRKY>LOLYou are gay and spiritually female
>>64732565This is a fun thread, please see yourself out, and have a nice day/night
>>64732477That's just proper situational awareness
>>64732403You could do this with a real horse, then instead of Mr Hands you would be Mr No Hands
>>64732672Said the female.
>>64732733You’re the one trying to shame this thread like a Karen
>>64732389I am, if not competitive and dangerous, at least familiar with all types of personal combat.I've done a metric fuckton of different martial arts (still currently practicing), and have developed my own style and approach I hope to polish and one day teach.I've been taught, and trained fairly extensively on how to knife fight in London, how to fight with machete's, and various different types of swords, 'swords', and 'polearms'.I'm accurate enough with a bow at twenty paces, am familiar with handguns and shotguns, and used to do indoor shooting until my shooting coach shot himself.I've had several people approach me in my club about my competence with a Pinuti, I regularly get given new guys in MMA to help get them into the club and coach them, and I take active participation in discussions of armed and unarmed martial arts online.I am also an accomplished outdoorsman and oceangoer, was briefly in LandSAR, and used to be a Lifeguard at a beach, where I competed a step below nationals for my club repeatedly (my name is inscribed on a four foot tall trophy somewhere).But yeah. The wide-spectrum practice of multiple martial arts is probably my biggest bit of consistent autism.>Picrel. My training Pinuti. My Pinuti is my friend. I love my Pinuti.
>>64732389Poo in the loo.
>>64732523Trigger discipline with cordless drills.
>>64732444Checked. As long as you don't drop the slide on an empty chamber I think that's okay.
Carrying my 1/2 impact at the low ready, like I'm guarding an embassy instead of changing struts and links. Bonus points if it's got an extension on it. >>64733171Slapping a battery into the Makita-16A4 with the rock/seat/tug.
>>64732389>turn off the lights in the house and clear it with weapon mounted lights (no nvgs yet)>carry guns around the house while doing mundane stuff pretending I'm in some sort of STALKER/apocalypse/whatever fantasy scenario>working on my ttrpg>writing original /m/ fictions>writing music about camouflage patterns>>64732565I'm in the middle of my adult autism assessment with the psychologist currently. The good news is I'm scoring really well on all the tests.
>>64733957>Makita-16A4Kek'd pretty good. I love Makita tools. I used to be a garage door technician, Makita was the company provided brand and I fell in love with those tools.
>>64732389>What is the most autistic /k/ type of thing you do regularly?I like designing warships
>>64734149>>writing music about camouflage patternsThat one has me piqued. Post some.
>>64734365Maybe when I'm home from work but not likely. It's mostly ambient stuff anyway.
>>64732389when loading a revolver cylinder always move my thumb in a circle to i dunno feel em?
>>64732389I ogle the white-tail andgators like my brown coworkers ogle women. I also firmly believe in reloader supremacy.
>>64733554>As long as you don't drop the slide on an empty chamber I think that's okayOh..ok
I listen to X but Y vids while holding my guns imagining a fantasy scenario in a fantasy world with guns that is based on the original video.
>>64732389>What is the most autistic /k/ type of thing you do regularly?treat olive oil by drropping hot sand lead in it and source french sand to clean old 1777 bayonets as done in the past resulting in some intersting back yard fires and explosions of molten stuff all while wearing a bong mk 6 helmet with demining/riot visor and oven glovesmaking new mahogony drips for 18th century percussion boot pistols with broken onesusing silver solder to redo the rib on a 12 gague hammer gun involving masses of iron wire and thermal bricks from old storage heaters while dual welding MAP torcheslately I have been making drones that autonomously chase model gliders
>>64733554Nigger do you know how fucking satisfying that looks, sounds, and feels? Next, you're gonna tell me to never dry fire my weapons.
>>64735806>Next, you're gonna tell me to never dry fire my weapons.Not him, but yeah, be careful. Snap caps aren't a jewish scam. I felt similarly confident until my firing pin snapped on one of my center fire bolt rifles, that was a humdinger I wouldn't recommend to anyone
>>64735806>>64735969I've heard of berettas busting their pins because of this as well
>>64735008U gay As Hell For That
>>64732389>regularly enjoy rations, it's become a monthly thing where I go shopping for foreign rations and do a little Steve1989 thing for myself>stage hostage rescues with my cats as both the VIP and the terrorists>also let them chase the laser on my pistol around>do monthly inventory checks, counting every bullet I have in inventory and my cleaning solution levels>always wearing some piece of camo, usually a tigerstripe boonie >learned French just to learn more about the FAMAS, found nothing interesting that hasn't already been translated
>>64732389I carry a crappy scope that came with an air rifle of mine that I use to look at random cars thinking like>I need to find my target gurkavoskov dickachev before he bombs the KFCAlso my main carry knife is an AK bayonet. It's cool :)
>>64732389I like playing Bush Ninja. I live in a native village in Alaska, and most of the people here are viciously racist toward white people to the point of making trouble with my boss whenever they see me outside. So whenever I go out with my kit and I hear a vehicle coming I duck into the bush and see if I can hide from them until they drive by without being seen.
when shooting bolt action i like trying to open the bolt, unchambering a round, catching it on my finger, spinning the round around my finger, and then flicking it away at the end of the revolution.i have succeeded zero times.
>>64732389I aggressively correct people after they show enthusiasm for my 'musket' (flintlock rifle)
That isn't like "oh I always have a knife" (work requires at least one) or common sense be prepared type shit is probably that I'm always thinking about how to attack/defend places I'm at or going. to various levels of tech/equipment and force sizes. Helps stave off boredom. I like to think about both improvising or just designing /making weapons and equipment.Also like to practice movement for mace & board though don't yet have a buckler or something, and sadly left my mace at home when I left for my job.
>>64736318/threadDefinitely the most autistic dude here by a wide margin, I was gonna say some retarded shit about eating whole loaves of bread in a shitty foxhole in my backyard but this is better
>>64732389I larp that i'm behind enemy lines and I have to stay out of sight in the woods. I once nearly got pneumonia by stealth camping in winter.I also do "recon" missions and stuff like that.
I inspected and cleaned with an oily rag hundreds of rounds of milsurps 7,62x51 NATO (German MEN milsurp) and carefully arranged them in a .30 cal ammo can in staggered rows to fit 421 of them. Removed one as I don't like my ammo to come in odd numbers.Not really autistic but probably mild OCD.
>>64732389I trigger discipline my coffee mug
>>64732389Whenever I'm playing a video game I will deliberately use/mod in guns that I own IRL, and I'll keep them in my lap as I play. When I buy a new gun (all of my guns are milsurps or clones) I will usually buy some sort of gear, such as period correct webbing, helmets or bayonets and also listen to contemporary music. It could be 60's era war music with my M1A, yugoslav war music when I got my Zastava AK, or whatever. I may even get a regional drink to accompany it, like soju when I got my DR200, or Japanese whiskey for my Arisaka. Basically I embrace the whole thing. Also I used to go bicycling under NVGs at my local park, but there were too many homeless people, and if I had to get in a self defense situation, I figured that would bring too much heat legally.
>>64733141>i study the blade>the postMight have a winner here.
>>64733554You check your tire pressure daily, don't you?
>>64737324True story. I've seen him do it. Actually quite nice.
>>64739670Every Saturday and sometimes Tuesday.
>>64737324Did it bother you that taking out the one odd bullet meant that row was shorter than the others beneath it?
>>64732389>replacing toilet paper roll>pretend im reloading a belt fed machine gun
>>64732523this, also power tools, gas pumps, just carrying pieces of wood, etc>friend laughs and asks why i hold spray bottles like 'a fancy faggot' (he is confusing the first finger with the pinky finger)>helping him clean shit one day, mouse presence meant disinfectant time>friend rounds the corner, catches his arm on a rail, hand squeezes his bottle of bleach "mixture">friend had mixed up his bottle fucking 1 to 1 bleach to water instead of 1 to 1laugh at my fancy finger if you want but you're the one with a perfect circle of bleached pants fabric over your dick now, fucker
>>64740041>instead of 1 to 1*1 to 10i guess that's how he made that mistake then, fuck
>>64732397That’s because you’re a sad retarded faggot with no self-esteem who earns minimum wage. The EDC shit makes you feel like you have substance where really you have none. It’s all a bit sad.
>>64732389I write pages of worldbuilding about made-up fantasy scenarios incorporating various trivia tidbits, funny posts from 4chan that I laughed at, and 'what could have been' military equipment miscellanea, as a way to masturbate to hot women in military uniforms without having the uniforms actually related to any IRL military even if for some reason they've always got peaked caps and ties.
>>64732444Sad loser with no real friends? Am I wrong?
>>64739571>60's era war music with my M1A>yugoslav war music when I got my Zastava AKYou are herby pronounced as based. Also neat flak jacket
>>64732389i enlisted beside that getting to use the famas, see some leclerc in action (pretty rare, im not cavalry)and jumping our of a C130, and a noratlas was pretty cool, even if not always fun
>>64740079Don't piss him off, he has a gun.
I work a relatively chill office job, so have plenty of time I can devote to autisti/k/ matters. Recently I've been reading through thousands of pages of intel documents from the Pacific theater, there are some real gems in there. For example, you'll never guess what this Japanese soldier said the best form of American propaganda was.
>>64740158I bet it's pornography.
I like watching people through my thermal and saying bang.
>>64740088Thanks anon, and nice dubs. This song is on the Bosnian, but it's probably my favorite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW6GSa14xXIThis is also a close secondhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orLL5xhQRZU
>>64732389I pray to the Lord and train the hidden secret technique of the twin tonfas before sleeping.>>64736318Good doggo, anon.
>>64740143Nice French, anon, I wish I could have a FAMAS in the US. I bought a VHS because I figure it's the closest I'll get in bugerlandia. >>64740158That's an interesting anecdote. Besides facing the visceral reality of being burnt to death, its neat but not surprising to see how they didn't feel terribly moved by leaflets and radio due to the wonky grammar. Makes me thing of other propaganda leaflets directed towards English speaking armies that likewise had poor grammar.
>>64740158wait a minute, that isn't propaganda!
>>64740215Yessir. She knows to stick right with me when I get quiet and duck down. She's a good little ninja.
>>64740206You gotta listen to more of dat good shidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGrbny7yZqohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83hwSjcyHvYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe-yqeAikzUwww.youtube.com/watch?v=KifJ6J3KmWghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVUKrm1jdP4
>>64740224VHS looks pretty cool i think id have liked it as a replacementi really really miss my famas, HK416F are better now sure but it's a french version and they really did cut corners lmao
forgot onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XTRVqsWSxU
Minor account but still interesting
>>64740320Yeah, I know what you mean. I always liked the French aesthetic, so when France moved to the 416, I felt that in my soul. Even then, I liked my M27, 416 variant. What corners did they cut?
>>64732389Me and my buddy will communicate in morse code by flipping the safeties on our m27s
>>64732523>trigger discipline on power washer until it's time to wash some gooks (dirt on my car) away
>>64740513My favorite part to play with was the spring loaded bolt.
>>64732389Holding my handheld vacuum cleaner in low ready
>>64740078>as a way to masturbate to hot women in military uniforms without having the uniforms actually related to any IRL military even if for some reason they've always got peaked caps and ties.Lel
>>64740078I'm not seeing anything wrong here. Now pony up and share with the class
