Could Wisconsin take the UP in a special 3 day operation?
>>64733666The fuck is the upper penisula and the lower penisula? Is that part of the US? Those aren't states.
>>64733666 (HAIL)The terrain is good for it, but the Wisconsin NG only has one IBCT, and that's pretty slim pickings for offensive operations.
WI NG gets lost, ends up in Door County. Hunkers down for a few Old Fashioneds and some curds to watch the Packers destroy the Lions (before naturally choking in the playoffs)
>>64733670Michigan is bisected by the Lakes. Dont worry it gets worse, theres a US town on the north bank of the lakes surrounded on the land by Canada.
>>64733670The UP is a beautiful stretch of northern forest and rightful Wisconsin clay currently possessed by Michigan, a fucking mitten.
>>64733670The Upper Peninsula was a concession granted to Michigan upon becoming a state after it ceded the Toledo Strip to Ohio.
>>64733666no and I'm not going to pretend we don't want itit is our rightful clay but we don't have the means or willpower to take it
Ubber Benisula oh fuggg
>>64733834Yeah, it's where the Finns hide in the US, the old timers even speak some weird hybrid dialect no one understands, We have them in NE Wisconsin
>>64733805>>64733812>>64733816Michigan is where Detroit is right? I hate Detroit, if you wanna kill people from Michigan I'll help. I don't know if Detroit is in upper penisland but I'll still kill em just because Michigays allowed Detroit to exist.I hate Detroit.
>>64733851Michigan creating Detroit was a genius move. It concentrated all the blacks into a single ghetto where they can’t bother anyone else.
>>64733837There’s quite a few in northern Megasoda as well. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland,_Minnesota
>>64733859Yeah except for change all the laws of your state by a significant majority.
>>64733865Michigan is a purple state, it gets the best of both worlds
>>64733805WE MUST LIBERATE THEM!
>>64733805What town?
>>64733666No. They'd get ventilated by angry Michiganians with durr rifles.
>>64733880>>64733888Angle Inlet, technically part of Minnesota.
Not in the winter lol. Eastern half has limited access/few highways, but also very little aside from the Sault and the bridge.Most of the ARNG bases are in the center/westt. yooper
>>64733666With enough cheese and beer you can do anything, including bribing the local Finns to help you overthrow the tyranny of Detroit.
>>64733666Inshallah I will fight and die for the great caliphate of Michigan
>>64733901DEFEAT THE TECHNOCRACY!
>>64733901god.damned.ANGLOS.
>>64733794>Hunkers down for a few Old Fashioneds and some curds to watch the Packers destroy the Lions (before naturally choking in the playoffs)Lol’d
>>64733874>>64733865What are the gun laws like there? I would assume it's going the way of IL and Chicago.
>>64734004Hello Deerborn resident. How are you doing today?
>>64734206Oh the laws! Oh the laws! In the Mity-gin they sprawl,They twist and they turn like a snow ball brawl.With pistols and papers and forms three by four,And rules that say yes—then a footnote says “or…”You can buy and you can sell (with a pause and a nod),With checks in the middle—thank Marx, thank God.Some folks say, “It’s simple!” Some say, “It’s a mess!”Both are fags, I confess, I confess, I confess.There’s carry and conceal and a license for that,And open’s quite open—imagine that!In jackets or holsters or glove boxes deep,that's concealed go to jail, and nary a peep.There are maps in your head of the yes places too,And the no-no locations (a zoo is place for children you fucking animal).Schools and some buildings say, “Not today, friend,”While the parking lot loophole just smirks in the end.Red flags? They wave if things look a bit grim.Safe storage? That’s hammered right into the brim.Because jews gave the state to mohammedans, fo reals.Now winter comes early, like November in June,And you shovel your driveway while humming a tune.You think, “Self-reliance is part of this place,”Right next to hot coffee and big black cock on your face.Michigan minds are a practical breed—“Don’t tread on me,” but also “oh daddy yes, indeed.”They hunt and they tinker and argue all night,Then agree ice fishing is everyone’s right.So read up the rules (then read them once more),Because ignorance here is not legal senior.The laws may feel odd, like green eggs with ham,But knowing them beats saying, “Wait— I HAVE RIGHTS WHAT THE FUCK CONSTITUTION ASS COP FAGGOT?!?”Oh the laws! Oh the laws! In the Mity-gin they stay—Not sane, not simple, but very Michigan, hey!Bundle up, stay sharp, keep your paperwork tight,And welcome to living where brown comes with rights.
>>64733666I’M GONNA GET DAT TURDY POINT BUCK
>>64734306I jest throw on grandpas old oilcoat and go out to the abandonded orchard with a .25 colt that belongs in a museum. Den I go back home and eat meh weird battery acid fish!
>>64733859>Dis nigga aint neva ben 2 Benton Harbor b4
"lutefisk is made from dried cod that is treated with lye. The fish is first soaked in cold water for five to six days, with the water changed daily. The water-saturated fish is then soaked in cold water with added lye for two days. During this treatment, the fish swells to more than its original size, while the protein content is reduced by around 50% - which gives the fish its characteristic consistency. When this treatment is finished, the fish is full of lye, has a pH value of 11–12 and is poisonous. In order for it to become edible, it must again be soaked in cold water for 10 days."THEY EAT THIS
>>64734206Not that bad desu. They honor most of the surrounding states CCW permits, as well as a strong gun/hunting culture. But they also have some gay gun laws to appease the libs.
>>64734373Why cant nordics salt their fish like normal people?
https://youtu.be/BjOvGJaYS4A?si=QFZRiXzBHR6wGdNhThis is wisconsin but upper michigan does it too. SUPPER CLUBS LIKE FUCKING 1952.
>>64734373It's an extremely good way to preserve food by making it too basic for pathogen growth.>>64734384It's really hard to make sea salt in Scandinavia due to the climate and there's almost no natural salt deposits that could be mined prior to about the mid 19th-early 20th century.
>>64734373More lutefisk is eaten in Minnesota and the UP than in Scandinavia. It’s pretty good in drawn butter with lefse, lingon, rhutabega, and beets.
>>64734467Um, I salute your culinary adventurism? I like... ham.
>>64734485I’ll try basically anything twice. I won’t go hotter than Trinidad Scorpion when it comes to peppers though.
>>64734467God I love lingonberry jam.
>>64734508Yeah, it’s great. I buy an 11 lb pail and divvy it out into half pint jars every year.
>>64734508I rotate through seasonal, elderberry, lingonberry, as the year goes through. Not sure but I'm guessing it's good to do that. Also try making maple jelly, it's so fuckin good fresh.
>>64734497It’s really surprising to me how those super hot peppers can have a sweet, fruity flavor right before it turns your mouth into an active volcano.
>>64733834>>64733837based fingols keeping WI cucked
>>64733666>Could Wisconsin take the UP in a special 3 day operation?Maybe, but they would regret it.
>>64734467For me it’s risgrøt
>>64734159you're going to get to watch them get pinned down and assraped by the bears with a homosexual black QB
>>64734752Please nigga, I've been watching that happen to the pack for the past 15 years. The last superbowl win is closer to my own birth than the present day at this point. I'm ready to be disappointed, it's a miracle we even made the playoffs at all.However the Bears haven't won a Lombardi in 40 years so I'm confident they won't make it either.I'd like to see a meme matchup like Bills vs. 49ers, it'd be a shitshow, but an entertaining shitshow
>>64734560Yeah, Trinidad Scorpions are absolutely delicious, especially with garlic and lime, but they are the upper limit of what I can eat before my shit the next day makes me feel like I’ve been in a fight.
>>64734736Risgrøt is good, but if I’m making porridge it’s either steel cut oats or muesli. My Christmas breakfast is typically eggy crepes (like pannkakor, though IDK how traditional grandma’s recipe was) and sausages or vafler with fruit, cream, and trimmings from the Christmas Eve prime rib, depending on how many of my family stayed the night or what the leftover situation is. I also make my own maple syrup and there’s always tons of that to put on breakfast.
don't tell them but i have invaded the UP with a small squad of drunkards on numerous occasions and thus far resistance has not been encountered however i have had to leave due to workand we are no closer to official recognition of our conquest
Do Yoopers even want to be part of Michigan? I wouldn't. That'd make the invasion a cake walk if they're in reality liberating them
>>64735348probably not but also they probably don't want to be part of Wisconsin
>>64733901Minnesotan here. Canada with its faggy DUI laws. IT WAS OVER 15 YEARS AGO. I can't even drive to my own state's northernmost town.
>>64733666Isnt UP the place all the lefties seethed about because it had a net increase in white population?
>>64735348They'd rather just drink alcohol and forget about it.
>>64735397Cheers bro I'll drink to that.
>>64733666Taking territory is passe, modern war should be about sudden crippling or humiliating punitive strikes with minimal ground presence.
>>64733898The first men in history killed by .350 Legend.
>nearly 60 posts in>no mention that the UP is dependant on this one bridge as its lifeline to the MittenCan Wisconsin take it out?
>>64736751we have no strike weaponsbut inspired by baltimore, maybe our penchant for operating vehicles while drunk could work
>>64736751>'ey, thanks fer cuttin' the muslims off from us.
>>64734752>bear-worshiping resident of totalitarian shithole ruled by corrupt billionaire immediately threatens homosexual rapeSeems about right.
>>64733898>Michiganiansuhm acktually the demonym is "Michiganders"
>>64736751We have a biological weapon that will make the bridge unusable. Limburger cheese is notoriously smelly and we make large quantities for the New Years “Cheese drop” celebration. No one will want to use the bride after its been dropped in large quantities!
>>64733874>Michigan is a purple state, it gets the best of both worldsMichigan fags actually think leftist niggershit is good lol.
The UP was rewarded to us by the Federal government for kicking Ohio's ass so hard during the battle of Toledo. t. Michigander
>>64733666Now I'm imagining a war in the Midwest where Tim Walz is Putin and sends in his special Muslim forces.
>>64737006>Michigeese
>>64737092That's plastic explosive.
>>64737092There's also ferries, but they don't run in the winter.
>>64734274Bravo. Gave me quite a chuckle
No. Also fuck off, we're full.
>>64737006Michiggers.
>>64733851>don't know if Detroit is in upper penislandThe absolute state of American education.
>>64733789Lel
>>64733666Canadian clay that will be returned one day soon.
>>64733666More like->How much is Wisconsin going to charge Michigan for taking the U.P off their hands, as Lansing obviously only gives a fuck about the Mitten south of Saginaw bay. (unless you're promoting TOURISM! WE'RE ALL ABOUT TOURISM! Fuck everything else though).
>>64733666Why Satan? So they can lose out on their weed connect?
>>64733666INSHALLAH THE PENINSULA WAS PROMISED TO ME 4000000 YEARS AGO AND IT WILL BE MINE
Yoopers and Northern Wisconsinites won't fight each other, they are friends in the place called the Northwoods. They each hate their lower counter parts. t. Rhinelander
>>64733666Sconies can't do shit except be fags.t. Troll
>>64733851Detroit is based. Niggers are the problem.
>>64733874Fuck you, lefty.t. North of 46
>>64734373>>64734384>laughs in Surstromming
UP is WI, then now and forever, inshallah we shall smash the heretics back to the arms of their negro detroit brethren and bring cars to mackinaw island
>>64740515scared yooper hands typed this, there can be no peace, tfw surburbs yearning for violence, your days are numbered you fucking muslim, we're taking all of the legal pot shops
>>64740571Over my dead body. And it is "Mackinac," you stupid bitch.
>>64740616>InB4 "but it is pronouncedYup. But you still spell like a nigger.
>>64740576>scared yooper hands typed this>Clearly stated I live in Rhinelander Wis. Reading too hard for you, intercity nigger. >your days are numbered you fucking muslimMohammad, last time I checked Detroit has more Muslims than anywhere in the US combined.
