Mobile horse-based starlink terminals
This is how pidor commanders get video from the "zero line" - some vatnik on a horse streaming with his phone
>>64734426>>64734432Umazing!
Blyat! In one fell swoop we the heirs of Yaroslav have shown the west our power xaxaxa
>>64734426Man, it's really weird how the Russians seem to have access to Starlink when the Ukrainians were routinely denied coverage in conflict areas.
>>64734432Lies, is spoiler wing
>>64734451>heirs of Yaroslavthose are ukies
This war, I swear...Will there ever be another like it?
>>64734463US state department faggots will run to save russia from collapse, which means another such clusterfuck is guaranteed later, the question is when (and against whom), not if
There is something like ~1.4 million horses in Russia. Ukranians need to start hitting the horse farms.
>>64734452They order starlink units marked and registered in places like Dubai and use them in Ukraine
>>64734451>heirs of YaroslavDude literally reigned from Kiyv Get it? Reigned? Like a horse? Get it? Neigh? Dammit...
>>64734453Spoiler warning?
>>64734479It should be trivial to find and shut those down.
>>64734499I mean this
>>64734521>while just needing some grass.How many times will we need to ream you for pushing this bullshit.
>>64734521>just needing some grassThey are not north Koreans
>>64734521im pretty sure horses have higher logistical needs and are willing to suffer fewer indignities than like 3 russian soldiers put together
>>64734521>MIC jewed armies into thinking they need to spend a million bucks on retarded all purpose vehicles that could be replaced by a 90s Toyota pickup truck and a horse in most cases.nvm i didnt realize the post was satire lol
>>64734534Don't tell them. It's funnier if they find out for themselves.
>>64734452>>64734463>>64734472I don't think I so sincerely meant my analyses and predictions when I made them, and I wish the world would stop proving me right.
>>64734426No wonder these primitives get called primitives LMAO
>>64734521Robots don’t poop everywhere and give off a far smaller heat signature.
>>64734517Not without also potentially disrupting Ukrainian users
>>64734716You mean that thing that they've been doing anyway?
the russians should send their horse riders to Persia now. If they ride swiftly they would have a chance to save the rightful rulers before the glowing rebellion swallows the kingdom whole
>>64734716They already do that and Ukraine is no longer reliant on Starlink for precisely this reason. They're only helping the Russians.
>>64734729Not for like two years now since Elon got his payout
>>64734426But why?
>>64734745someone please explain the 4d chess involved that makes mr musk want to help russians in ukraine
>>64734426This seems really dumb of them. I would have to imagine that everything they do on these is immediately intercepted by American signals intelligence. Not like most of their other stuff isn’t, but this in particular seems like they may as well just be directly broadcasting to us.
>>64734791Musk hates that the poors have rights and wants everywhere to be like Russia, where the rich get to play and the rest get to serve. It's pretty transparent, really.
>>64734800musk would 100% be windowball material if he lived in russia though
>>64734810Most people who desire authoritarian regimes are too retarded to realize they're the ones who would be first to get lined up and shot.
>>64734810They don't understand that. Not that dissimilar from commie retards who think they'll be managing the gulag instead of being sodomized in the gulag.
>>64734791Same reason Musk shills for China. Shame reason he floods USA with South Asians. He's rich, white and unaffected by the issues they cause on top of being a near terminally online autist. This is a guy who went on /pol/ and asked them to raid people on twitter before he bought twitter. This is a guy who would go and attack people who posted negatively about himself on /pol/ and say how much sex he has and how many kids he has. This is a guy who bragged online how good he was at Diablo IV when he pays somebody to play for him (and dumped loads of money into it). He's a silly willy.
>>64734432insane nobody would belive this in 2022
>>64734867>>64734919Is it too hard to understand that rich people actually benefit living in the west more than Russia/China?
>>64734931Do you honestly think he knows about the reality of russia any more than those loser "russia is based & trad" retards?
>>64734931People can delude themselves into all sorts of things, especially if they can pay for everyone around them to agree.
>>64734426If works and is ugly? it still workslaugh all you want but this is clever ingenuity and using the enemies weaponry against them with good, consistent progress
Why are Russians even allowed to use Starlink?
>>64734937>Do you honestly think he knows about the reality of russia any more than those loser "russia is based & trad" retards?nta, but bersonally? No, I don't. The reality is that Musk isn't as smart as many people think he is and is gullible/a grifter at heart
>>64734426>satnet with US DoD contracts used by Russians>no one in the US willing to stop it>>64734479Satellites can be geofenced, that is how Ukraine was kicked off in the past.
What's the NATO reporting name for this mobile comms unit? Dubs decides
>>64734966Uma
>>64734791>be worlds richest man>want to get even richer>a whole stock market is currently crashed>if Russia win you can expect 1000% gains as sanctions endDon't make the mistake of thinking the rich are loyal to nations, if Musk was he would still be in South Africa.
>>64734952This. Why?
>>64734976hes already rich beyond the ability of the economy to actually sustain that amount of financial force projection from 1 source. it's unclear what would happen if one day he went>"hm today i want to buy all the CPUs in the world"like are they going to sell them to him? he can afford it. is no one else going to have CPUs after that? are we going to make laws to prevent companies from selling CPUs at 200% of their value to musk?anyway i think it's well established that the dudes is just mentally ill and will keep trying to do wackier things to grow his wealth and influence, and this is exactly why we shouldn't allow people to become 700-time billionaires in the first place, because people are retarded
gay
>>64735035Shouldn't have nominated Hilldawg.
>>64735057ZAZED, you mean.
At one point even the Russians will start questionig what the fuck are they doing, right?Right?
>>64735035What's funny is heaps of people want the economy of the 1950s when a guy workign 40 hours could buy a house, have a stay at home wife and put 5 kids through school but they keep forgetting the top tax rate was 90% to stop the rich hording all the wealth.
>>64735035>hes already rich beyond the ability of the economy to actually sustain that amount of financial force projection from 1 source.That's just how wealthy business people are. Being a businessman pretty much proves you inherently are primarily motivated by making money. Otherwise you wouldn't have gone into business.
>>64735078>Russians >questionig sure thing, very soon
>>64735078"the Russians" is not one unified block that all think alike.
>>64735098musks dad should have just gotten him hooked on MMORPGs or something and he could've pursued his fascination with ever bigger numbers there instead
>>64735113Some do not think at all is what you're saying?
>>64734439
>>64735113Correct. They do not think at all.
>>64734432>mongols with smart phones
>>64734729>>64734745What the fuck are you talking about? You bought into the fake news?
>>64734791sees the model of putinism/CCP (mafia-oligarchy) and likes what he sees. Move fast, break things bla bla. Get pesky rule of law out of the way so the ones with wealth can fast track whatever they want what the idiot does not get that in those systems POWER gives money, not the other way around like its in the US. That power is only rewarded to loyalists and insiders of which he would not be a part off. his position would be similar to the Yeltsin era oligarchs that chose Putin on the throne and as a reward were called to a grand meeting and presented with an ultimatum>50% of what you own goes to the tzar. Or elsethose that refused were arrested, everything stolen and imprisoned. Those that played along were ousted in time and killed abroad
>>64735187
>>64734463Get your bingo cards ready, there's still time for the new year! We seem to be moving forwards and backwards in time, as well as in the direction of the absurd.
Musk just went a little crazy during the coof lockdowns. We all did. Before that he was an inoffensive tech geek who did good things for the world with his rockets and cars and on occasion got into spats with Rogozin on twitter. Remember Rogozin? Good times.
>>64734966>>64734973uma deliciosa
>>64735279I remember Rogozin getting the Jeremy Renner treatment from a CAESAR.
>>64734459Those are uhh... of fake
>>64735279He was already calling cave divers who risked their lives pedophiles for rejecting his hare brained plans to rescue children stuck several kilometres underground with a drone years before Covid.
>>64735310Funny thing about that incident; There's a 99% chance that intel about his location was provided to the Ukrainians by rival factions of his fellow russians, because they were all butthurt about Rogozin ineptly trying to portray himself as some kind of battlehardened frontline veteran on his social media pages.Additional funny: He allegedly sent steel shrapnel dug out of his groin and letter to Emanuel Macron, demanding the end of French arms deliveries. Allegedly Macron answered by promising to send more weapons to Ukraine.
>>64735279>Musk just went a little crazy during the coof lockdowns. We all did. Before that he was an inoffensive tech geek who did good things for the world with his rockets and cars and on occasion got into spats with Rogozin on twitterno, he was always an insufferable cunt. People just spitshined his cock because he was doing stuff with rockets and electric cars. They never bothered to look into his past, or what he was like when he got called out by people who actually knew what they were talking about. And as >>64735333 stated, once he started calling the divers in Thailand pedophiles people began to sour on him.
If your country's military doesn't operate up-armored EW donkeys, then your country is behind in military matters, and is not a great power on the level of Russia.
>>64734463of course, the west will never run out of cuckold leadership and russia will never run out of meat fodder (and cuckold western leadership bailing them out time after time)
>>64735357It was within a week of Macron announcing the AMX-10 deliveries IIRC.
>>64734952They aren't. They buy them in Dubai and shit from third parties and pay for the subscriptions with spoofed accounts. There are countermeasures in place to try and prevent this but it's like any other game of IT whack-a-mole. The only permanent solution is to cut off access to the whole region. In spite of what retards like >>64734745 think there is no homebrew replacement for what Starlink can do available to Ukraine.
At this point Russia and Ukraine will end up sending out their wealthy people as knights
>>64735518>no homebrew replacement for what StarlinkThey are using Eutelsat along side Starlink though, until IRIS2 gets far enough along to be usable.
>>64735544>At this point Russia and Ukraine will end up sending out their wealthy people as knights>knight opsYes please.
smartest russian
>>64734791He wants them to keep fighting so they're too busy to protect their foreign interests.So far the US has deleted Gaza, Syria, Venezuela and now Iran from their oil trade all because Russia has abandoned them. Iran nationalised the Russian stake in their oil fields to sell to America kek.They're also attacking African gold mines too. Soon they will have no international allies.I hope America thanks Europe and Ukraine for its help deleting Russian influence after this btw.
>>64735577>I hope America thanks Europe and Ukraine for its help deleting Russian influence after this btw.At this point I am 40% certain Trump s doing some cheeky breeky backdoor deals with Putin, and 60% certain that he has dementia or liver damage.
>>64734426What does this bullshit retarded twitter post have to do with weapons?
>>64735577>Gaza >oil trade
>>64735249Russia has a significant number of domestic Moose, prior to WW2 both them and Sweden had cavalry programs so Moose is an legitimate but unlikely option. Genghis Khan mentioned that some northern clans used them. He thought they looked ridiculous and were too slow but said they were somewhat useful since horses would not charge them and they could operate in forests.>We don't live in the Soviet Moose Cavalry timelineFuck this gay ass continuum.
>>64735706Reindeer. Not moose as we know them in American english.
>>64735696Israel is an oil producer and also the gateway into Syria, anything pro Israel is ultimately about oil, muppet.
>>64735629>ifunnyYeah. Tourist.
>>64735057I think dedovchina got them>>64735113>not one unified blockcorrect, many of them are one unified cube
> inoffensive tech geekAll bullshit. He's always been a lying cunt and a bully. He can't code for shit and ridiculed himself multiple times when trying to argue with engineers on twitter.
>>64734533Delete that before Ferrari team sees this.
>>64735091>top tax rate was 90% to stop the rich hording all the wealth.Marginal income tax rate is very different than effective tax rate. The effective tax rate on people who could hit the 90% rate was 42% while the equivalent effective tax rate of top earners today is 35%. Due to the differences in tax brackets you hit the highest marginal rate at a much lower income level than in the 1950s and the modern average American household pays both a lower marginal rate and lower effective rate than in the 1950s plus the standard deduction of the 1950s wasn't indexed to inflation. Taxes are much, much more complicated than "higher rate = more gooder."
>>64735416that is a very sad picture>>64735113false>>64735078after stalin died in 1953 there was a real pushback away from stalinist totalitarianism and overall a much more depressive perspective on ww2ever since putin came to be post yeltsyn its pretty much the opposite they take pride in losing 27 million people in ww2 and stalin is a hero to themif you dont know why 27 mil deaths means anything in ww2 terms, look at death stats in every other country.usa lost less people in every war combined since 1776 up to today
>>64734426Time for some man made horrors and cubism
>>64735734>anything pro Israel is ultimately about oilMost intelligent /pol/estinian
>>64735987The ultimate destabilisation force in the middle east that has kept the entire region slaved to US interests, yeah.There are also hardcore zionists in the government too, but they get so far because their interests align.
>>64735731No i meant moose, you are talking about Caribou which as a side note the Jackman historical Society has the head of the last legally hunted one in Maine on it's wall.https://www.slate.com/blogs/atlas_obscura/2013/06/21/the_ussr_s_moose_domestication_projects_yield_mixed_results.htmlSecond side note: I have a pretty well developed theory that the humans who colonized the new world had semi domestic Moose and Caribou but lost them when they were forced south during the lesser dryas period, it is the only explanation for those species having recessive domestication traits. The early humans were forced out of their habitat range and didn't need them due to the abundance of easily killed megafauna specifically giant beavers which i have a evidence based interrelated theory about. I actually have a book outline about the moose/Caribou/giant beaver rabbit hole but i'd need a couple more years of school to have it taken seriously.
>>64735559someone quickly send him to the front
>>64735559>Up Armored horses with satellite communications carrying heavily Armored men into battle So we've finally learned what a modernized medieval knight would actually look like
>>64734463Yes and no.Will the russian successor state be as incompetent in its future wars? Yes, always.Will they ever waste 70 years worth of cold war stockpiles again? No, they won't have that much.Will another pointless invasion get turned into an existential conflict by an out-of-touch autocrat? Possibly.
>>64735768They really didn't know what they were getting themselves into when they decided to make their war mascot a loli.
>>64738956It was to get the brown pedophiles on their side.
>>64734734How long until Russia experiences this again?
>>64735384IIRC Musk won the defamation case the dude brought against him because Musk's lawyers were able to successfuly argue in court that "pedo guy" was short for "torpedo guy", as in the dude "swam fast like a torpedo" and was a popular saying in SANo I'm serious. Look up the judgement.
>>64738956>Blueberry barichkaYou're as awful as them.
>>64739007>No I'm seriousEarliest proofs that we converged with the Clown world timeline. Damn.
>>64739014Oh it gets better after the case Musk quoted the most reddit of reddit memes and stated "Faith in humanity restored!"I really really fucking wish I was joking
>>64734791>being pro-russia = counter current>counter current = coolHe's still stuck in the mindset of a 15 years old. He's obsessed with looking cool.That's why when some writer accuses him of not reading books, he starts talking about all the books he totally readWhen people who play videogames talk about him, he pretends to be the best at this or that videogame (he did this multiple times)When someone mentions stealth planes, he pretends to know more than the entire MICThat's why he renamed twitter X. literally xXxSn1p3rWolfxXx tier shit.Most of the time whenever he does something, it's either because his ego was bruised, or because he thought doing it would get a bunch of people to think he's cool
>>64734426Cyberpunk 2026
not that i like dumb fucking slavic retards who can't help but murder each other constantly, but if it were a western unit using horses because they're in a complete fuck ass mud bog where vehicles didn't work you'd be calling it pragmatic.
>>64739012Hey, I'm not kinkshaming them for liking lolis. It's just that the intended context of>Look, we're representing our invincible military with a little girl, the juxtaposition is funnyisn't there right now.
>>64735057>brokeass mountain
>>64734617>>64734534I want to see what I missed, anyone got a SS?
Why does pussia have starlink access?
>>64735333>fat 50-70yo britons living in pattaya because reasons>not paedophiles Musk has said a lot of retarded things but this was not one of them
>>64735416What can the Collective Wect do to close the donkey gap?
>>64739454they be sneaky and lied
>>64739093Western units can afford better options, so if they're using horses, it's because it's literally the only thing that works and they've tried everything else because horses are a pain in the ass for logistics. Russia is using horses because it's the only thing they can afford, not because it's the best option, and even then I bet that horse is malnurished. Do you see the difference my brown friend?
>>64735249>weaponized cranesAs in construction equipment or birds?
>>64739495a malnurished horse doesn't carry two humans and a pile of gear. arguably there may be a more expensive light weight tracked vehicle that can still be fielded in that shit pit, but if it's just gonna get blown the fuck up anyways why bother? nice race bait and "pick your favorite flavor of subhuman slav" propaganda thread tho you alphabet agency cock sucker.
>>64739495>>64739727also fuck forgot to put "" around "malnurished" because it isn't spelled right. wanted to indicate your ESL illiteracy, damn.
>>64739384>>64735075>>64735057
...any day now
>>64740442...yep
>>64734479I can't even go off my property camping without my Starlink shutting down.
>>64735057V G H.
>>64739095>RoshenImagine all the Willy Wonka memes if Poroshenko had still been president throughout this.>Between 1996 and 1998, UkrPromInvest acquired control over several state-owned confectionery enterprises, which were combined into the Roshen group in 1996, creating the largest confectionery manufacturing operation in Ukraine. His business success in this industry earned him the nickname "Chocolate King".
>>64734463Someone said that post-analysis of the IDF in gaza had the high urban environment leading to the IDF needing to use fucking foot runners for relaying info. I'm not saying that as a reee juden thing it's more just a realization that under enough attrition (Ukraine war) or just enough stress (Gaza) you will have the high tech shit break down and things going more primitive.In other words if you are not the United States of America Anno domini 2025 then you will under any level of sustained multi-year warfare get dragged down to 1940s tier in some capacity at some point. Whether in tactics, communication, logistics, whatever. War is just that exhausting of resources and we are just that overly developed (For now). Honestly is why I keep saying if you're not the US then yes, tanks are increasingly not cost effective for modern warfare because if you aren't the US able to pull the console-command sv_cheats_1 shit different rules apply to you.
>>64740996really easy to lose perspective when one country can just yoink presidents, has a coast guard that can capture tankers being escorted by submarines, and can airlift a fucking burger king across the planet.In the end, technology always eventually breaks down, and you can always rely on the same things Sun Tzu did.
>>64734426>>64734432>>64735144>>647344532 more weeks until Russia wins (with cavalry)!
>>64734426If all the EU countries have to stop buying Russian oil, why is Elon allowed to service Russia with starlink?
