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I've been calling for cleanups in random aisles all day thinking I was talking to Tesco but it was actually my local hospital

How fucked am I?
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Five anos ago senor, I lost thirty thousand hombres in the blink of an eye, and the spill on aisle 17 just fuckin' watched. Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of FCC cabrons, no shortage of feds up your anus hombre. I know you comprehende.

>/s
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they are coming for you - these two
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>>64740483
you are dumb and you should feel dumb
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>>64740483
>Tesco
What country is that? Just paint yourself brown and you'll get a free pass is my initial impression.
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>>64740587
Bongland
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Can I fuck with the coast guard or is that too far, I keep meowing at them
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>>64740644
threat to national security
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you say shit on that radio without license the 84 year old hamboomer gonna beat your ass! with a whip!
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>>64740676
More worried about doing it gov frequencies, I know the sadhams ain't gonna do shit
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>>64740745
you just asking for trouble with that, major fafo possibilities. Maduro got busted cuz he used a baofang to watch porn and delta followed the signal to his antenna
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Turns out I have the maternity ward, what do I say to cause the most chaos?
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>>64740941
negate all code blues
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>>64740954
Best I can do is say disregard the emergency c section call.
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Good riddance when the boot lands on your neck OP
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>>64740483

You absolute fucking Muppet anon.
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>>64741314
Calm down faggot, it's ok
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>>64741373

Muppet is an affectionate reproachment, you twit.
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>>64741393
Just annoyed Tesco didn't respond desu
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Have you tried different channels?
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Not really, you've probably been assumed to be an actual Tesco worker who has accidentally set the channel to the hospital. As long as you've not been rude or anything, they probably think you've just made a mistake. But then again, Yookay, so probably illegal under Stazi Starmer.
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>>64740676
>Die monster
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>>64740941
There is only one God and his prophet is SONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
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>>64740972
Call in hysterectomy to random rooms.
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>>64741393
>affectionate reproachment
>you twit
Getting worse in here.
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>>64740941
Call security for Alien birth.
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>>64740483
NHS killteams have already been alerted.
They'll be at your location in 27-48 buisness days.
Better run boy.
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>>64740592
They're in Budapest too.
There used to be a Tesco-owned chain in China as well but they got fucked by the government and sold it to the mall chain that their stores were always in.
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You can only be triangulated while you are broadcasting, it's not like they can just pull up your search history like a web browser. Transmitters cannot be traced for any kind of data, except their approximate live broadcasting location, is why they are regulated and used by spy agencies in the first place.
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>>64741624
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What's your skin color op?
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>>64742180
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>>64740941
Code Pink is for a missing baby in the US (crazy women try to kidnap infants all the time)
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>>64742458
Code pink or silver would be the worst. Fucking with hospitals in clearly morally wrong I hope anon doesn't actually do it.
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call code blue or pink
report that there's a severe rupture in female victim due to foreign object being pulled out forcibly
wait 5 minutes
say sorry, you mistook the object for baby nigger and that the "object" is still in trash



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