23 Sep 2027HIGH IMPORTANCE - CLASSIFIEDFrom: Weyland_PARAMIL_OPSCOMTO: Weyland_PARAMILadmin; Weyland_Para_opsNA; Weyland_Para_opsSA; Weyland_Para_opsEU; Weyland_Para_opsME_Africa; Weyland_Para_opsSEA_Aus; Weyland_SecureNetSub: CODE 6-5 ALERT Attention all Weyland Corp (WC) Paramilitary Officers (PO). All leave is cancelled. All Research Stations (RS) and Special Projects (SP) suspended until further notice. All WC PO currently under contract Shall make themselves ready immediately. A CODE 6-5 Alert was issued at approximately 0650 AM EST after being triggered by authenticated channels. Developing high alert situation on WC RS Kerguelen island, located at approx:=== 49" 20's S Lat, 70"12' E Long === Unknown casualties. Assume maximum loss of life. Data indicates aggressor to be ***CLASSIFIED - NDA to follow. Please sign into TrustSign account to request level status.*** numbering at least THREE on the islands at this time, >Assemble your team and loadouts.
>>64740610>Assemble your teamI nuke the site from orbit, fuck boots that on the ground shit.
Surplus PASGT helmets and ALICE gear, spray-painted black. Something based on the KRISS Vector with a WML that's constantly on. Strong diverse female characters with braids.t. Hollywood in the current year
>>64740621I say we drop CN-20 first. That installation has a substantial dollar value.Plus I can't rape a corpse turned to ash.
>>64740610>Weyland_Para_opsNAPffff, fuck you I'm on the other side of the planet,I'm not doing shit.
>>64740610>Kerguelen island
>>64740634>Plus I can't rape a corpse turned to ashYou're just not dedicated enough for this team.
>>64740610- Get me high level recon, every satellite Weyland can spare- Full inventory and staff roster lists of the islands- Any maritime assets in the area to begin immediate containment and patrol measures- Spin up WCPO QRF's in Perth, Mumbai and Durban. Transfer all personnel and gear to maritime assets ASAP- Ship borne drones will scan the island first, establish comms with every radio signal that can reach the island.- Next I want locations and ETA's of every team Leader in the region delivered within the hour.- Tentative plans to include possible landfall expedition with at least 6 seperate teams and CAS. Prepare accordingly, further details to follow
>>64740610>>TrustSign login> user://SHRHLD_ACS_OVRD_85> pass://AllThatGlittersIsGoldDispatch COM-AND teams 7 through 13, equivalent splits of incendiary, high voltage and kinetic AP equipment. Load instruction sets:Fire to corral and control movementArc weaponry to attempt subjugationKinetic weaponry to focus on limiting mobility through concentrated fire on limbs.subject_expendable = true;team_expendable = true;witnesses_permissible = false;rescind human damage limitations.Prevent and prohibit all outside knowledge. COM_AND use is not permitted by geneva.
I start handing out M41A pulse rifles to my highly trained and domesticated xenomorph soldiers.
>>64740610If I don't sign the NDA then I don't have to go right?
>>64740680>maritime assets in the area to begin immediate containment and patrol measuresThey can swim, right?
>>64740610>2027 Which means no pulse rifles no smart rifles and no nuking things from orbit just to be sure.Standard loadouts for now I guess? Marksmen, LMG's and riflemen, etc. Make sure to pack thermals and NVG's hopefully satellites and drones have picked up heat signatures or the techs are analyzing foot traffic patterns. initial teams will make landfall at the main research station as well as insertion at the highest peak to establish satellite uplink and comms relay equipment.
>>64740629the biggest problem with gear in the Alien tineline is that everything is grounded in 80's version of future tech. PASGT helmets and bullpups are the norm for the time period
>>64740610>Kerguelen islandsThat's a lot of space for a couple teams to search…
>>64740610>working for Weyyu>everFeels good to be an ARMAT Battlefield Systems Chad.
>Shhh, don't listen to those bad men on the radio my love, they can't hurt you as long as I'm here>They're all just jealous of how pure our love is, the only love they know comes from the mouth of a synth prostitute >Yes my love, your head crest is very beautiful and majestic, I'm sure all the other queens in the universe are jealous of it, I'll polish it when we get back to the hive>Don't worry about some frizzly haired bitch named Ripley, she's just some fairy tale made up by Weyland, she isn't real, she can't hurt you>No your tail isn't too fat, it's just the right size>Yes of course I'll hold one of your little hands on the way back to the hive, it's the husbandly thing to do Excuse me but could all of the Weyland Yutani employees, or corporate niggers as I like to call them, please get out of this thread you're all making my wife nervous
>>64740610I was fishing when the alert came through, I leave my phone off and at home when I'm on leave, sorry
>>64740865I was unsure on the nuke option but now I see it's entirely warranted.
>>64740705I'm imaganing the follow on QRF's to reach the islands a couple days later and all the ships in the area have either run aground or are rotting corpse ships.
>>64740610the trickiest part of a Kerguelen Islands op is the distance, over 3000 kms from the nearest inhabited island, no airstrips, travel to and from are by boat, it would take days for a flotilla to get there at a decent pace intact. The first teams air dropped in establishing comms and preparing a suitable air strip would be well and truly alone for the first 24 hours