Denmark has a highly Elite unit called the Sirius Dog Sled Patrol that could be called on to help defend Greenland. This is a highly trained elite unit armed with weather tested and artic proof bolt action rifles and sidearms. They carry 2 different types of ammo.How would the Sirius Dog Sled Patrol fare against U.S. of United States Special Forces if they invaded Greenland?
>>64745719>just in denmark militray has gone to the dogsDonkeys not good enough for Danes?
Most US SF don't have dogs or know how to ski. Denmark has all the advantages.
>>64745724>know how to skiYou don't have to ski when you have air superiority.
>>64745724Trump has already promised "no skis on the ground" in the next war.
>>64745731Have fun flying in a blizzard lmao
>>64745742It never really snows in Greenland it's too cold for snow, silly.
This isn't another one of those "haha the West is going to war with itself!!1" threads, is it?
>>64745755>nato v. natoHoping more for one where your big brother smacks you with your hand taunting you, 'stop hitting yourself'.
>>64745742Greenland's last blizzard was 18,000 years ago.
>>64745731Cope. Americans will be slipping and sliding into Danish gunfire.
>>64745719Yes but did you know that russis has T-I-G-E-R-S. Bet you didnt know that )))
>>64745781Danes will be beating themselves with spruce branches in the saunas as with drone them using thermals and take home viking war brides.
>>64745731you had air superiority in nam and afghan and look at how those turned out.
>>64745802That was different. Checkmate.
>>64745802bretty gud
>>64745747>>64745770Semantics>A piteraq is a cold katabatic wind which originates on the Greenlandic icecap and sweeps down the east coast. The word "piteraq" means "that which attacks you" in the local language. Piteraqs are most common in the autumn and winter. Wind speeds typically reach 50 to 80 m/s (180–288 km/h; 111–178 mph)
>>64745824>tfw A10s are camoed in snow tigerWill be epic.
>>64745719We got Eskimos too fuckers
>>64745719Depends if the Bears back them or not.
reminder that americans also know what snow and sled dogs are. this is not secret ancestral knowledge. homefield advantage doesnt matter when you are outmanned like 1:100 by objectively better soldiers.
>>64745719Is there any reason why you can't just use a BV206?
>>64745719>How would the Sirius Dog Sled Patrol fare against U.S. of United States Special Forces if they invaded Greenland?>2 man teams with only dog sled for transportation and bolt-action rifles for ranged armamentThey'd be fucked. >>64745802Well we killed a million civilians in 10 years, so based on that metric Greenland will be depopulated in 6 months.
>handful of dog sledders with WWI bolt action riflesWhat a retarded fucking question. That's like asking if a golden retriever could beat an elephant
>>64745719>among the equipment used by the Sirius Dog Sled Patrol is the M1917 Enfield bolt-action rifle chambered in .30-06 Springfield, known in Danish service as the Gevær M/53, and the Glock 20 pistol chambered in 10mm Auto>the patrolmen are uniquely allowed to use hollow-point civilian rounds (loaded with a type of expanding bullet prohibited in warfare for Danish and many other armed forces by the Hague Convention of 1899) to defend themselves against dangerous wild animals.certified /k/ino loadout
>>64748590The anti American euros just assume they're the only people on the planet with a clue
>>64745781Thinking that skis will save you is cope
For those wondering is all but confirmed Drumff is going to send the military into Iran, again, while an intervention in both Cuba and Mexico are all but warranted, vatnigger AA fans on suicide watch.
>>64745719>They carry 2 different types of ammowow scary
>>64745724>Denmark has all the advantagesIn making tasty sweet treats, yes. In any other respect, no
This is all a joke because we're doing a bit about the US annexing Greenland and you're chestthumping about how the US will beat Denmark rightthat's all it is right it's just a bit right
>>64745802Do you really think the Danes are capable of the same resolve as the Vietcong? To take 10x the losses but consider it worthwhile?That logic works for insurgents, not Europeans who die at the thought of being mildly uncomfortable
>>64748593They can't carry all the fuel they need for a 2-month presence patrol over ice.>>64748633Correct. It's a very specialized and pretty badass job, but there's like a dozen of those guys at any given time, plus a lot closer to "polar explorers with guns" than to "Viking Rambo arctic turbo killers".
>>64748714sweet child...
Imagine joking about invading an ally instead of throwing that treasonous fat cunt out of office.Americans deserve everything that's coming to them at this point. What a disgusting culture.
>>64748743Go topple your king. Go on, do it if it's so easy. In case you're unaware, 500 Iranians have been shot dead recently protesting.So for you euro fags, it's not enough that you expect us to die defending you so you can finance more boat niggers, we also have to die protesting our government to ensure we die on your behalf in Europe.Get fucked, kiss my ass, enjoy your make believe armies.
>>64748746Go on, kill NATOthe US will be better isolated and alone
>>64748751>no actual retortCope and seethe, faggot. You retards expect way too much from foreign civilians an an ocean away from you. Figure out your own lives you sanctimonious, arrogant fucks
>>64748755You're criminally retarded
>>64748760Still got nothing. You expect a blank check, and have absolutely zero intention of giving anything in return.
>>64748743Oh no. Not joking anout invading an "ally" (that has never offered any meaningful assitance ever). God forbid. That's a bridge too far. What would happen if Europeans started to not like us or something?
>>64748767Our protofascist government is going to completely isolate us from the rest of the first world while you sit there and scream about the Europeans not funding themselves, which they're trying to do now. You're going to change your tune when the post-World War II rule of order is completely gone and all the benefits we've reaped from it are no more.You're a fucking idiot. Please stop speaking on behalf of us.
>>64745802>coomer
>>64745719What burned down in Iran this time?
>>64748780>20 year old who slept through world history class detected
>>64745719Their lesser-known elite sister unit is the Joe King Dog Sled Patrol.
>>64748780>What would happen if Europeans started to not like us or something?Retard/troll, but whatever:We'll develop our own nuclear programs and intensify trade (and finance) relations with China and leave you where you clearly want to be: all alone, without support and logistics (ports and bases). Good luck trying to borrow the 7 billion / day to keep your third world country running without the petrodollar.
>>64748751Are you going to stop using American websites like 4chan?
>>64748790How much aid has Denmark given us, anon?>>64748798How's Ukraine doing?
>>64748780>"ally" (that has never offered any meaningful assitance ever)>Bush dragged the rest of NATO to his GWOT for the next ten years after 9/11the better question is what has the US done for Europe but spy on them and get gibsmedat military bases
>>64748827Woah, 500 troops for 4 years. You guys sure put up a hell of a fight!
>>647488134chan got g00ked annon
>>64748834I'll take that as a no. You'll still be on every American website.
>>64745719>drop Hershey's kisses from 10,000ft>dogs eat the chocolate >die>Greenland taken in 48hours
>>64748842danes are finished
>>64748841will you stop using a european language?I'm sure there a bunch of prairie nigger languages you could adopt on a national scale
>>64748785Least retarded burgerist
>>64748857I speak American.
>>64748785I wish this was even 1% true
>>64748863I bet you dribble when you do
>>64745719I can't wait for reports of a SAS unit freezing to death again because they still insisted on manhauling as the best way.
>it's another panicky third worlders desperately hope for a nonexistent conflict between denmark and the US threadwatching them scurry around frantically like this while the global south falls apart is really funny.
>>64745797>saunasWrong Scandis. Try something with smørrebrød or potatoes.
>>64748706>In making tasty sweet treats, yes. In any other respect, noYou up in this bitch disrespectin' Lego?
>>64748826>How much aid has Denmark given us, anon?Extreme combat casualties per capita in your recent military adventures on behalf of Israel, as well as a captive market for military equipment, for one.And Lego. Don't forget Lego.
>>64748893>LegoWarcrime
>>64748826>h-how's ukraine doingyou can hear the shivering in his little zigger voice kek
>>64748746>so you can finance more boat niggersJust in case you missed it in your Adelson textbooks, we fought the largest war in history against you specifically to not have to have any "boat niggers". We lost. So now we've got your "boat niggers".
>>64748899Checked.You'd first have to publish some best selling novels about how the lego factories were actually cartoonish death camps for transbian queens of color, and that's why you had to incinerate all of our major cities and hang all of our leadership (feel free anytime btw).
>>64748590I moved from Canada to the US, people at least in this state freak out about above freezing weather. .5” of snow and everything shuts down. Coldest I have experienced is about -57° Celsius.
>>64748690Meanwhile in Canada.
>>64748746>topple the king>nigger thinks we live in a fairy tale or some shitlol, lmao even
>>64748746>Go topple your kingHe's well entrenched, unfortunately.
>>64748798>intensify trade (and finance) relations with ChinaThe shills always bring this point up, it's like how Indians are literally incapable of not outing themselves. Almost comical.
>>64748893Didn't Danes also let America do plenty of military shit in Greenland and helped cover for their environmental fuckups so people won't get mad at the burgers?
>>64748746>topple your kingnigga's too retarded to understand what a "king" means in western europe LMAO.
>>64748798>le petrodollar memesanytime you see anyone spouting off about petrodollars, you know that person is either a shill or a retard mouthing turdie propagandanon-petroleum US Dollar trade is more than FIFTEEN TIMES the petroleum trade. it's not about the fucking petrodollar, it never has been.
>>64748982Of course. We bend over for burgers as eagerly as burgers bend over for small hats.The US has been allowed to militarily do as they please in Greenland since 1941 (but since that was done by a traitor, it was first fully ratified postwar in 1951) and in Denmark proper (and with legal immunity too!) since early 2025.
>>64748976It's because it's an actual thing? Not sure where your gotcha is.The current generation of Americans are rapidly pissing away the family fortune (built up from winning WW2 as the only industrial nation left standing) confident in their arrogance that the US will be #1 forever, as if it were some kind of natural law.
>>64745719these threads always seem like they have the potential for interesting discussion or funny jokes, but lately they always end up with brown people pretending to be euros and americans throwing shit at each other
