>880,000 dog attacks in the US of A requiring medical attention last year>Cannot be reasoned with in any capacity as opposed to most criminals that usually just want to steal your shit and will back off if they decide they can victimize someone else easierWhat calibers and firearms do you carry to protect against the pitter scurge? Shot placement?Keep in mind you may be in situations where you have to stop a loose shit bull from tearing some bystanders face off and over penetration is an actual concern when it's lockjawed onto that poor soul.
95% of dogs are pets that will stop and flee at any semblance of aggression from adults. Shitbulls get the 9 though
>>64752904I read something that said if you grab the leg and pull it out (if you're to the side of the dog) it can cause many to fuck offIdk about pitbulls though
>>64752904>880,000 dog attacks in the US of A requiring medical attention last yearMan's best friend, huh...
Nooo not the heckin goodboi mleming pupperinos nooo
>>64752904Kill pitbulls. Behead pitbulls. Roundhouse kick a pitbull into the concrete. Slam dunk a pitbull baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy pitties. Mix xylitol into a pitbulls food. Launch pitbulls into the sun. Stir fry pitbulls in a wok. Toss pitbulls into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pitbulls water bowl. Aikido throw pitbulls into a wood chipper. Twist pitbulls heads off. Report pitbulls to the dog shelter. Play Frogger with pitbulls on the interstate. Karate chop pitbulls in half. Curb stomp pregnant pitbulls. Trap pitbulls in quicksand. Crush pitbulls in the trash compactor. Liquefy pitbulls in a vat of acid. Eat pitbulls. Dissect pitbulls. Exterminate pitbulls in the gas chamber. Stomp pitbull skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate pitbulls in the oven. Lobotomize pitbulls. Mandatory abortions for pitbulls. Grind pitbull fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown pitbulls in fried chicken grease. Vaporize pitbulls with a ray gun. Kick old pitbulls down the stairs. Feed pitbulls to alligators. Slice pitbulls with a katana.
>>64752921With shitbulls your best strategy is to stick your dick up its ass. They can't turn around while you're massaging their prostate.
>>64752904>880,000 dog attacksthat's a lot of pitbulls
>>64752904Threadly reminder that you can feed shitbulls 0.5g per kg of body weight of xylitol and most will drop dead in a few days. Median weight 30kg shitbull, 15g of xylitol. "XL Bully" 90kg "shitbull mix", 45g of xylitol.Xylitol is a sugar substitute that is safe for humans (and also kitties!) but lethal to dogs. It is widely available in granular form in health-food stores. (IOW, no, you don't need to feed the dog ten packs of chewing gum.) Just mix it into a doggie treat like sausage or cheese balls.Xylitol has two separate modes of lethality in dogs: first, the chance of putting the dog into a hypoglycemic coma (within hours), second, liver failure (within days). The above doses are the LD50 (meaning half will die from it) to cause liver failure; the hypoglycemic coma dosage is only 20% of the above. There is no antidote, but it can be treated if caught early, and only about half of dogs will die from a LD50 dose (by definition). The two different modes make it very likely to kill a dog with this dose.Avoid getting caught on video or making it obvious that you're the prime suspect by complaining constantly ahead of time.Good way to rid your neighborhood of dangerous dogs. Common counter-suggestions and why they aren't as good:>just shoot it!* police investigate gunshot wounds/deaths* dangerous to bystanders in suburban or urban neighborhoods* unless the dog is actually attacking you or someone else, this will get you criminally charged if caught>antifreeze!* takes literally 3X the dosage to reach LD50* now has bitterants added to stop children and animals from drinking it* weird options like boiling hotdogs in it makes your intent obvious>rat poison or other poisons!* obvious intent* can be fatal to children or other animals you don't want to harm* much more recognizable and hence treatable by a vet
