You have a moderately sized military force and you have to deal with several hundred of these things. Here’s what you gotta remember about them:>Nearly immortal, body can be damaged but the only thing that can kill them is fire>sever a limb and it will keep coming after you >burning them isn’t advised because the gasses inside will reanimate any corpses around them, including animals >They do feel pain, from injury and their rotting bodies>eating brains relieves said pain>they’re very smart, able to fake calls for backup and set up ambushes>speed depends on the state of decay, fresher corpses run like a human>nuking them would kill them, but it would spread the trioxin gas further and make a bigger outbreak in the endWell, /k/? You gotta get creative with this one.
>>64758075I'd basically adopt this strategy:>In 44 AD, during a Passover celebration in Jerusalem, a Roman soldier reportedly stood on a wall overlooking the Jewish Temple, turned around, bent over, and farted in the faces of the worshippers while making "indecent" sounds. >The crowd was so enraged by this "blasphemous" act that they began stoning the soldiers. A riot broke out, Roman reinforcements were called in, and the resulting stampede and violence led to the deaths of an estimated 10,000 people.
>>64758081>muh 10,000I'll give you 1,000, 750 max.
>DO YOU WANNA PARTY>IT'S PARTY TIME
>>64758075Start zapping them.
>>64758075The second and third movies were great at showing how to take contain them. The only reason they were a problem was because pretty much everyone on screen was a drooling retard.I'd create a quarantine perimeter with a high voltage electric fence. They can be permanently killed by electrocution as shown in ROTLD2, so between that and ulta high yield taser guns, it should be possible to execute an extermination operation on the zombies.Another method would be to freeze them with a liquid nitrogen sprayer or an ampule gun of sorts loaded with payloads of liquid nitrogen to the brain. ROTLD3 used a similar concept, but the gun was a sci fi railgun and could only load one dart at a time.A third potential method would be the use of high-yield LRADs to obtain a similar effect to electrocuting them, which if successful would probably be a safer bet.Finally, the safest bet of all is a nuclear weapon that would completely destroy the bodies and eliminate the trioxin compound without letting it spread further.
>>64758075Gigantic tesla coils
>>64758075Use that sticky fast setting glue foam sprayer they worked on in the 80s. Don't need to kill them just immobilise them and recan them. Then bury them in concrete or something.
>>64758075You'd need to lure them, to an underground nuclear waste storage facility to contain them. Brains would be good bait.
It seems that trioxin can restart a brain that has decayed and lost its shape, but I wonder if destroying the brain or decapitating it would work.
>>64758075Lure them all into one of the many lava factories in LA.
>>64758081It always involves gas doesn't it?
>>64758075those zombie rules were always retarded and im sick of people being like >What would you do?>ALSO here's 500 magical bullshit abilities the zombies have
>>64758464magic hell zombies>>>>>>>>>>gay ass science virus zombies
>>64758075thats THE BEST zombie movie ever made.and the soundtrack is a hidden marble by itself.best ending of a movie ever.gonna watch it tonight.
>>64758464its marijuana based super soldier gas super secret vietnam war projectand rhat movie is a comedy dumbo
>>64758360>It seems that trioxin can restart a brain that has decayed and lost its shapeWHAT THE FRANKIN FUCK???!?
>>64758538>hidden marbleAnd tell me where do you hide this marble?
>>64758081So life imitates art?
>>64758551>Numerous characters get violently killed>Gratuitous amounts of gore>Existential horror of unkillable avatars of death slowly taking over more and more of the cityUhhh i think we have different definitions of a "comedy" movie
>>64758561Trioxin can revive bodyparts that don't even HAVE brains.It can revive skeletons, arms, legs, anything that was once alive aside from plants.
>>64758360>>64758561I take it you haven’t seen the movie. The first things they try are destroying the brain and cutting off the head. Because it worked in night of the living dead.It doesn’t.
>>64758857YOU MEAN THE MOVIE LIED!?
>>64758075Stupid magic bullshit chemicals won't survive ClF3
>>64758075I go find Dracula and pledge myself to his service. When faced with magical bullshit, you gotta get magic in your corner too.
>>64758075>a plan to defeat the zombies from pic relatedbelt-fed machine guns and bag the remains
>>64759341Wouldn't work, happened in the movie
Load them in a space ship, launch it into deep space.NOTMY PROBLEM
>>64759916>collides with star>billions of years later it explodes>GRB infected with trioxinDear god
>>64759916Do you want Dead Space?This is how we get Super Dead Space.
>>64758081this totally happened
>>64758075See, I've seen enough videos of people being hit by small FPV drones and 12.7mm to know that they'll take off body parts, and in the end that's all you really need. Spam drones until the horde is just body parts and torsos stumbling around looking like partially peeled bananas, then move in with mounted .50's. Turn them into writhing chunks, then tarp the entire fucking town and tear it down to its foundations to find all the bits and pieces. Then, barrel them and build a decomissioning pyramid in the flattest, widest, most uninhabited desert you have, and incinerate the pieces in pressure vessels for long-term storage until you can figure out a way to break it all down to component atoms.
>>64758081>"Did I evah tell you about how that Roman soldjah GASSSSSED 10,000 of my people on dah Temple Mount?"lmao.
>>64758075This is my favorite fucking movie, but realistically speaking (I know, I know), the tactical nuke would have sterilized all the Trioxin 2-4-5 and all the zombies into pure carbon. The amount of heat and at the speed it happens is still beyond extreme with smaller tactical warheads.I'd say to combat them on the ground, lassoing them up (to the best extent possible, given the state of whichever given zombie), and then wrapping them all up in packing tape, could help with capturing them.Realistically, injuries should still stop limbs from properly functioning, but these things also ARE relentless, so even if you shoot their knees, they'll keep going as fast as they damn can.You forgot to mention btw that the Trioxin 2-4-5 vapors are very poisonous, so they're gonna kill you, to then be ready to soon reanimate you after you finally expire. NBC gear is gonna be critical.>>64758121Love the music in this movie so much.>>64758360They decapitate the yellow one, even quarter him, and every part of him keeps going.Trioxin 2-4-5 basically has to be black magic or something.
>>64758464That's why these are a plausible threat though, as they're truly undying, they retain their intellect, and you can't just shoot them and call it done.I love the classic Romero zombies, but lets face it, they are a ridiculously low threat if you're careful and pay attention, and if you're proactive. A well trained and fully equipped platoon could easily permanently kill hundreds and hundreds of such zombies at pretty low risk.With these zombies though? Shit, that's a really serious dilemma, it you get an outbreak and a chemical leak, containing it is going to be insanely difficult, which is why it's a scarier scenario, especially with the mindgames and deception.
>>64758075Electricity, duh
>>64758075Electricity seemed to work just fine at the end of 2. I don't remember much about the first other then the "send more ambulances" scene that Dead of the Brain ripped off.
>>64758579RoTLD is a horror comedy.A rare example of one which is both really funny and also actually scary at the same time.>>64759223Fair plan.>>64759814They never got to that stage, it was still just police trying to maintain a cordon with revolvers and shotguns, and failing.Military command knew exactly what to do once they knew the location and situation, NOT sending in the troops.Realistically, an an M134 should be able to blast a crowd apart with some concentrated fire. Not flawlessly, but at least breaking them down to smaller and less capable pieces.
>>64760428I think they just strike a pickaxe or something into the yellow guy's head. That wouldn't have been enough.
>>64760428I love all of them and considering ALL the lore... they definitely show whole arm reanimates and half does not. So there is a rule in there.Blasting them with airborne powdered lime will fucking RUIN them, it was just not done in any movies. HCL works as do strong acids and bases. >>64760444They REALLY did not play out the Trioxin Rain thing, that would have caused a lot more problems.
>>64760467In ROTLD2 the military gets massacred in their ground operation. There's a scene with zombies riding around in an APC playing with their mounted turret while another is chowing down on a soldier's brain beside him.
>>64760444The threat of the Romero zombies was always that everyone was already "infected" (I say this in air quotes because it was never clear if the zombies were really sci-fi zombies from a disease or radiation or if there was something supernatural going on) and would reanimate unless their brains get blown out, a concept taken wholesale on the tin by Walking Dead.Even if the military wipes out every single zombie that raises initially, society breaks down from the paranoia of the realization that eventually, they'll all turn. This is also why paranoia and betrayal is a central theme to all the zombie movies Romero worked on.
>>64760476They do, which doesn't work, then they cut him apart, and that still doesn't work.
The man whose head was bitten off by the Tarman in the basement never reappeared as a zombie.
>>64760790the later movies used an entire electricity substation to kill a horde, then the late movies had the Trioxin stored in the Chernobyl exclusion zone. we aren't working with fresh 245 TRIOXIN.easily diluted
>>64758075Trash is getting naked again
>>64758075Well there's clearly a limit to how degraded a corpse can be for reanimation, and how small an amount of biomatter it can be. Practically everything contains corpse matter, especially the dirt. Thus, simply mulch them. Paste them. Turn them into smears. A homogenized mass of corpse goo. Mix out liberally and use microbes to process it. Crush any remaining bone shards into fine dust, compress into a nugget, and bury.
Wait, so like, if it's all about existential dread or whatever, wouldn't you be able to beat all the dumb bullshit abilities with a hot, steamy babymaking orgy?
>>64761164Corpses can't have babies you necrophile
>>64761171But all of the 18 year old girls in every horror movie ever can
>>64761184>running around with a hot chick in the zombie apocalypseThis was my ultimate teenage dream. Pic related.
>>64761458>jennette mccurdy as sidekick Yikes. She fucked niggers
>>64758075>watch Part II with gf>had a long day and fall asleep>wake up to find her fingering herself to the chase scene with Brenda>she skips back so she can finish to the moment the boyfriend starts eating her brainGuys, what does this mean?
>>64761562sounds like you got a real freak, anon. never let her go.
>>64761562you should've leaned up quietly and either bit her ear or sniffed her hair to scare the shit out of her and then finished getting her off yourself.[spoiler]marry her.[/spoiler]
