2 Horse: (1, captured) (2, captured)
russian horse better than hato horse))
What did they name him? :3
>>64758508Maduro.
>>64758501So what you are telling me that there are Ukrainians out there who are now eligible to be made warchief?
>US had rough riders >russia has fag riders
>>64758501>the longer you fight your enemy>the more you become like himSun Tzu was a fucking genius! 3000 yrs later, this simple farmer from Tibet turned Budist monk is still tight, yo.
>>64758516fokkin topkek matejust spit my coffee over my keyboardhave some melons in return
>>64758526Horse back mountain? Eew.
>>64758528There just isn't enough soft core on /k/.
Impossible /CanGen/ said Ukraine was losing
>>64758528What the fuck I love large melons now.
>>64758501>Go to /k/ to make thread with this exact joke>Someone already hasGod damnit kek
>>64758577>>64758501I hope official Ukrainian stats reflect this
>>64758577What if they weren't horses at all but were in fact two Russians in a horse suit and they are trying to infiltrate behind Ukrainian lines?
>>64758596We figured out that can't work on the basis the two russians in a pantomime horse will result in the death of one being the ass end
>>64758596A Trojan horse made of real horse?
>>64758606It's just crazy enough to work.
>>64758606After witnessing the tent brigade nothing would surprise me in this clown war.
>>64758526>>64758529
>>64758526Broke Blyat Mountain
>>64758501>today I ride with Russian forces>on those stolen Ukie horses
>>64758526Well, yeah, but US has Ram Ranch
Kek.
>>64758577lol, that guy even looks like a cossack
>>64758501Are the Cossacks back?
>>64758781Were they ever truly gone?
>>64758577Had a nightmare I was clearing up a recently-hit Russian convoy to get all of their wrecked shit off the roadMy job was to convince crippled and half-dead horses to walk themselves out of their overturned and mangled trailers and over to the woodline and then shoot them in the head. I love horses. I've had to put down a lot of them over the years. Hate watching them die.
>>64758751They had a resurgence of Cossack fashion (see also the topknot on shaved head thing) after 2014, seen as a sign of independence from Russian influences.
>>64758501>year five into two week SMO>Russia has devolved into Bannerlord
>>64758888>devolved
>>64758888How else are they supposed to get BUTTER?
>>64758888More like pidorlordAlso checked
>>64758501>Mood: Great
>>64758904>some kings demand butter>other kings demand BANAN
>>64758931
Umazing!
Does he become chief of his tribe now?
>>64758696The Global South alliance give their thanks.
>2022 Russians use BTRs to storm frontlines>2023 Russians use MTLBs to storm frontlines>2024 Russians use golf carts to storm frontlines>2025 Russians use dirtbikes to storm frontlines>2026 Russians use horses to storm frontlinesGeniounely curious where to we go from here.
>>64759211War chief checklist:>touching an enemy without killing him >taking an enemy's weapon>leading a successful war party>stealing an enemy's horseI'd reckon that they have 50% or more complete depending on how merciful they are being.
>>64759247Based on the level of technological regression, I expect that 2027 will feature chariots cobbled together from bicycles. What (or who) will pulling them after Russia runs out of horses is a question that I will leave to the audience.
>>64759281Just out of curiosity, are there any caveats/nuances to this checklist or is it simply more of a straightforward, "It says it on the tin" sort of nature? >>touching an enemy without killing him Would simply touching a surrendering enemy count or would I need to subdue an enemy that I am actively fighting?>>taking an enemy's weaponWould this require the enemy to still be in active combat? What if they are dead and/or surrendering?>>leading a successful war partyHow is "war party" defined? Does leading a squad count, or is there more nuance to it? >>stealing an enemy's horseDoes the enemy need to be living or dead for this to count? If the checklist is fairly straightforward than I'd imagine 2026 is going to be the year that there's going to be a lot of Ukrainian War Chiefs running around
>>64759247I'm still waiting for pic related to be spotted by a drone giving indirect support fire. I cum buckets if it appears as a direct assault vehicle like that one time a early t54 came up.
>>64758888Almost harvesting season
>>64759306Forgot picture.
>>64759309anon, t-34s in Ukraine will sadly never happen
>>64759247>2027 Cyberblyat
>>64759247Pogo sticks?
>>64759385Nyet, they put stick in ass
>>64759299Both bicycles and chariots are a solid guess.
>>64759303>Just out of curiosity, are there any caveats/nuances to this checklist or is it simply more of a straightforward, "It says it on the tin" sort of nature?The requirements to become a war chief varied widely by place, time and people.As for counting coup generally, however, if you were going to put it into modern parlance you could think of counting coup as "dabbing on him" with at least one witness present to attest to the act. Generally and ideally you want to touch your enemy while leaving them without serious injury* at great risk to yourself and then get away cleanly while he and his friends are trying to kill you. Sneaking into an enemy's camp and touching them and/or stealing their horses and/or weapons is counting coup. Riding down an enemy and giving him a bonk with a stick instead of smashing his head open is counting coup. Disarming an enemy in melee combat is counting coup. Riding through your enemy's camp, slapping them on the head and then booking it out of there is counting coup. Basically, counting coup is a ballsy act of hand-to-hand combat.*Varies by tribe and tradition. Some tribes practiced scalping as a way of counting coup and AFAIK pretty much all of them considered especially daring kills as counting coup.>>64759409>chariotsI'm actually kind of surprised that we haven't seen two horses towing 3/4 of a Lada with the roof cut open and a machine gun mounted to it.
>>64759247Bicycles.
>>64759359NK might still have some t34 stock?
Huh i thought all the horses would be eaten by now.
>>64759359Some people said two weeks, and look where we are.
>>64759409>>64759421Btyatcycles
>>64759247
>>64758802>Literally dreams about the ukraine warYou people are ruining /k/.
>>64759211Chief Squatting Zig
>>64759424Only for training purposes allegedly
>>64759303The “touch an enemy you don’t kill” is counting coup, you’re supposed to touch him in combat without killing him and then leave him to feel the shame of not being able to stop you, so dapping up a surrendered mobik doesn’t count.
>>64759452Thats just a regular bike without a seat mounted
>>64758577See >>64749073
>>64759247they will acquire secret Sus domesticus technology from the Chinese
>>64758904How long until they start selling individual slices of butter to go with the single bread slices?
>>64759247You already know
>>64759700The only way a pig would last more than a few seconds around mobiks is because they can't decide on whether to fuck it or eat it
>>64759728is that what kept Russel Bentley alive for so long?
>>64758888Away with you, vile beggar!
>>64758501does that mean those Ukrainians have a non-zero chance to become war chiefs?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Medicine_Crow
>>64759303>>64759416>>64759560Counting Coup: the highest honor, the greatest shame. After the Kherson zoo, they were out for blood. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nac5SZp8oCA
This war is starting to look like the GATE anime more every day.
>>64759748Probably, it just took them a while before agreeing to do both
>>64759247soon...
>>64759913That war was marysue japs making not just the roman-styled fantasy soldiers but all the modern sf soldiers from the rest of the world look like jobbers too, because the author is some otaku jsdf that like so many manga creators is still butthurt about losing WW2.
>>64759924When they import more Indian serfs who bring their own vehicles to military service.
