>>64761388
Its more a fashion accessory these days. Modern multitools are more practical and functional.

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How does sex with the pocket wife work?
Does she get stretched like a cock sleve?

>>64761446
Real answer? You don't.
Horny answer? Just stuff here down your undies and enjoy the frantic squirming throughout the day.

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>>64761446
You already know the answer

>>64761388
Back locks are cancer and the additional tools are pretty much useless for anybody but a draftee trying to get sloshed.

Multitools didn't even need to try, really.

>>64761448
>>64761449
>>64761446
Women are for pregnancy retards.

>>64761469
You wouldn't impregnate the mousegirl, if you did you'd end up with tiny mouse-sons and mouse-daughters running around

>>64761446
She gives you a bodyjob and then she opens her hole as much as she can and you cover her with cum.

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>>64761446
>How does sex with the pocket wife work?
There's documentation on this.

>>64761388
are pocket knives good for you

>>64761469
I didn't say otherwise
You'd basically give her a cum bath
Plenty of opportunity to get preggers

>>64761579
Why would you want to get her preggers? You'll have tiny mouse children.

>>64761425
Does the military even use Swiss Army knives? Does the Swiss army even use them?

>>64761446
“Pole” dancing

>>64761696
I think the Swiss still use one but most militaries I know of starting switching to something akin to a leatherman about 30 years ago.

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Pocket wife EDC thread