Is the swiss army knife a meme? How essential is it really?
>>64761388Its more a fashion accessory these days. Modern multitools are more practical and functional.
How does sex with the pocket wife work?Does she get stretched like a cock sleve?
>>64761446Real answer? You don't.Horny answer? Just stuff here down your undies and enjoy the frantic squirming throughout the day.
>>64761446You already know the answer
>>64761388Back locks are cancer and the additional tools are pretty much useless for anybody but a draftee trying to get sloshed.Multitools didn't even need to try, really.
>>64761448>>64761449>>64761446Women are for pregnancy retards.
>>64761469You wouldn't impregnate the mousegirl, if you did you'd end up with tiny mouse-sons and mouse-daughters running around
>>64761446She gives you a bodyjob and then she opens her hole as much as she can and you cover her with cum.
>>64761446>How does sex with the pocket wife work?There's documentation on this.
>>64761388are pocket knives good for you
>>64761469I didn't say otherwiseYou'd basically give her a cum bathPlenty of opportunity to get preggers
>>64761579Why would you want to get her preggers? You'll have tiny mouse children.
>>64761425Does the military even use Swiss Army knives? Does the Swiss army even use them?
>>64761446“Pole” dancing
>>64761696I think the Swiss still use one but most militaries I know of starting switching to something akin to a leatherman about 30 years ago.
Pocket wife EDC thread
>>64761752Yeah pliers are way more useful now than a hoof pick>>64761580Children are children
>>64761388I think they're great, and I do carry one around in my pocket every day.The best knife/screwdriver/tin opener whatever isn't they one that scores highest in a test, but the one you actually have when you need it.If I know I need to cut 100 things one day, I'll bring a better knife. If I know I need to disassemble something I'll bring an actual screwdriver kit.But for those everyday small stuff you might and might not need to do, the Swiss army knife is great.
>>64761761GALLICA SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64761772The purpose of finding a wife is to breed strong children with her. If you have a pocket sized wife then your heirs, the boys who will carry on your family name, will also be pocket sized. Besides, it’s not a very good life for you either. No more privacy cause the little shits can fit under doors, no more being able to walk or sit wherever you want without checking the floor or your seat first, can’t play sports with them, and you’ll still have to deal with those bratty years.
>>64761797>my human/mousegirl kids wouldn't be massive compared to mouse/mouse offspring My progeny would fill the entire mNFL, mNHL, and mNBA
>>64761821You better hope they aren’t big or they’ll kill your wife coming out of her, and they’ll be too big to be accepted in mouse society, but they’ll still be short little midget people in human society
>>64761469>pregnancy retardsStop fucking drunk women
>>64761446Three seashells
>>64761388Theoretically would farting on an enemy’s pocket wife be considered chemical warfare and thus a warcrime?
>>64761446It's a drawing you dumb frogposter.
>>64761388Carry a slim box opener nowMultitools get old fast when you have access to the real deal. So I just filled a back pack with tools to keep in the truck.
