Thoughts about ultrasonic/vibro blades?
They run when the sun comes up.
>>64765443>not using ninja runRookie mistake.
>>64765437With their lives on the line?
>>64765454For a while.No choice.
>>64765436That looks like shit to be quite honestA properly sharpened regular knife would be a lot better
They are stealing from me all the cool stuff we had in videogames and bringing it in real life.
For $400 you could buy a knife that could cut all of those things identically, doesn't need to be charged and won't eventually break when some Chinesium part in the motor dies. Additionally I bet you need to sharpen the damn thing anyway.So it's for tech addicted retards, gimmickfags and people who don't know what a fucking whetstone is.
>>64765436Doesn't look very impressive, especially not for $400.
>>64765436It seems to cut pretty good, despite the fact that the blade is most likely some generic chinesium you'd get on AmazonI'd be curious as to what it could do with a proper high quality blade
>>64765436Literally a blade for cutting jello and pudding and other sticky shit. Useless in all other tasks compared to a sharp knife. You do know how to sharpen a knife right?
I do not know how to sharpen a knife.
>>64765648It's mostly about holding a consistent angle along the whetstone, then stropping it when you've finished sharpening on the stone.
>>64765648As long as the blade has juice it won't need to be sharpened
Imagine an extremely sharp Ceramic tactical shovel with that.Imagine how much trench you could dig
>>64765498Imo it would probably work best with a knife that's not sharpened to a razor edge. Going up to a 1000grit and stropping would leave tiny serrations on the knife and help the sawing action.On a blade sharp enough the slicing action does nothing because the edge is too smooth.
PSA: Ultrasonic vibrations, conducted through a hard surface (say, a knife handle or the spine of the blade), directly to a body joint (say, in your fingers), can damage that joint through long term exposure.Source: I own an ultrasonic toothbrush (pic related)Solution: wrap the handle with a soft material to dampen vibrations
we already had that
>>64765436Seems over the top for cutting small food objects
>>64765763Or just brush yout teeth less
>>64765436Dumb meme shit.In that clip he cuts without using the sonic blade function and the result ends up being identical.
>>64766065yeah i saw that video, when he cuts the baguette he's like "okay" and it sounds completely unconvincing. i think he himself thinks it's just bullshit, but can't say it out loud or something
>>64766078>>64766078>he himself thinks it's just bullshit, but can't say it out loud or somethingThat's exactly how it seemed to me.
>>64765436https://youtube.com/shorts/WN_KCBQn5zo?si=SQEDk-ccVoc060FRWell it's no gun but it'll make short work of kevlar.
>>64765436This isn't the stupidest thing I've seen this week but it's pretty close.
getting there...
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>>64765648Most fatherless males don't. You could ask your mom.
>>64766297Face to the floor.
>>64765436"first ultrasonic chefs knife"funny how they had to cope with the "chefs knife"because one already existsyear ago a Czech company started selling them
>>64766345Anon, the dickcutting society of America has whole textbooks on how to voluntarily castrate yourself. I think fatherless anon is at least trying to learn how to sharpen knife instead of learning how to lose balls. I think we should help him.He can cut his own dick off with new sharp knife after. Like Christian Chandler.So how you sharpen knife is you slide knife against rock with sandy texture like you're trying to shave the rock. Make sure rock is wet, and wash it after every few shaves. Do both sides, repeat this until knife cuts finger when you run it along edge like retard.
>>64766357>year ago a Czech company started selling themWhich one?
If you want to see an example of this tech being used appropriately look at the medical field harmonic scalpels. >>64766211A normal knife driven with the force of an adult male would penetrate kevlar anyways.
>>64765763emident or megasonex? I've been thinking about making the jump for years but have been skeptical about it. review. data. plox.Its /k/ related, as its a supreme weapon against bacteria and dental filth.
>>64766469Megasonex.Buy plenty of heads. The heads yellow within a month or two.They remove noticeably more chunks that get stuck between teeth/gum, but less than water floss.The holding case it comes with fits well but us trash on the account of not enough air circulation. I keep it open to let it dry.The toothpaste they sell is shit. Use something with stannous fluoride + sodium hexaphosphate (Crest advanced line) like a normal person.
>>64766504based and thanks pilled.
>>64765443i stayed at that motel once in the room right next door (117), ama
>>64766504fluoride is gay nigga, get some nano hydroxyapatite toothpaste like picrel
>>64765436>$400 meme knife"Overworked" housewives and so y boys will buy anything to get out of stropping.
>>64765436>https://youtu.be/FA46h7Db1BY?t=387The tech is real, but not for a chef sized blade, and certainly not for only $400.Anyone selling shit like this that actually worked would make a video that's just 10 shots of it repeatedly sliding through wood and hard plastic. They're only showing it cutting through very soft things, which is all you need to know.
>>64766411369sonic
>>64765455Gotta follow the laws of the wild
>>64765436It cut the cucumber and bread the exact same. I don’t cut grapes because I’m not a toddler and kitchen shears work just as well if you do have toddlers.
>>64766357>because one already existsThese things have been used for precision work for a couple decades at least.
>>64766983not exactly user friendly kitchen wise but yes the tech existed before
>>64765436They do work, but It's only worth with with tougher materials that most regular knives would get stuck and have hard time getting through like plastic or lots of layers of paper: https://youtu.be/bNwHDWlA7gE?t=251
>>64765436i always get a giggle out of homechefs buying $500 knives and jap whetstones to chop up some side salad for a steak that i cut and trimmed with a $60 victorinox
>>64767042I bought a 70 dollar Wusthof with a shitty plastic handle 20 years ago and it's still good enough
>>64767042>$60 victorinoxmine cost $40have to sharpen it occasionally but it's good enough. some people just wanna larp as gordon ramsay or something
>>64767111I'm not happy using my "stainless" steel no-name knoife for meatit's very good for filleting fish though, being softer it's almost impossible to oversharpen
>>64766695Do you practice the way of the Katana?
>>64766695How.much was your hooker?
Global knives.
>>64765436Get that ugly thing off my board.
>>64765436>ok so grape>most knives wouldn't do thatI know how to sharpen and can get random stones into a better than shaving sharp finish.Anything could do that.If it was sharp.My question: how do you fix it if it breaks or the battery dies.
>>64765638Sadly I cut cheese in the liquid whey as a step and this would work well...
>>64765763My thumb did that to begin with and I use the inverted knuckle as a hammer for bass strings.
>>64767260>battery dies.I honestly can't wait to butch out my gf for leaving the knife on. She already forgets to charge her phn and gets ripped a new one. Then I can get a dead battery powered knife in the chest as I sleep. Fucking bitches, anyway.
>>64765436>$400 knife>cuts about as well as a decently sharpened $20 knifeFucking techfags
>>64765807Once a week is enough for most people
>>64765638Its food release was also ass. It seems to actually cut skins nicely (looking at the tomato and the grape), but the edge isn’t great and the mechanism requires you to hold it like you’ve never used a kitchen knife, so his results in all of the cuts looked like trash even when the effort was lower due to the ultrasonic vibrations (curling cuts, etc).
>>64765436Doesn't look very impressive. Also, what's with the house negro? Where's his master?