Long story short, the leafland government is filled with a buncha dicks, and they've banned all the fun guns here. They've just launched a "compensation" program, which I've got to take part in, because I have a Norinco AR-15 that I wouldn't be able to export to the US. I'm a Canadian citizen but in a very desirable hireable field, and I'm moving to the US by summer to take a position somewhere (not going to dox myself), meaning I've got to take part in this stupid program. My question is: What do I sharpie all over my AR so the government can't use it in propaganda posts? Giant dicks? Shitting dick nipples? All my ideas are very phallic, I'm sure someone here has a better idea. >inb4 don't take partunfortunately I was a moron and purchased a "restricted" firearm, which means the government knows I have it and they WILL be coming to collect, likely by the end of March, before I leave for the states. In order to get the fuck out of this shithole, I've got to give up my guns. I'll definitely be buying more guns once I'm in the US (Don't worry, my family has been in Canada for 300 years, if you catch what I'm saying. I'm not an h1bSar) So what do I draw on my AR-15 before the cuckolds in government come to take it?
/cfg/ is right fucking there. Use it.
>>64774223Fuck off, we're full
>>64774223>223 digits>makes me sadAnyway anons; let the lesson for you burgerbros be this: registration DOES lead to confiscation. If they know you have it, they WILL try and take it. Also - please annex leafland, our own government has disarmed us and our army is weak as fuck - top heavy and full of fat lesbians and weak "new canadians"
>>64774228Half my extended family is already American, and my family fought on both sides of the Civil war. I just got unlucky and was born to a branch of the family that wanted to live in Canada for some reason. I'm coming home burger-kun.
Ideally you want something that seems benign at first glance. If you just draw dicks on it or write fuck you or whatever it won't really achieve anything.If you want to make it a pain in the ass for them: get a 5-gallon bucket, fill it with wet cement. Stick the gun in there. When the cops come for your gun hand over the whole bucket.
>>64774245Fucking lolthe "more time and money than sense" petty revenge path is to give em the bucket of cement, alongside an xray proving the guns presence in the bucket. Alternatively, 5 galons of clear resin, cut away the bucket/drum. Give em the resin cylinder.
>>64774223As a legal resident in the US, I hope you take advantage of our laws and make a lot of private purchases, OP.
>>64774295And in answer to your question, this.
>>64774265>>64774245Performance art bullshit like this is probably the best way to protest while still complying. Make some kind of statement while also making the gun as annoying as possible to retrieve.
>>64774295100% anon. I'm a trapper and hunter up here and I'm already working to get the US versions of those licenses as well. Thankfully my hunting rifles and shotguns will be fine to bring with me to the US.
>>64774223Trying to think creatively vs your obvious ones (not that there is anything wrong with that if you just want to go the easy route):•"Here's my new salary in the states parasite :^)" which presumably is going to be ludicrously higher than whatever gov sees it and will be harder to ignore by virtue of being real.•"I'll be asking for proper compensation for it under the 5th Amendment when I return to the 51st state"•"There are better ways to compensate for your anger over indians taking turns with your wife"
>>64774306These three guys were cool tho
>>64774327you might be mentally retarded anon
>>64774223>wouldn't be able to export to the USNot legally, no. And as everyone knows, if it's illegal in the US, there's no possible way to bring it over the border.
>>64774223Why not take your gun for a nice farewell boating trip Anon?
>>64774223"Please Do Not Redeem Rifle Saar"
>>64774265You can leave half the gun sticking out and it will still be a tremendous pain in the ass to move and store. A 5-gal bucket full of concrete weighs about 100 lbs. It's also cheap. You need one old bucket and a single sack of concrete. Even if you spring for the fancy high-strength fiber-reinforced concrete and throw some remesh it's still cheap.
>>64774507This, just 3/4 bury it in cement. A few routes are possible for positioning but I think keeping the top part of the gun open would be most funny. I'm imagining a giant rectangle of cement with a FSB and bit of reciver sticking out like its expected to aim this heavy ass block.
>>64774507>it will still be a tremendous pain in the ass to move and storeI imagine that the police have to "securely" store these things? Bigass buckets of cement would fill up a safe or armory locker real fucking quick
I agree with the other anons here. Stick it in concrete. Imagine some retard cop sitting at the police station slowly chipping away at it.
Better idea, buy a spare barrel, stick that in cement with the FSB exposed, tell them the whole gun is encased in it, and hide the real gun
>>64774321>•"I'll be asking for proper compensation for it under the 5th Amendment when I return to the 51st state">•"There are better ways to compensate for your anger over indians taking turns with your wife"gem alarm gem alarm
>Schitzo ramblings scribbled on a gun that your going to use on an autism / SSRI fueled bender Go fuck yourself
>>64774223>what do I sharpie on my guns to fuck with the govt?govt worker here who will most likely cat your guns. We really don't give a flying fuck. We've seen people drill the chambers of their guns prior to confiscation or trying to erase the S/N. We seriously don't give a fuck. Put something too edgy like those mass shooters and we'll just report it to the police who will launch an investigation on you.
put the sharpie up your pooper and wrap the gun in pictures of your pooper with a sharpie in it
>>64775761Put the pictures in the cement with the gunAlso poop and cum in the reciever before cementingMix the cement with cumlol
>>64774223Dunk it in liquid shit
>not the tried and true boating accident
>>64774265this but make the resin/concrete in the shape of a dick and balls
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>>64774223bend the barrek and hit it with a lunphanner so it does nit get taken, ny farher did this to a shotgu once the police had taken a fancy to to under emergency powrers during a national crisis he dropped it on the cops desk with the barrels twisted in a circle, the cops never tried to take his other gus but he has been pissed off about it for 70 yearsin b4 usa, usa,usa, they did the same thing to you during katrina and your 2a did fuck all
this is why youre cucks. the government is doing a tryranny and youre a redditfag asking how to own the gubment by drawing things on the gun youre being forced to give up.
>>64776026>bend the barrek and hit it with a lumphammer so it does not get taken, ny farher did this to a nice shotgun once the police had taken a fancy to to under emergency powrers during a national crisis he dropped it on the cops desk with the barrels twisted in a circle, the corrupt cops never tried to take his other guns after that but he has been pissed off about it for 70 years>in b4 usa, usa,usa, they did the same thing to you during katrina and your 2a did fuck alltypos fixedbecome ungovernabledestroy it or it will end up in a senior cops gunsafe
>>64776037they have a registry of this gun. I'd rather give up a single norchinko AR in order to free myself of the shackles of this shithole and move to the land of freedom than get arrested fighting for a gay cuckolded "post national state" that hates me. This place isn't worth my spilt blood.
>>64774223>cuckolds in governmentthey're not the ones giving up their guns
>>64776037>this is why youre cucks. the government is doing a tryranny and youre a redditfag asking how to own the gubment by drawing things on the gun youre being forced to give up.how the fuck are you to scream a do a terror tiy did fuck all when blackwater went in and took a shit on 2A in katriana you Americans are full of shit, you're the most thug cop over imprisioned place on the planet after china, now half of you are clapping like seals when some goon wastes a woman sitting in a car, weak and craven as piss in reality and you have borderline death squads shiiting all over you, always had, see katrina and 1000s of incidents with rioded swat cops wasting somone because they fucked up an address
>>64774223Just write the name Trump on it and watch retards screech and immediately forget about what they were doing. Works for /k/ too>b-b-but muh xyz
>>64776092they'll think he's gay and looking foir some arse if he writes trump on it, only a faggot would be into that fuckwit at this stage
>>64774223>>64776100Works every time.
>>64774223>Shitting dick nipples?Must be a Canadian thng, but no dea what.
>>64776104>bait>just that easy
>>64776118Newfag
>>64774223Take every possible usable part out of the gun and just give them the shell
>>64774665>Bigass buckets of cement would fill up a safe or armory locker real fucking quickBetter idea: put several guns in the same block of cement, at right angles.
