what weapon did they use that made the guards all drop and start puking instantly?
>>64774774tactical Karens
>>64774774Blast waves?
>>64774774Fear.
>>64774784>>64774783>>64774794>Security Guard: No help at all. Because it wasn't just the weapons. At one point, they launched something—I don't know how to describe it... it was like a very intense sound wave. Suddenly I felt like my head was exploding from the inside. We all started bleeding from the nose. Some were vomiting blood. We fell to the ground, unable to move.sounds like a lot more
>>64774774American body odor.
Freedom waves. Those living in a dictatorship respond negatively with first exposure. Like an allergic reaction to a concept they do not know.
>>64774823Personally I think that’s an excuse on why he and his buddies didn’t try to fight
>>64774774that didn't actually happen
>>64774774>already shooting a porno based on Absolute ResolveThey're almost working as fast as Rule 34 artists now.
>>64774823>no guys, the reason El Presidente was taken and we survived isn't because we ran away... they used a super weapon of some sort whose effects only made us look like cowards.
>>64774823This sounds made up. It's written like fiction. It doesn't really make a lot of sense either. They were using weapons that did a lot more damage to human bodies than sound cannons.
>>64774774>be Venezuelan vip bodyguard>selling gear and fent for nice American dollars because the local currency is worthless>don't even bother to take the fancy Chinese air defense system out of the shipping create because what's gonna happen anyway >sitting around drunk and stoned after holiday vacation>suddenly a fleet of not even stealthy Chinooks show up and grab your president and his whiny wife >"why didn't you protect them? you don't even look hurt?">think fast>"uhhhhh it was the mind eraser death ray! it didn't even leave a mark!"
>>64774855it took ~12 days from absolute resolve to the documentary about it starring sofi lara.my prediction is that with AI technology we will see decent quality versions of this within 48h of the next dictator termination
>>64774823>catch a glimpse of Delta guys sprinting like olympians and mag-dumping the entire close protection team>shit yourself in fear and hide>"uhh yeah it was like a ray gun or something"Very believable, Juan. Look, you can just be honest and say you noped the fuck, because we'd all do the same thing if professional real world speedsofters with the optics to hunt you in the dark turned up.
>>64774823em dash = ai slop
>>64774794>>64774852>>64774853>>64774859>>64774868>>64774886>>64774946Hmmm, seems very organic
>>64774991>why does everyone on /k/ think spics make shit up to save face? ...I bet it is the CIA.
>>64774774thioacetone
>>64775080Well the issue is really that there's a whole cottage industry of influencers and "OSINT" accounts that just make things up for clicks and followers because they can make money that way.
>>64774774Drill music.
I like how desperate magatards want to believe this blatant propaganda.
>>64774774Lying screwheads trying to make an excuse why they got spanked so badly
>>64775080Probably more like another form of or zigger cope as the narrative has switched from "let's play it off as wunderwaffens again" to "wait that actually makes us lose even more face, let's just throw this particular shade of brown under the bus". Not that it matters what the cause is, It's getting shilled too hard and consistently for me to consider it as anything other than some other form of manufactured narrative.
>>64774963no its not emdashes have existed for decades —
>>64774991How come they didn’t use it on the Cubans? How come Maduro didn’t trust his own people to be his personal bodyguards?
>>64775184>It's getting shilled too hard and consistently for me to consider it as anything other than some other form of manufactured narrative.Or... and hear me out. Everyone thinks the guards are bullshitting.
I don't think a twitter post is a valid source.
>>64774823It was mumble rap on a speaker
sounds like a thermobaric weapon. hellfire or smaw perhaps
>>64774774Well its Venezuela, so the food?
>>64775254Who could be the mad genius behind this warcrime.
>>64774823If it is not just pure fiction from someone trying to cover their ass, it is most likely a weaponized form of the anti-crowd sonic devices. Wouldn't be suprised at all since those things were 1970's-1980's tech
>>64775184>>64774991You're being a retarded contrarian anon.Just because something is being said by multiple people doesn't mean you have to think the opposite.Third-world dictator soldiers tend to be less competent, the fact they did so badly when the US came to kidnap Maduro doesn't need some sort of special bullshit involved to explain it.
>>64775222I'll choose to believe in the x-files bullshit instead, tyvm
>>64774823>Used to shitting on oppressed civvies>Gets a concussion from explosion>Piss and shidd selfMove along literally nothing to see here
>>64775219They did use it on the Cubans. They also used precision shooting on the same Cubans. There's a reason they were sent home in small boxes.
>>64774823Are you kids new here or something?They're clearly describing the LRADs.https://www.defensemedianetwork.com/stories/shout-them-down-21st-century-acoustic-weapons/
>>64774823Sounds like a lying scumlord thirdy making excuses for why he left his post and never fired a shot.
>>64775167I was talking to some grug-brained MAGA heads who believed this story, and I said, it doesn't really make sense, Delta Force turned dozens of guys into hamburger, why would they use some crowd-control device. And their response was, well they want to avoid collateral damage because they're the good guys!!! Also what if the bad guys are in a building and you can't shoot at them with bullets? You know I'm pretty sure there are explosives for that. But they said, you don't have to aim it, you can just radiate it around. But how do you avoid brain-scrambling your own guys? Well you just aim it. But if you're aiming it at the bad guys, why not blow them up with miniguns and Hydra rockets? (Which is what they did.) Eh.
>>64774823ENCHAD CHADREN
>>64775183>>64775128its real they used some sonic weapon according to reports
>>64774946>sprinting like olympiansI imagine in my head more like speed walking while doing 360s with insane aim bot aiming, gear tends to be heavy, so sprinting like an olympians is easy.
>>64775925Did you seriously think you can their mind, or were you trying to get some free entertainment.
>>64774904So... Team Negev dominating multiple iranian revolutionary guards? Hot!
>>64775851Yup. That was my guess. Our Marine counter parts used smaller versions of these when I was in Psy Ops. I would assume they mounted some to a mini bird and just blasted the whole compound.
>>64776461Should have been the USMC if they're gonna understand spanish.
>>64775272>posts the only self-declared zigger vtuber.Why would you do that?As for OP, sounds like a microwave weapon?Zognnie always brags about all the Area 51 stuff US has stored up, this would have been a great opportunity for a field test.
>>64776634you think that's the negev brigade? i thought it was delta
>>64775925>Stage assault on Maduro>Cut power>Blast beans with LRADs>Beans eardrums start popping like bubble wrap>Send in CAG operators with NVGs and Peltors>They go room to room executing the puking Cubans that never knew they were there until they find Maduro>Exfil with Maduro>The Cubans lucky enough to be alive describe it like an alien encounterKek. Better luck next time Karthik Reddy Banananabutt
>>64774823>greentext so it has to be true
>>64776461But how does it end?
>>64776651Is it because she's a war criminal
>>64775261What food?
>>64774823Sounds like Delta simply unleashed their Killing Intent
>>64775190No one except LLMs and professional editors ever use them, though
>>64777326they take him to the helicopter>>64777360every—one uses ememdashes are cool i put em in every—thing
>>64777351I hate that animu cliche so much.
>>64777360Only because most browsers don't auto-correct it. When conducting a mid-sentence aside--such as in this case--it is objectively superior to the comma.
>>64775254“Do you hear something Norberto?”DUH DUUHHH BEAUTIFUL MORNING, YOURE THE SUN IN MY MORNING BABE
