Had a very /k/ dream last night, thought yall would get a kick out of this one.>Be me>Decide to go camping at a lake innawoods inna RV with ma (pa isn't in the picture for some reason, I guess it'd have to be work-related?)>Hmm, I should bring some guns to be safe, but what should I take?>Decide to take a Desert Eagle in .50 AE, a full-frame revolver in .44 magnum as backup, and a slightly smaller .357 revolver as a backup for the backup, which I'm pretty sure was a fucking MP-412 REX of all things>Pull up at the lakeside, get our stuff unpacked, it is at this point that I load the guns, not before leaving home. The .357 is missing. Whatevs, it's in one of our bags somewhere, I'll find it eventually.>Most of the morning goes without incident. We raft around the lake a bit, then get ready to get grilling for lunch.>At this point, HEAVY fog rolls in. Visibility is maybe 15m?>Look up the trail from where the grill's been set up near the RV, and that's when I see it: a grizzly bear. And a wolf.>Our dog (a husky) is distracting them both. Good boy.>Use the distraction to fall back to a secondary campsite which is where the raft dock is about maybe 15m or 20m from the RV, which is where I left my guns for some reason, instead of keeping them on my person.>Eh, fuck it, I care about my hearing and don't need ALL of this ammo, so I pull a couple of rounds from the Deagle and stuff them in my ears as makeshift earplugs.>Upon returning to the RV, the bear is currently up inna tree next to the grill being harassed by doggie, while ma is wrestling with the wolf.>Decide to go for the bear first, since it's technically the bigger threat and ma is apparently badass enough to hold a wolf at bay by herself with zero concerns of being hurt.>Dump half the mag of .50 AE into the bear's head, the thing flops out of the tree like a sack of potaotes.1/2
>>64776538>Transition targets, press the muzzle into the side of the wolf and dump the rest of the mag, which the thing somehow tanks but only barely. Ma literally throws it to the ground judo-style.>Draw .44 magnum, finish it off with multiple headshots.>Thanks to my quick thinking and superior firepower, the day is saved and nobody got hurt!>Last thing I remember is looking for my .357 since I've spent all my .50 AE and half of my .44.I fuckin love my dreams sometimes, bros.
I remember having a /k/ dream once>be me, chilling at my parents' place>a helicopter lands in the driveway>gang of operational operators jumps out>"Hey anon, we're putting together a team, you in?">Hell yeah>Gotta get dressed though>Cue them standing around awkwardly, quietly exchanging stares, questioning their decisions as I fail to find my socks for like 15 minutes>Last thing I remember before waking up is not being able to get my plate carrier to fitMost underwhelming dream ever desu
I’ve never had the infinite trigger pull dream before, but I have had one where someone broke into my house and I was trying to find him but my weapon light had the approximate output of a maglight that’s had the same batteries for forty years.
>>64776538My friendgroup's discord gave me a channel specifically to post my many unconscious machinations- here's a paste of a few->I had a dream tonight I was being hunted and assassinated by the government for finding their hit list of civilian targets while on a plane following a botched political assassination>I had a dream where we boarded a cruise ship to go to the Bahamas, that turned out to be a front for pirates betting on blood games using the people they tricked on board. There was one game where you and an opponent would draw a card from a deck, and the drawn card would line up with a corresponding method to harm the other guy. First one to pass out or die loses. Examples were a joker corresponds to a plastic knife across the wrist 4 or 5 times, a king of spades was similar but with a standard knife, and one of the very specific cards got you a .22The better you did in the games the more freedom on the ship you were given. Like eventually you were able to eat the good food in the buffets like the pirates and rich people bettingBut you were being watched by everyone to make sure you didn't bring food and the like to the others. Funny enough one of the games was smash bros melee where the loser gets executed
>>64777726>I had a dream where (anon friend) and I were in what amounted to the Bahamas where he rented a new Cadillac escalade to go around the place, finding and I quote "dude this thing is great we gotta protect this treasure at all cost" upon finding how cold the ac blows and the awd system.After a little tour around the place in the escalade with one of the local tour guides we meet up with a buddy at a KFC over the build your own biscuit deal to discuss how to get better yield of nuclear warheads.>Had a dream where I went to a gun shop and bought a variation of the kobra red dot for the rdb for like 500 dollars. Open emitter with round reflector, but there was a dial on the back to change the reticle... and it had like a dozen different ones including some random meme settingsOne where it was just a block, another that was a variation of the basedjack
