Had a very /k/ dream last night, thought yall would get a kick out of this one.>Be me>Decide to go camping at a lake innawoods inna RV with ma (pa isn't in the picture for some reason, I guess it'd have to be work-related?)>Hmm, I should bring some guns to be safe, but what should I take?>Decide to take a Desert Eagle in .50 AE, a full-frame revolver in .44 magnum as backup, and a slightly smaller .357 revolver as a backup for the backup, which I'm pretty sure was a fucking MP-412 REX of all things>Pull up at the lakeside, get our stuff unpacked, it is at this point that I load the guns, not before leaving home. The .357 is missing. Whatevs, it's in one of our bags somewhere, I'll find it eventually.>Most of the morning goes without incident. We raft around the lake a bit, then get ready to get grilling for lunch.>At this point, HEAVY fog rolls in. Visibility is maybe 15m?>Look up the trail from where the grill's been set up near the RV, and that's when I see it: a grizzly bear. And a wolf.>Our dog (a husky) is distracting them both. Good boy.>Use the distraction to fall back to a secondary campsite which is where the raft dock is about maybe 15m or 20m from the RV, which is where I left my guns for some reason, instead of keeping them on my person.>Eh, fuck it, I care about my hearing and don't need ALL of this ammo, so I pull a couple of rounds from the Deagle and stuff them in my ears as makeshift earplugs.>Upon returning to the RV, the bear is currently up inna tree next to the grill being harassed by doggie, while ma is wrestling with the wolf.>Decide to go for the bear first, since it's technically the bigger threat and ma is apparently badass enough to hold a wolf at bay by herself with zero concerns of being hurt.>Dump half the mag of .50 AE into the bear's head, the thing flops out of the tree like a sack of potaotes.1/2
>>64776538>Transition targets, press the muzzle into the side of the wolf and dump the rest of the mag, which the thing somehow tanks but only barely. Ma literally throws it to the ground judo-style.>Draw .44 magnum, finish it off with multiple headshots.>Thanks to my quick thinking and superior firepower, the day is saved and nobody got hurt!>Last thing I remember is looking for my .357 since I've spent all my .50 AE and half of my .44.I fuckin love my dreams sometimes, bros.
I remember having a /k/ dream once>be me, chilling at my parents' place>a helicopter lands in the driveway>gang of operational operators jumps out>"Hey anon, we're putting together a team, you in?">Hell yeah>Gotta get dressed though>Cue them standing around awkwardly, quietly exchanging stares, questioning their decisions as I fail to find my socks for like 15 minutes>Last thing I remember before waking up is not being able to get my plate carrier to fitMost underwhelming dream ever desu
I’ve never had the infinite trigger pull dream before, but I have had one where someone broke into my house and I was trying to find him but my weapon light had the approximate output of a maglight that’s had the same batteries for forty years.
>>64776538My friendgroup's discord gave me a channel specifically to post my many unconscious machinations- here's a paste of a few->I had a dream tonight I was being hunted and assassinated by the government for finding their hit list of civilian targets while on a plane following a botched political assassination>I had a dream where we boarded a cruise ship to go to the Bahamas, that turned out to be a front for pirates betting on blood games using the people they tricked on board. There was one game where you and an opponent would draw a card from a deck, and the drawn card would line up with a corresponding method to harm the other guy. First one to pass out or die loses. Examples were a joker corresponds to a plastic knife across the wrist 4 or 5 times, a king of spades was similar but with a standard knife, and one of the very specific cards got you a .22The better you did in the games the more freedom on the ship you were given. Like eventually you were able to eat the good food in the buffets like the pirates and rich people bettingBut you were being watched by everyone to make sure you didn't bring food and the like to the others. Funny enough one of the games was smash bros melee where the loser gets executed
>>64777726>I had a dream where (anon friend) and I were in what amounted to the Bahamas where he rented a new Cadillac escalade to go around the place, finding and I quote "dude this thing is great we gotta protect this treasure at all cost" upon finding how cold the ac blows and the awd system.After a little tour around the place in the escalade with one of the local tour guides we meet up with a buddy at a KFC over the build your own biscuit deal to discuss how to get better yield of nuclear warheads.>Had a dream where I went to a gun shop and bought a variation of the kobra red dot for the rdb for like 500 dollars. Open emitter with round reflector, but there was a dial on the back to change the reticle... and it had like a dozen different ones including some random meme settingsOne where it was just a block, another that was a variation of the basedjack
>>64777733>I had a dream where (anon1) and I were at the gun show with (anon2), (anon3), and multiple other people from our group, and while anon1 and I were there to check stuff out, we found out everyone else there was actually there to do a gay pride protest/demonstration and didn't tell us. anon1 and i didn't find out until we met up with them and they suddenly formed a circle in the middle of the show and started cheering.>Also before that anon1 and I saw an exchange between Ian mccollum and an obviously autistic girl explaining to her that she can't just handle the 150+ year old antiques when she sees them>I had a dream where I could inhale and hold my breath to float and slowly exhale to descend, so anon1 I start using that a metric ton. I'm then told while floating over Walmart shelves that apparently everyone knows how to do it, they just choose not to>Yall boring af this trick is baller>"Also anon1 your house's ceiling car headunit was not up to code. They just shoved it into a hole in the wall and zip tied it to one of the studs. Currently floating through the headunit aisle in Walmart for a replacement">I had a dream where NC and Georgia had seceded from the United States and joined the CCCP. The infuriating part was everyone acted like it was fine, like I guess I didn't get the memo until I looked out my window and saw the flag replaced with a half American half chinese flag>Checked the news and one of the first things that was done was a no tolerance law for car law breaking, like people with sporty cars will have it crushed if they are found to be speeding on freeways>The last thing I remember is considering being a part of a rebellion before waking up
>>64776538I dream about nuclear war a lot. Its not something I'm afraid of anymore, but the last dream I had was pretty amusing. >Be me, with my immediate family + paternal grandparents>we're on vacation, somewhere coastal, clear water, white sand beaches>for some reason my wife is not with us (but my dad, stepmom, sisters, brother and said grandparents)>we arrive at a beach house we're renting>getting unpacked, unloading the boat from the trailer, etc>I'm kind of annoyed, because a lot of the day was spent doing tedious errands, when I could have been studying>chatting with my brother about my suppressor, but am interrupted by distant air raid sirens>nobody knows what's going on yet, my Dad is amused>I realize what's happening, a nuclear attack>I tell everyone to get down, away from the windows>moments later, incoming rockets -they're not flying on a ballistic trajectory, they're not even warheads that separated from the missiles, they are complete missiles coming towards the ground>the missiles are flying irregularly, tumbling, and also flying in cartoonishly slow (for an ICBM anyway), yawing about, a lot like the videos of failed space rocket launches>Still, the horizon lights up with several nuclear blasts>the booms get closer, I'm facing a corner, face down, covering my head with my jacket>I say "this is it everyone, it was good knowing you" in a tone that didn't indicate imminent death>bright flash, I wake upI thought the end was funny because of how the missiles came in, but also how inappropriately I reacted. I've had similar dreams before, but they were usually a lot darker. Usually revolving around the dilemma of whether me and my co-workers would abandon our duty to look after our families, or to help others.
