I fuckin' lucked out.>just graduated academy>first assignment>the new Intrepid Class>fastest design>bioneural gelpacks>fancy new EMH>sleek 'n sexy aeroshuttle (I really need to use it!)We've already got our first assignment, something about hunting down anti-Cardassian partizans in some nebula patch.
But what about the Klingon pussy?
>>64781559That's my new holodeck program: "Goth Tomboy Klingon Catgirls."
>>64781521I hope it's not the badlands. I've heard rumors about ships vanishing.
Alright, which one of you jac/k/asses brought this weird alien cheese onboard? Now the computer is sick, the ship’s running a fever, and the bunks smell like an unwashed ballsack!
>>64781580Nothing ever happens.
>>64781521Are skants the future of Rhodie short shorts?
>>64781521Never liked star trek.