I genuinely dont know what the fuck is going on anymore
>>64805086Well damn... I was expecting an actual penguin, like a Humboldt for example.
Longer version
>>64805102MY SIDES HAHAHAHAHA
>>64805100the squid and the county(that geography) are cooler
>>64805086>>64805102>no one can drone me, I'm a bird!absolute clownworld timeline
>>64805086
>Opium birds getting droned to extinction in Ukraine
>>64805102Looks like a character from a Soviet cartoon
>>64805086SKIPPER NO!
>>64805086Are we sure this isn’t just a local furry?
>>64805102genuinely what do you do against thermal sensors? the act of walking leaves a trail to your location.
>>64805086>>64805102This war just keeps on giving, while WW3 is going to suck it's also going to produce so much comedy.
>>64805163Don't cross open ground without a way to supress or intercept incoming.
How much are you willing to bet it was some sadfag pyetukh forced to wear the cucksuit?
>>64805086Man you cant just go killing the rare Eastern European penguin, they're endangered after all.
>>64805086TENTNIK has evolved into PENGUNIK
>>64805168Thanks anon.
Need some input from some subject experts before I give my own opinion
>>64805102Look like Russian field commanders are just trolling now. Forcing mobiks to wear these costumes just for lulz
>>648051631. have the cover of long range artillery2. have air supportrussia basically has neither
>>64805206Also furthermore, as a result, Russian foot soldiers are essentially a sad (but comical) distraction from their actually important forces.
Russians have been putting capes, yoga mats, etc on their meat for over a year by know. I think its mainly to get the retards to feel a little bit safer, and make them see less so they don't panic and start moving back. Literally blinders.
>>64805086Man, wtf is this shitWhat compels a man to do shit like this, rather than sit at home drunk/high playing counter strike? I mean, starting from 100 IQ and going down, at what point does the idea of dressing up like a penguin to get killed by a drone in the middle of a random field at sub-zero temperatures stop sounding retarded?
>>64805213They are either grabbed off the street with a gun pointed at them constantly up until video related or come from an area so poor getting 20 years pay for 1 year seems worth the risk, while still having the gun pointed at them the whole time.
>>64805213>get drunk at a local bar>some dude keeps ordering liquor for you>blackout drunk>dude hands you a pen and get you to put a mark on a paper>awoken next day by loud knocking on your door>homos waving a 'signed' contract around>four hours later you are on a train to Donetsk
>>64805086Not gonna lie, the penguin outfit looks really comfy.Except for turning into giblet confetti-part.
>>64805213The least retarded possibility is probably that the Russians forced some deserter or 'coward' into it, sending him out essentially as an execution. Thats well within their standards
>>64805086I swear I've seen someone ice fishing in a suit like that.
Meanwhile, average Russian assault: >two men ahead of you explode>pause momentarily>step over their flailing limbs and keep walking
>>64805160Are we concerned?
>>64805168
clownworld
>>64805204
>>64805086The targeting AI is going to be looking for [sub]humans, not penguins.
>>64805259Those thermal blankets seem to work better than I'd expect. Maybe with some refinement (not ordering them on temu) a first world military might make them useful.
>>64805086>>64805102>Clearly anon must be shitpo-I have no words. Really when I think I have seen it all in this clown war there is something even more fucking retarded that comes along.
>>64805102>>64805086I laughed so hard tears came out. Have we found out what exactly these things are yet?
>>64805168Just waiting for someone to dub an episode of Pingu now over the scene.
>>64805296>something even more fucking retardedI think vid-rel still takes the cake as the most outright retarded act of the war so far.
>>64805292I think they would be pretty good for hiding a static position but the human eye is too good at spotting movement.
>>64805204>costumesIt's a camo variation on the porta-potty tents we saw a few weeks ago. That "beak" is a flap for mobik's face. It looks like a penguin because of the angle of the video. It's still ridiculous.
>>64805315
>>64805102NOOOT NOOOT
While I laughed at how absurd this is, the reality is that the guy was probably punished for some arbitrary evil reason. Got him drunk out of his mind or on drugs, stuck that penguin suit/dunce cap on him, and then he was pushed in the direction of the front and told if he came back he'd be shot. It's extremely lynchian, horrific and grim. If he was sober he could've/would've thrown up his arms and surrendered so he wouldn't get killed.
>>64805315>>64805168Based and cultured.
https://files.catbox.moe/h0fgwp.mp4like and subscribe
>>64805259>tower defense gamemode unlocked
>>64805102
>>64805102>>64805086The Italians finally got him
>>64805102Unironically mad at the Ukies for droning this kino
>>64805358What do you mean, thats what ties it all together.
>>64805163The tunnels are calling anonWill you answer?
you either walk alone toward that mountain or else...
>>64805363I would have enjoyed watching the penguin attempt to carry out combat tasks.
>Did you know we have PENGUINS?
>>64805100At the rate this war's been going we'll see an actual penguin get droned by this time next year.
>>64805394That's how they get you anon, they act so ridiculous you forget they actually pose a threat, like a doorbell on a tree.
>>64805394yeah, thought I think that was his combat task
>>64805399They do have a station in Antarctica, does Budanov's replacement have the same sense of humor?
>>64805086Gold
>>64805381are their arms broken? or is that just frostbite
>>64805102Ew, Alan Moore's Batman
>>64805199Why does he look even more like a pedo WITH hair?
>>64805435Baby faced
>>64805102>NOOK NOOK- ACK!
>>64805427I've sent them a text but they are not responding ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>64805381
>>64805381What in the name of fuck am I looking at
>>64805463Russian team building exercise.
Do you think this war is actually uniquely a circus? Maybe all wars are a circus to some degree and this is just the first one of its kind.Like, you got middle-east wars in the era of the smartphone and the internet-for-the-masses, but (correct me if I'm wrong) this is the first peer war where both sides are very connected to the internet.
>>64805086>"My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back..."
>everyone saying the jews are behind this war>little did we know it was Mel Brooks
>>64805470I think it's just a shitload of cameras and cultures that don't take themselves too seriously.If Chinese were recording these videos they would be deleted to maintain the illusion war is where great warriors do battle but slavs can have a laugh.I think the cultural aspect is also why we didn't get a heap of clown videos out of the ME, we only ever got Adu because the footage was captured by the enemy.
>>64805463Insanity.
>>64805486imagine the Liveleak videos just from China mobilizing
>>64805415>The average temperature of the cold season is about −66 °C (−87 °F), while the average temperature of the warm season is about −44 °C (−47 °F). Though unconfirmed, it has been reported that Vostok reached a temperature of −91 °C (−132 °F) on 28 July 1997.So, purely in a hypothetical and academic interest, what degree of damage would need to be done to doom the station? From my offhand research it seems like at least two modules have generators, but I have to wonder how bad the heat bleed would be even with a simple surface breach
>>64805463Chechen motivational speaking workshop
>>64805492>D-Day landing but it's ChinaJesus, I can picture it now.>troop transport run aground>infantry jumping over the side>falling 20 meters to the waist deep water where they drown with broken legs
>>64805480>Spaceballs rules reality once more.One guy will sell Budanov action figures and some kind of board game with playdoh mobiks getting shredded.
>>64805259These have to be jeets or some other poor pressganged turdie who had literally zero knowledge of the war beforehand, right? They don't try to run for cover or even scatter, it's like they don't know what drones are.
>>64805495A hole in the side would make that room useless but a hit to the diesel tanks would make it a future archaeological dig site.
>>64805470>Do you think this war is actually uniquely a circus?I think it is. There’s simply no other nation that hypes itself up as a major superpower while being as weak as Russia. Any other country in a similar situation would still be able to back off without losing most of its perceived status, and there wouldn’t be these half-assed attempts to throw everything at the frontlines. Just check the paki-india conflicts, they end long before anything really funny happens.
>>64805526>There’s simply no other nation that hypes itself up as a major superpower while being as weak as Russia. India? Granted they don't hype themselves up to the level that Russia does, but India is definitely working on it
>>64805526Another factor is the pakis and jeets have a functional communication system so they can take their guys phones away to stop this shit getting recorded.Both Ukraine and Russia are so dependant on discord, telegram and signal from comms you have to let guys take their phones to the front.
>>64805495A shapeshifting entity would deal with the station easily.
>>64805549>easily.YEAH FUCK YOU TOO
>>64805346Fucking kekd, saved. Based and Attenborough pilled. God I wish this board allowed audio streams.
>>64805533Well, on the one hand, they don’t hype themselves up as much as russia, on the other, they haven’t yet tried anything as retarded as the total war bs russia currently does.
>>64805086>>64805102From Carl Carwindows to Pter Pidorpenquin.God has a very funny sense of humor.
>>64805568I'm still waiting to see them using lada doors as shields like retarded vatnik vikings.
>>64805102Thank you anon. I needed a laugh today.
>>64805308Nah, there's a video for the dude disarming or arming a bomb and using himself as a cutting board.And pic related.
>>64805463The unwavering and unbreakable national spirit of Russia and its people.
>>64805308the bmp repeatedly driving over mines on the same road is up there
>>64805086>pegiuAck.mp4 Lost it
>>64805509>>troop transport run agroundIsn't that what they are supposed to do?
>>64805470I mean, we did saw Abu Hajar and a few nuggets of retardation in ME. Nothing new, but you wouldn't expect this level of clownry from the self proclaimed world second best army that can totally invade half of Europe in just a few days if it wanted.
>>64805102Just when I think Russia is reaching the peak of clown activity I am soon shown that we are still scaling the mountain.
>>64805622Landing boatsYesTroop transportsNo
>>64805308Ook ook. Cro Mag make stone tool by knapping flint on rock. Make tool by hit rock with rock! OOK not ape, am MAN! Am use BRAIN for tool use!
>>64805086This is actually really fucking sadPeople are this desperate to not get droned and nothing works
>>6480516811/10 post
>>64805601>Nah, there's a video for the dude disarming or arming a bomb and using himself as a cutting board.>see notoriously sensitive mine, accidentally deployed by the ziggers on territory they control>EOD manuals literally say to just shoot it from a distance>decide to blow it up with a block of TNT instead>violate the EOD handbook yet again by cutting a length of safety fuse waaaay too short>use own thigh as cutting board>crimp blasting cap unto fuse using teeth>advance way too close to mine>ignore the guy filming as he yells "Don't fucking touch it!">forcibly shove TNT block against notoriously sensitive mine with wildly unpredictable anti-tampering features>????????>profit
>>64805243Technically, this is a war crime against your own troops>>64805259Some tried. Others tried and died. (all of them)>>64805267S T E A L T H T E C H N O L O G Y
>>64805394>penguin attempt to carry out combat tasksHe was.Did you not see the antenna sticking out?He's a recon-by-survival scout.
>>64805267May I ask, what is the purpose of the tent?
>>64805399Is he legally a legitimate military target?
>>64805086That was a Ukrainian penguin
>>64805650That's the one, the manical face always gets me.
>>64805650This is a work of art, everything done wrong to the point pic related would have been better than EOD.
>>64805308
>>64805650That goblin smile always gets me.
>>64805650>I'm Ioann Kovroville and this is Ackass
>>64805401
>>64805706100% would
>>64805671>pic related would have been betterThat's a method quite frequently employed by the ziggers to destroy butterfly mines.Those have a tiny explosive charge, and they don't really throw any frag worth mentioning, so it's """"safe"""".But it's still fucking stupid, because smacking such an explosive device with a big stick can turn stick into a bunch of dangerous shrapnel.
made me kek
>>64805710If only they had a tool that can shoot pieces of metal accurately at safe distances
>>64805650Far be it from me to take away from the stupidity of the steppe people, but there could be some of the inherent EOD invincibility complex going on here. You survive enough circumstances that definitely should have killed you, and you begin to get a little too cavalier.Burst my sides though when the cameraman was already running away when he divined what his compatriot was actually gonna try and do.
>>64805650That damned smile
>>64805706Yeah that'd kill me too. Yes it's the world's most obvious trap but it's so obvious it deceives me into thinking "there's no way they'd lay such an obvious trap, it's just a dummy for the real trap."
>FilenamesWas there already a thread about this that I missed?
>>64805168Art
>>64805706put a doorbell in the woods and consider me a dead man because Im pressing it
>>64805086>>64805102Is this some zigger that has just lost his mind, or did they unironically think this would protect them?
>>64805706I'd so do it for the laughs even though I would know it's a trap. Fuck it might not even cross my head that is a trap, I would see button and I would press button on a reflex.
>>64805463Mutual respect.
>>64805719Most Russians can't aim for shit. There's a video floating around of one trying to do just this, from like 10ft, and he misses repeatedly. Someone has to have it.
>>64805709>>64805726>>64805741>>64805766You're the reasons we need random explosive doorbells in the woods.
>>64805800This one?
>>64805086Almost certain had to be some bizzare vatnik field punishment ritual of a disobedient turd worlder 'volunteer' jeet or nigger. It puts the bird suit on and walks or the chechen rapes itCould have been they strapped a civilian into it as well. They are sick fuckers.
>>64805815Did he died?
>>64805815That's it! Notice there is a perfectly clear road with a long line of site just to his right? He chose to stand 10ft away and try to hit it through a bunch of grass and sticks and shit. He could've walked 10ft to the right and had a clean line of site from however far he wanted.
>>64805086>>64805102My fucking sides.
I see no more war map shilling on pol, what's happening?
>>64805086sus
>>64805168My very poor attempt at a slight improvement to your excellent meme, good sir.
>>64805846Get into inkspace and remove the white of the drone and it'll be kino.
>>64805086What a strange war
>>64805846
>>64805722> there could be some of the inherent EOD invincibility complex going on hereI think that's it. I for one don't think the Russians are completely retarded, and you certainly don't become an EOD by being a moron.But routine breeds complacency and disregard for proper procedure (see also: demon core incidents, majority of worksite injuries, chinese liveleaks etc...)
>>64805926HA! Perfect!
>>64805463Jack of diamonds
>>64805956>>64805785>>64805611>>64805504>>64805488>>64805469Pindos can't comprehend that Russian military also has time-honred traditions like American military. In America, they have their pidors "koalafy" like this. Why is this bad in Russia? You have prooffs that this is bad? At least in Russia we do it upright, unlike degenerate west, UCP-wearing faggot army with nuts in the ass.
>>64805706I'd like to believe I'm strong enough to resist, but man would I be tempted.
>>64805949https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OlGH8z-4QkSecond-most common phrase uttered before disaster, after "hey y'all, watch this!"
>>64805926Will anyone help an oldfag out and link or name the og reference/meme?Is it top gear?
>>64805086>>64805102damn, they're sending the executors to the front now?
>>64805086>>64805102Holy fuck i am dying, i cant, literally in tears rn.
>>64806079Documentary by Werner Herzog, Encounters at the End of the World
>>64805716Kek wtf
>>64805308Nah.
>>64806079>>64806125https://youtu.be/zWH_9VRWn8YApparently edits of this video blew up some time in the last few weeks on zoomer brainrot platforms like tiktok.
>>64805102>>64805086Why would drones NOT have thermal sensors in winter
>>64806129Did you not see the official White House Trump-Greenland tweet with the AI slop pic that they took down after like 20 minutes following relentless mockery at the fact that there are no penguins on Greenland?Penguins are southern creatures not southerns ones. Apparently the staffer posting cringe AI-slop in Trump's name didn't know that.
>>64806135it's pre-zoomer
>>64806155The white house spamming the most low-quality AI and social media shit is fucking clownshoes.
>>64805086>>64805102I love this stupid fucking war and all the dumb shit footage we get from itEvery goddamn time you think you've seen it all
>>64806131>thousand yard stare>honestly I would have pressed it tooreal
>noone posted pic related yetanons I am disappoint
>>64805086>>64805102War is hell.
>>64805102>Dr. Ainslie explained that even if he caught the conscript and brought him back to his hovel, he would immediately head right back for the POV drone...but why?
>>64805086>Private Mobik gets FPV'd in whacky outfit>Major Lackeyov tells General Corruptovich the penguin costumes worked great, all objective achieved>General Corruptovich notices parrot costumes are $.50 cheaper, pockets the difference>One week later, there's a webm of a snowy field full of 6-foot tall macaw corpses
>>64805163There's a reason why in competent armies breaching operations are conducted at the division- or corps-level instead of sending four guys on motorbikes charging straight into razor wire.
>>64806135A lot of zoomer content is just old content cut down into short form. God help us when they discover old Newgrounds clips
>>64805381>Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun>His shenanigans are cruel and tragic
>>64805663He's a commissioned infantry officer. Of course he is.
>>64805086>>64805102Dood... they're sending us to Ukraine??
>>64806368>mfw there are grunt boots today that don't know about this>mfw nobody pink belly's dudes on their birthdays or when leaving the unit>mfw we don't have Friday Night Private fights anymoreIt's become a more civilized place, but the dumb shit was fun.
>>64805470The combination of Russia being a rotting face-based prison culture former superpower and Ukraine being a self-effacing bunch of meme lord underdogs is a hard to beat formula for comedy.
>>64805102So, like, what's the idea there?
>>64805650>>crimp blasting cap unto fuse using teethevery time someone posts this video I learn about another horrifying aspect of it.
>>64805086>>64805102What the hell is even going on in this war anymore. This is all the grimness of WW1 but with the lessons already known, so it becomes even more depressing.
>>64805650There was aftermath footage too. Both hands and eyes gone if I remember correctly.
>>64805168Kino
>>64805394I'll shoot Kadyrov a message on Telegram, maybe his lads can make that happen for some unlucky mobiks before he croaks.
>>64805102Guess that will teach him to fuck around holding a spork.
>>64805243My favorite WW2 anecdote is that in the 1942 Philippines Campaign the Japanese thought we had volunteer "clown units" that deliberately made a lot of noise while wearing brightly colored clothes to draw fire and reveal locations of their machine guns. The truth was it was the opening of the war, nobody in the US military was used to moving or fighting in jungles, and sailors thrown into impromptu rifle companies had tried dyeing their white naval uniforms using coffee grounds only for them to come out a bright yellow.This type of clownery is seldom a deliberate choice.
>>64806438That was the battle of Manilla, and it was just the Sailors that were incompetent, but they didn't really have a choice. Marines were not doing the clown shit, but the Japs definitely thought we had suicide squads of elite and fearless infantrymen. I bet they got hard at the sight of that.
>>64805657Imagine you wanted thermal camouflage but had a budget of $3. Now imagine you didn't care if it actually worked, you just wanted to be able to tell your superiors you had done it.
>>64805706>the masculine urge to do something you know is stupid
>>64805102anybody have Copelord's take on this?I need to know how this will make Kiev fall in about 12-14 days
>>64806125>>64806135Thanks anons
>>64805722>>64805949It's true about complacency. Ernst Junger calls carelessness with explosives both a mark of and a major danger of veterancy among combat troops. But this is also a military that views its personnel as disposable meat which skimped on training even back before they sent all their instructors into the meat grinder in summer 2022. Being gullible enough to volunteer for EOD duty or being too stupid to bribe your way out might be a major part of the selection process.
>>64805102it's those motherfuckers from Pathologic
>>64805381Some americans will look at this, go "yeah, based and trad" and move to Russia
>>64806368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9UfhHfAPMU
This is the penguin btw.>Кypaкoв Aндpeй Hикoлaeвич >b. 1978
>>64805086>0:04>Kernel: Uhhuh, NMI recieved for unknown reason 200 on CPU0>Kernel: You have some hardware problems>Kernel: Dazed and confused, but trying to continue>!KERNEL PANIC!
>>64805926Slight improvement i felt was missing.
>>64805212I'm sorry is that horse rocking a high-and-tight?
Russia>combat tentsUkraine>Terminators taking prisoners
He was too kino to be left alive
>>64805102Was he punished by his squad to do this lmao
>>64806819you know that actually might be it. This could have been like a drumhead execution
>>64806819Nah, his unit would have taped him to a tree like literal schoolyard bullies. See >>64805381
I guess when Putin finally calls a full mobalisation at the end of this year we know what they are going to arm the meat waves with. Papar mache bird outfits. I'magine teh spectacle, 50,000 middle aged men in penguin costumes screaming 'RUS' while a checken scream 'The one in front carries the egg when the ones in front falls the man behind him picks up the egg' while 155MM artillery rains down from 50 KM away all as a feint for the last massed armoured assault Russia can attempt assault of two BMP1s and an MB-LT, one with no engine towed by another with no gun and the MB-LT camoflaged as a giant duck. Back in Moscow in a carpeted room KGB men in suits watch the live stream laughing so hard vodka goes up their nose. The latest Russian propaganda on their losses is that it is all societal eugenics and a cunning plan. I wonder how the VDV and the Russian navy feel about being considered a social disease to be erradicated.
>>64805329Pearls before swine.
>>64805086did he died?
>>64805102Peak clownworld
NOOK NOOK
>>64806368What was /k/'s record? Mine was somewhere around 5-7 minutes as a PFC.
Penguin of Pokrovsk vs the Ghost of Kyiv, who would win?
>>64805381If this is the alternative then getting droned might not be the worst way to die. Straight up barbaric way to treat your own soldiers but I guess the only alternative is to call it quits and lose face.
>>64807211amazing
>>64805470>Do you think this war is actually uniquely a circus?Ruslims went to war against a comedian. Are you not entertained?
>>64807178The station is hundreds of miles from shore and sits at nearly 12,000ft MSL, pretty sure airlift is their supply
>>64807146>Penguin of Pokrovsk
>>64805086>>64805102This is animal cruelty
>>64805706like the power outlets in Happy Tree Friends
>>64805549>Thing assimilates Russia perfectly>immediately gets drunk and depressed>threat eliminated
>>64806453I see.>>64806456The masculine urge to make sense of the absurd.
>>64805706'Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.'
>>64807240My mistake. Drone the supply bird then?
>>64806135it blows up every other year
>>64805086There is a pow interview from a couple of months ago. The mobik tells about having a foam pad taped into a triangle shape put over his head. He is then told to walk to a dugout close to the zero line. Turned out that place was in Ukranian control.He wasn't being punished, besides being meatwaved. I think they just think its better than nothing.
>>64806423>There was aftermath footage too. Both hands and eyes gone if I remember correctly.You can't tease me. gimme gimme gimme.
>>64805687>>64805724
>>64805826
>>64807377https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/1735839549o19NQ6Xgo6f1tg.webphttps://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/1735839549BVoWq4Ko4SNv6A.webp
>>64805650To be fair, using your leg as a cutting board was the least retarded part of the video, and it worked, so presumably it's made of cut-resistant cloth, or he was just being very careful (I doubt the latter).
>>64805701fuckin kek, nice one
>>64805495The only way really is to just damage the boiler room, the backup genny room and the vehicle hub. They'd be forced to all become a human generator in the center wrapped in coats and mylar and burning candles and thus rendered kinda innefective and trapped in one room except for short 15 minute bursts. But realistically there's not much they can do there anyway it'a just a box with like 5 people in it a few AK's, an igla or two and a couple snow vehicles.The problem with the freeze people to death theory is humans wrapped in enough layers can survive near absolute 0, there'a a reason we can nearly reach it in labs and it's called layers upon layers of vaccuum and insulation, there's only so much energy you can transfer to another atom so as long as the human is fully wrapped they'll be fine.The only scary cold thing is metals due to contact, or helium or hydrogen superfluid, both can cause an absolutely crazy amount of transfer extremely quickly. I'm much more scared of heat personally due to the extremes that are not only capable of exceeding the negative ij geat transfer, but can be trillions of tons of explosive equivalent instead before stuff breaks down.Honestly one 2000pounder into the dead center with a .25s fuse and every single person inside is dead, there is little in the way of concrete it's mostly insulation.
>>64806097Based and Path of Logic-pilled
>>64805086>>64805102
>>64806533wait, how did they know?
>>64805086>>64805102Same energy
>>64805163You gotta cover yourself with mud.
>>64805706I love my brother, but he has a tendency to go "hey what's this?" and mess with what he shouldn't.
>>64805815was that a labubu on his back?
>>64806155>Penguins are southern creatures not southerns ones.
>>64806420Perhaps history was too harsh on those generals of the Great War.
>>64805163use a shovel and cover it with new snow
>>64806368notice how it isn't freezing outside, he isn't half naked and by the looks of it he hasn't been beaten and taped to the tree
>>64805206Neither of those stop a thermal drone spotting you and an FPV nailing you
>>64806432>KadyrovHe's not been feeling all that hot lately
>>64807390>everything is fine until EOD gives you this look
>>64805647not signing up to invade Ukraine does
SHES COMING READY THE DRONES
>>64805463Based and trad military winning the war.
>>64805647Maybe if they stayed at home and didn't invade their peaceful neighbor they'd still be alive to go into drunken rages and beat up their families, but them's the breaks.
>>64807390>ten minutes into route clearance and chill and he gives you this look
>>64808555>by the looks of it he hasn't been beaten That comes later.
>>64805415>ReplacementOh no, what did I miss?
>>64808580Budanov was promoted to a chief of staff or some such thing
>>64805647They wouldn't be getting droned if they weren't invading their neighbor.
>>64808584Oh, so he's not dead. Phew. I hope they continue to use him well and the new guy is just as cheeky. Also, perhaps more importantly, has he smiled yet?
>>64806398>self-effacinglmao
>>64805086>>64805102Slavs training for Jeux sans Frontières and derivatives.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYK0l2lkCYU
>>64808612I kind of want to think pootin and shoigoo are up there in their castle sending out orders to the contestants
>>64808618What are these mobiks running from? NO! they're running TO the world's toughest composition in town! It's gopniks vs petukhs going head to head in today's edition of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge! And here's your hosts, Kenny Blankenship, and VIIIIIC ROMANO! Over to you, Ken!
>>64808664>He must be feeling really stupid!>Don't think he's feeling anything from the neck down, Ken.
>>64808618looks like one last job for general Tanov
>>64805533>>64805567This. The Jeets knew to stop fighting and just pretend they won online after losing to the Paks. The Zigs will keep fighting until the next vodka-fueled revolution topples their country.
>>64807416HAHAAHAHAAHAH fucking hell what a damned idiot
>>64807626>how did they know?Well it was from Butusov so it's not that solid a source. I think he was just shit posting about someone that died on that day. He wrote that it's possible it was Andrei, I think the word "possible" is under quite a lot of strain in that sentence construction.
>>64808584>Budanov was promoted to a chief of staffThat's a much more powerful position under martial law.I think his main duty is probably to root out Yermak's influence.
>>64808777Axes of truth
>>64808786>I think his main duty is probably to root out Yermak's influence.Nah, I imagine just reboot crap for more efficiency.
>>64805415God in heaven please be the year of antarctic ops.
>>64805102LMAO beautiful I wonder if that was a 2channer. Props.
>>64808795>Nah, I imagine just reboot crap for more efficiencyPay attention to Sternenko's channel. He's under 24/7 SBU protection and posts advance leaks to set expectations and warm the media up about SBU ops.When he rails against high level corruption, it's often SBU tactically leaking to push the president's office into action or to get the media talking about some official's corruption, as a prelude to an arrest, so it doesn't look political. Sternenko's rants have preceded quite a few arrests, he's not an SBU puppet but he has a very close relationship.He's currently attacking a judge appointed by the chief prosecutor who he smears as "appointed by Yermak".Watch this space.
>>64805650>>violate the EOD handbook yet again by cutting a length of safety fuse waaaay too shortThis is double retarded because russian/soviet safety fuses are of dubious reliability in regards of the time they are supposed to give you>t. spoke to an old EOD guy who was autistic about checking the speed of every fuse he used because he almost killed himself with one that went 10 times faster than it should have
>>64808798>the year of antarctic opsThat was my favourite offhand story in Dark Angel.
>>64805269UNDERRATED
>>64807355Unlike mobiks who blow up far more often.
>>64808589I think that he's going to smile when Russia collapses
>>64808881#BalkanizeRussia
>>64808902The people working at the White House knows that pinguins dont live in Greenland, right?
>>64808934You're expecting a lot from literal DEI hires.
>>64806855>full mobalisation at the end of this yearThe 2026 update roadmap is looking grim.
>>64807275>Happy Tree FriendsNow that's a blast from the past.Also needs a SMO edition. Going from a pleasant outing and a near-peaceful regime change to total dismemberment in minutes.
>>64808618Everybody's excited to take part in the silly Takeshi game show until the first collar pops.
>>64808956>literal DEI hiresDEI hires were fired to make way for the inmates now running the asylum.
>>64808902I, too, would like the parasite in charge to go on foot, unprotected and unsupplied, into the middle of the Antarctic. I'm willing to sacrifice a single penguin for the cause.
>>64808956>Still blaming boogiemen instead of the actual people there now
>>64805163Marine corps has a device+drug combo that chills blood to ambient temperatures and stops the user dying from it - it involves certain blood compounds farmed from cold-blooded animals.
>>64809067I he was being sarcastic and leveling DEIncompetence accusations at the original people who began blaming everything on DEI.
Are we sure this shit isn't staged or ai? Like, this is so bizarre and weird. The Ukraine war and all those strange ways of fighting seems like some shit pulled out of a dystopian novel where people are send to their deaths in the most strange ways and they're just fine with it?If you showed this image to anyone in the 2000s they would never believe this is what wars would look like.
>>64809076>people are send to their deaths in the most strange ways and they're just fine with it?You're just seeing a real prolonged attrition war with the internet and camera being a common thing. If you had a chance to listen or read real soviet veterans from WW2, you'd either deny the possibility of what they've seen (what their own command has done), or your soft head would explode.
>>64809076wild shit happens all the timethe front is like a thousand kilometres long, hundreds of thousands of people are involved in the war, and one of the most used weapons of the conflict is an explosive with propellers and a cameraYou're bound to see all sorts of stuff over the course of 4 years of this shitI mean, in this case it's just a guy with an unorthodox looking piece of equipment getting droned, it's not even that weird. It's just very memeable
>>64809076I'm not sure why are you even surprised? Russians literally fire drones at commieblocks and civilian transport and nobody bats an eye anymore.
>>64805399Fuck, I hope not. I like penguins.
>>64809113You'd think they will change tactics or develop better ways to fight after 3 years of sending dudes to their deaths in charge attacks on quad bikes, motorcycles, soft skinned trucks, on foot, etc. Or give up but that's not going to happen. I'm pretty sure even ants can adapt faster to this than the Russian military.
>>64809129From their perspective the current tactics work: the line moves forward.
>>64809076Anon even in WW2 with very few cameras, military approval required to release footage and a media that would never show anything the government wouldn't like we still got some insane shit recorded and released.I think if you put a couple of million cameras with instant global self publishing into any war in history you are going to get a heap of insane shit on video.
>>64808934Most of those dumb cunts probably didn't know were Greenland was a month ago.They're the same kind of spastic fucking morons that will probably say a land invasion of Iran is a great idea
>>64808482it's cheburashka
>>64809145I saw an interview with a very tied general about a year ago saying he has had to explain to 4 different administrations why invading Iran is a terrible idea.
>>64808902Didn't he tariff the penguins?
>>64809076Can you imagine anyone insane enough to make this shit up and expect someone else to believe it?
>>64807416lollmao
>>64809129>You'd think they will change tactics or develop better ways to fightBut they did. You are currently witnessing the peak of Russian strategic thinking. They realized some time ago that there’s no point in sending direct assaults, so they switched to the so-called 'infiltration' tactic. The problem is that it doesn’t really look any different from the usual meatwaves.There is a crucial difference, though: the meat is broken down into ripples, that try to avoid contact with enemy positions until they eventually congregate into a proper meatwave again. In reality, this just means the casualty ratio becomes even more insane, since there’s simply no way to evacuate every meat ripple that gets spotted. But the line is technically moving forward, so anyone who thinks the tactic isn't working is tied to a tree.
>>64805102this loops perfectly
>>64805706>Honestly, I would have pressed it tooGets me unironically every time and was also one of the earliest 100% confirmations that Ukrainians are, in fact, humans.
>>64809280>Honestly, I would have pressed it tooWasn't this said by russians?
>>64809280Anyone that says they wouldn't is lying.>>64809287It was said by the Ukie that planted it.
>>64807644holy shit I haven't seen this gif in over 20 years
>>64809295>It was said by the Ukie that planted it.Huh, okay, thanks for clarifying.
>>64809076
>>64805657The theory behind it is that by air-gapping the mobik from the material, the tent doesn't absorb heat directly and they appear ambient-temp on thermal. Turns out radiation and a lack of convection are enough to make them glow regardless.
>>64807211Grape-kun...
>>64806135>at the mountains of madness
>>64809029No, they were replaced with other DEI hires (Indian)
>>64806956>NOOK NOOKkek
>>64807211>>64809708Rest in pieces Rape-kun
>>64809295>It was said by the Ukie that planted it.That's a lie, it was a post by a Russian who talked about the Russians that pressed it.
A second penguin was droned, Andrei?
>>64810184at this point i'm starting to think their goal is to make the drone operators ineffective by making them feel bad killing all these retards they're sending off to die
>>64810184that first turn got me good
Who the fuck is this.What is he doing there.Why is seemingly all alone.Where is the rest of his unit.What are his objectives.What are his goals.I demand answers, now.
>>64810216Then the drone operators remember that the targets are Russian and how Russians normally behave, and the bad feelings pass.
>>64810249hello /tg/filename/
>>64810221>that first turn got me goodI like to imagine a foghorn leghorn exclamation and a loony toons tire screech.>now hold up there a minute son
>>64810184the way he explodes into confetti when killedliterally a human piñata
>>64805086>I genuinely dont know what the fuck is going on anymoreZiggers are now saying it was a child in a costume on the way to play with friends in the snow.
>>64810393Boss you killed a child!
>>64810393Kek, this is up there with Donald Jr claiming that the whole war is fake news
>>64810393This is concerning, whats the best way to child proof a no-mans-land warzone?
>>64805086This is the most nigger conflict of 21 century
bonjour
>>64810652>antidronovoeSomehow I'm not convinced of this item's anti-drone properties.
>>64810504More mines. That way no more than a few pieces of them end up in the gray area.
>>64810504Easy. Kill the child before they are able to cross into no man's land.
>>64810504Considering contested area is fluid and in motion, some geofencing solution would be required.
>>64810693The children yearn for the mines
You see ivan, if you look of endangered species, enemy will not shoot for fear of PETA
>>64810249>You got mud on your face, you big disgrace, kicking your can all over the place singing...
>>64805653Whilst travelling in the wilderness I always carry a sealed envelope containing a photo of an F-117. If I ever get lost I just open it and within seconds a Serbian will appear and inform me they shot one down in 1999. To find civilised human society again I just walk away in the opposite direction to him.
>>64805102Ah shit it isn't even February and we have a contender for best clip of the year
>>64811550I've said that multiple times the last 4 years and been proven wrong each time.This war has printed more comedy gold than every war of the last century combined.
>>64811154>Blyat-ty, you're an old man, poor man>Pleading with your eyes, gonna make you into pieces someday
This entire thread has just made me think about the way Yuri Bezmenov when I saw said penguin being droned and every time I see the word written. https://youtu.be/yErKTVdETpw?t=4628>>64810688but anon there's a user review from Alexei saying "our guys tested it, it works!" are you saying this review is a lie and it doesn't make you invisible to drones?
>>64811804*Think about the way Yuri Bezmenov says Penguin when I saw the penguin get dronedsorry am very drunk if the premise of my post didn't give that away
>>64805168brilliant
>>64810249The answer to the first question is The Groke. The answer for the other questions is, and I quote:>For teh lulz XD
>>64812415The Groke doesn't do things for the lulz, only for the feelz
>>64809708WTF ICE is getting wild
>>64810652>developed by UkrainiansWhy do these things work for Ukrainians but not for Russians?
