Lt Gen Vladimir Alekseyev. Deputy chief of Russian military intelligence has just been shot multiple times and currently is hospitalisedHow is Ukraine able to pull these off deep inside Russia? Are they just doing suicide missions now?
>>64842695Obviously suicide. Dude was sad and stuff
Kek hope he dies
>While details of who carried out the attack and how it was organised remain unclear, Russian military bloggers have criticised apparent security lapses, questioning how a gunman was able to enter the apartment building undetected.Seems like some guy just walked into the building and blasted him. wtf lol
>>64842707Fuck, at that point it's probably internal. Top-down or bottom-up?
>>64842695This was an accident. Bullets entered comrade Alexeyev at a higher than static position speed. All competent parties are investigating. There is no need for worry.
Maybe it's because a sizeable minority of Russian citizens loathe Putin and all his little demons? And even larger number will happily just pretend not to see things.
>>64842695>How is Ukraine able to pull these offYou mean BORRIS JOHNSTON
>>64842695so when are budanov and friends going to take a serious shot at acking monke? For real this time, not some made up bullshit by ziggers they were too lazy to even properly stage it its only fair game with the seething tyrant seeing how much he wants to kill everybody and everything he hates
>>64842695>How is Ukraine able to pull these off deep inside Russia?Imagine you're a multicultural colonial empire.Imagine that you're waging war on one of your ex-colonies.Imagine people from that ex-colony knowing your language, culture and way of thinking due to "shared past".You basically have no protection and bullshit layers which would work against foreigners, because those guys see right through them. They know all the weaknesses. They know how really fake and retarded you are. They know how and whom to pay a retarded to get access into a database. They know where to get weapons in your domestic black market. They know where to find local retards for hire. They know how to blend in. They know your vices and habits. They know the peculiarities of your life, society and views. That's how.
>>64842735>not some made up bullshit by ziggers they were too lazy to even properly stage itLmao, that was a real OP by French and Ukrainian intelligence. Ukraine told the US they were targeting Putin at his mansion and France corroborated with intelligence and they waited to see if the US would tell Russia. Spoiler: The US told Russia and the zignog propaganda machine went into overdrive, only to be left looking like retards with their dicks in their hands.
>>64842741This. But also this >>64842729
according to the BBC>Lt Gen Kirillov had been in charge of Russia's Nuclear, Biological and Chemical Protection troops.is this prepwork for a major happening?
>>64842695Sloppy job, FSB
>>64842735my schizo take is he's already dead, been dead for a while, and the top oligarchs play Weekend and Banan's with the body doubles while they asset strip as much as possible (mass sell off of gold reserves, forced loans to the Russian MIC, etc.) of the Russian state until no more blood can be squeezed from that stone. Then when they've had their fill, they'll do the big reveal that Monke is dead, some figurehead will be installed to make peace/try to renormalize relations with the west, it was all his fault, that kind of shit you see with every new russian transfer of power. Then the 3rd Pacific Squadron (oligarch yachts) sets sail for East (Not Tsushima, their destinated is Thailand and infinite bussy) and never return to Russia.
Have they checked the bushes for any copies of Sims 3?
>>64842710>Fuck, at that point it's probably internal.Kek, it says a lot when an assassination happens and first you have to determine if its external, a purge on putins orders or some internal rivalry shitBut alas what can you expect from a country where eggs can get you assassinated
>>64842729They are getting remarkably cheeky in the duma
>>64842695>UkraineNah, NDs are part and parcel of gun ownership. He just had bad luck, being Russian and all.
>>64842767Da, is common cause of death. You are cleaning pistol and accidentally discharge 5.45 round into your chest, making you clench, which fires another round, and so on.
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>>64842707I mean that's the normal / old school / classic nigga way to kill somebody, yes, you don't have to come up with some convoluted plan with an exploding flower basket, you mag dump a 9mm into the dude's face, it's simple
>>64842735tall order, considering how famously paranoid he is. this nigger even has a bodyguard ziplocking his own shit instead of flushing it down the toilet, if it makes sense.
>>64842778I wonder what kind of training and special operations experience you need to be the tsar's poop bagger and piss bottler?
>>64842762>eggs can get you assassinatedThe what now?
>>64842778I am sure if ukranians were provided reliable intel of the real monkes daily schedule, they would find a hole in their defense. Like open source intel already discovered that despite the replica kremlin offices all over the place, monke spends over 70% of his time in his Valdai monke bunker. Which is at a half way point between Muscovia and Pidorsburg
>>64842741You forgot one more thinghundreds of thousands of them were recently imported into Russia and then turned loose
>>64842763The duma is a pressure release valve, it's exactly what /pol/ schizos accuse western parliaments of being. Whatever they say it doesn't mean anything, it's meant to give the appearance of the people being represented.
>>64842750I'd say this is not schizo take at all considering we are talking about Russia.
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>>64842763>3:11 left on the clock.>Your time is upThey are not even trying to be subtle.
>>64842801That helps as well
>>64842806the guy is charged right now and will be doing prison time. This was not scripted but his own initiative, which is a capital offense in pozzia
>>64842798>>eggs can get you assassinated>The what now?There was an assassination attempt on the russian "egg king" just two days after an investigation regarding egg price fixing was started>tfw you forget to measure the eggs and get shot for it
>>64842763I know it's controlled opposition and a release valve, but this right here is the narrative being shaped. Two years ago nobody would have even dared to voice this. A year ago they would have gotten through a few sentences and been shut down. Now? Now they let them talk for three minutes, following the rabbit hole of "mighty puccia was in fact against le big bullying wect, poor puccia so misunderstood and misaligned but still so mighty because of nooks, also Ukraine isn't a real country anyway". This is a glimpse of them preparing to sell the failure of their war to the public and not all get acked. They're actually going through with the line that's been predicted for over a year, that russia was actually fighting the entire west, and that they would have won were it not for those meddling NATO members. It still ignores the catastrophic consequences of almost forty solid years of systemic corruption at a national level, or the fact that the mafia basically runs the country, or that outside the threat of weapons of dubious operational state russia's military started out ME tier and has degraded to sub saharan African quality, but saying any of that will result in defenstration within a day or so.
maybe it was a scorned lover?
>>64842836>mighty puccia was in fact against le big bullying wect, poor puccia so misunderstood and misaligned but still so mighty because of nooks, also Ukraine isn't a real country anywayThis is exactly what they will be chanting for the next two or three decades while China takes everything they have.And China will take fucking EVERYTHING. Whoever follows after Xi will make some performative gestures towards Taiwan, rattle their saber to keep the SEA countries on their toes, and take Siberia from Russia's disintegrating corpse.
>>64842836>started out ME tier and has degraded to sub saharan African qualityThey arguably started out better then the Arabs, and they still have a few thousand tanks and IFVs left.Tehy just keep them in the rear to maintain regime security.
>>64842819>which is a capital offense in pozziaHaving initiative?
>>64842762Eggs
>>64842763This guy is dead now, right?
>>64842976If not, he will fall down a flight of stairs and out of a 9th story window after shooting himself in the back five times soon.
>>64842967Any bets on U kraine asking Mossad for cool tips and tricks for the war criminial hunt postwar?
>>64842856As long as Russia has nukes, nothing is going to happen. China isn't going to risk losing it. China will, at best, buy the land.
>>64842989russia isn't going to MAD itself over siberia, even with how humiliating it would be for russia.
>>64842741>tl;drUkrainians and Russians are the same people so infiltrating and blending in to whack someone is easy
>>64843009Not the same at all, but enough of exposure and experience.
>>64842735>so when are budanov and friends going to take a serious shot at acking monke?Putin is the most protected person in the entire world like literally. Nobody even close to his security.
>>64842987Budanov will weave a cobweb all over Russia.
>>64842695This is nuts.
>>64843009Russians won't pass in Ukraine easilyUkrainians will pass in Russia with minimal effortone of the many "advantages" of diversity
>>64842976He probably can't fly real good>>64843031kek, that old joke about military intelligence I guess
>>64843039>kek, that old joke about military intelligence I guess What's that?
>>64843038Ukraine is to Russia what New Jersey is to New York. There are differences but more similarities, enough to pass with no issues
>>64843053NTA but a Ukrainian can pass in R*ssia exponentially easier than a Russian in Ukraine. It's mostly a one-way street
>>64843053nigger I live in what used to be in the USSR, cut the pilpul.
>>64842989China isn't going to do anything as crass as invade. They'll just buy their way in and replace Russians with Chinese.
>>64843046Why they hire idiots in Russian military intelligence?Well, they used to hire smart people, but those would go to Great Britain, capitulate and stay there to live.
>>64842750>some figurehead will be installed to make peace/try to renormalize relations with the westThat's not happening with Ukraine or the EU for decades unless there is a clean sweep and the KGB/Glavset/GRU are on display as dead bodies to demonstrate that Russia is no longer a shithole..>>64842763Sacrificial victim to demonstrate state authority and an example to be shown I think. Monke is going for total defeat no reverse gear. Their equipment stocks and reserves are gone in several catagories as is their national cash reserve and now their gold reserve. Russias future is not just grim, it does not have one militarily or economically or diplomatically. Putin with his rebuild the USSR kgb ganster shit fucked it as hard or harder then marxist leninism did. Given Russias now twice repeated wipeout of inward investment, no one is going to bother with Russia for 20-30 years minimum and it's either going North Korean or disintegrate and I'm not sure they can pull off North Korean..geography is too different as is the etnic and religious and regional mix
>>64843067This, China will just soft annex the area next to it's border and quietly take over administration, open police stations etc
>>64843067That's exactly what I said.
>>64842987I don't think Budanov needs any help
History repeats, first a moderate duma takes power ineffectively and ends the war, then looses control to some ultranationalist or communist or whatever cabal, then civil war where 10 million more Russians die. Then 20 years of pretending they've finally cracked being a nation, then another dictator. Their military collapse is underway, their economic collapse is too.They can't continue the war when the soviet stockpile is gone and the cash is gone. The population of Moscow and St.Petersberg are in for a rude awakening.
>>64843053Nice cope, Ivan
>>64842695>How is Ukraine able to pull these off deep inside Russia?It wasn't a Ukrainian. It was most likely a Wagnerite. Alekseyev slowed Priggyz advance
>>64842695ukrainians are losing BADLY in actual combat so they resort to terrorism and underhanded tactcis or assault civilians to raise plummeting morale, this is nothing surprising, they are just shitty people
>>64842763That does not look like the dumaAn oblast duma, maybe, but those are irrelevant
>>64843115you're brown
>>64843125>btw terrorism is pretty much a brown tactic
>>64843129Calm down turkroach
>>64842750>some figurehead will be installedENTERNTER
>>64843046>What's that?That "Military Intelligence" is an oxymoron I'm guessing.
>>64843129>aislopdefinitely brown
>>64843129It's a tactic employed by everybody, even white folk.
>>64843137>brown eyes too brown to tell apart ai slop and geniune picslmfao
>>64843152post hands gun and outlet
>>64843152>GenuineFunny, turkroach, but youre still brown
>>64843152What’s it like being a poo? I bet it’s terrible.
>>64843165i dunno i'm not pookrainian
This is why there was weird spam this morning.
>>64843152
>>64842967>We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us
>>64843169there is no such thing as a pookranianthere are ukranians, but emotional little ziggers operate at BHLUMPF 2scoops levels of toddlerspeak, so real insults are probably beyond you.>i-i'm not a ukraniancorrect, you're not a human with hopes and dreams, you're a good little serf, which is why you get relentlessly mocked.
>>64843266the difference is that the GUR will follow through on that
>>64842813Is the clock faster than an actual second as well? The people moving dont look sped up.
>>64842763>Non-nazi regime What did they mean by that?
>>64842773We need one Boris. Boris! Boris! One goal. Goal! Goal! One Boris... to move Ukraine forward to our destiny. Destiny.
>>64842989When the war economy collapses, they will gladly take chinese money for land.
>>64843293>GoalCAM ON BORIS! SCOR SAM FAKKIN GOALS!
>>64842763Not the Duma unfortunately, "just" a regional assembly.
>>64842707Oh god. Imagine being a fucking general and still having to live in a run down soviet era appartment.
>>64842763
>>64843023bleeds and shits like any other human monkey. Nobody is invulnerable, specially this kind of unpopular tyrant. Maduro was also supposed to be untouchable until the moment Deltas caught him in his pajamas in his bed
>>64842735prigozhin was the only one with the combined agency and balls to do something like that and he's gone.
really hard to overstate just how high up the chain of command this dude was for such an easy assassinationonly one step below the director of the GRU (who himself reports directly to Gerasimov) and he's easily shot by a guy posing as a food delivery man in his own apartment building that's some hilariously low levels of security for such a prominent glowie
Is he still alive?
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