Needed to find an excuse to dump this, might as well also post previous ones while I'm at it
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>>64848220oh i just noticed that the OP is just a more expansive version of this, i'm a retard pls no bulli.
>>64848234>profilgate
>>64848223All good, that was the in progress one I posted while it was still going
>>64847986Man I kept checking in on that thread so many times throughout the past month. Was nice to be a part of it
>>64852274was there ever a follow up?
>>64852316no
>>64852328damn
This fucking tard
Real long shot but does anyone have a really old greentext about immigrants trying to get to Australia and being intercepted by the HMS fuck off we're full and being attacked by boomerangs and vegimite? I must have wrote it 10+ years ago and I've been trying to find it ever since
>>64847996>somebody saved my greentextfuckin' noice
>>64852399How the fuck is that guy alive?
>>64854194>32 grand for a broken droneIf something is 32 grand then it should at least work when anon throws it off a cliff
>>64852403I love this so much
>>64852274reminds me, there is a gunshop here that would get surplus from off base, and in one tote there was a sealed canteen that had ducttape on it with 'Jesus' sharpied on it. They put it up for sale for 10k, with a label that said 'drink to see jesus'
anyone have the destructive device m82 upper home defense greentext? coulda sworn i had saved it years ago but i cant find it
>>64855233
>>64855233Why save garbage like >>64855358 ?
>>64855399>"Watch your mouth son, this 'garbage' is your history, it should remind you chuds what we're postin' to protect!">"Hey, if the normies wanna wipe out this particular part of my history, that's fine by me...">"You ask them reeeal nice next time you see them, anon- I'm sure they'll be happy to oblige,"
>>64855940It's a fucking bullshit story made up by some no guns idiot.At least the one about a guy using his dad's Lahti against some home invaders seemed truthful.
Does anyone have the one with anon that used baseball bat in self defense?
Does anyone have the Blood Cork greentext?
>>64856167reminds me of a saying in my langauge:"amiral qui chie du haut du mat", pronounced "amiral kishiduoduma", and means "admiral who shits atop [the] mast".
>>64856207Bah I know the one you're talking about but I dont have it
>>64856207I've got it, here.
When in doubt, gas yourself.
>>64860927I was going to post this, fuck you
>>64860939You can always post one of the deer/horsefuckers
>>64860939
>>64861156I also have the /b/tard should it be relevant >>648611860/10 would not recommend
>>64852005Have we ever gotten a Tokwalker follow-up?
>>64847986Sometimes I wonder about this Anon, I wonder how he is doing
>>64861671I just wanna know what made him think THAT was the way to make friends
>>64864187He had a ‘Tism too strong to comprehend (to his detriment)
I've yet to see anyone top this for worst job in the military
>>64867926Oh god I forgot this greentext. What a horrifying thing to learn about
>>64853722It might not be the right one but this is the only one I could find on the archiveshttps://desuarchive.org/k/thread/18895769/#18896258
Anyone have the story of the french anon fighting off a burglar with a gladius? Cuts off the guy's hands and the last line or so is "guess what the sentence for stealing in sharia law" is or something to that effect.
>>64860185Based GONK
>>64864187>>64867877Not on the same scale as that anon, but for a time in high school, I wore this extremely ratty military jacket my Dad got at some thrift store in the 70s every day to school. It did not look cool at all. Even the biggest retards on this board wouldn't consider it to be cool milsurp. It was already ratty, and I wore until it fell apart to the point it was literally unbearable. But I thought it was cool then. Everyone is the stupidest version of themselves in middle school and high school, and people do shit that they would never do as an adult.
>>64869886you are not wrong... I held on to my art folders from middle and highschool- just so I have ammunition to cringe myself back into the norm. I still remember being the kid most voted to be a school shooter, while being completely oblivious to that fact til much later
Did anyone ever make a collage about the guy who fucked up his beretta by spray painting it?
Does anyone have the post when a guy posted his mosin nagant after "shooting it so fast, and so long" the handguard caught on fire and was charred? This was years ago it was posted so I doubt it.
>>64852399>Going forward I won't do anything like this without ear protection for sureMy sides left orbit at this point
>>64852399>it's not the first time I do stuff like thisbro
>>64870988Imagine attacking the pussian trench and half their dudes just lay about missing fingers with blown nuggets by their sides
Not a greentext but fuck it, there are other non-greentexts here and the only time I've posted this was on /tg/ when discussing Alderaan getting blown up. I wonder how the other Botan anon's doing.
Anon have the greentext about anon building a improvised electric fence to keep bears away from his bees?
>>64882714Fingers' crossed he didn't burn his bees.
>>64882714>>64882758holy shit forgot all about this guydidn't he eventually kill the bear?
>>64879704Post the one where a dude fucked his sister, because they thought they would be nuked anyway.
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>>64882894Thank you, and thank God for nuclear incest tard.
>>64882894>average>4.5 inchAnon, I'm sorry. I really am.
>>64854476Yay, one of my works!
>>64856167
>>64867926>>64868369I must know, what the hell are blood mushrooms?What particular species of fungus?
>>64883327Anon there are things you don't want to know the answers to.
I'll pull from the oldfag archive. It's been so long, the captchas have changed so much. fucking ai
>>64885081I love ones like this assuming they are true.
>>64885088Truth is stranger than fiction
>>64885052
bump
probably my favorite greentext of all time
>>64856169All stories posted here are fiction only a fool would blah blah blah etc.
