Best defense against Cryptids?
>>64848327aphrodisiac
>>64848327muh dick
>>64848327My dick
>>64848327The Lore begins with your staff Sergeant.It is not your reddit gd spacing gd purpose to be a gd witcher you are not that functional do you understand meRead the lore. Do the signs. When in doubt run away.
>>64848327anti-psychotics
>>64848350>>64848342These guy's dicks. Not mine though. I've never seen a fat werewolf chick. If the ain't at least 280 she ain't a lady.
werewolves heal pretty fast which is why people advocate for using silver, but silver isnt practical for heavy usage. i use buckshot and that seems to work fine. werewolf flesh isn't good eating as its pretty stringy, and you have to cook it well done because if it's too rare you'll become one yourself. burn the body afterwards because they'll get right back up if you leave them too long even if it seemingly bled to death.lake monsters like loch ness are a lot like gators in that they'll sit in the water and wait for stuff to pass by so they can grab it and drag it in. you can fish them like gators too with the same type of line and you'll probably want 30-06 or something similar once you reel em in. they taste pretty fishy though and the older ones are inedible because of mercury, not worth hunting.i also tried hunting waheela once but they're pretty smart and I could never find it even after tracking one for a few days.
>>64848327>Best defense against Cryptids?Survive it by not being there.
>>64848505Counterpoint, use more fire.
>>64848342This anon's dick.
>>6484832745-70and if that doesnt work just go somewhere else and let them be someone else's problem
>>64848370I hate the Scopes like how many Scopes do you need. It's a combat rifle it's an AR what you think you're going to be standing at 500 yards. Most of your threats are going to be about 20 yards away Scopes will get in the way in those kinds of situations go for a red dot or irons. I swear to God you scope addicted people who put scopes on your dicks if you could. I see that's when I go to gun shows with the boomers who have to put scopes on m1s carbine and remove the iron sights because I can't see good at the range got to get a scope for the scope of your butt to see the scope of your ass see the scope of your dick just put the scope on your head so you can shoot something from 100 yards away
>>64848327You guys ever think about what it would be like to have a werewolf wife? I think about it, I think about it a lot.
Beer and a sit down. Cyptids are just misunderstood.
>>64848327A BibleSome holy water. You can baptize cryptids.
>>64848342>>64848350this.Unless it's pale crawlers. Those fuckers are mean. Magdump or if unarmed go full retard fight instead of flight
DependsBut overall you'll want silver bullets inflused with whatever hurts the crap you're huntingThen, for big, possibly slower crap, at least some .458 winmagFor smaller, faster and more numerous, extended mag 5.56 at least
>>64848327A Yaujta
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>>64848984If you dropped one of these guys in the WoD(New, old is gay balls)how long would he last? Assume his plasma caster counts as fire for the purposes of inflicting aggravated damage.
>>64848327No homo, even if I was carrying, if I saw a werewolf in real life, I'd probably strip and bend over. It's the logical thing to do. Realistically, nobody has ever blatantly survived an encounter with a werewolf and lived to talk about it. My first assumption if werewolves are real, is that they need to be killed by a silver bullet, of which I have none, so I'd just bend over and hope he fucks me and leaves. Maybe he'd be merciful if I tossed my gun away.
>>64848327>best defense against cryptidsA well-adjusted brain
>>64852301>HeWho says it's not a sexy female werewolf?
>>64852343Well I'm not a complete faggot, I'd still offer her my dick if she was a she-werewolf. That would probably be for the best actually, you're probably less likely to contract werewolfism from werewolf pussy, but I imagine a werewolf knot getting locked inside you while he cums would be damning. I know I wouldn't want to be a werewolf.
>>64852352Depends on what ruleset we are operating on. In some lycanthropes aren't cursed humans, but a subspecies of humanity, so you can't catch werewolfism no matter what, you are either born a werewolf are you aren't.
>>64852360I don't know why, but "cursed"/infected humans makes more sense than subspecies of human.
>>64852370They make the same amount of sense. Also the curse/infection being transmissible is a fairly recent literary invention. Historically werewolf attacks didn't leave enough of the victim for it to turn into anything other than fertilizer.
piss, i mark my area so they know to not enter
>>64852412They take it as a challenge, as you already trespassed into their space and didn't realize it. It would kill you. Unless you're a woman that pisses when she's ovulating, then you're fucked.
>>64848342>>64848350silver tipped dicks
>>64852422But that would kill the cryptid.
>>64848813I had an italian gf with long nails, close enough I guess
>>64852446Did she ever lightly trace her nails across your back? That shit feels divine.
>>64852448No I got fucking clawed and it drew blood
>>64852461Do you black out at any point during the three days of the full moon?
>>64852438It sure would
>>64852461Oh damn, she might've actually been a cryptid anon.
>>64852508>long nails>italianCould she have been the Jersey Devil?
>>64852530>mfw the Jersey Devil was just Snookie all this time
>>64852530>>64852461I grew up in New Jersey; high school in the early '90's. Jersey girls are fucking crazy. Knew two of them that made a bet to see who could leave the deepest gouges in their boyfriend's back. Can of aquanet a day to keep the ozone layer away; and their hair so large it didn't fit in their yearbook pictures.
be a cryptid
>>64848505>Eating humanoidsEnjoying becoming a ghoul
>>64848327Lots of kisses and handholding
>>64848327Submit and suck that werewolf dick.
>>64848327Radiate good vibes and just be yourself.
supernatural things get the ick around me so nothingmaybe a single shot n.e.f. to blow my brains out with since im in the woods already
>>64854509Based hopeless suicidal /k/ommando.
Just depends on which cryptid we’re talking about I suppose.>Bigfoot/Sasquatch/YetiAny 30 caliber rifle should do the trick. The bitch is that you rarely see them far off as they seem to prefer the dense forests of the Pacific Northwest. At those ranges a 45-70 or 12 gauge with slugs might be a better option.>LycanthropesThe key here is the ammo moreso than the caliber. Silver core isn’t cheap. I’d feel comfortable with anything .270 and above.>Lake/Sea MonstersMAN THE HARPOONS LADS YAHARGH!>VampiresGets a bit trickier. They’re generally considered already dead so you’re looking at staking via crossbow or imo more effective means of protection are just using deterrents. Garlic, crosses, that type of shit. Salt can keep them out and if you find yourself dealing with a fucking fetus slurping Manananggal you’re going to need to find the lower half and salt it good to prevent it from perching at dawn.>SkinwalkersThey’ve gotten popular in media lately. I used to fuck the finest freakiest Navahoe to fall outta the rez not named Sami Parker and let me tell you they ain’t that scary. No worse than your average serial killer or billionaire jew banker. Just have more tricks than one and a few less than the other. Buckshot to the head and piss on the grave and you’re fine.
>>64848327I wouldn't worry about it.
>>64848327According to the Buffalo Bore founder, 12 gauge is best for Dogman.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GGvloSt3gA
30-40 krag
>>64855010basically .303 brit but more unobtanium
>Cryptids thread>Look inside>Furfags It's like clockwork
>>64855027no yuro calibers on my watch303 savage
>>64848505> werewolves heal pretty fast I bet my finger moved faster
>>64848327Gayest and most autistic thing I've ever done was go out to my local forest on full moon nights for a could of hours dressed like a (male) Red Riding Hood in the hopes I would meet a real werewolf. I never had anything more than a shitty mtech kabar replica, so if I actually encountered anything I would've been pretty screwed. This was years ago when I was like 14-16, I'm in my late 20s now.
What about werecats?
>>64855087GYATT DAYUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMHUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINAAWOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAAAAOHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD
>>64855249>mfw anon literally went out innawoods and offered himself up as femboy jailbait for werewolvesI'm honestly impressed at your dedication.
>>64855324It was only a handful of times before I was 16 when I still hadn't hit my growth spurt yet. Once I turned 16 and grew from 5'5 to 6'1, I felt kinda silly so I just stopped going out. And I wasn't exactly a femboy, I was just dressing up in khaki (kinda short) shorts, a white button up shirt, and a red jacket. I wasn't wearing skirts or anything.
>>64855402So did you do anything specific during those hours, or did you just skulk about randomly?
>>64855416Nope. Usually on Saturdays around 8-9 PM, I'd take the bus to the park with a backpack, hang around in the forest area, eat a sandwich that I brought with me, and either walk around or play on my DS until Midnight -1am. Nothing really specific. The walk home was only 45 minutes so it wasn't that bad..
>>64855087>ai slopYou can do better anon, there's so much actual werewolf art out there
>>64855446Unusual fantasies aside, that actually sounds like a very comfy way to spend a Saturday night.
>>64855472Yeah it was pretty fun. Looking back on it, it was pretty insane to walk around at night hoping to get assaulted by a werewolf, but I'm glad I came to my senses. I probably wouldn't do it again.
>>64855249>>64855402>>64855446>>64855494>twink walks around forests at night wanting to get raped by a werewolfChrist anon just be glad you never went past a furry convention. Your asshole would have been destroyed.
>>64855625Funny enough, I was never really considered myself a furry until recently, so it's a good thing I didn't try to go to any furry conventions in my youth. I've still never been to one because, ironically, I'm not into the idea of hookups and one night stands which I've heard is all they're good for.
>>64855825>I was never really considered*I never really considered myself a furrySorry, I'm half asleep
I typically carry 357 for every day woods carry. If I am going to be out at night ill have 44 mag or some hot 45lc. I usually feel like its enough, at least thats what I tell myself. I have heard some really strange and unexplainable shit out here at night.
>>64848327An oar.
>>64855249I hope you die painfully.
>>64848466BASED ARCHITECT
>>64852461Hot
>>64855087Achievable natty?
>>64855948What did I do to you?
>>64855446Unfathomably comfy. Based anon
>>64855249>o out to my local forest on full moon nights for a could of hours dressed like a (male) Red Riding Hoodbecause you wanted a larger older female werewolf who likes smaller younger males to snu snu you, rightright?
>>64855963I’m in my mid 20s don’t make me want to do this I’m too old for it
>>64855955Like I said, it was pretty fun. If you can believe it, I was a weird kid and didn't have many friends, so I'd spend the occasional Saturday night doing this. >>64855963No, I was unfortunately hoping for male werewolves. I wasn't in the Boy Scouts, but you can say I wanted my "knot tying" badge. >>64855970If you plan to do what I did, absolutely make sure you use insect or mosquito repellent. I didn't my first night, and I had to walk home with mosquito bites up to the middle of my thighs. That's my fault for not using repellent, wearing shorts at night, and letting my DS attract bugs though.
I want to make love to a werewolf woman, I don’t need a weapon
>>64852421Good. I want a challenge
>>64848327https://x.com/MagneticNorse/status/2020981031524810893
>>64852461Happened to me once. Both annoying and really hot.
>>64854840>t werewolf
>>64855970It's safer for a man in his mid 20s to do that sort of stuff than a physically immature teenager
>>64855954You had fun. He hated that. How dare you.
>>64855994>you can say I wanted my "knot tying" badge.lmao
>>64848327Growing up
>>64856132You think she'll respect you for walking into her territory armed?
>>64857887id slap some PB or strawberry jam on my dong
>>64858060Dude what the hell...
>>64848327The cock.Nobody can beat the cock.
>>64855947>yep, that's a paddlin'
>>64858185You can't beat cock?
>>64855249Based. I hope you get mpregged by a horny werewolf.
>>64858185It's true. Can't beat the cock man.
>>64858230Nope. Not the cock.
>>64858230Can't beat the cock man.
>>64858280>>64858292So how absolute is that rule? If a Werewolf captured you and dicked you down, would you consider yourself lost to cock?
>>64858295>Would you consider losing to THE COCK if a 480 pound 10 foot tall musclebeast knotted youYeah probably.
>>64855466NTA, while it's true that there's a ton of quality werewolf/cryptid art, AI let's me get it down to almost my exact vision and lets me create stuff that simply isn't out there. I've even done requests for /k/ (and would be willing to do so again).
Losing to cock is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
>>64858464Go away newfag
>>64858464A gigantic canine monster dicks you down with a knot the width of a watermelon and you believe you haven't lost?
>>64858853Well if its little red riding ho anon then they'd count that as a victory.
>>64858853>>64858884>that anon
>>64858464But I’m not. Cryptussy will always lose to mine
>>64858884>little red riding ho anonOh shit he's got a name now.
>>64855272she's not a werecat, just a cat person. The show's called "The Invisible Man and His Soon-to-Be Wife." Pretty good stuff.
The answer has always been good dick.
>>64848466>werewolf pussy>not werewolf knot
>>64848813Not really, but this guy does:https://youtu.be/OTDuGrn2TI0?si=VNujtIG3EUCs0aIn
>>64848327Live in Europe. They are just whimsical gnomes over there.
>>64861930But then you'd have to be around europeans.
