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i looked around but i havent found any more spoo/k/y stories. if anyone has the greentexts of the weird STALKER challenge happenings blease share, those were my favorite and I can't find them online

>>64856139
especially the one where they camp in some abandoned facility and see something vaguely humanoid crawling around ON THE OUTSIDE WALL of a building spider man style. They described it as some lizard-humanoid thing. so many good ones i lost, rip my hard drive

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>>64856121
Contributing something from the archive

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>>64856121
>My entire hard drive of greentexts got nuked
lemme give you a hand rebuilding
Firstly, here's a .zip file containing what I've got; I don't have an account on mega or wherever to post it, so bear in mind that this is a temporary upload and the link will expire in three days
>https://litter.catbox.moe/ql0cnhln6zng6ss3.zip
it's been a few years but IIRC I saved a lot of things to read later, and might not have got around to reading them all; that being the case, treat this as uncurated and expect that there might be some bad ones
Secondly, I just remembered this small collection of greentexts collected/uploaded by someone else, which I fortunately managed to locate a link for by searching its filename on the archive
>https://www.mediafire.com/download/vf042auv15vdh8g/skinwalker_data.7z
to be honest I've not looked at these in years and can't remember whether they were good or not, but there you go anyway

>>64856121
Got a story from a buddy.
>be buddy
>live innacountry in Indiana Oblast
>have 10 acres of woodland on property
>be avid STALKER fan
>go innawoods to LARP on a lovely summer day
>get deep into the woods
>turns out there are injun mounds on the property
>hmm, hope this doesn't make the night go spoopy (hint: it does)
>find a nice clearing to set up camp
>set up camp and start a fire ~22:00
>full moon so everything is well lit for it being dark
>get settled in and ready to kill the campfire (hadn't rained in a while, so better to be safe than waking up in the middle of an inferno)
>all of a sudden notice the crickets have shut the fuck up
>owls did too
>sense of high strangeness befalls me
>fire up some Soviet NODS from the fucking 70s
>check immediate perimeter from improvised foxhole/tent area
>nothing
>settle down in the silence, and doze off after telling himself it's just the wind
>decide to keep the fire kindling just incase
>fuzz back awake around 02:00
>hear boytoy hubby calling out in the woods
>think he's just coming out to cuddle in the woods
>remember that himbo cowboy hubby is actually in Tennessee this weekend for barrel racing tournament
>hear name get called out again, but this time a bit closer, and in his favorite mistress'
voice
>think its either a skinwalker, or hubby and mistress are coming out to kill him
>NODs on, but no movement
>hear name called out a third time, sounds about ~100 yards out
>this time, it's dead gf from Louisiana
>yep, it's a skinwalker
>look to where call came from, see wolf/coyote build out in the distance, jumps behind a tree to its right, and emerges from the tree to its left
>oh fug
>send a few rounds that way to let it know he sees it
>one looks like it hits
>hear a blood curdling scream he describes as 'bone vibrating' even from 100 yards out
>Thing B-lines to him
>buddy decides to empty one mag of 7.62*39 at full fun at the thing
>hit it, but only seem to piss it off more
(cont.)

>>64856373 (cont.)
>thing starts sprinting to him
>reloads and racks with thing at 50yards
>magdump
>everything hits, but thing keeps galloping towards him
>Draws high-power
>as he's drawing, thing morphs into a brave, looking to club his head it
>unload into brave's chest, and right before club hits noggin, it vanishes
>sprint all the way home, sweeping every fucking tree with AK
>don't sleep, barricade house
>take 2 hour nap in the morning, and go check on his camp a little after noon with a couple of buddies
>fire is still lit, and his campsite is immaculate
>only thing missing is his bottle of Grey Goose
>decide to chalk it up to getting scared shitless and shooting it
>get back to house
>bottle is on his back porch's table
>decide to camp sparsely, and closer to home
I don't have anything that cool, but I did see a UFO one time when out on an evening hike at his place.

>>64856295
Probably a deer with CWD. Prion diseases are a terrifying thing. Sad thing is, all the deer that drink from that water sources are now infected with it.

I used to take greentexts at face value, or at least pause my suspension of disbelief enough to enjoy myself and not go
>pfft yeah right
Am I just jaded?

>>64856680
Not at all. I'm big into UFOlogy because I've seen some weird shit. But that doesn't mean that everyone who sees a weird light in the sky saw some interdimensional reptilians flying off into the Pleiades. My favorite saying comes from the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal. >'believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear.'

>>64856680
Just treat them like you would campfire stories.

Its always mange/horny mountain lions.

>>64856752
sometimes it's horny mountain lions with mange

>>64856787
Or mountain lions with horny mange

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>>64856121
>LE HECKIN COMFY SPOOPY CRYPTID SKINWALKERS

>>64856680
It's the same as with loli feet tranime patches. You grow up.

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>>64856991
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN! IT'S LE CRINGE!
You dropped this.

>>64856121
somebody post the possessed russian deer greentext

>>64856999
Czech'd and waiting

>>64856991
>tranime
>>>/reddit/

>>64856295
You're an angel, thank you.

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>>64856121
I'll look a bit harder later for the spookier ones, but the best creepy stories are the ones where it's not some kind of cryptid, but likely other people, whether it's the local methhead or "feral people". Missing 411 is ok if you want spooky stories and aren't too keen on the full truth (Paulides is just trying to sell you on his bigfoot stuff anyway).

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Posted this on /x/ but only one person replied
>be me, hiking in southern arizona last year
>working in a nearby town for the summer and spending weekends exploring all the state/national parks
>really enjoying the relative solitude (outside grand canyon obviously) and seeing barely any people in some of these places
>checking out a dry wash and exploring offshoot draws one weekend
>picrel is basically what all of this area looked like, think desert scrub/rocks/gravel everywhere
>alone, have water and a flashlight, no one knows where I am (im a dumbass as you will see)
>hike a couple miles into this particular wash and start poking around, check out a couple draws, generally chilling
>walk down a minor draw at around 3pm
>ends in a cliff face/backside of a hill with a bigass diagonal crack running through it (again picrel is not the site but it's kinda close to what it looked like)
>get closer, definitely a passage into the rock and not just shadows from a cliff overhang
>drop backpack and shine flashlight in
>faintly see a bend to the right maybe 25ft into the crack
>looks just wide enough to shimmy into (im a twink manlet, no way a big guy could fit in)
>fuckit.jpeg
>have to turn sideways, crack is roughly L-shaped
>turns out to have some sharp-ish rocks in it, scrape my elbow going in
>go about 20ft and reach the bend I saw
>passage starts opening up
>go another 10ft or so and see a big cave room
>passage widens and opens into it
>fuck yeah did I just discover a new cave?
>slide out of crack and into the room to take survey
>roughly circular, roof 7-8ft overhead slanting from my left to my right, around 40ft x 45ft, bunch of dust/gravel on the floor but no obvious bat guano/animal residue (this should have been red flag #1)
>shitty cheapo flashlight makes it kinda hard to see everything all at once
>walk a couple paces in and see a bunch of big rocks arranged in a rough circle on the floor
con't below

>>64857588
con't
>get closer to check it out, think it might be a fire pit or something
>definitely man-made, natural rocks but arranged in a circle shape around 4ft wide on the inside
>walk around it once, idly hoping to find arrowheads/artifacts at this point
>at this point notice 2 things: 1, my footsteps sound really fucking loud for some reason (yeah its a cave and all but this was like way fucking louder than it should have been) and 2, there is no dust in the middle of the stone circle
>stop in place
>shine flashlight directly at the middle of the circle
>its perfectly fucking clean, like someone just swept it before I came in
seriously the middle of this thing looked like it had been mopped, the rest of the cave was dusty and shit but this was starkly not.
>at the same time start feeling a bit of pressure in my ears like im going underwater (red flag #3, if I wasnt a retard I would gtfo asap and suspect co2 or some shit)
>shine flashlight around edges of ring
>clean all around inside, dusty and shit on the outside
>WhatTheShit.gif
>at this point my back is facing the passage I came in through
>squat down to look closer at the ring and crush a bit of gravel/loose rock
>sounds like a fucking gunshot, way louder than it should even in an echoey space like this
>freeze up and try to breathe quietly
>get a prickling between my shoulder blades like someone is watching me
>turn around and stand to shine flashlight on passage in
>nothing
>as I stand up I realize that as my hearing has adjusted I have started to hear faint murmuring/mumbling voices
>sounds kinda like theyre coming through a wall or several rooms away
>cant make out words, just low speech patterns
>think something like "fuck did I wander onto private property?" and start to plan out what to do if theyre waiting for me outside
>as I stand up realize the sounds aren't coming from the passage out but from the wall behind me
>slowly turn towards wall and shine flashlight on it
fuck these captchas btw

>>64857593
>its a normal looking cave wall with no openings
>but I can hear something from the other side anyway
at this point I made a fucking retarded decision
>think "if theres voices coming through the wall maybe there's another chamber?"
>walk up to the wall and put my ear to it
>still cant really hear shit, only get a couple words, sounds like:
[mumbling]... affirm [mumbling]...
consent [mumbling]...
[mumbling] yes [mumble]
[mumble]... something like "ought shape" or "hot shape"
>wtf.png
>just keeps going like this over and over, mostly too low to make out and then the same couple words
>listen for a couple minutes
>where the fuck are these people and why are they saying the same things over and over?
>cliff/hillside area I found the passage in didn’t seem to have any other entrances
>if they were outside I would hear them by the passage and not the wall
>am I fucking hallucinating? what the fuck
>
>say out loud "hello?" like a fucking dumbass
>voices fucking stop
>nearly shit my pants
>fuck this time to gtfo
>back away from the wall and fucking run back to the passage
>as im trying to gtfo I fucking trip on one of the rocks in the stone circle
>sounds like a fucking bomb exploding in there
>at the same time feel this fucking insane feeling, like being a little kid and accidentally breaking something and also going somewhere you shouldn't at the same time
>don't hear voices in my head or w/e but feel this intense "i should not be here someone will get mad at me i broke something and need to fix it" in my gut
>seriously cannot describe how intense it was
>wave flashlight down and see the rock circle broken
>feel physically nauseous, looking at it hurt my eyes a bit too. like seriously just this fucking rock circle being disturbed felt like some kind of crime or some shit
>panicking and wanting to get the fuck out but cant make myself leave the rocks like this
>reach down and put the rock back where it was

>>64857604
con’t, last part
>rock felt oddly heavy and a little slick/slimy, like it had something on it
>the “i broke something important” feeling goes away but still feel very strongly that i should not be here
>throw myself into the passage and shimmy around the bend to the outside like a madman
>scrape the shit out of my arms
>get out, bend down to grab backpack and start throwing up instead
>literally doubled over on hands and knees gagging, never been sick like that before
>takes forever to empty my stomach and still keep gagging after its all out
>finally done
>grab my shit and get the fuck out of there
>gulping air and chugging water all the way down the draw to the main dry wash, feel horrible
>rest of the weekend is basically normal, don’t die in my sleep or develop cancer so I guess I didn’t inhale radium gas or get co2 poisoning lol
>keep having this urge to wash my hands though
>remember the slimy/sticky feeling that rock I kicked out of the circle had and feel weirdly dirty and have to go wash my hands
>this happens like once an hour for the next day or two and then goes away
>delete marker on my gps app
>never go to that fucking cave again
Fin. No pics from the cave opening/inside, im not helping anyone find this place

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If you do an archive search for this pic, I've posted about the time I met the Deer Woman on here before
Too lazy to type it up again

>>64856295
Based.

>>64857607
If you weren’t on drugs anon, then I would guess you did get exposed to some kind of gas or something. Not sure what though.

>>64857588
>>64857593
>>64857604
>>64857607
its a good thing you didn't find a passage that went further into the cave or else you definitely would have ended up like that nutty putty cave guy, lol

>this hole, it was made for meeeeee!

>>64858376
>wall of text
>/x/ poster
He's either a methhead or a schizophrenic retard, those are the only people who post on /x/

>>64858376
I was dead sober. No gas monitor or anything so idk if I inhaled something while in there or not.

>see greentext thread
>promises comfy times
>enter thread
>whats’s that smell.jpeg
>contribute story then leave
>a week later see youtube video in my feed with 6 million views
>its a screencap of this thread
>OP was not an anon after all but a skinwalker
>check OP’s youtube channel
>he shows his face
>realize in sheer terror that OP is brown
>not just any subhuman brown but a brazilian who feeds his 50 mulatito children by baiting greentexts threads

>>64856991
>pnwguerilla
Fucking hate this retard

>>64856171
>rip my hard drive

Its usually the bearings that go. If it was mounted on the side, place it horisontally. If it was mounted horisontally, place it on the side. Then see if you can read it.

>>64856915
I want to be raped by a female mountain lion

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>>64860701
Unironically know that feel anon

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Spooky greentexts are dead. The golden era of greentext was 2016 to 2020. The TTS greentext youtubers overexposed the medium to the normies and caused an oversaturation of content, lowering its already low quality. Keque, Saul, Chass, Gaunt, ect killed it.

I’m gonna try and visit an abandoned ammunition plant in my state this month. Will post about it if I do.

>>64863323
What guns are you bringing and what silly costume are you wearing

>>64863323
Won’t be able to bring any guns. Will have my Glock knife and entrenching tool though. I’ll bring my flecktarn shirt and a gas mask along with my ALICE LBE.

>>64863994
Meant for >>64863532

>>64863994
>Won’t be able to bring any guns
well then at least bring lube so it doesn't hurt as much when the cryptids rape you

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>>64864001
I’m not the one that’ll need lube

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here's a spook from Ireland

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>>64856991
>>LE HECKIN COMFY SPOOPY CRYPTID SKINWALKERS

>>64856373

In which county in Indiana did this happen? I would like to check the local geology. And what type of ammunition did your friend use and where die he hit? You need to hit them right between the eyes to delete the control node. These things are not physical in the conventional sense so shooting the torso does nothing, with the caveat that special ammunition may cause them to lose control of their pseudobody, provided it gets stuck inside.

>>64865498
It didn't happen, retard, this is a spooky stories thread. Quit trying to act all scientific and metaphysical about it, you Ghostbuster-ass faggot.
Fucking hate how every spoop thread attracts literal schizo retards who don't understand that we're just doing creative writing and using our imaginations

>>64856991
>>64865588
massive lack of self awareness if these are the same type of faggot that also bitches about the board not being like it used to be and wish things can return to the better days

>>64865588
Fuck you nigger, it did.
>>64865498
Northwestern Starke county area. Not much there besides the klub and some coyotes in my visits to his place. But I did get to see the mounds, and they were a bit interesting to say the least. I tried to convince him that he should have the local Purdue satellite college look at them, but then he told me he didn't want to open the whole political and paranormal can of worms that disturbing Indian mounds brings and I can definitely see where he's coming from.

>>64865588
>Fucking hate how every spoop thread attracts literal schizo retards who don't understand that we're just doing creative writing and using our imaginations


These entities are quite real, and creative writing is just a way to drown this phenomen in noise.


>>64865827
>Northwestern Starke county area. Not much there besides the klub and some coyotes in my visits to his place.


Indiana used to be ocean bottom for quite a long time. It means that interesting geological formations (from a paranormal point of view) are buried under kilometers of sediment deposits. There is no coincidence that certain geological formations are associated with paranormal activity. I guess this encounter was near Kankakee river? These critters use river and creek beds as roads. Its possibly that it was not local but drifted in from elsewhere.

>>64868501
I didn't think it was an actual skinwalker as it was just the guardian deity/spook. If it was a skinwalker, my friend wouldn't have made it back. It wasn't near the river itself, but he does have a small stream flowing through the property.
Speaking about the geological formations, I've found quite a few fossils on the property. Nothing to write home about besides a few coral fossils and some geodes. Apparently, his neighbor found a nice sized ammonite fossil when he hit a plow stone a while back.

>>64868797
>I didn't think it was an actual skinwalker

Skinwalkers are the american indian term for shape changers which is what this one was as it morphed in action so yeah, it was a skinwalker. That bottle of Grey Goose, was it empty when he found it on his back porch?

>>64862193
That's funny, I remember the best greentexts being from 2012-2015. Maybe it was just my browsing habits but I spent a lot of nights back then with that itchy feeling of being watched on my back after a few too many creepypastas.

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>>64857501
>they're replicating
FUCK thats funny

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>>64874629
Dumping with this new captcha is miserable... thanks spammer faggots, I hope all of you die a miserable and slow death.

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>>64856396
>I don't have anything that cool, but I did see a UFO one time when out on an evening hike at his place.

Plz tell us more. BTW, that skinwalker encounter was not particulary frightening or dangerous - it most likely wanted that bottle of grey goose. There are far more horrible paranormals in the wilds of America.

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>>64874634
>Dumping with this new captcha is miserable
But it's literally faster to answer than the old captchha

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>>64875012
It's the multipart thing that bugs me. Also gets annoying really quickly when you're trying to dump a portion of a big ass folder of screencaps.

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>>64874698
This one was always one of my favorites

>>64874716

This guy saw a gugwe. They are smaller than normal bigfoots, have baboon faces, speak foul language english and they are aggressive.

>>64874746

This one is an obvious creative writing.

>>64874634
thanks for posting anon

>>64874691
You're an asshole

>>64856121

Does anyone have the Dunekoon/sexdollanon story? This happened like a month or two before sexdollanon was arrested for pointing his rifle out his hotel window at people and posting the pictures on /k/

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I have lots of paranormal screencaps. Here is something for those of you who are former US military. Notice the thing about his flashlight stopping to work, thats normal, these things warp reality around them. I guess this guy used a LED flashlight (who doesnt because they are much superior). An oldschool flash light with a glowing wire would not have stopped working but its batteries would have died real fast instead.


I could write a booklet on how these entities manifest themselves, I have studied them as physical systems, not as nebulous ghosts. There is a kind of grammar to their existence, and it can be mapped and understood, and then these entities are not that spooky anymore but just another kind of life, a form of life unlike any we know. They are not made of normal matter like you and I, and they are not dependent on chemical energy combustion or a working circulatory system to survive. So gassing them or shooting big holes in them does squat.

BTW a particular rare kind of cryptid kills people at Fort Polk, they get listed as AWOL, and their disappearances are ignored. Its not just any kind of cryptid that does it, its actually something that is probably not a paranormal entity by a real, physical, hidden cryptid, that spends its time underground most of the time, and only goes out at night, since it has biological night vision. It is an apex ambush predator that can jump 50 feet in one second. It can only live in warm areas.

The vast majority of people does not understand that all these entities - bigfoot, skinwalker, stick indians, whatever, and aliens in saucers are the same type of entity. They are not physical but actually balls of sentient gas that can transform into some pseudophysical form which they then use to enter our world. It is like humans using space suits or deep water diving suits to be able to go into space or to the bottom of the sea. They can wear different bodies like we wear different clothes. In fact, the concept of clothes is apparently alien and confusing to them. To them, its like wearing clothes for your space suit.

I have noticed that some anons are too well informed to be anything but one of their kind. They are not unified but splintered into thousands of different tribes. This means that this and that kind of spook is usually local to you place you live in. If he tries to elsewhere, he wont be able to manifest, or the local spooks will fight him. Those that live in America were driven there after suffering setbacks in the great war among the gods that happened thousands of years before written history. One pecuilar paranormal story that I saw posted here featured strange "humans" with black eyes, pale white skin and three rows of teeth that tried to mind control a family visiting their weekend cottage. I went WTF when I read that, what they described was a fomorian, a creature from irish legends. They got clobbered during the great war and had to flee west.

The origin of the fomorians, and the dogman, and all the other human animal chimeras are chronicled in sumerian mythology. They were called Igigi, or the young gods. BTW, the dogman is a human-wolf hybrid and is protective of humans because its a mammal-mammal chimera. Say thank you dogman if you meet one. They have spoken english on several occasions. Some of them are dogwomen too.

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>>64874670
Im super serial.

>be 19
>head up for northern Wisconsin summer week
>annual trip I make with my dad to fish, drink beer, relive childhood memories
>one day out of the week, each year, I usually take a solo evening fishing trip for that inna woods feel
>favorite small lake off the beaten path, usually go there every year
>get my usual 12ft aluminum rental boat
>A couple feet wide, has a leak you have to tend to, 100% comfy as it’s the same boat every year
>bring a lot beer in a cooler, a pack of reds
>listen to dad rock, catch a lot of fish

>sun goes down, maybe 10 empty beer cans clanking around in my cooler
>time to go home, pull out earphones
>lake is dead quiet, no other boats
>no cabins on this lake, only guiding lights are my flashlights and the lamps at the tiny boat landing
>just the chattering of the outboard
>putter back toward dock
>absolutely shitfaced by normal standards
>have done this so many times it doesn’t matter, no loss of performance as I steer boat to pier in the dark
>start tying the boat to the pier

>hear it coming from the tree line
>faint drumming, rhythmic, definitely not random

>what the hell
>late as hell
>only faint glow of sodium lamps over the small boat landing area

>>64877380
>drumming gets louder as I approach the treeline to dump the leaked beer out of my cooler

>tell myself it’s probably some powwow
>but I’ve been up here my whole life, never heard of such a thing
>find it strange that I can see no glow of light anywhere in the woods

>drunk 19 yo me decides the correct course of action is to walk INTO the dark woods towards the sound with my flashlight
>leave the landing, walk into the woods
>pitch black, faint glow of lamps fading behind me
>drumming is rapidly becoming clearer, louder as I walk into the treeline
>definitely a ceremonial sound to it

>no flashlights, or fire visible yet
>walk deeper
>the rhythm and voices much clearer now
>it sounds like it’s maybe 100 meters away, but I see no fucking lights
>can’t understand the singing
>realize I cannot pinpoint a single source of it
>Keep walking, until the lamps are only faintly visible behind me
>sound feels close but the woods are empty
>I can fully hear the sound of a Native American powwow like a hundred feet in front of me but see nothing
>can fully hear people singing in another language, multiple sets of drums
>woods up here are not that thick
>powwows have lights, smell of campfire smoke
>this has none of that

>survival mode finally overcomes the 10 beers in me
>brain finally boots up
>nope nope nope
>turn around, nope walk back to boat landing, but have to be careful not to trip

>reach boat landing
>drumming still going in distance, same rhythm and faint singing
>get in car
>take a left turn where I’d normally take a right, there has to be something visible from the road?
>keep driving, no, nothing

>drive back to cabin
>ask dad about it, he shrugs, smiles, “Eh. Spirits or something”
>go back to that lake every year, same time of year
>never heard it again

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>>64876835
>>64877165
You're welcome lol.

>>64877323
>>64877334
Meds

bump

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>>64880140
Such a shame this thread needs to be bumped at all. These used to be busy threads every time they came up.

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>>64880359

I cant see shit. Have a dogman. Photo is cropped and gamma increased. The dogman is a good boi, dont shoot at him.

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Here is the original dogman photo. The dogman is a type of igigi, animal-human chimera. Unlike the infamous space lizard, another type of igigi, the dogman likes humans. I believe the dogman is actually a wolfman.

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>>64880757
Fiddle with your contrast and whatnot. It's why in >>64874609 some people saw it others didn't.

>>64857718
Hey I remember this story. The funniest part is that it sounded like a very serious warning and you very subtly let on that you were incredibly drunk and incapable of taking it seriously lmao

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>>64880794
Since that happened, I keep finding severed deer feet randomly out in the woods. Like, I'll be out target shooting, and there'll just be a deer leg on the trail, fairly fresh. Is that a thing hunters or predators do, cut off the bony part of the legs? I never find more than one, it's just a single deer leg, and it happens outside of hunting season.

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>>64880932
Deer Woman screencap, although apparently I forgot to mention that I noticed someone had carved a medicine wheel into the dirt in the middle of the trail on the way in. I remember because at first I thought it was a ⨂ instead of a ⊕ and I thought it was the Marble Hornets Slenderman logo.
Also some other weird shit happened the couple of times I went to that spot before, like your eyes will get fucked up and all the color gets washed out so it's like you're in a B&W film.

Cute that all you have to make up crap so you can feel better about feeling scared in the woods and lugging heavy guns around to camp like spergs

>>64875077
A classic
>>64875093
When I think of /k/ greentexts, I think of this story and the Ranch, not sure if that has been posted in here yet. Very tonally different stories than you hear anywhere else
>>64880967
>>64880932
It's crazy to me that you'd ever go back willy nilly anon. Be careful out there. Bring a symbol of the cross with you next time you go. Nice AR as well btw. Anything paired with Eva in the background also is immediately aesthetic

>>64881080
But I did have a spoopy experience innadesert.
>checking on geothermal wells in north Nevada desert, there's a poor Indian reservation nearby, but not in easy walking distance
>see native woman pushing a baby stroller in the middle of the road
>she's in the way so I honk at her
>she quickly scurries out of the way
>drive by feeling kind of bad for scaring her
>stop the truck to see if she needs help or something
>she's nowhere to be seen
>area is flat with sparse scrub, maybe if she'd run off the road and laid flat on her tummy she could hide, but what about the stroller and baby if there was one?
>scan the area but decide it's best not to move far from the truck and then leave
Pretty anticlimactic, but it spooked me at the time. Never saw or heard a baby, just the stroller.

>>64881096
>the Ranch
I probably have the one you're thinking of but I have like 6 ranch stories and desperately need to reorganize my folder... If you could give a quick run down I'll see if I can find and post it.

>>64881228
It's about anon being on a dude ranch for some winter months with just him, the horses, and his nugget. He becomes quite the outdoorsman and eventually has a faceoff with a giant forest demon thing and wins in a yelling contest with it. Great ol' /k/ story, but if you don't have it no worries anon. It's on YouTube as well

>>64881244
That's the one I figured but wasn't sure. If I can find it and this new "unblock" bs stops being a bastard I'll post it.

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>>64881096
>bring a cross
Miss me with that gay goy shit
Jews and Injuns are homies. According to Mormon legend, that Indian ghost and I are distant cousins.

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>>64881096
Oh also, I've never been back, I'm sticking to that promise. I keep finding deer legs in different forests, last one was here last month, about 30 miles away

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>>64881312
>>64880932
I just remembered, I actually took a picture of the spot where I found the deer leg. After I hiked around a bit, I went back to this spot near my car and just chilled for a few hours. When I got up to leave, I noticed a severed deer foot on the ground a few feet in front of me. I didn't see it before, and I left right after. The area I saw it should be visible in the foreground of this photo, but I don't see it anywhere.

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>>64881284
>>64881244
Just had to delete 9001 duplicates and then realized I should check my other /k/ greentexts folder lol.

>>64880932

In which county is this abandoned bridge? I would like to check local terrain features. I would suggest that you carry a magnetic compass if you go there, as these entities generate intense magnetic fields around them. If your compass start going in circles you have one circling you in invisible form.

>>64880967
>Also some other weird shit happened the couple of times I went to that spot before, like your eyes will get fucked up and all the color gets washed out so it's like you're in a B&W film.

This sounds like a failed psychic attack, similar to the one that happened when you were drunk and asleep, except you were awake and sober, so half fail and abort. In UFO terms, these are called "psychic abductions", where the abducted is physically present where he was, but his point of view is somewhere else, usually inside an ufo.

>>64881342
>The area I saw it should be visible in the foreground of this photo, but I don't see it anywhere.

Of course not. They can carry items when in invisible form, and then drop it so it becomes visible. That critter has decided to track you for some reason.

>>64881664
This is how schizophrenics write

>>64880932
How tf are you supposed to sleep in those things without the inside(and your skin) getting wetter than a mission burrito?

>>64882114
Same way you sleep in a normal sleeping bag; it's made of normal sleeping bag material
I usually wear pants in there though
What backpacking sleeping bag do you use?

>>64858376
>>64859540
It was nerve gas. Duh. Newfags, I swear.

>>64874634
Tank you for you cervix anyway fren. But yeah, fuck those spammer faggots.

>>64881750
>This is how schizophrenics write

Thats just your ignorance speaking. I have noticed that some people have a very hard time handling things that are outside their current map of reality. They respond by aggressively denying that this or that happened, even if it is first hand. I have had a paranormal experience myself, a typical nonsense experience.

It happened indoors, in a house in southern Sweden, about three kilometers south of Gamleby in Småland. I was there to help a friend fix the house up before it was put up for sale - it was stuff like painting the fence, cleaning out the stables, simple work. Anyway, we had worked and bullshitted all day, and then it was time to sleep. I had one room on the upper floor and my friend had another room next to mine. The time was about a 23 30 or so, and I was dozing off before falling asleep, when I suddenly hear this noise that sounds like someone is dragging a heavy sofa across a wooden floor coming from the attic right above me. That noise persists for a couple of seconds. It was really loud. Then the silence returns. I can faintly hear my friend snore trough the wall. Then the noise starts up again for a few seconds, then its gone and doesnt happen again.

This paranormal noise is something other people have heard too, not just in Sweden but all over the world. They describe it as a snowplow truck or a grinding noise and similar analogues. Some people report hearing it in the wilderness.

>>64882888
>literally retarded europoor
Post guns or fuck off back to /x/, this is a weapons board, not an echochamber for humoring your tranny delusions

>>64859646
>shoots a rampaging chicken in your path

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Greetings, anons

>>64883421
>Post guns or fuck off back to /x/, this is a weapons board, not an echochamber for humoring your tranny delusions

This type of "snowplow on ground" grinding sound has been reported being heard in the woods too. Of course, it has never happened to *you* so its not real, right?

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>>64884080
He posts on the gun board and he doesn't own guns, lol what a fucking faggot

Going car camping like a pussy next week, what's a good larp loadout? Classic STALKER with slavshit and flecktarn? Or since skinwalkers are Injun spirits, should I be a cowboy?

>>64874812
>Be me at the same buddy's place
>drunk after a long day and night of shooting and debauchery
>step outside the barracks to drain the one eye'd trouser snake
>mid piss when I see a red light fly in from the Northeast (I think, I was fucking hammered and tired)
>flies over the same woods where the mounds were
>must have been pretty sizeable because it illuminated a lot of the forest underneath it
>goes about halfway down into the forrest for a few seconds
>rises back up to tree level
>illuminates a bit more, then blinks out of existance
>cut the stream and go back inside to talk to buddy
>he tells me "it do be like that sometimes"
>decide we're both too drunk to talk about it and continue to drink the night away
Sobered up in the morning, and he told me that the farmer across the way would loose sheep sometimes, and it always happened with orange lights in the area. We went out with guns and Giger counters to investigate, but we didn't find anything interesting. Not even a slight elevation in the surrounding radiation. What really confuses me, is that I thought the cattle mutilations was primarily on the larger livestock like bulls and heifers.
>>64871274
No, it was about a 3/4ths drank, but none of the guys wanted to chance it, lest we start method acting out our favorite scenes from The Thing. I think buddy drank most of it, but who fucking knows.

>>64886267
>and it always happened with orange lights in the area.

These "lights" that you describe are commonly called "orbs". They are naked spirits. They can transform into a pseudophysical entity. The color of the orb indicates its evilness, for lack of a better word. Red = bad, yellow = neutral, green and blue = ok. Most orbs appear to be in the infrared or microwave spectrum meaning that they are hostile. There should be orbs in the ultraviolet range too.

>What really confuses me, is that I thought the cattle mutilations was primarily on the larger livestock like bulls and heifers.

There are two kinds of cattle mutilations. One, which is like sample taking, where only certain parts of the animal is taken, such as the anus, the eyes and the tongue. These are cored out using some kind of unknown technology as the cuts are made with something exceptionally sharp. The best theory as to why that is happening I have seen is that these sample missions are done to check for prions as there is a massive prion infestation affecting american deers and there is the potential for speices crossover. The entire animal is returned, minus the samples taken. One peculiar thing is that these returned animal corpses does not attract scavengers and take a very long time to decompose. The ground underneath them also goes barren. It is as if the corpse and the ground has been sterilized by ultra strong gamma ray radiation but it cant be that as the sterilizing effect is too strong. Gamma ray sterilization would also not keep scavengers (and insects) away.

The second type of cattle mutilation is the feast. All the meat is consumed, and that which is returned is a sack of skin containing the bones. There are teeth marks on the bones. What kind of mutilation happens to the sheeps in your area?

>>64888212
I'm not entirely sure what kind there is. It just seems like the sheep disapear. No body, bones, wool, nothing.

>>64888410
>I'm not entirely sure what kind there is. It just seems like the sheep disapear. No body, bones, wool, nothing.

I would classify that as a feast then. Is the sheep selected completely at random, or is there a pattern to it?

>>64888478
No idea. The way my friend put it, they just chalk it up to something that happens.

>>64888520
>No idea. The way my friend put it, they just chalk it up to something that happens.

Your friends neighbours could set up a webcam covering the sheep pasture. They might catch the moment a sheep disappears. It would be interesting to see if it just winks out of existence or if something comes and takes it. The thing is that these orbs can sense if someone is looking at them directly but if you look at them trough indirect means that strange sense does not work and they will think they are unobserved. Trail cams and drones have caught really wierd things. Theres also a rather well known bigfoot observation from yellowstone captured via a public access webcam.