Previously on /ak/: >>64853654https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!
You really subverted expectations with this one
>>64861036I suddenly feel the urge to watch Inglorious Bastards
>>64860999She's only 1300. I should sell an AR for space>>64861023AFAIK, all A3 M2's are same, whether NATO or standard. NATO used to not have a bolt catch release or something or other, but I heard they do now
guess I don't need to bake. here's your Wolfu for this fine Wednesday.
>>64861061I guess he's the anon who was flooding the end of last thread
>>64861074It's called taking responsibility. If you destroy you should also create. That's why I fuck a deer for every one I shoot.
>>64861061Sex with wolf women
>>64861078>fuck a deer for every one I shootThat's... to be expected of a lame duck. Cheers
>>64861079>Sex with wolf women
>>64861091>
>>64861111Checked, I remember correcting dipshits about the Mk47 that thought it was burst fire because of PUBG. Evidently, they had never heard of a binary trigger with a selector
>>64861061Stinky
>>64861152wolves aren't stinky, that's foxes
>>64861091Man that shit reminds me I have 1500 rounds of x39 I need to get rid of. Can't find any fucking buyers local to me. Thinking about getting the cheapest gun in the caliber I can find and shooting it all
>>64861145Probably the same thing you meant by posting the only three pregnant Anne Frank drawings, getting banned over and over for eight years>>64861172>shooting it allBut anon what about the TEOTWAWKI
>>64861189I know that artist
>>64861189I have other guns, just in 5.56. Sold my AK a few months ago and I'm stuck with the mags and ammo
>>64861207/ss/ in the wehrmacht thread, who would have guessed
>>64861189uhhh... is that image from who i think it is?
>>64861058Never sell guns. But get that short brown Semitic slut. I got an eokek and blklbl on mine.
>>64861218>You see Chris Hansen>I ain't here for no little boys>I am the little boy>and that 38 year old woman didn't groom me>no Chris Hansen, I'm here by choice.>She got the cookies and milk
>>64861058I do also have a tavor 7 but that I won in a gun club raffle. Shes thicc and needs a short stacked anime girl of her.
>>64861211>unable to move x39 with free magsThe Big 26 is grimmer than I thought>>64861222Checked, his character art had me thinking Anna_anon was a Naze1941 alt and that he was from a chan. Imagine my surprise at the lack of /k/ontent>>64861248Top heh
>>64861247Man, I'm really thinking about it. But looking up reviews people say it's very gassy and accuracy is kinda bad. I'd plan to shoot it mostly, if not entirely suppressed with a low back pressure can but still. Although I've heard that the AUG is pretty bad for suppressors as well. I know that each has a solution for this though.
>>64861294Its mostly from the left handed ejection port option not sealing well. You can get a gasket that fixes it.
>>64861297Stop trying to tempt me and alleviate my concerns, Netanyahu. I added up all my planned purchases and it was over $5k. Though over half of that was 2 armor plates at about $1300 each (if I buy those, also looking at a set that's $700 each) plus an optic at $999... should I really buy another gun...
>>64861036
>>64861036Wild piston love on that aryan brat until she lies exhausted and cuddled to my side.
>>64861309The answer to should I buy another gun is always yes.
>>64861309Wait no. The $700 is for two. Damn am I retarded?
>>64861326You're in good company friend
>>64861309>should I really buy another gunYes. Less thinking more buying and even more shooting
>>64861330Whenever I hear about retarded potentials and retarded time in my E&M classes, I think of you guys.
>>64861349>retarded potentialsliterally me
>>64861349Really :,)
>>64861290I've put up a bunch of parts kits(some of them with OG barrels) and nobody wants them
https://files.catbox.moe/adh9u5.jpgcatbox link cause the image is 200mb. If you zoom in all the characters are detailed.
>>64861189>only three pregnant Anne Frank drawingsExcuse me? I have at least 12 now.
>>64861409Are you the only guy that does it or are there more of you?
I love pagans with AKs.
>>64861408uohh my god i love evil hags
>>64861452Based. Very underrepresented.
>>64861436
>>64861478>commissions new artworkPatriot
anyone here have that image of all the soviet AK variants as anime girls? i cant find it for the life of me
>>64861036So is this a subtle Pantsu Elite thread?
>>64861408Ain't nothing there, chief
>>64861309>_master1200
>>64861792Bullpups are great.
Big booty autist bot.
>>64861889Need more fat booties and guns
>>64861945And chubby bellies
>>64861734https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2871794?q=frederica_sawyer
>artist posts finished commission of waifu on their profile, links me in the post>get flooded by about 20 other people asking me to commission them too>one sends me a picture of their OC masturbating, asks if I want to commission them to draw my waifu as a futa dicking their OCMan what the fuck. The posted commission was just her on a flat range in the woods shooting a pistol in BDU's. How do you go from liking her in flat range larp art, to wanting to draw her with a dick
>>64862001>How do you go from liking her in flat range larp art, to wanting to draw her with a dickmost commissions being from trannies or furfags
Finally, she got a nice figureNow I just need AK-15
Thread needs more saggers
>>64861494Here, have a sneak peak of the next one.
>>64861883Bullpups just look so sci-fi and advanced, don't know how good they are actually in combat though.
>>64861987There comes a point where an image is too fucking big, and I think this is a perfect example of it.
>>64862224Ok post yours
>>64861883Trash , always jams. Used it.
Now that I slept it off, i will not be getting the X95. Death to Israel. Maybe AUG...
>>64863426Get the DT wlvrn
>>64863426good>>64863454bad
>>64863472Fuck you
>>64862166Is there even any AK-15 figures? I think only AK-12 and AN-94 have gotten official ones
>>64863531no
>>64862224God I love tits
>>64863535Need RPK figure
>>64863541
>>64863560
>>64862224Saggy enough for you?
>>64863572perfection
Still one of the hottest /k/ pics ever drawn
I want to be captured and tortured by a cute female SS officer and then we escape to Argentina and get married and live happily ever after!
German uniforms are literally made for the female figure
>>64863454There's no cute girl in GFL based off of it, so no. I don't like Mormons either
I love German guns. This one in particular
>>64863742>I don't like Mormons eitherWhat do you like then? You're probably a pedophile Catholic.
>>64863426VHS! VHS!
>>64863742Bro, Your shitposter queen?
>>64863744Flat
>>64861036>Wehrmacht Wednesday Now this is a thread theme I can get behind.
>>64863802>CatholicI'm not latinx. >>64863811Not sure how I feel about Croatian stuff. Ive seen mixed reviews about it but a bullpup designed this millenium (sorry AUG) could be nice. >>64863814>DT No
>>64863899Need SS gf and K98k.
Now you see how I couldn't afford to intervene this week but FF will be avenged in the next if WW lasts too long, you have my word
>>64863983Such a nice camo
>>64863960VHS has too little adjustment for length-of-pull in an era where body armor is standard.
>>64863960Dangerous Croatians
>>64863368Lies!
>>64864027It’s the only one with real adjustment other then maybe the rdb, if you find it too long at the shortest length you can get a manticore curved buttpad which does shorten it to a similar length as the other big bullpups.
>>64864039Uohhh sarashi
>>64861945>>64861982
>>64863983She purty...
>>64861218>>64861379>>64863622Someone should figure out what this girl's problem is
>>64864379I can fix her.
>>64864586I've actually been thinking about picking up a resident evil game, 1 and 0 since they're bundled together, but I don't know if I'd actually like them
>>64864006Germany really did have some nice camos during the war.
>>64863334this applies to Matrix as well
>>64861399Sad state of affairs, no wonder /akg/ is dead
>>64861399>I've put up a bunch of parts kits(some of them with OG barrels) and nobody wants themIf they were 5.45 kits, I'm sure you'd get quite a bit more traction.
You aren't going to spend Valentines alone, are you, Anon?
>>64861247>>64861251I lovr Jarv's X95 so much bros
Need a nursing handjob from my waifu.
>>64865724Of course not, I'm going to spend to with all yall anons.God I fucking forgot, it's hard enough to find a place to eat as is with all the tourists, tomorrow will be impossible.
Forgive the e3pd for a moment, but for you fat fetishists you might try to tune into great britians women's olympic curling
>>64866204>real life bri'i'sh 3d "women"For fucks sake, don't post scat-grade garbage on a blue board.
>>64866241Look, I was in the stands and that was still too close for me.But the /sp/ posters seemed to love her, for whatever that's worth.And I know there are fat fetishists on here, just look at everytime a spas is posted.
>>64866252My objections aren't about the chubb. They're about fact that is a creature that shouldn't exist in the first place.It hails from a certain set of miserable rain soaked islands hellbent on ruining itself and all nations it can contact.This certain set of islands should have been nuked into a lifeless sea of irradiated glass as soon as humanity had the means accomplish such great and benevolent feats of humanitarian mercy.
>>64861399What you got?
>>64865506>>64865651>/akg/ naw they're mostly SMG's. /akg/ is dead because its full of fun hating faggots that don't do anything besides boast over safe queens>>64866204LONDON?>>64866311I don't wanna dox myself with the exact listing but its mostly reweldable sub guns.
>>64865724Hell yes I am. Gonna go shooting with my waifu's favorite pistol and AR, maybe a couple other guns that are yet to be determined, and get some nice food while I'm out.
>>64865967I can't help but remember that one Ken Ashcorp song when I see her
>>64866274Alright fair.No disagreement then>>64866322>olympics No the olympics are in northern Italy this year, not London
>>64866397The older guys use to tell us about howd do room clearing by throwing the c1s in and theyd just wait for the mag to empty. My dad told me one time he watched a guy put his hand over the barrel to hit something with the stock and blow a hole in his hand. Also well helping the bin rats we found a pallet full of disassembled ones and rat shit they just dumped in the scrap metal bin.
>>64866204>br*tish 3DPD
>>64866474Cool story bro.None of that happened, but I'll happily listen to bullshkt every now and then.
>>64866595Yeah, I wish I had the chance to get my hands on the c1a1 fals before they scarpped them but I was like 3 at the time. I got to use the mp5s before they got phased out which was kinda cool.
Foxu Friday!
>>64866663Nah, this is still the Wehrmacht thread, wait for your turn
>>64866663reminder.
I miss him
I always wondered if Operation Unthinkable had the slightest chance of successI personally doubt it, Germans were past the point of exhaustion, Europe was in ruins and Allied air power and atom bombs wouldn't have been enough to stop the vengeful Soviet hordes from steamrolling Western Europe to Paris
Tell me anons, what's your favorite German weapon of the war?For me it's the panzerfaust
>>64866080Agreed
>>64866762MP40 without a doubt.
>>64866788I got one of them 9mm gsg mp40s. Mine was lemon kept sending it back to fix it they never did. Consistently had like primer strikes, failures to feed failures to extract. Fortunately lgs eventually just gave me my money back
>>64866771If only she wasn't half black
>>64866840Thats a shame. I kind of wanted one of those and one of their 22lr MP-40s
>>64866788Definitely one of my favorites too
>>64866771Just received notification that I may be potentially homeless so I especially need that now lol
>>64866903Explain
>>64866903Should've paid your rent waggie
>>64866924I'm a medical student and I just learned my rotation site.
>>64866080But a handjob wont get her pregnant.
>>64866995Ok. Not sure how that figures into you being illegally evicted
>>64867077My rotation sites will be spread across the state so finding a stable place to live is going to be an issue. Some upperclassmen I've talked to fucking lived in their car lolAt the very least, my friend is also stuck with the shit situation, so we'll both be driving around the state and living in our cars, maybe. It seems kind of kino when I put it like that; a cross-state adventure with the homie. Kindly requesting cute Witches to help me cope :)
>>64867145>Kindly requesting cute Witches to help me cope :)how about a foxu instead?
>>64864822Start with 5 and then try 4
>>64867150I like Witches.
>>64867169alright, I have a few
by a few I mean two. this is all I have.
>>64867145Rent a small RV (or take out a loan, live in it for the duration of your rotation and then sell it). I'm serious. The monthly payment on an RV is less than rent in some places and its better than sleeping in your car.
Nishizawa because I'll be wandering.>>64867188I'll look into that. Thanks to everyone else for posting Witches :)
>>64867239It will be even better if you can get your friend on board to split the costs. When I was in rehab I spoke to two women on their psyche rotation that did that. Their only other option was a hotel or sleeping in their car which wasn't a great idea in Denver. You still need a place to meal prep and shower. Trying to live in your car off fast food and showering at gas station/gym miles away will make you miserable
Misato, sex with her at her messy apartment.
>>64866762I have a soft spot for the VG weapons, like the VG-2 and VG-45, but the epitome of that dumpster retrofuturism is the EMP-44, a gun so ugly that the Wehrmacht thought issuing it would affect morale. I love it.
>>64867279I want a Misato in my life so bad
>>64867279One Saturday a few years back I found myself, still kind beat from work, the gym and everything, kicking last night's IC Light cans under my bed to hide from my gf at the time who was at the door to my apartment bang for our weekly sex marathon. It was then that I realized that I understood Misato.
>>64866900Meme potential right here>>64867337>Light beerDo you re-apply your lipstick after sipping it?
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IT'S TIME>>64867589>>64867589>>64867589READY OR NOT>>64867589>>64867589>>64867589FOXU FRIDAY HAS ARRIVED
>>64866762The StG44 is by far my favorite. It just looks perfect and actually handles quite nicely.
>>64861048needs to show the flies
