Why dogfight when I can kill you before you get in the fight?
>>64868216>t. Mig engineer to Mig pilot
>>64868219Kek
>>64868216>crashes menacinglyMiG-31 sending threats from the afterlife... how spooky
>>64868216indeed.
>>64868216thats a good question for sukhoi since the only thing they have to show off is low speed air show tricks
>>64868301I think Sukhoi has the highscore when it comes to killing spectators tho
>>64868216because you can't lol, radar is too old and shitty to compete in BVR with modern jets.
>>64868216Holy Jesus I thought Armatard got cubed years ago
>>64868216why fly when I can kill you before you take off?
>>64868216>when I can killKill who? Your own pilot by being a rusty piece of soviet dogshit?
What century do you think it is?
>>64868216Oh so NOW the fucking vatniks recognise that being the best dogfighter doesn't count for shit. What happened to your Flankers, Ivan?
>>64868219lol
>>64868219Fpbp
>>64868216Welcome to western doctrine for the past forty years.Shame it took you so long that you’re stuck with shitty Soviet electronics.
>>64868216Pic unrelated, i guess?
>>64868216ZERO combat kills
>>64868385Armatard doesn't even live in Russia, he lives in the US and is most likely a welfare leech. You seriously think he has so much integrity and honor that he actually would fight for Russia? Good joke.
>>64869343get a new script you troll
>>64869476>continues to trollyaaaawn
>>64868216I SWEAR, I'LL KILL THEM ALL!!FASTER!!!HIGHER!!!!!!!!
>>64868216Rustbucket
>>64869608you done? lel
>>64869039We're not asking for integrity or honor, we're asking for him to be reverse-Meduro'd into the middle of the Donetsk front along with neatly forged Russian army contract.
>>64868398Context?
>>64868219Sides: Gone
>>64869657God, i wish this would happen.
>>64868216>>64868219Same poster
>>64869784and? that's all you got?
>>64869811are you okay, bro?
>>64869817it's like talking to a parrota retarded parrot though
>>64869343>t. gays for armatard
>>64869832>At least it's not a schizophrenic parrot that squaks "armatard is not real". Sound familiar btw?how come literally everyone who says armatard isnt real either turn out to be a bottom feeder tier troll or a complete retard?
>>64869822god i wish i were a retarded parrot.
>>64869848>retarded parrot noiseno crack(er) for polly
>>64869859i cant sleep a retarded parrot begs me for crack
>>64869857no!!!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!
>>64869881who said anything about armatard?
>>64869894i'm not you, i didn't plaster the word armatard over the whole thread in schizo posts>>64869841don't we all?
This thread is seriously making me reconsider getting a bird. I passed on the opportunity before but man I think about having a parakeet a lot
>>64869908not my posts and now link all your posts with the world you schizo clown
>>64869909>a parakeetget two and better be a bit noise tolerant, they can squawk around for hours
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BPDlv3zr_cM&pp=ygULU3BhY2UgZGFuZHk%3D
>>64869926I'm used to very talkative cats and dogs so a noisy pet isn't an issue, in fact I'd say my issue is my house is so quiet ever since my brother and I moved into separate homes and he took all the cats
>>64869941go for it then, i guess
>>64869927Sanitize your links retard.
>>64869909i did it and they were not just jerks but i was not prepared for the level of care required. they say a lot about how pets are like children that never grow up but birds are the fucking worst
>>64870089Implessive
There is no point in fighter planes in the big 26.
>>64870152all my Stinger futures, worthless, gone
>>64870089Shut the fuck up faggot this is a bird thread now.
>>64870166Look at that fucking chonker, crows where I live aren't nearly that big
>>64870221Negative, I'm sorry!
Try again from head-on!
Why would you ever enter a dogfight when the alternative is so much better.You're still yapping, aren't you!? That tells me you're fine!!
It may be true that the world has no need for borders. But will getting rid of them really change anything? Trust is vital to a peaceful world.But that will never happen.
>>64870276>flying oinkers
>>64870262Rename your vid.That's not a crow it's a bittern
>>64870276That's because they lose lock and fly off into a field 30km before the target
>>64868219fpbp hot damn
>>64870166Based
>>64868219
>>64868219>India will retire its last MiG-21 on Friday. Of the 872 MiG-21s originally inducted into the Indian Air Force, a staggering 482 were lost in crashes—an attrition rate of over 55%. These incidents claimed the lives of 171 pilots, 39 civilians, eight service personnel, and one aircrew member.They expect one of you in the wreckage brother.
>>64870414haha, dumb noodle chickens
>>64870414t-they're fast!
>>64870378ok
>>64869841I look and act exactly like this.
>>64870089nah, next chinese century of humiliation is just starting, their own arrogance prevented them from escaping it.
>>64870276>oinkersrussians?russians indeed do not see it coming when their shitty migs crash and burn all on their own lol.
>>64870517who's a pretty boy then?
>>64870414Australia lost a war to that?
>>64870414>footage of Emu high command planning to troll Australian farmers again c. 1921
>>64871357Permanent 50% dodge chance before rolling to hit, shit's hard to overcome even with automatic weapons.
>>64870166That's a raven.
>>64871724nevermind I'm drunk
>>64871357I mean, be grateful they didn't pick a fight with cassowaries. Shit would've been a massacre.
>>64871760The Emu War was bad, but Australia ultimately recovered (albeit without their dignity)If Australia had been so colossally as to pick a fight with the cassowaries, their women would be getting BEAKED to this day.
>>64868219goddammit
>>64870414I CAN'T FLY BUT I'M TELLING YOUI CAN RUN THE PANTS OF A KANGAROO
Based birb thread
/k/ <3 /an/
>>64872629Chad birds. Thank you grandpa for having cable (actual coax for you youngsters) television in the 80's and the Discovery Channel.
>>64868219Ooof
Thread needs more birbs
There seems to be a lot of weirdly specific Mig-31 shilling lately. Also joining in on the birb posting.
>>64875740Personally, I'm fine with birbposting as a response to MiG31 threads.
>>64870166Why the fuck is that retarded hoe choking a raven ???Who the fuck pets an animal against the grain of their fur/ feathers.ishyggidiggiI was waiting for that chonker to bite her like the cunt she is
>>64869877My sunny's moltin atm, so she's currently alternating between begging for head scratches and then nipping me because I hit a sore spot.
>>64869909Parrots need a lot of personal attention or else their mental health suffers. Owning one is a big commitment in terms of man hours, so unless you have a good chunk of free time in your day, every day, I'd hold off.t. owner of a 27-year-old Sun Conure
>>64869909Birds are really awful pets. You need to have a mental illness that makes you want to have an unloving and messy creature totally dependent on you for care and attention to find them rewarding. They're closer to dinosaurs than they are to mammals, and we don't bond or show affection the same ways. They're antisocial turds and create mess everywhere.
>>64876352Had a friend degegatortly describe them as having a three year old for 27 years
>>64876365Nobody listen to this guy.
>>64868219top zozzle
>>64868216>Waste all your missiles on shitty disposable drones you could have dogfought>You now have no missiles for the enemy's interceptor left
>>64868216So is it not better to destroy your aircraft on the ground then? There are a most a few thousand of them? You cannot stop that either.
>>64876365Corvids and grey parrots are fascinating and highly intelliegent. Perhaps the dinosaurs were more intelligent than depicted too. Anyone who knows the crow and raven knnows how clever they are but they are not companions but rarely, for the dog has been beside us from the beginning.In one myth when man sperated from the animals, a huge rift opened in the earth, man on one side and the animals on the other. The dog saw the great rift widen and poor man standing alone on the other side with no one beside him. Just as the gap was getting almost to wide to jump, the dog leaped and made the jump and stood beside man and man and dog have been best friends ever since.In terms of communication the dog crushes all other animals in intellience.
>>64869927We don't want to see your pp on video, fag.
>>64872258>dogfight beaten from BVR.webm
>>64868219Commieboos.....our response???
Then>haha american bvr is poo poo and the smart turdie will keep it simple and dogfight americans and their fancy tricknology fails)))))Now>we didn't need to dogfight actually. our big missile has more range than poo poo american puny missile and radar technology so superior)))
>>64870442No wonder they are excited to replace them with HAL Tejas
>>64876680Yeah kinda, but three year olds can also be adorable and sweet and fun to play with. You just need to accept that sometimes they'll be ill-tempered, demanding, and annoying too.
>>64875740That bird is 100% playing with the cat.
>>64870442>a staggering 482 were lost in crashes—an attrition rate of over 55%Why are Indian MiG-21's crashing so often? Bad training? Bad maintenance? Way too old MiG's flying way beyond the safety limit for old planes (metal fatigue etc)?
>>64880864probably the last, MIG-21's were built to be hotrod shitboxes that lived fast and died young in the first place, and the last mig-21's were built in 1985.so combine a minimum of 40 years of flying with jeet maintainance/safety culture, and you get constant crashes.
>>64880864Obviously, it’s Boeing’s fault. Haven’t you been watching the news?
>>64880864Have you seen those videos of jeet railroad and foundry workers playing with hot steel coil with no PPE and even wearing fucking sandals, almost competing to see how retarded they can be around the danger to show how unphased, brave and manly they are?Yeah, now take that cultural disdain for procedural safety and safe operating procedure and translate it to aviation. Doing proper maintainance? What are you, a bitch? A real man would get in the plane regardless, be able to fly it while it's disintegrating mid air, kill ALL the pakis before gracefully riding your now exhausted noble steed down into the waiting arms of an adoring horde of pajeetas, bollywood style. It is similar to Russia in that regard, but at least Russians don't actively believe they can ignore the laws of physics like they're under some collective bollywood fever dream.
>>64871760>>64871803I was camping in Queensland a few years ago and opened my tent to see a Cassowary, thankfully it paniced too and ran into the bush.
>>64883852You mean like the jeet pilots that flew a plane with (according to jeets) faulty fuel switches that (according to jeets) caused hundreds of people to die?
>>64868219FLAWLESS VICTORY
>>64869909I had a lovebird and he stayed friendly through his life but he needed a lot of care. Unless you work from home I cant recommend it
>>64869548Could Canada still make these or not even Trump retardation can revert terminal quebequois agenda?
>>64883852desu that sounds based
>>64868216>>64868219holy samefag attention whore
