Army HPSP here, happy to answer questions about what its like getting medical school through the military. Dental and vet are pretty much the same.

I can also interpret medical DQ concerns. Give me a day or two to respond, likely.
>branch, condition, meds, etcetera.
I cannot answer questions about how deep genesis goes, MEPS doctors, etc. I ain't a MEPS doctor.

I just realized something. There was a thread a few months back where
>robert
>the guy from Chicago
>92gfag
Were all here around Christmas time, and they all had 1911's. What is it with people that hate the military all having 1911 pistols?

>>64874849
I'm from Peoria, not Chicago. I have since sold my 1911.

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Reasons for servicemen to shove their dependas down other's throad?
https://taskandpurpose.com/news/army-valentines-day-honeypot/

>This past week the Department of Justice unsealed indictments of 11 people involved in a plot to commit marriage fraud. According to the indictments the people planned sham marriages with U.S. service members to get green cards and then military identification cards to gain access to bases. Plans also called for bribing service members for their role. Four former Navy sailors pleaded guilty on charges stemming from the scheme.

Which on-base housing providers force you to sign an NDA preventing you from speaking with your chain of command?

https://www. rebbit .com/r/army/comments/1r2az7h/the_question_was_simple_about_ndas_and_sma/

Which bases are home to these providers?

I wonder what's got Robert so upset today? Does he finally have a plan that will "defeat /meg/"? Or is he just big mad that he didn't get to pick the picture

>>64874880
That doesn't answer the question

>>64874955
The answer is that the troll is so stupid that he posted the same gun (most likely taken from his parents, as he is not legally permitted to own a firearm) while pretending to be multiple people.

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>>64874927
>I wonder what's got Robert so upset today? Does he finally have a plan that will "defeat /meg/"? Or is he just big mad that he didn't get to pick the picture
A few threads back, he sperged out, got really sad, and broke character. Basically said something to the effect of “My constant, gay, retarded trolling doesn’t matter because my shit life will suck no matter what.” Maybe somebody can link it.

I guess he actually expected sympathy or something after wasting 10 years of his life being a lolcow on an irrelevant forum. At least Chris Chan got famous.

Anyways, we continued reminding he’s a retard, and he’s sperging even harder now.

>>64874955
I can't speak for the other two guys, but I bought a 1911 because they look cool. I also bought a Hungarian Hi-Power clone for the same reason.

>>64875015
Surely he debate his way out of being a lolcow, all he has to do is keep doing the exact same things he has been made fun of for doing. Definition of insanity, right?

>>64874566
Enlisted in the Coast Guard. Late 20s. High ASVAB. At a station as a non rate and hating the 48 hour duty schedule. Body feels old and weak lately too. No social life. Should I go Yeoman to get that sweet sweet work life balance back? Give up on an adventurous career since I don't seem to be cut out for it already? Please share if you have any similar experiences anons, thank you

>>64875459
Whats the point of doing this instead of just being an officer? Old fart enlisted are just as much of a glorified manager as a higher-paid officer, so whats the point?

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>>64874566
Why didn't you put ziggers in the op-pic like last time?

>>64875527
>leadership this
>leadership that
Who cares about your leadership? The only concern you should have is getting what is yours and getting out.

>>64875520
OCS is competitive. Going enlisted to start was a sure bet I'd get into the military. Officer is the goal eventually.

>>64875550
>eventually
Whatever with your non-existent package. Just remember every year you waste in enlisted monkey land is a year that won't actually count towards a real career (officer or otherwise).

>>64875538
That's why you're not in charge of anything important

>>64875566
Yes, my language is a bit wishy washy, I'll admit. Every year in, even enlisted, is still another one towards the 20 year mark. The four year mark seems apt to aim for for the O1E pay, rather than O1 pay, but this wasn't the topic I intended to get into.

>>64875577
>Anyone that has any criticism of the military is robert.
I can see that.
>They use that as a means to discredit the criticism and convince people to join.
Rigidity makes organizations brittle and discourages self-correction.

>>64875577
It would be welcome to have criticism from people who served, but it would be foolish to disregard years of pattern recognition that has clearly demonstrated the following
1. There is one very upset loser in Illinois that spends every day ranting on /meg/
2. That very upset loser always complains that "everyone thinks its just one person complaining"

With those two facts in mind, surely you understand why you are being referred to as Robert. The last guy to complain here who actually was a different person was never, and I mean NEVER, confused for Robert. One has to wonder why that is...

>>64875593
>makes organizations brittle and discourages self-correction
Not my problem

I wonder how many times the word "Robert" will appear in this thread. I think the record so far was like 160.

>>64875624
Thank you for once again confirming all reasonable suspicions about you

At some point in your 6th year of trying to "defeat /meg/", you really should ask yourself why you can never get away with pretending to be anyone but your ugly self

>>64875669
Would you care to share what message you are trying to convey today? Its been far too disjointed as of late, so I'm really unsure why you're even here except for some weird belief that you would "lose" if you just stopped, as if this is some competition.

>>64875625
>Not my problem
Because you're either not American, or just a welfare queen leeching the system. Neither are my problem, so do whatever you want.

>>64875692
Don't you regularly post about that mentally ill Asian that got on 100% disability during basic? You sure seem proud of that welfare queen. Are you jealous that you couldn't pull the same scam?

>>64875701
>va disability is getting gutted soon and that guy will kill himself once the free ride is over

>>64875711
Two more weeks, right?

Anyways, please go ahead and share what you so desperately want to say to everyone. You have the floor.

I want it to be hard. Marines or Army?

>>64876251
Army, 11x option 40.

>>64876251
>>64876252
Marines special forces is probably just as hard.

>>64876257
You can't get a contract for it as an initial enlistee plus MARSOC is getting downsized anyway.

Please do not reply unless you have an answer.
Question for anyone who has been to Hawaii in the past couple years:
>Are the barracks still packed?
>How long are renovations going to last?
Picking Option 19 on my contract very soon for Hawaii.
Am I going to be bunking with NCOs as a junior?
Thank you ahead of time if I miss the answer.

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>Be former enlistoid
>Want to join Air Force Reserve (Guard is also acceptable)
>The recruiters won't answer their phones
>O-4 Reserve cousin won't do me a solid and ask one to call me
>O-3 Guard brother-in-law won't do me a solid and ask one to call me
Why do Officer GODS hate us enlistoids bros? I even have a degree now :(

>>64876259
Had no idea of either of those things, just suggesting it because I knew someone who tried out for it.

>>64875459
Did you have specific goals going in? E.g. a qual, training, school, or type of work (sar/le/prevention..) you wanted to experience?

I was a nonrate and sometimes later dreamed of qualmaxxing and coasting my whole contract at the same unit, having no responsibilties outside work hours, and focusing on hobbies.

>>64876269
Aren't NCOs juniors themselves?

>>64876269
currently on hawaii
>Are the barracks still packed?
hell yeah, see the recent barracks town hall by the 25ID and USAGHI command teams. the tl;dr is that they are trying to get more space but for the near future (~1 year ish) they have a waiver from HQDA to potentially house soldiers doubled up in barracks room.
>How long are renovations going to last?
hard to forecast, the barracks/housing situation is murky because there are multiple layers to it, especially in Hawaii where space is already at a premium.
>Am I going to be bunking with NCOs as a junior?
probably not unless shit gets really bad, all units try to prevent that kind of thing. senior E4 with a junior E5 is possible but that's another thing.
By no means should you let this discourage you from showing up here. IMO Hawaii is the best duty station for a young infantryman (or, I might add, intel guy) right now and the unit culture is really good. Show up hungry, ask for Jungle or Air Assault, get your ESB, you'll have a great time.

>>64876299
Please refer to the first line in my post. This will not be repeated.

>>64876302
oh one more thing, if you go to a unit that is not 25ID the barracks situation is very different.

>>64876302
Thanks for the reply, that was fast. Anything specific why it's good for intel?
>>64876312
So if I show up to the 500th MI Brigade as an intel guy is it better or worse than the barracks for 25ID?

>>64876304
Not me, but what you said applies.

>>64876322
Better. Most units besides 25ID have separate barracks or different housing rules, particularly those stationed on Fort Shafter or elsewhere.
It's great for intel because basically everything interesting in the Pacific Theater happens here. You could work at INDOPACOM, at USARPAC, at one of the intel units on island, even just in 25ID's intel units and do some cool stuff. There's a lot of opportunity for training as well because there are both tactical and strategic intel units located here.
What's your MOS?

>>64876326
This, no replies

when you send in your medical packet for meps
they prescreen you with genesis and tell you what stuff you missed that need more medical documents right before you go in right?

>>64876335
>MOS
35T. Not sure if there is a slot open for me in HI but I'm going to sign my contract in a few days and it's my 1st option.
My AIT is 9 months long so it's basically a year before I arrive to my first duty station anyway.

>>64876353
Good luck, hopefully you get it. It's hard for me to say which unit you would go to since basically everyone with any kind of MI system uses tangos.
Huachuca isn't horrible, as far as AIT bases go. Don't get in trouble do not fucking drink if underage (or at all idk if anyone in AIT there ever gets to), do go to the gym, do go hiking and go out to do things instead of rotting in your room.

>>64876251
Marines are a harder institution in terms of bullshit. Army has more mediocrity when it doesn't matter, and when it does matter, they're really fucking hard.

Like you'll be told you can't leave base wearing certain civilian clothes in the marines. Army will leave you alone once they realize you're not a dumbass private.

>>64876273
The enlisted would be in prison if they didn't have the military, and they deserve to be there

>>64876273
The AF knows they will always have more recruits than they need so they don't feel the need to bend over for recruits. Just keep bugging their office by phone and email and go in person if needed.

>>64876370
One last thing, am I fucked if I want to go to Jungle school or are they handing slots out like candy?

>>64876390
Nope! It is true that there are limited slots per unit, but in practice this just means you work with your S3/schools NCO to lock in a school date and as long as your PT score is good/you're not a shitbag/etc you'll get it. I'm in a POG-ass MI unit and people go to Jungle all the time, and I'm going myself later this year.

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>>64876388
mfw anon is right
it was either the enlisted corps or the poverty lifestyle. or the enlisted corps, followed by discharge, followed by poverty somehow again.

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For autism heavy MOSs, how is it as a managerial experience? I know these guys don't bathe unles ordered to.

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>>64875566
>Whatever with your non-existent package. Just remember every year you waste in enlisted monkey land is a year that won't actually count towards a real career (officer or otherwise).
Lol, what the fuck are you talking about? You only need 10 years minimum as an O to reach O retirement. If the ultimate goal is officer, then enlisted is not “wasted time.” 6+ years enlisted also totally flips the officer promotion schedule around. By the time you’re going up for O-5 (the first actually competitive rank), you’re already retiring. Officers get stuck in the Kool-Aid, brown nosing Olympics because of up-or-out. Mustang officers are insulated from that fuck shit.

>>64876251
>I want it to be hard. Marines or Army?
Special Forces in any branch. Air Force Special Warfare is underrated.

>>64876251
Army MP

>>64876287
My goal last year when I got in was to do 20, go BM and be a badass pursuit coxswain for 10 years, then go chief or officer for the next 10. I found out very quickly at my unit that I am very poorly cut out for the station life and the physicality of the work. I already don't trust myself to be able to do my job well when that SAR alarm goes off, which is why I'm considering the admin role, where I know I'll be able to at least be capable of getting the job done.

>>64876380
>Marines are a harder institution in terms of bullshit.
Doesn't hold a candle to the stupidity of the army.

>>64876784
Since you made it through USCG basic, your stress tolerance is likely higher than you think.

There's nothing wrong with exploring your own limits and realizing you found them. Just make sure those limits are real and not a self-imposed mental block.

>>64876893
marines just care a lot about image

>>64877945
teebh fàmalamadingdong, if the marines didnt exist I would have joined the army way sooner than 24.
They are the first branch me and many other kids were exposed to in person because they recruit from schools. The marines have a horrible public image imho so much so that it taints the other branches.
I always saw them as roidcel (or wannabe roidcel) dudebros with dumb standards and thats what put me off from the military as a whole.
That and the vax requirement but luckily they got rid of that really quick. If I joined when I was 18 I would have 100% refused the vax and get kicked out.

>>64878125
Yeah and I bet you would have punched your DI in the face if they raised their tone. Nobody gives a fuck about your hypothetical tough guy daydreams.

Also, please provide proof of service. Ask me for my proof first if you are afraid to just outright admit to larping.

>>64878132
What if... I'm not Robert, I'm about to enter basic and that was just my unfiltered opinion?
Did I piss you off, devildog?
I wasnt trying to sound tough I'm just not here to blow smoke up your branch's ass. The marine corps isnt a bad organization. Its just very easy to dislike the marines.

>>64878153
Who the fuck is Robert?

>>64878315
a shitbag army recruit that got thrown out for openly admitting he wants to kill women and children in afghanistan and trolls the thread for almost a decade

>>64879476
How often is it actually Robert and how often is it not?

>>64878125
Marines wouldn't be able to function if they couldn't recruit naive 18 year olds. It just has literally no advantage besides the whole shtick of being the toughest branch despite having nothing competitive to offer compared to other branches.

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>>64879551
It’s virtually always Robert. He says shit that doesn’t make sense. Also, who else would come to “Military Enlistment General” to bitch about the military and the Covid vaccine (which hasn’t mattered for 5 years now). Someone who hates the military just wouldn’t read this general. Except for Robert.

In this thread, Robert is shitting on the Marines, hoping it will get under someone’s skin. Which is stupid, because, for last 5 years, once of the consistent pieces of advice this board says is that you should NOT join the Marines. It used to be apart of the thread template.

>>64878125
The Marine Corps actively pisses me off because my dumbass got tricked by their "we're the best" BS. I broke my leg in 2011 and I disclosed it to them and they just kicked me out of their office (I guess they didn't want to grant a waiver for that) and I just figured that was the end of that and no military for me
Fucking could have got half my retirement done before the vax, used the GI bill during the mandate years, then got commissioned in 2024 if I wasn't a dumbass as a teen. Would have likely even seen the sandbox a bit.
Oh well, Covid fucked me tremendously hard economically and I commissioned following that as an old fart to not lose everything. So I got there, just not the Marines

>>64879831
Kinda crazy how the post suggesting there is more than one troll was deleted, and previous experience has shown that the only posts that get deleted were made by Robert...

I do find it funny that a guy who believes in so many different conspiracy theories is trying to convince others to not observe these peculiar patterns

>>64880012
Everyone got fucked by covid regardless of civilian or military.
>I commissioned following that
Dude you are a fucking lucky sob. I made friends at work with a former sergeant, he got kicked out for refusing the vax, they upped his neutral discharge to an honorary, but the problem is they wont let him back in even though they got rid of the mandate a few months after he got forced out because he collects VA disability.
Shits gay. You got really lucky.

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>>64879831
>It’s virtually always Robert
What if... I'm actually not robert though?
What if... thats actually my brutally honest opinion as an about-to-serve?
Robert would never EVER go as far as to endorse the marines as a good organization as I do.
Robert would NEVER EVER backtrack instead of not doubling down.
I've been browsing this thread for a few months daily and I already know Robert's entire life history and religious posting habits.
I think its funny that you think I'm Robert just because I dont like the marines.
Go Army beat Marines lmao.

Would I be looked down upon for only doing a 3 year contract? Can I get airborne despite such a short contract?

>>64880518
they're not common and usually only available with OSUT jobs. they won't bother sending you to schools as you're in a weird spot, unlikely to reenlist and not in long enough to use the skills. also i think its like 3 weeks and 10 weeks

think 11x, 12b, 31b

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>>64880518
Why do you even care about any kind of trainings if you wanna be a 36 monther? 2 months of that is basic, and basically the last 6 months, they’re shuttling you out. So it’s really 28 months of actually doing your job (minus whatever you spend in AIT ig).

Don’t you get less choice of jobs for the 36 monthers? The 3 year contracts always seemed like they sucked donkey balls.

4 years in a good job > 3 years in a shit job

>>64880514
Pretending to be Robert is much closer to actual trolling than anything Robert has said or done. Funny because Robert pretends to be everyone except himself, so doing the opposite rags on him

>>64880518
No
Yes

>>64880514
>>64880734
stop samefagging, robert

>>64880808
This: >>64880734 is not >>64880514 (Me)
Also I'm not trolling that is my genuine opinion. You don't have to respect it, you just aren't convincing me otherwise.

How do you maximize your disability? I want 100%

>>64881105
First you have to pass BCT. One pro tip is to not tell your drill sergeant how badly you want to kill innocent women and children.

>>64881113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpQveRzD3sQ

>>64881131
If this was true, you wouldn't have been kicked out. The reason you seek revenge is in juxtaposition of your message. That is why you have not convinced a single person in 6 years of daily failed attempts.

>>64881272
Recruiters do not use 4chan for military recruiting efforts.
They also have never contacted anyone from these threads, nor asked for any personal information in these threads.
The only one asking for personal information quite literally all the time is you.

To get a VA rating do you actually have to be injured or can you make shit up about mental health? I want as much money as possible

>>64880496
I'm not prior, sorry if it sounded like that.
I was saying if I enlisted at 17 in 2011, did 10 years and got out in 2021 before the vax mandate, I could have had 10 more years on my retirement than I have today.
Instead of retiring at 41 as an O-4 I'll potentially be retiring at 52 and have to make the O-5 cut. Sucks to suck, but Covid's lockdowns killed my business and I didn't have resources to start from scratch again and have mouths to feed. May just bail when my obligation is up since I got a decent stack now but the economy scares me after losing everything so I think riding out is my best bet
>please unblock spur.us and mcl.io
What the fuck, anyone else have this shit? Didn't have it yesterday. Dying ass website trying to drive more people away.

>>64881328
>Could've should've would've
Bad mindset to have honestly. I could have gotten a full contract done before COVID too, doesn't mean I would have foreseen the vax mandate soon enough to not reenlist.
Pre and mid pandemic were some of the worst times to find a job and a place to live as well. So you would have been most likely out on your ass with no promise of employment for the foreseeable future (5 months - 1 year+).
I was going to school during the pandemic instead and it was dogshit. I ended up NEETing for a good 6 months and put off signing up for classes.
Almost anything you could have done, would have been soiled by the pandemic hysteria. It was for me and a lot of people I knew.
Had you not already been established into a professional career, it was pretty much a forced vacation come around pandemic time. Anyone who was still working was only "make working" because it was so fucking slow and there was nothing to do except door dash and deliver packages.
That being said, you made it out ok, even if you have to fight for O-5 in the future.

>>64881272
Is that your job? To go against military recruiters?

>>64874849
>the guy from Chicago
>they all had 1911's
You idiot, I never once said I have a 1911. Why don't you link to the post where I apparently said this? After all, it shouldn't be that difficult for you, since it exists so hard... right?

Now tell me something you didn't make up.

>>64881291
You would have to be an idiot to think they would contact anyone from 4chan, lol.

>>64881272
Has you really been far, even as decided to use, even go want to look more like?

>>64881712
If you read this, you are gay

>>64881718
So what do they do here then?

>>64881859
Troll and give bad advice, because they are all named Rodger Robert Wilco, including me.

>>64881896
The recruiters are posting bad advice on purpose?
Isn't their job to recruit?

>>64881900
>The recruiters are posting bad advice on purpose?
Yes.
>Isn't their job to recruit?
Yes.

>>64881902
So help me get this straight Rodger, the recruiters are not here to recruit, not contacting anyone from 4chan, but they are running a thread on 4chan to troll and give bad advice about joining the military.
I thought their job was to recruit?
Doesnt that dissuade people from joining the military, the opposite of their job and isn't that against some sort of code?

>>64881907
>So help me get this straight Rodger,
It's Robert, I go by my middle name.
>the recruiters are not here to recruit, not contacting anyone from 4chan, but they are running a thread on 4chan to troll and give bad advice about joining the military.
Yes, but under the guise of it being good advice. (That's if anyone here is even a real recruiter, anyway.)
>I thought their job was to recruit?
Yes, but that tells you how good they are at their job.
>Doesnt that dissuade people from joining the military, the opposite of their job
Probably.
>and isn't that against some sort of code?
If being bad at your job is actually and explicitly "against code", then I guess so.

ETN1(SW) Shitass back at it. If you ask me about life in other branches, Imma blow your mind with this: I haven't been in other branches. How does AF enlisted compare to Navy Officer? My brother, what's crazy is I have been neither. Use your head, bozo. Answering Navy/Nuke questions.

Lightning round:
>Is being a nuke that bad
Only if you're 2 of these 3: Dumb, Lazy, weird. You can be one of those, though
>Do you get big bonuses
Uncle Sam gave me $40k to drop out, $68 to reenlist, and $120K to do it again
>What is the work like
Dogwater, long, miserable, boring watches where you must maintain 100% focus at numbers that don't change for 5-8 hours at a clip. You go to the boat a day before underway to startup and you leave a day after pull in to shut down. You never have a liberty rotation greater than 5 section (every 5th day is a 24hr workday. Typical is 3 section, though I've seen port/stbd)
>Are nukes weird
Yes, but if you're posting on /k/ asking for advice, you are throwing glass at stone homes here buddy
>I got a XX on my ASVAB...
I know nuke waste with 99 ASVABS, I know the best nukes I've ever met with 78s, It's kinda a gamble. The biggest indicator of success is if it interests you. If you don't care about nuclear power, don't be a nuke, simple 'as.
>I have a degree, should I enlist?
No.
>Surface or subs
I qualified on a Sub and then went surface. Subs are EXTREMELY tight knit, demanding, and small. Surface is more like a city. I liken it to civilization. on a sub, there aren't enough people, so everyone is a hunter gatherer. Everyone knows something about everything, but at the cost of few genuine SME. On the surface, there are so many people, an individual can specialize in having AUTISTIC knowledge of a single system as there are a dozen other people to do the surface level knowledge. My Power Ranger ability was Reactor Theory and the Computer Network.
>Nukes make rank fast
True.

>>64881932
>It's Robert, I go by my middle name.
Rodger that, Rodger Robert.
>Yes, but under the guise of it being good advice.
So the false pretense is that it's good advice to troll? Or am I missing something you said

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>>64881940
>$68 to reenlist

I need to submit this work history/resume kind of thing and I don't know what to do because I'm a literal fucking loser who has never done or achieved anything with his 30 years of life. It's why I'm applying for the military. Am I cooked?

>>64881956
>No job history
>30 years old
Sorry, can't be a loser if you want to join the armed forces.
Drill instructors can do a lot of things but they can't make a winner out of a loser.

>>64881944
>So the false pretense is that it's good advice to troll?
Apparently.
>Or am I missing something you said
Yes, you missed what I was beaming into your mind with my crazy psychic powers, ooOoOOooOoOOoOoO (*does weird finger gestures as if playing an air piano*)...

>>64881964
>Drill instructors
Not him, but I went from saying "drill sergeant" to "drill instructor" back to "drill sergeant" because of these retarded threads.

Are you telling me it's back to "drill instructor" now?!

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>>64881956
>Robert wants someone to give him an anecdote about how big of a loser they are so he can feel better about his sorry existence as a BCD schizo
>The reward for giving him the validation he craves is that he will argue about the details of his own make-believe identity's sake with the poor sap that dared to give him a (You)
>Rejecting this notion has sealed my fate as he will argue that he is "not Robert" and make up a case for why he needs to progress with his new LARP anyway

>>64881964
Man, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. I'm sure the military will take any retarded drop kick in to be some grunt but I'm applying for a sparky position and I'm not sure how this will influence my acceptance chances. Should I just lie and make some random shit up or be honest?

>>64881985
>Should I just lie and make some random shit up or be honest?
You can't really, because of background checks and the Genesis medical database.

Oh boy, 7:00PM Central.
Time for Robert to make up loser deadbeat characters to puppet as ITT just so he can maybe get sympathy and feel a little less bad for himself.

>>64881989
Dunno what that is but I'm assuming it's an American thing which doesn't apply to me. Also I'm not gonna lie about stupid shit like big jobs or education level, I'll just make up some shit like I volunteered for some charity or attended some weekend club stuff to fill out my resume. Right now I have literally basically nothing to say for myself. My country's military is known for being hard-up for recruits rn and this trade I want to apply for does come with a note saying 'In Demand' so I'm really hoping to get in regardless of my work history but man, it's embarrassing af to submit a resume with fucking nothing on it and while I will lie if I have to, I'd rather not.

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>>64881983
>>Rejecting this notion has sealed my fate as he will argue that he is "not Robert" and make up a case for why he needs to progress with his new LARP anyway
He isn't Robert because I am Robert, and he can't *be* Robert if I am Robert!

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>>64881982
Yeah I know, I was saying it on purpose to fuck with you. You will never figure out one way or the other, so I might as well try.
>>64881980
I like how you moved on from this reply chain just to play pretend as another person.
Thanks for the proof of your mental retardation btw.

>>64882002
Genesis exists worldwide, but I guess not everyone uses it.

>>64882012
Genesis is standardized across all MEPS, retard.

>>64882010
>Yeah I know, I was saying it on purpose to fuck with you. You will never figure out one way or the other, so I might as well try.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

>I like how you moved on from this reply chain just to play pretend as another person.
>Thanks for the proof of your mental retardation btw.
You're welcome, Robert... I mean, uuhhh... HURR DURR, SKIBITY TOILET! *dabs*

>>64882018
Google says "worldwide", so that's all I cared to look into. I mean, why WOULDN'T you have a worldwide medical database, especially for rare disease research?...

>>64882018
>>64882026
*but the US obviously uses it, Rob Lowe.

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>>64882026
>>64882027
I told you this before robby, you really gotta stop believing what you read from AI results on Google pertaining to the military.
You aren't asking questions precise enough to get detailed enough results so the AI answers will also be shit since they are referencing your results.

>>64882034
Okay, so when I get links that take me to a government website to view Army Regulations so I can verify the source, somehow that isn't good enough for you, Robert? What about about all the people on Plebbit being just as inconsistent as you are?

>>64881940
Why does the Navy (well I don't know anything about the Coast Guard, so maybe them too) use their rate/MOS/AFSC/job/whatever as their rank? Every time I've asked a Sailor their rank (which has been very few times to be fair) the conversation is like
>Hey Sailor, I'm not sure what rank that is, I apologize, that's my bad
>No problem, I'm a BSM3
>Haha so what is that, like E-3 or something?
>No, I'm a petty officer boatswain's mate apprentice third class 2
>oh, right, uhh y-you too
Were they all trolling me?
Do you like this syntax (or whatever you'd call it)?
Are Navy officer ranks like that too?
How many different uniforms do you have?

>>64882052
You wish you were a janny just like how you wish you were a recruiter: >>64881896

>>64882046
Yeah that's not good enough for fact checking because LLM based AI hallucinates information and can draw false conclusions.
Google AI is horrible because it takes your search terms into account as well as the search results. So if you are asking it loaded questions and the results positively answer them, it will scrape that and tell you what you want to hear even if it's not fully true.
It would be better if you had a link, but linking stuff in 2015+11 is effort posting and you dont do that.

>>64881989
>>64882012
>>64882046
Because of your babbling you led me to searching about Genesis and MEPS.
I found a related plebbit link that was actually very interesting.
MHS Genesis uses a cohort of interconnected medical databases that bypass hippa.
Good thing you can just avoid it through opting out.
Genesis is supposed to roadblock you from joining the military and it's not even good at that. If you are slightly not lazy and determined to get in, you can avoid it entirely.
Fuck Genesis, it wasted months of my time.
https://www.reddit.com/r/mhs_genesis/comments/18rop64/how_to_beat_mhs_genesis/

>>64882102
True, you tell people looking for advice on joining the military lies which means that you are a recruiter.
>Source: your words not mine

>>64882079
I don't know why you keep assuming the AI is the only thing I looked at.

>It would be better if you had a link, but linking stuff in 2015+11 is effort posting and you dont do that.
That's exactly what I'm going to post now, just so I can watch you glitch out and tell me how wrong it is, no matter how "official" it may be, mister Rob-bot. Talk about using loaded terms, amirite?

https://milreg.com/Army/AR%20601-210.pdf
>4-23
Not sure why my recruiters are saying I can get a waiver, despite what this says. But I'd rather take their word and hold it against them until it gets to the point where they lock me out of the building if they're lying, just so I can complain to everyone how terrible they were. Ahh, the glory of free-speech... They're supposed to know more than me, so what do I know if this source (and half the internet) is wrong?...

https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join/steps/processing-station

If my first recruiter had filled this out correctly, I was told MEPS would've disqualified me before ever scheduling a physical anyway:
https://www.esd.whs.mil/portals/54/documents/dd/forms/dd/dd2807-2.pdf

>>64882099
>Good thing you can just avoid it through opting out.
Damn, that's probably not possible for me to do now since MEPS has already DQ'd me...

Question:
If I try again at a different MEPS, would they take me seriously there instead? Like, let's say a MEPS had royally fucked up, slandered me, y'know, whatever. (I'm not saying this is or isn't what happened in my case.) But would another MEPS reconsider me despite whatever is already in their computer system about me?

>>64882188
>If Robert = honest people, why does he constantly lie about himself and pretend to be other people?
Because he's honest, duh...

>>64882200
Speaking of which, I wonder if he still has all of those pictures of Dirlewanger saved on his computer, or if he deleted them so that he could leave that embarrassing part of his backstory behind.

>>64882207
His computer probably spontaneously combusted from all the spicy memes and furry porn on his hard drive.

>>64882215
Or perhaps he trashed it after law enforcement was tipped off that he was in possession of firearms and making active threats to target the Army National Guard.

is it hard to join right now? how come there's no bonus for infantry

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>>64882263
>Is it hard to join
Getting harder by the day. Recruiting went back up in 2024 after they ditched COVID rules and skyrocketed in 2025, gaps are getting filled, waivers harder to get, bonuses getting smaller.
>No bonus for infantry
No idea that went away, looks like other combat MOS still are offering bonuses though. These are definitely smaller than a few years ago albeit

>>64882276
I'll pass then. Just sounds like a seller's market for recruiting.

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>>64882281
Navy still has some big bonuses, don't think they're going to fix their recruiting issues unless impressment comes back, honestly.

>>64882263
Few things:

A) hicks join the military, and hicks love trump. this isn't even some /pol/ bullshit, just the truth.
B) economy is in the shitter, people need a roof over their head
C) recruiting has reduced bonuses across the board in what i believe a cost saving measure. they have other things to offer though, like airborne and guaranteed duty station.

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>>64882263
>>64882301

>>64882301
/pol/ says the military is filled with everyone EXCEPT hicks, and that is why our military apparently sucks.

>>64882179
>>64882188
>>64882194
>>64882200
>>64882207
64882215 64882232
whatever, Rodger.
Its your life you're choosing to waste here. Not mine.
look at all the replies you made when i left. You dont need me.

>>64882391
Cool, don't let the door hit you on the way out

>>64882391
You didn't answer the question, Robert.

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>>64882281
>I’ll pass then. Just sounds like a seller's market for recruiting
Have you looked at the civilian job market? Part of the reason the military is exploding is because the job market is the worst it’s been in like 20 years. People want jobs.

>>64881490
Army strong, semper fi, anchors away.
If anyone is thinking of joining they should know that for every sucess story, there are 10 veterans living in a homeless encampment somewhere. Can't say I'm upset. Just like when 2 of them got capped in DC or they got killed in some 3rd world shithole, I chuckle.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/national-guard-recruiter-bakersfield-arrested-004957649.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9kdWNrZHVja2dvLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAFhXt_76y8u8TdtMJ6HUOKYi2l9DGH7acJDradKXpwcZ6sbqaiyRVUePouDuMYKXDmvOr5frL81dMqT4vHv0JVn9ouUZ-Nwvbt9MvjPeJxvzsJZSM9uxB5yTXR2myKXcMnNdNMxkgapdvxv1DMe9U0EliG5A8iPT4Yt3FFMWOkCn

Is the Navy still styled after English nobility culture where the aristocrat officers live and dine away from the enlisted peasants? Do they still not do team activities to foster a sense of brotherhood and inclusion? First time in a USMC galley chow hall I saw a full bird Colonel standing in the same line for food. Made me understand why the Marines try so hard to be considered independent from the Navy, talking with Marines it's pretty much to preserve their much more American command culture.

>>64882489
>the job market is the worst it’s been in like 20 years.
Not him, but it doesn't seem that bad considering I got hired within one day at my current job.

>>64882500
>.html?guccounter=1
>&guce_referrer=
>&guce_referrer_sig=
tracker link do not click

>>64882568
Or better yet, you can delete everything after the "?", and it still works without the extra BS.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/national-guard-recruiter-bakersfield-arrested-004957649.html

>validation is a scourge

/thread

>>64882500
So your job is to reduce homelessness by reducing the number of people who enlist?

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>robert thinks he is a recruiter

>>64882489
Not a coincidence

>>64883119
>the worldwide job market is collapsing, not due to any of the obvious factors, but it is in fact a controlled demolition with the sole intent of helping mil recruiters hit quota

>>64883123
NTR (Not The Robert) but what you just quoted is the average room temp iq /pol/tard's interpretation of current events.

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>2nd time going to MEPS
>still have to check into that gross hotel
>possibility of them still not letting me sign a contract even after passing all their checks because they still havent seen the docs my recruiter submitted a month ago
>even if I sign that day, I still have to go back to MEPS a third time for shipping out
Genesis and MEPS is a gay piece of shit.

>>64883177
You're going through the worst part of the process. It gets a lot better once everything is finalized.

>>64883123
The same people (the Trump / Epstein class) who own the US government and military also control the economy lol

>>64883231
Yeah I'm alright with it except that the day I'm there will intersect with my job again and I still have to sleep in that shitbox hotel.
Its so fucking retarded that I cant just drive directly to MEPS instead of checking in at the hotel the night before and then driving there.

>>64883177
You don't actually need to stay at the hotel, if it's close enough you can drive there.

>>64883308
>>64883388
>Its so fucking retarded that I cant just drive directly to MEPS instead of checking in at the hotel the night before and then driving there.
*hadn't scrolled down, you really can.

>>64883308
...you can just drive to MEPS. That is exactly what I did both times, as did many others. I remember getting out before 10AM because I didn't have to wait for the bus back to the hotel.

>>64883393
>>64883465
Asked my recruiter about same day arrival.
My MEPS doesn't allow it because too many people in the past have no-showed.
Fucking bullshit man.

>>64883768
Life is full of obstacles that exist because of the mistakes of others.

>>64883916
Somehow, I wish I never heard that.

>>64882064
The rating/NEC system is a little complicated but genuinely very utilitarian. For us, our rate (MOS) and Rank (paygrade) are linked. For example, I'm ETN1 shitass, thats Electronics Technician Nuclear (Rate) First Class (PO1/E6). This is useful, as when I speak to somebody, it immediately tells me their job and relative expertise. On top of that, we have Navy Enlisted Codes (NECs) which delineate within a rating/division. For example, my primary NEC is N23S, meaning it's Nuclear (N), I'm a surface sailor (2), I'm an ET (3), and I'm a supervisor (S). NECs are only backend, nobody calls somebody by their NEC. All surface Nuke ETs are N23O or N23S based on seniority. In order to be eligible for E7, I need the N33Z NEC, which is based on a qualification. Because I have that qual and an EP eval, I'm eligible to make E7 at 6 years, but another ETN1 without it at 19 years is not.

Once you understand it it's a very good system. Every marine is a rifleman, but not every sailor is a SAILOR. I have no need to know how to tie 20 knots off the top of my head, but BM3 does. This allows BM3 and ETN1 to immediately know the other person's skillsets.

Should I go air force EOD(3E8X1) or Pmel(2P0X1).
I've been looking into both careers and was wondering if anyone here had potential input.

>>64882502
yes

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What ranks are you going for?

Its amazing how much of a gap there is between various ranks values.

>>64884529
Going in soon, figure I'll to try to make E5 or E6 before I try for Warrant. Maybe I change my mind before that and go Officer instead.

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>>64874566
Hi fellas. I'm a scientist, and a friend i have in the military asked if i wanted to join a non listed military laboratory position. Naturally that sounded fucking fascinating, so i said yes. I have been to 3 rounds of interviews from non formal to formal. The last round, and interview with the colonel is coming up soon. It really seems like i'm getting the job.
I'm going to have to do basic training and officers training, i'll start as a liutenant.
Though it is a lab job, we do have to be combat ready (or whatever it's called, i know fuck all about the terminology), i'll have to do some kind of physical exam and shooting exam once every few months, as well as some specialized shit i'd rather not say.
My question is... what should i expect? I'm not a fat fuck, but i have not been doing any sports for like 2 years since my kid was born. How fucked am i? Also, how much am i going to get fucked with in basic for not being just some average joe but starting as a liutenant and being a scientist?
I'm not american, i'm european, but i'd rather not say where i'm from. Any suggestions how to prepare?

>>64884548
maybe do some pushups or something idk

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>>64884576
I have started on that, and some cardio and eating better. Also a lot of youtube videos on how to disasemble and reasemble the weapons we will be useing. But i can't really get practice shooting with anything more interesting than a compound bow or an air rifle (we can't just buy guns). Do those count for anything? Also i'm back to doing a lot of hiking. What do militaries use for navigation? Should i be practicing with maps or some satellite equipment? Radios? Do i need to learn like morse code or that letter alfa bravo cunthole shit?

>>64884548
>>64884598
regardless of the country you need to start doing a lot of running.
Condition yourself now because it won't get easier later.

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>>64884529
>promoted from OF-1 to OF-1

>>64884548
>>64884598
>Hi fellas. I'm a scientist
Okay, so why are you posting gore?

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>>64885722
Not him but thats a cross section of a heart. Not technically gore but gorey nonetheless.
Btw youre browsing a board where you are always 1 click away from seeing gruesome FPV footage where people are split open from the sternum and you're whining about a heart pic and a skelly.
>gore warning, pic of severed head on a pike

>>64885799
A dildo would be less gay than that stick shift.

>>64885799
>Not him but thats a cross section of a heart. Not technically gore but gorey nonetheless.
It's still blood and guts, tho. I always thought that's what "gore" was understood as being, regardless of context, and regardless if said "gore" would be more acceptable in a medical setting.

>Btw youre browsing a board where you are always 1 click away from seeing gruesome FPV footage where people are split open from the sternum
That doesn't make it any better.

>and you're whining about a heart pic and a skelly.
The skelly post I probably didn't need to reply to, but it's the only post that said "Hi fellas. I'm a scientist"

>>gore warning, pic of severed head on a pike
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>>64885821
A dildo is *always* bisexual :3

>>64885799
You sick bastard, why would you share a picture of this poor man's skull impaled on a metal pole!

Brexit means Brexit

>>64886074
Malfunctioning bot say what?

Why did you reply to me 3 times, Rodger?
Need me to talk to you that badly on a friday?
Im coming off of work in a few minutes. You have my full attention.

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>>64884548
>>64884598
>weird scientist unsolicitedly posts deceased person in a cardboard banker's box and dissected heart in a military thread saying he wants to join
Don't worry, you'll fit right in :)

>>64885799
>gore warning, pic of severed head on a pike
Okay nevermind. That's too much, you SICKO!!!

>>64886354
>Why did you reply to me 3 times, Rodger?
I don't know why I do what I do, I'm just a crazy individual going crazy! :D

>Need me to talk to you that badly on a friday?
Yes, and thank God the weekend is here.

>Im coming off of work in a few minutes. You have my full attention.
One question... are skeletons real?... (please tell me no)

>>64886129
Beep boop, your mom gay

Anyone done osut at Benning? Is there any way to maybe get the training/workout schedule or something like that?

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>>64885722
Dude, i may be new to military stuff, but i'm not new to 4chan. Are you? Are you really going to complain about this? Do you have any ide the kinds of shit i have saved from /k/? This isn't random gore, it's just medical stuff. If i wanted to show you gore, i'd make a gif of how we get a 90kg body into two 50kg biohazard bins.
>>64885799
You sick fuck. That skull is clearly still alive.
>>64885849
/sci/ is also a blue board, and no one ever complains about this kind of thing there. I honestly never expected /k/ to be bothered. To think there would be more pussies here than /sci/... and that's a low bar to begin with.
>>64886441
kek
>>64886684
>Don't worry, you'll fit right in :)
thats good to hear. I do also build shit and blow shit up if that helps.

>>64886977
>don't mess with me im hardcore. I've been on 4chan since 2014
If you weren't here 2004-2005 stfu

>>64874566
I'm in the background check stage of Border Patrol, but i'm concerned about the political establishment changing in the US back to Biden era "hand out water bottles to any cartel rapist who crosses the border mode" So I'm thinking of abandoning that and just joining the Coast Guard instead. Would this be ill advised?

>>64887002
If you were, gtfo

Tell me about Cyber Warfare Operations.

>>64886977
>Dude, i may be new to military stuff, but i'm not new to 4chan. Are you?
No, but you would never believe so.

>Are you really going to complain about this?
Yes, if for no other reason than specifically to spite you and make you cringe.

>Do you have any ide the kinds of shit i have saved from /k/?
I do now.

>This isn't random gore, it's just medical stuff.
Attention grabbing medical stuff, I'll give you that.

>/sci/ is also a blue board, and no one ever complains about this kind of thing there. I honestly never expected /k/ to be bothered.
I think they're supposed to, but /k/ is just retarded enough to not care. I always thought this board had the worst community anyway.
>and then everyone rages at this

>To think there would be more pussies here than /sci/... and that's a low bar to begin with.
If we wanna talk about low, try posting gore on /mlp/. I can't decide if it would be worse if we had a furry board and someone posted gore there.

>I do also build shit and blow shit up if that helps.
Probably.

>>64887002
>I'm better than you because I was on this website back when it was still for niche losers!! :D

>>64887273
Shooting computers.

>a picture of some random organ is disgusting gore not to be posted here
What the shit? I see and do worse than that in my kitchen every day. This place is genuinely full of boomer recruiters who browse zero other boards or even threads, isn't it?

>>64887312
Why are you still complaining?

>>64887321
Mate, I dunno which schizo personality of yours you're talking to but it ain't me.

>>64887327
GUYS, there's gore on every board, including /mu/. How do you not know this!?

>>64887327
>>64887333
*forgot greentext, now you win :(

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>>64874566
>>64874649
I'm currently an EMT and I've been looking at the military as an option to pay for further schooling. I'm young and I want to frontload my education as quickly as possible. I want to get my paramedic next and nursing right after that, all the way up to a doctorate if possible. I know I'm going to be away from family and shit, and I don't care if I don't get to do anything cool or see the world etc. However, I am a religious pacifist (Desmond Doss is my hero), and I know you don't get complete control over what you do in the military, so I'm a bit worried about being forced into a combat role or something if WW3 breaks out or some shit. I'm not against treating anyone or anything like that, I just don't want to hurt people. So my questions are:
Is joining the military solely to pay for schooling a good idea?
What branch would be the best for someone like me?
Am I right to worry about being given a combat role/Is there any way to guarantee it doesn't happen?
Will the military pay for both paramedic and nursing?
How much schooling will the military pay for, and how much will they pay?
And of course, if there's anything else I should know, I'm happy to hear it.

>>64887333
>>64887334
Yeah, gore gets posted everywhere by shitposters and occasionally, in this case, a guy posting stuff presumably related to his job being that he works in labs and all. But what other board on this entire site would react to it like satanic panic grandmas and DnD in the 80s? You know how every other board would react to it? They'd ignore it. It wouldn't get a single (You) involving the pic outside of people curious about what it is, or people just replying to the content of the message. I genuinely wonder about what kind of person you could be, what kind of life you've lived that you're taking literal basic everyday shit like that this far.

>>64887340
>I'm currently an EMT
Post gore

>>64887357
>/b/ is the standard for every board.
No it isn't.

>I genuinely wonder about what kind of person you could be
A satanic panic grandma who thinks it's the 80s and hates DnD.

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>>64887273
Cyber Warfare Officer (17A) here. I have the inside scoop on all things Cyber.
First off you got your Cyber Operations Specialists (17C). They handle stuff like hacking into Russian FSB databases in "Capture the Flag" missions. This usually involves hacking the mainframe, copy+pasting proof of hosted CP before deleting it from Russian servers and getting out before Ivan notices his collection is gone.
Sometimes things get really dicey when they're hacking the mainframe though and inbetween bathroom breaks their computer chairs get stained with a sticky white substance. Crucially, this always seems to happen right before the cyber soldier leaves his chair. Cause yet to be discovered. Higher ups suspect this is an undiscovered North Korean superweapon used as a countermeasure when we step too far into the eastern cyberhemisphere.
Second, we have Cyber Operations Technicians (170A) on the Warrant side of things. These are the finest subject experts on everything Cyber. When we're conducting Penetration Testing (Pen Testing) on Iranian schools you better believe cyberchief is catching those IRGC "script kiddies" with their pants down. When we're conducting special missions beyond the Great Firewall, our cyber Warrant is the first man in the cyberspace to "inject" his "code" where it can reach as many Chinese children working for the CCP as possible.
Third. You have me. Cyber Operations Officer (17A). There is not a single "Man in The Middle" between me and the enemy. I am in charge of every 10th "Birthday Attack" by our Platoon. I am the Platoon's eyes, ears, dick, and balls. When our Platoon conducts a successful cyberraid "Eavesdropping Attack" on cyberal-quaida, thats me. I am the Epstein of this operation if you catch my drift.
Lastly pic rel. Highly classified. We do not ever talk about pic rel.

>>64874649
I don't believe you're real because you didn't answer my question, and/or because you (unreasonably) didn't find my question legitimate.

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>>64887379
>a human being wrote this while chuckling to himself in a dark room, all alone

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>>64887360
Man, one of my teachers kept a catalog of gore photos of his patients and somehow no one told him off for it. He literally admitted to telling them "Oh, it's for the doctor" when taking the photos, but would show them off to coworkers and my other teacher. Showing them to us was fine, it doesn't get more "for educational purposes" than that, but he was lying to his patients about it. I almost reported him but the other teacher was the owner of the service we did clinicals at and didn't care, so I figured it wouldn't do any good.

>>64887399
>I almost reported him but the other teacher was the owner of the service we did clinicals at and didn't care, so I figured it wouldn't do any good.
Reminds me of the time my middle school didn't have any fire sprinklers in an age where this shit was mandatory.

>>64887396
Very true. I was sitting on the toilet typing that out.
Do you think you have what it takes to be a cyber soldier, cyber anon?
Its a lot of fun in the lower areas of... "cyberspace"

>>64887416
Sorry, I can't work in your schizo fantasy world because it isn't real.

>>64887419
Ok I'll admit, I'm Robert's temp tonight. He said he had "specific matters to tend to" and said something about the Texas NG.
I'm admit I'm very sloppy.
Robert gave an ETA, he said he'd be back by morning. Not really sure how he can travel to Texas and back to Russia that fast but we'll see.

>>64887433
I am Robert, and you are still failing as my second in command.

>I am admit I am very sloppy.
I can see that.

>Not really sure how he can travel to Texas and back to Russia that fast but we'll see.
We'll find a way.

Do you think you can slide this thread before tomorrow morning and get the chance to pick the OP picture? If not, another Milley thread will be made, ensuring another week of seething

>>64887461
Bootleg Robert here, I'm going to bed so he's all alone on this one.
I <3 Milley
Cheeki breeki

>>64887461
>we need to make our threads well before the old one reaches 300 replies
>15 replies? What a great time for a new bread! :d

>>64887461
I second this, we need more Russians posting about Charlie Kirk.

I see even the thought of Milley has sent poor Robert into a tizzy. I have buckbroken him quite thoroughly.

>>64887478
Oh, I mean, uuuuuuhhh... MiLLy, y U GotTa bE sO... MIlLy! AAaAaAaaAAaaaAAa!!1!1!11!1

I gotta say, my career has felt super rewarding since I became a mid-level NCO. Enough authority, experience, and connections to get stuff done and make opportunities and awards happen for my soldiers, still too low ranking to be pulled into the senior NCO admin grind or battalion and above staff nonsense. I know it can't last but I almost wish it could.

>>64887379
least funny nigga on the planet award

>>64887603
>GUYS, the military is awesome, YOU SHOULD JOIN UP!!!

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>>64887603
E-5 is one of the best ranks. The enlisted promotions become quickly less worthwhile after that. E-6 is still kinda coolio. Kind of a toss-up whether E-7 is worth it. E-8/E-9 are the dark ages. They taint your very soul.

E-5/E-6 is a great time to commission/go warrant though. Start over, like prestiging in COD. Hit retirement before you approach the shitty ranks again.

>>64884529
If I could actually read it, that would be great.

>>64887678
Not you, sweatie

>>64887632
thats cybernigga to you cyberanon

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>Oh Space Force sounds cool I guess
>Lets see the duty sta- that's it?
>Surely they have a lot of job- oh shit only 15-20?
>So I was thinking reserv- oh there is none
>Fuck it I want to go active duty Special Forces send me to the moo- oh they dont do that
>Okay let me get a hold of a recruit- oh theyre not there
>Now I'll just enlis- oh I have to apply
>Im filling out the applica- education???
>Guys why is the Space Force the smallest branch why are they so limited why are they nerds???

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Is this true?

>>64888220
Overhiring helps no one.

>>64888259
>The amount of potential work in Intel, Cyber, and Space is infinite
Convey to me exactly how you can "overhire" for a potential infinity workload?

>>64888312
Why do you think the Space Force needs as many people as the Army?

>>64888330
because they could do all the support work that is dispersed between the major branches alone.

>>64888467
Go be Air Force and support from there

>>64888467
Or that support work can continue to be performed by those in other branches and by contractors who are already performing it? Like seriously, are you unaware of how a specialized organization is run?

>>64888119
"Sweatie"?... Do you need me to put on some deodorant, then?

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>>64888220
One of the best parts about the Space Force is that literally all of their base locations are good. You basically can’t get stationed somewhere shitty.

>>64888220
Thule isn't listed.

>>64888830
>literally all of their base locations are good. You basically can’t get stationed somewhere shitty.
How's northern Greenland this time 'o year?

>the meaning of my tattoo is
Reminder that no one cares.

>>64888846
Okay...
>gets swastika

>>64888846
Nobody asked.

>>64888473
Whats stopping the military from fully merging the missle commands, geospatial, etc, of other branches into space force?
The whole purpose of the Space Force was to create a supporting command structure to the rest of the military that was economically viable.
Space Force has 0 reason not to expand as more theaters open up.

>>64888862
Why don't you call your senator and let them know what you think

>>64888864
Okay, I think I will.

>>64888851
>becomes cabinet secretary

>>64888866
Which one?

>>64888869
Pete Hegseth, the meathead that is currently heading the DoD. He wasn't tough enough to get a real swastika, so he's larping as a crusader instead

>>64888874
>so he's larping as a crusader instead
Where's his sword?

>>64888887
Hey guys, Robert here! I used to post here 7 +-1 years ago and took a long hiatus. So what's up /meg/?

>>64888887
>>64888896
Didn't mean to @ you, bro. Phone posting rn

>>64888896
I've never seen a manic episode last this long. Poor guy must be having a midlife crisis.

>>64888906
Damn, well I guess someone stole my identity.

>>64888887
Literally off by one :(

>>64888896
Atleast you've finally gotten to admitting that you've wasted nearly a decade here.
I found /meg/ a couple weeks after I made my mind up about enlisting but your consistent presence here has encouraged me not to change my mind.
I would hate to be like you, helplessly spectating the revolving door of new recruits about to start their new lives while wasting my own, several years removed from a BCD.
I cannot imagine a greater cück than you, Robert.

>>64888910
Nobody wants to be you, which is why you feel more comfortable with the Robert pet name than ol' Dirlewangerfag.

>>64888917
>Atleast you've finally gotten to admitting that you've wasted nearly a decade here.
That wasn't me, senpai. I spent those 7 +-1 years in the military this whole time. I'm an E-9 now.

>Nobody wants to be you, which is why you feel more comfortable with the Robert pet name than ol' Dirlewangerfag.
That wasn't me, just some slanderers.

>>64888926
>still pretending he is in the military he spends every day talking shit about

>>64888931
I'm about to get promoted to E-10 soon, this is a pretty historic moment.

>>64888939
It looks like I don't even need to spin you up any more today. Your mental illness has you going nuts without any need for my involvement, and your terminal internet addiction is ensuring that you stay on 4chan instead of enacting your plan to kill National Guardspeople with your parents' firearms. Looks like I can take the rest of the weekend off.

>>64888950
I'm on my lunch break rn.

>Looks like I can take the rest of the weekend off.
No you can't, NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20!!!

>>64888874
>meathead
Aww, he reminds you of the guys who kicked your teeth in.

>>64889141
Aww, you're making stuff up to sound cool and so that people who don't know your nonexistent context can't argue with you.

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>disappears halfway through the day
>is a former SFC trying to get back at all of the Majors who made him frown
>presence doesn't increase operational yield in anyway
Oh no, not less of them.

>>64888231
I mean it's literally the law.

>>64889185
t. has never worked with a warrant in his life lol

Space Force bro? I don't think they need you.
https://taskandpurpose.com/news/space-force-beats-recruiting-goal/

>>64889201
I was just trolling. Im Army. Space Force is cool though.

>>64888841
>Space Force already has a base in Greenland
We're already there?
I thought we needed to annex Greenland tho.

>>64889242
Wait until you hear about how Russia is fighting in Ukraine to keep NATO away from its borders yet Finland, Estonia, and Latvia are already a part of NATO.

>>64889185
>former SFC
You are so fucking retarded, Robert.
Except for Cyber and Aviation, you cant become a WO without hitting Sergeant.
In that case every WO was a "former SFC" but you really believed SFCs could just become WOs.

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>>64889279
Shit im drunk but in my mind that was A slam dunk.
I legit thought you said PFC not SFC.
Still, you dont need to be an SFC to be WO

>>64889289
Do you find that drinking to excess helps quiet the guilt?

>>64889242
>We're already there?
Yes, you didn't know that? This isn't even a secret.

>I thought we needed to annex Greenland tho.
I guess because having only one leased base that you lost several nukes at in the nearby water from a B-52 crash wasn't good enough for us.

>>64889416
The guilt of what, a failed marriage and shit finances?