Hey, hey people! A drug addict tried to pick a fight with me while I was walking home.I live in Poland/EU.What's some good self defense weapons for my laws?Are those flashlights with built in tasers any good, would they work against someone on drugs?
>>64877410self defense laws in Poland are zogged to hell and back, using any kind of real weapon to defend yourself can get you in trouble
>>64877414Well that's a lie and you are a retarded nigger
Hey, what's up
In before "get a bike lock".There are those short steel cable whips, too... look a bit like a retractable baton, but hurts like God's own lightning bolts.
>>64877410was he armed?If people in your society are not typically armed then learning a good marital art like Muay Thai would helpalso Im told the big maglight torches double as effective clubs in a pinch
why would you ask an international board with a predominantly american userbase about gun and defense laws in your specific country, while also for some reason add /EU as if they were interchangeable?why wouldn't you look at the legislation of your country instead? why would you put a generic EU map as profile pic? and why would you post at late morning by warsaw time, despite saying that you were walking home, presumably from work in the night? which is conversely the time of highest activity by D&C shitposters, chinks and ziggers spamming their off topic threads because they know the american jannies are asleep?
>>64877427I'm physically disabled, man. I can't throw a proper punch. At worst I can try and gouge someone's eyes if I wouldn't be able to outrun them.>>64877417I was walking home, some dude sucker punched me and tackled me onto the pavement. Then I got up and he wanted to fight me. I stayed quiet because his movements were all weird and jittery like a coke user out of a movie.
>>64877444shut the fuck up nigger, don't like the thread report it
>>64877410Pepper spray. Works like a charm against bydlo, gopniks and junkies.
>>64877416you're the retard. Someone comes up to you demanding your wallet and he has a small knife and you shoot him dead and you'll go to jail as the defence wasn't proportional to the offence and you didn't try to retreat.
>>64877444would it be for stoking inter-nato division? That'd be niggerish.
>>64877410step 1: go to what ever site you can find Poland's consolidated lawstep 2: read trough your criminal law for the parts relevant to self defense and weapon carrystep 3: ? ? ? ? ?step 4: your new daily sdcarry or go on a Polish forum related to weapons or the law. even better book a single hour consultation with a criminal law defense lawyer and prepare a short list of questions like how does our self defense law work?how is the jurisprudence in Poland in relation to self defense?what can I legally carry to defend myself with without any sort of permit?how would I go about getting a permit for the things that require one?just knowing your countries self defense law before you get into an altercation can save you a lot of money, time and stress
>>64877444>profile pic>random irrelevant mention of chinks and ziggersyep, hello r/NCD, thanks for ruining the board and a random guy's thread asking for help sincerely ps: if you're so bitter and antagonistic to normal people predditor, why don't you just kill yourself?
>>64877410You should give in and let him rob and kill you.No, I don't mean people in general, I mean (You) specifically.
>>64877476Number 4 is really the only option. Plenty of judges make weird judgements all over Europe like> they were frustrated so they don't go to jail for gangraping cunnyor> you're a trained marksman so you should have been able to shoot the weapon out of the assailant's hand in a few seconds-long life-or-death situation, do not pass go & straight to prison
>>64877410>Polish law allows modern firearms ownership on a general shall-issue basis under police-issued permit for people who provide an important reason. Hunting, sport shooting, training and collecting are the most popular reasons and require membership in suitable organizations. Self-defense permits for civilians are chief exceptions to the rule, where a may-issue based permit is required. Antique black powder firearms or their replicas and most air guns are available without a permit. Firearm owners are subject to physical and mental health evaluations and domestic violence confiscation laws resembling U.S. red flag laws.First paragraph on Wikipedia.
>>64877444This sounds like a nogunz
>>64877410don't. I hate it when the femboys fight back.
>>64877572>black powder firearms are available without a permitMateusz, give thes Pedals a volley!
>>64877444i mean, he's got a point
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>>64877410Listen to me.You see me? look at my eyes. Don't be there when the police show up. "We are still looking for the suspect"12 months later. Nobody gives a shit about some drug dealer's killer. Shoot him with a Makarov pistol.
Really the only things that I can think to keep in mind are:1. Knives bad, any weapon with a blade is treated as "offensive weapon" by our retarded commie judges so carrying one for self defense is just asking for prison rape.Interestingly, broken glass is treated as bladed weapon too, so glassing someone with broken bottle is treated the same as gutting them with a knife.2. After the successful defense, when talking with police say "I pushed him", "I used my baton to push him away" don't say "I hit him". If you're hitting him that means you're in a fight, a very different legal situation than self defense and it will be used against you.3. The retarded proportionality. Yeah we have the single most retarded piece of legislature ever, the proportionality law that says that you need to limit your force while under attack. So yes if a drunk hobo attacks you with his fist and you can't escape you're supposed to dunk it out with him with your fists and maybe a simple baton, if you don't overdue it. Luckily this is no longer applicable to the home defense situation so feel free to blast any invader with slug (again, there's a catch, that the use of weapons for self defense should be proportional to the danger, but more in a sense that you won't get in trouble for shooting a robber with a knife, but absolutely will get into trouble for shooting a kid on your lawn and claiming he was trespassing like some mutts do)4. Tasers are meme and the useful ones cost fortune. And guess what judges treat them as dangerous weapons anyway so just stick to pepper spray or gel.
>>64877410>Hey, hey people!
>>64877491>t-there's NCD inside this cubbard here, i know it, i know it was here!
>>64877634This. I could be totally play fighting but if I sense any real attitude I'll fucking pull your fingernails out. I don't know where the middle is but I hate resistance but I also hate prey showing it's belly. This all might have to do with some concussions.
Nie potrzebujesz żadnego pozwolenia na czarnoprochowca.
>>64877823>r/NCD sister mad because Xe got called out for being a disgusting predditor wishing ill upon the disabledplease sista, go to r/uhg or r/chug and leave normal folks be, thanks!
>>64877933i'm not the guy that you were seething at, cool it lil nigga.
Thanks everyone looks like the obvious choice is the strongest legal pepper spray I can get.
>>64877410these cost me like 20 pln for a pairthey are steel inside overmolde in some rubber thing and they are technically not knuckle dusters + get a pepper gel, not spray buy gel so you dont get hit with the irritant cloud ur self+ get some good flashlight
>>64877444trips of truthyou can see all the bots commenting
>>64877410jeśli masz pozwolenie: makarowjeśli nie: gaz pieprzowy
>>64877565>they were frustrated so they don't go to jail for gangraping cunnyYou can call me crazy but judges that makes arguments like these judges tend to be suspiciously old hags and left leaning. My personal theory is that these old hag judges hate younger women or girls since they know they are considered more attractive then them so anything that hurts them is secretly celebrated. They also have never given birth themself so they never developed any mothers instinct that could be applied to all the young female victims since they are not "children" but potentional "rivals".The men that keep gangsnuggling cunny or forcing young women into sudden random struggle snuggles are all immigrant men from africa or the middle east. They are all young men so they are obviously just a gang of young boys that din du nuffin and they just needs some guidance in life and only a old hag like them know what is best for these migrant men.
>>64879903you might be onto something anon, femoid intrasexual competition and hatred for each other is fucking insane
>>64877410you can carry a cap n ball revolver can't you? no reason not to get one. most countries in Europe aren't as free as yours
>>64877410why do you end up in an area where drug addicts try to pick fights with you?
>>64877444trips of truth.
>>64879903it's worse, despite no longer having political appointment of judges in Europe due to EU rules.almost all female judges are (far)left and because there's been this push to appoint more women judges because muh equality.a lot off those hags got onto the bench.I once had to represent a client on a lapse of his cars registration. he didn't stop paying his insurance he didn't get his car inspected fast enough after he inherited it. he got a bigger fine than the women before me.she had been out clubbing with her bf, both where drunk,under the influence and sleep deprived. but her bf asked her to drive.she fell asleep behind the wheel, hit and other car, hit the berm, flipped the car and smashed into a lamppost. she got hurt her bf nearly died and is on disability due to losing a leg and the car she hit got totaled.but hey her bf asked her and she's dumped him so she's learning right?I HATE female judges, they don't apply the law but their feelings
>>64877444notice also how he chose poland specifically. the local zigger has a deep seated hatred towards poles in general. not too long ago he used to spam jaks with the polish flag. the only one who would want to depict poles as pathetic wimps had to be russian, especially now.
>>64877444Circular Error Probability: ZEROOP's bootyhole destroyed.
>>64877410Standard euro self defense if you’re a 6’4 man is to gurgle and scream for help at the top of your lungs.If that fails,piss yourself and play dead.
>>64886482So you are telling me a guy that did not drink and drive, crash his car has a higher fine then a bitch that actually did that?How is that even possible?
>>64886482Driving drunk and crashing a car does not challenge the power of the state.Failing to get your car inspected does.
>>64877444Checked
>>64886777>>64887996women judges, they dress up their emotion based judgment in the law.
>>64877410A gun.No, really. Poland is pretty good when it comes to gun laws. You can fairly easily get a permit which allows you to carry. You can get a black powder gun if you want minimum effort. Also, for hobos/drug addicts I'd recommend a pepper spray. You don't want to shot anyone unless your life is in real danger. Get a small gun/pepper spray so you will actually carry it.
