Yeah, I'd be mad enough to steal a MiG.
>>64880934Can't have shit in Pyongyang.
>>64880934>no cum sockWhat about a jizz rag?
not weapons
>>64881090Stole a MiG and defected; weapons related.
>>64880934But is anyone mad enough to steal the su47 and defect to the west?
>no CUM sock>operation MoolahWho cums up with this shit?
>>64881230Dr. Owning Inseeman, who conducted his experiments out of Pen Island during the late 60s.
>>64881226>Berkut, my belovedShe deserved better
>>64881271Assisted by the Soviet femme fatal Ivanna Sukov.
Finally, I have a reason to post this
>>64881477That's the real reason they're isolationist. They saw Thailand, with cities like "Phuket" and "Bangkok", seemingly predestined for sex tourism, and so they took drastic measures to avoid that fate.
>>64881477hahaha
>>64880934This guy gets all the attention when a Polish pilot defected with his MiG first. The only difference is Denmark was forced to return the MiG to Poland (after western glowies took it apart first of course). That Polish defector ended up starting a joint fitting manufacturing firm in Pennsylvania that his sons still run. Frank Jarecki I believe his name was.
>>64881542Keeping the MiGger full-time so you can actually fly it leads to more intel. Credit to the Pole, but disassembly doesn't lead to flight characteristics.
>>64881542>JareckiI dread to think how badly burgers mangled the pronunciation.
>>64880934>CIA offers huge cash prize for MiG>guy has no idea and defects with MiG>nice glowie tells him about prize>head glowies try to fuck him over>AF guy has to step in and tell them not to be cuntsWhy are they like this?
>>64880934>land in america>everyone raughs at your name>flee back to North Korea in another fighter jetkino
>>64881486KIM JONG UN IS THE MASTER OF GOON
>>64881613>implying that the Norks weren't laughing at him
>>64881477It's pretty funny.Don't forget worst Koreans find themselves in the situation with things like kumho tires
>>64881938>nodongr/AsianMasculinity
>>64881542https://www.jareckivalves.net/jarecki-valves-founder.htmlwill be ordering my (((valves fitted))) from jarecki from here on out
>>64881226Be pretty difficult since there's no way in hell it's airworthy right now.
>>64881486Damn I never thought about it but the Norks could rake it in if they stopped being so closed off and instead turned themselves into a sex tourism hub, they've got the light-skinned East Asians everybody actually wants to fuck.
>>64881604>>head glowies try to fuck him over>>For 100,000KFuck. Even if that's over million adjusted for inflation today, that's still less than a third the material cost of a fighter jet of that era. Literal pennies on the dollar if you're accounting for it in terms of the intelligence value of an intact jet from a peer rival. Some CIA department head was being an absolute cheapskate cunt about their quarterly budget.
>>64881997Nobody wants those skillet-faced bags of antlers.
>>64882020The median income was $3,200, the reward was 31 years pay or 5.5 houses. Yes it is nothing compared to the jet let alone the intel but it was set for life money.>quarterly budgetIn the 1950's CIA it would have gone straight into the pocket of whoever said Kum-Sok had been paid.
>>64882030>skillet-faced bags of antlers
the power of semen retention
>>64881997Reminds me of the Nork grunts sent to Luhansk who got addicted to gooning. How many of them were executed for posession of Kim Yo Jong imouto hentai?
>>64882308>executed for posession of Kim Yo Jong imouto hentai
>>64880934Why does he look like Elon Musk's North Korean cousin???
>>64880934>Cumsock
>>64881474Sounds like one of Trump's wives.
>>64881542Who the hell forced them to return the MiG?
>>64882546Me.
>>64882546it's called mogging. The US did this multiple times with defector aircraft.>yeah we took your garbage apart and realized it sucks, you can have it back we don't want it lol
>>64882525Die Another Day was a documentary.
>>64880934You can't steal anything in a communist society :)
>There were repercussions for No's defection, according to Captain Lee Un-yong, a flight instructor with the Korean People's Army Air and Anti-Air Force who defected to South Korea two years after No. In the 1970s, General Wan-yong, the top commander of the Korean People's Army Air and Anti-Air Force, was demoted, and five of No's comrades and commanders in the air force were executed. Among those killed was Lieutenant Kun Soo-sung, No's best friend and fellow pilot.Sad>He worked as an aeronautical engineer for Grumman, Boeing, Pan Am, General Dynamics, General Motors, General Electric, Lockheed, DuPont, and Westinghouse.Based
>>64880934>no pussy>no bussy>not even a kum sockSuch is life in NK, fucking grim.
>>64881598>I dread to think how badly burgers mangled the pronunciation.Not badly probably, there are loads of Poles in USA, mostly northern east coast.You can get a kransky or a brat anywhere in NYC and everybody knows how to pronounce them.
