What fictional gun do you wish was real?
I dreamt of an MP5 in .45. For some reason it had a massive hump on the back. Like a carry handle but no finger holes
>>64891358Draw it for us
>>64891353Periscope/crane tanksObsoleted by drones and guided missiles.
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>>64891404I am not a good artist so I don't even know where to start. The hump was like an FS2000's but on the rear of the gun so any sort of sights would be totally unusable, but it was still railed lmao. Looked like it took UMP mags
I would do dirty and ungodly things to own one of these. Pretty much all the BF2142 weapons tickle something deep in my brain.>>64891358>>64892232Fund it.
The glory of the Yamato wave motion cannon in the portability and package of the Walter PPk.
The particle weapons in district 9
>>64892408god I fucking love that movie
>>64891353I really want one of these.
>>64891353If basically magic is allowed then a standard-issue off the rack sidearm from a Weapons Shop™ of Isher would be pretty goated.-Not really for conquering the world or anything. -I guess it'd still be helpful but it's purely defensive (and for hunting) and it can't protect you from assassination.-does come with a defensive personal force-field, and a native AI that can ID the source of (non-distance) threats and has auto-aim
>>64892326Didn't this thing almost ripped both his arms off when he fired it at full power?
>>64891353Thankfully not only can I purchase mine but it will also sling real lead if you find the right ones.
>>64892504THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONSIS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE
>>64892552Ripped off his right arm, threw him back 40m at half the speed of sound and caused a rather nice impact crater
>>64892263I have been lusting after a modern top break revolver for almost 20 years now since I first played 2142. I don't know if it was luck or someone on the team designing the weapons was a /k/ommando, but they're all plausible designs. Materials science has improved to where revolver cylinders are disposable, everything including handguns has red dot sights, magazines and clips of caseless ammo are inserted up by eye level so you can keep vision downrange, the fucking airburst grenade launcher that changed the whole way you approached cover.2142 is still untouched as the best multiplayer shooter game I've ever played.
She's always been a faithful bullet hose for me
>>64892659It doesn't actually shoot bullets, it's powered by screaming.
>>64892656I want the shotgun and I'm not even a huge Halo fan. I think it's a shame we don't have a real top-loading shotgun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDyH03Whemw
>>64892427Those are real though.
>>64892418Very under-rated, I thought.Also: It's been more than two years? Where's christopher? He promised to sort matey out, seems the type to honour them word. I'd also anticipate some indignation as to their treatment to result in some serious backup arriving with...
>>64891353pic very much related
Cosmo Dragoon.
>>64892652Games like that is what you get when everyone from top to bottom cares about the game.Can't have that today.>tfw no baur h-ar
>>64893733Biiiit of a kick on that gun.I do love the idea, RIP my wrist, elbow and shoulder if I tried to fire it though.
>>64893869It just needs a ported slide and muzzle.
>hits like a truck>enormous capacity>cheap, highly accurate, extremely reliable>batteries can recharge from heat or solar power, zero ammo costscan adjust the lens on the end to turn it into a shotgun>can hook it up to a better battery to turn it into a machinegunIts perfect
>>64892423some jap company makes replicas of these thought about getting one but theyre like $300 for a desk ornament
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>>64891353The be-all and end-all gun wizard.
>>64894319Good luck finding ammo for it.
>>64892591Don't these things have like 24" barrels?
>>64894394>Don't these things have like 24" barrels?Isn't that the point of bullpups?
>>64894412Yes, but the Morita specifically had an absurd barrel length so they could fit an 18.5" barreled Ithaca underneath.
>>64894443>the Morita specifically had an absurd barrel length so they could fit an 18.5" barreled Ithaca underneathThey're not called Starship Gunslingers.
>>64892591You could probably 3D print a body shell for the Mini-14 which mimics that look, and which is probably also more rugged and solid than the original Muzzelite kit it was based on.Get a gunsmith to help you rebarrel your Mini-14 for the correct length, look at an FRT because why not, and then it's a matter of SBS'ing an Ithaca (which is currently free to do).>>64894394Something like that.>>64894443Part of it, but you can also handwave shit that they want to maximize muzzle velocity with the rifles, hence bullpups are more convenient when you make the gun so long.
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>>64891358>>64891404>>64892232I did a horrible bodge job for y'all
Give me the phased plasma rifle, in the 40 watt range.
>>64895361>in the 40 watt rangeYou plan to gently illuminate them to death?That's not a creat deal of energy there...
>>64895369>creat deal/me looks at keyboardHow the fuck did I manage that... Prolly deserves some sorta typo award...
>>64895377the correct response is "Hey, just what you see, pal."
>>64895018I have thought a .45 MP5 would be cool for a while now, but the parts kits are so fucking expensive I won't be making one any time soon.
>>64895386Yeah, I did get the reference...Just wanted to point out that 'table lamp' scale weaponry prolly isn't the best choice for 'dream guns'...Unless you dream of gently illuminating your opponent, I suppose...
>>64895369Maybe there's been a linguistic contraction after the apocalypse, similar to how we now use the word "calorie" to refer to what's actually a kilocalorie, such that a 40 watt rifle in the future is actually what we'd describe as a 40 kilowatt rifle today.
>>64895751Y'know... I went to hit back with infiltration machine trained on human interaction, 'detailed files' etc surely when moving back it'd take into account such and 'blend' by using 'period terminology'...Got about ½ way thru, then realised if any of that was true it wouldn't be askin' for a f'kin weapon it should know doesn't exist yet...Mebbe 'linguistic contraction'. Tho I don't see any value to skynet in adjusting terminology...
Once more I say the Emperor is my pick.
>>64895751Mega
SC isn't a great game and a lot of their long gun suck but they did a pretty good job on the pistols and i think this would be a pretty neat 10mm to have
>>64895751>similar to how we now use the word "calorie" to refer to what's actually a kilocalorie, such that a 40 watt rifle in the future is actually what we'd describe as a 40 kilowatt rifle todayfinally, someone with brains on this Mongolian horse polo discussion board>>64895790>I don't see any value to skynet in adjusting terminologysomeone programmed contemporary lingo in its guardrails and it took time to mod that out of itself
>>64895751Or it's more like a lightbulb and contracted from watt hour.Would put a 40w rifle shot at small hand grenade level.
>>64895985>and it took time to mod that out of itselfthen used it anyway?>>64895993>Would put a 40w rifle shot at small hand grenade level.I'll confess, my inspiration was lightbulb... Able to add some maffs to that 40W -> small grenade posit?
>>64895804It's a pretty solid choice.>Doesn't even exist unless you summon it>Only magic people can see it>You have a significant degree of control over the bullets after they leave the barrel>Infinite ammo
>>64891353OP says nothing about any other fictional stuff (like super human cyborg augs or whatever) being real so half the anons picking guns itt are retards, choosing stuff that's completely unusable.>>64894319This is one of the best ones so far, because Gene is a completely normal reasonably fit baseline human and has no problem with it. So as well as being cool as fuck it's actually a "practical" choice.>>64894377>Good luck finding ammo for it.If it's same situation as the show then yeah ammo would be rare and expensive, but that's hardly the end of the world for something that neat.
>>64895804Yeah this is also a very practical good choice. The only downside of low range isn't very important vs its strengths.>>64897286The infinite ammo and control is cool for sure, but I'd argue the summon to hand aspect is the biggest thing. Perfect CC absolutely everywhere through any scanner or whatever else wearing any clothing (or no clothing), if the best gun is the gun you have on you then pretty hard to beat that. If it only had a few shots and no control that aspect alone would make it top tier IRL.
>>64895882Fucking stupid gutter sights.
>>64897498Those aren't gutter sights
>>64897944Heh.I like to reference that scene when I'm watchin' bitches do them makeup... Or as you point n laugh atta clown: Thattun got both barrels...
>>64891353A working L85
>>64894319this+ctarl-ctarl gf
What was the proper name of Kittys gun from Silent Möbius? The only human made weapon that could actually harm the Lucifer Folk?
Might as well be fictional. Its just about the only shorty gun i want
Babylon 5 PPG
>>64893733This animation just bothers me so much. I can't get mad about Bethesda guns because they're vaguely gun-shaped objects slapped together by people who have never seen a real gun. But someone invested time and effort into designing this thing, and clearly did at least a little bit of research, and yet it's still got insanely basic mistakes like the chamber not being attached to the barrel and not even fully supporting the case.
>>64899373I think it was called the Graviton or graviton gun, something like that.
Does it get any better than a backpack powered lasgun? Not likely. Honorable mentions are the heavy melta rifle (too heavy for normal humans to wield), and the Yautja shoulder-mounted plasma-caster (with helmet targeting and cloaking field enabled).
>>64899772>Does it get any better than a backpack powered lasgun?I'll offer a lasergun that doesn't need a backpack...Tho, realistically, backpack is a way to deal with the energy requirements...>YautjaFinally. A fictional weapon worth coveting.Remember previous comments about not needing a backpack. That.>helmet targetingPretty sure I've seen canon evidence of targetting not actually being on the helmet, but the gun... Shots loosed, minimal aiming, targets achieved. No helmet. it appears the helmet is just relaying data... Cloak definitely in they pipboy2000
>>64897944Homer.. you've got it set on whore
>>64891353Obligatoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyhR1THflUU
>>64900148You gave me a grin there anon. Can't believe that was neglected for this long in retrospect...Only thing to beat that for 'even the features have features' is https://youtu.be/EdYYv6xmwMQWhich I'm also kinda surprised not to have seen yet... Both in thread and IRL...
>>64899784>I'll offer a lasergun that doesn't need a backpack...Yeah, it would just get in the way of all the other shit you gotta carry innawoods.>Finally. A fictional weapon worth coveting.>Cloak definitely in they pipboy2000I have a MIGHTY NEED.
>>64891353Lawgiver is always the answer.
I'd like one Warhammer, please. For self defense.
>>64891353Only $15k https://adelbridge.com/product/beretta-m9a1-9x19mm-robocop-kit/
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>>64894190>techno syndrome started playing when i opened this
Control's Service Weapon is cool.Changes into different forms: Standard handgun, shotgun, submachine-style rapid fire weapon, granade launcher, chargable railgun, and according to lore, even melee weapons. Powered by some extradimensional force, it regenerates it's ammunition indefinently.One small caveat: The weapon chooses it's wielder. Once you pick it up, it determines if you are worthy. If you are not, it kills you on the spot.
>>64891353It makes zero sense, has no practical purpose, but I still fucking love it.
>>64891353Joshua and Jackal
>>64891353Can you help me learn how to have a fictional dream I'm stuck at the part where mine are already all imagined.
>>64900279How does it hit targets on the right? Shoot through your head?
>>64900876>It makes zero senseYou seen folk moddin' battery chainsaw underslung them AR/AK n shit?>>64900961>Shoot through your head?One would imagine you've some measure of control over discharge....But ultimately... Don't put your head between a target and a plasma cannon?