/k/ - Respect the Fanny Pack - Weapons

Anonymous

Respect the Fanny Pack 02/23/26(Mon)12:32:54 No.64893918

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Respect the Fanny Pack Anonymous 02/23/26(Mon)12:32:54 No.64893918 Archived

>Swiss-cheesed by some broccoli-headed 22-year-old zoomer who draws faster than you from his fanny pack
>Bleeding out on the street
>"Ayo no cap fr diddy blud tried cowboy type shi ong he carryin that hear ye' hear ye' piece."
>Takes his phone out of his fanny pack and films your execution for his tiktok

These things are fucking cool. Why don't you conceal your carry in a fanny pack? They're not for dorky moms or dads any more.

Anonymous
02/23/26(Mon)12:50:37 No.64893986

Anonymous 02/23/26(Mon)12:50:37 No.64893986

>>64893918
since people are carrying in fanny packs, including rogues and thugs etc, people are seeing fanny packs as not-so-low-profile any more.

Anonymous
02/23/26(Mon)12:55:13 No.64894013

Anonymous 02/23/26(Mon)12:55:13 No.64894013

>>64893918
I've never seen anyone carry a fanny pack since like 1994

Anonymous
02/23/26(Mon)12:57:16 No.64894020

Anonymous 02/23/26(Mon)12:57:16 No.64894020

>See YN reach in his fanny pack
>Draw on him
>YN fumbles because his Taurus wasnt secured and his parents go on to say how he was a good boy he dindu nuffin

Anonymous
02/23/26(Mon)12:58:25 No.64894027

Anonymous 02/23/26(Mon)12:58:25 No.64894027

Fanny packs are great.
>Gun
>Burt's Bees
>Tissue
>Wallet
>Phone battery

I mean, it's just so fuckin great

Anonymous
02/23/26(Mon)13:23:12 No.64894144

Anonymous 02/23/26(Mon)13:23:12 No.64894144

>>64893918
I automatically assume any guy wearing a fanny pack has a gun in there. It's not discreet.

Anonymous
02/23/26(Mon)13:30:41 No.64894176

Anonymous 02/23/26(Mon)13:30:41 No.64894176

>>64894144
This is the biggest issue. If you do wear one, make sure it's something faggy and not a 511 tactical. Even then, the right kind of people will still be suspicious.