What food is best for an army on the march if theres no such thing as vacuum sealing MRE shit that tastes like absolute dogshit?
cum
>>64909557canned goodsand if no cans? hardtack & other dried goodsif no dried good? live cattle & what you ca buy/pillageif no fresh goods? bitch you dead
>>64909557I'm surprised he's even able to lift that thing, let alone his own body weight
>>64909557how do you feel about salt pork and hard tack
>>64909557Each time I see this photo I can literally feel how my curse-meter fills up. There's something about the whole combination of long ass ghoulish hand, the most wretched tomato on the earth, and the fucking Christmas elf sock.
>>64909557hardtack and lemons
>>64909703>most wretched tomatoThis is how homegrown tomatoes looks like, we call this kind "giant raspberry". They taste much better than the fast growing supermarket variety.
>>64909557spam
>>64909557Pemmican
>>64910534I miss the ugly tomatoes. They looked like shit but tasted good and were great for anything where raw aesthetics weren't a factor. Plus they were super cheap before the coof, like 5+ times cheaper than the "pretty" ones.
>>64909557>that tastessorry anon that we cant bring connoisseur mre's for you
>>64910534Supermarket tomatoes are selected for fast growth, perfect shape/appearance, and durability in shipping/handling. Flavor? Not even a concern. Sadly it's the same for most produce. They care about growth rates and appearance, not flavor. Same with grains, honestly. Quality rice or flour is amazing compared to the supermarket stuff or the industrial kind used for premade food.
parmesan cheeseI had to cut some yesterday its hard as a rock and nutrient dense
>>64909586>canned goodstoo heavy
>>64910534The large split on the left side, next to Skeleton ET's thumb, is a sign that it likely got too much water too fast for the skin of the tomato to adapt and/or something lacking in the soil. You can have it look better than that one and still be a good tasting homegrown tomato.
>>64911515important info for anybody trying to cut parm, you will fuck yourself up if you try to cut it like normal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL6vP4eDmEQ
>>64911540starving is a heavier weight
>>64909557CornmealSaltFlourSugarBullion Dried fishDried meat
>>64909557Whatever you can buy, beg, or steal from the locals. They called it "foraging," to make it sound less unpleasant than it actually was.
>>64913077Weezer if they 1890?
>>64911540Beef jerky and multivitamins.
Sweetened condensed milk or olive oil.
>>64909703>my curse-meter fills upLeme help you
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>>64909557Someone please tell me this image is edited, it looks like me when I was 8.
>>64913866thank goodness I have terrible visual acuity so I've no idea what I'm looking at.
>>64913866I remember that thread
>>64913025mmm chloroform
>>64911336I had an ugly tomato years ago and I still remember how good it tasted, I use it to judge all other tomatoes.
>>64914093>>64872358Here, anon, lemme help you picture it better.
>>64910534Heirloom tomatoes are great. Ugly fuckers but vastly better than anything you'll ever find
>>64914141Maybe I'm broken and lost for corpofags because I had grandparents with their own vegetable garden and I had the unfortunate opportunity to develop standards as a kid and now barely anything tastes, even actually decent farmer's-market produce.
>>64915292I grew tomatoes one year as a kid, I had so many I gave a whole bag to my elderly neighbors, looking back I didn't think much of it but I know they did. My second year crop was not as good because by then the pests had figured out where my plants were.
>>64915292Store-bought tomatoes (and other vegetables) are so flavorless because they get picked very early, and then refrigerated for an often lengthy trip. While these developments are great for health, malnutrition in wintertime used to be a major killer, the price is flavor. You get year-round produce, but at the cost of it being very bland.
>>64911540This kid doesn't know about C-Rations. They're the reason those little disposable can openers can be found by the thousands in ever surplus store since 1945.
>>64911540If canned goods are too heavy your logistics are fucked and everyone is going to starve either way.>>64910534I have my own tomatoes. They look like normal tomatoes and they are leagues above the supermarket shit.You absolutely can go for the meme heirloom tomatoes and they will probably even taste great, but it works just as well with normal tomatoes.>>64909557Start with three times the soldiers you actually need and resort to canibalism immediately.t. Ching Chong from Hong Kong
>>64909557Plunder
>>64914094Anon, that was literally yesterday, I would fucking hope you still remember.
Are MREs even worth buying? I had one that my brother gave me a few years ago, the entree, "Mexican stew with chicken" was low-grade cat food.
>>64913866Genuinely what am I even looking at
>>64915847>looking back I didn't think much of it but I know they didHow do you know?
>>64917347Has anyone done something nice for you, unprompted? How did it make you feel? Now imagine being an 80 year old born in the 1900s you fucking zoomer, and apply the scenario.
Onions, lots of them
>>64917563Yes, it doesn't really make me fell anything other then the initial surprise which wears off quickly. I asked not as a way to say "prove it" I asked because I was wondering if there was a specific reaction or change that allowed you to tell that it meant a whole lot to them.
