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By the time you read this, it will be Miku Monday again
In case anyone here is interested, there will be an eclipse in think on the 3rd. Early in the morning around 6-7 (unironically) EST, earlier if you're in a gay time zone
>>64918928I succeeded where you failed
I'm sickened... Yet curious.
>>64918910On a Sunday night?
>>64918954Yes.
>>64918937You mean to tell me that your thread was set to auto sage >>60049373 in retaliation for what you posted elsewhere that day?
>>64918959Man that ain't responsible. You gotta work tomorrow
>>64918964It was deleted, not autosaged, but yes
>>64918921I'm not lazy...
>>64918966Well yeah, that's why I'm drinking tonight and not tomorrow morning>>64918974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CSNv9MNEC4
>>64918931Tfw I read this and it's not Monday
>>64918971Then it seems my entanglement here was for nothing at all>>64919004It's Monday somewhere, anonTime for bed, goodnight to everyone
>>64919024>Then it seems my entanglement here was for nothing at allI'm glad you're here anyway, goodnight
>>64918921
Now that he's gone we can really get down to it. Lets talk feet, gentlemen.
>>64918981You're gonna be hungover tho>>64919058mann das ist gross
>>64919069Nah I don't get hangovers
>>64919085Suit yourself then, and drink some Pedialyte
>>64919085Yeah my 20s were a hell of a time too.Give it a few years, it becomes a multi-day affair
>>64919144...I'm in my 30s anon, I'm just built different. A hundred generations of the world's strongest alcoholics converged to create me, the ultimate being made to produce and consume ethanol.
>>64919069>mann das ist grossYou're right, commies ARE gross. Anyway, feet
>>64919197Feet Friday later this week.
>>64919197Commies are cude, capitalist swine
>>64918934Sex with Tans.
>>64918934>>64919343>steam (whatever its called) coming outThats kinda gross
>>64919370>>steam (whatever its called) coming out
>>64919542Why are you like this
found these gems in the colorized HOTD manga
>>64919151>Steyr M.95>Scope mount directly over the actionThere's a reason that legit M.95 snipers had offset scopes in order to accept en-bloc clips.
>>64919038Good morning and we'll see if you still feel the same by Wednesday>>64919050>cyber personaShe uses a robotic voice filter to alleviate the sound of her Asiatic accent. I suspect she resides in British Columbia
>>64921191IDK why if you were going to make a fantasy Scout with the M95 bolt you wouldn't just use a Mauser box magazine. It's basically what the Ross Marks I & II are.
>>64919370>steam (whatever its called) coming outthe steam frame finally got a release date?
>>64915658 #Yes, I am salaried.As an aside, every country is FUBAR in different ways....had to repost this because I was busy yesterday....
I want to go shooting at a longer range but the only nearby outdoor place is 30 minutes away and hard to go to with my wagie work schedule... They have 7 days a week access but only for members. The cheapest membership is a 6 month membership for 275. 1 year is 425 but I won't go in the cold. I hate this place
>>64921499You're blessed in comparison to me. Nearest outdoor range is 90 minutes away with only a couple of 25yd indoor ranges within a 30 minute drive. No public land to shoot on since it's all farm fields or suburbia where I'm at.
>gf mentions that another student in her dorm bought a bunch of miku figurines and keeps wanting to show people >keeps saying "they""Wait, why are you saying "they"? Did multiple people do this?">oh no, the person who bought the figs is an unironic pre-op tranny (a man) who has a moustache and identifies as a "they"Colossal L for miku fans
>>64921541I mean, a man who collects waifu figurines is either a gooner or a tranny, no in between
>>64921541Nigger I think you're missing the forest for the trees here.There is a MAN in the dorms with your GF. You best hope by "Post OP" she means they cut their dick off. Else your GF is probably gonna get to experience involuntary dilation.
Hey does anyone here have an art piece of two girls in a car holding what looks like 2011s?
>>64921541Everyone that posts ship girls is mentally ill. No surprising
>>64921567I collect them and I'm neither
>>64921632they said pre-op, not post-op, but it's highly plausible that they've fucked with their hormones enough to no longer have a functioning penis regardless
>>64921537Living on the East coast sucks. Too far from any public land where I can just go shooting shit. I want to live out in NV
>>64921738NIGGA THATS EVEN WORSE. THEY STILL HAVE A PENIS.
>>64921648miku is a ship girl now?
>>64921567>man who collects waifu figurinesGood thing I only collect fumo2s
Which way human man
>>64921443>every country is FUBAR in different waysTo an extent but America is the least FUBAR and therefore must prevail against Russian and Chinese hegemony>>64921825He's referring to your posting Ent. Also, you're dating someone who uses non-binary pronouns unironically so you're a hypocrite and a coomer
>>649219613, High Elves are made for BHC
>>64921611Still the sexiest woman Puto has drawn, god I want her to interrogate me, alternating between pulling out my teeth and giving me passionate,yet bloody kisses. All the while cooing at me, whispering gentle promses of us getting married and living happily ever after, I just need to tell her what she wants to hear.
>>64922135>High Elvesit explicitly says "wood elf", bwaaka>>64922153if you're posting this kind of stuff unironically, then I'm unironically demanding that you seek psychiatric helpalso I for one prefer his MSS glowie (it must have taken him a lot of restraint to not include her feet in the picture)
>>64922201>it explicitly says "wood elf", bwaaka This is how humans constantly get kidnapped by elves. They think they're going for a walk in a human safe elven area when in reality they read wrong and its "those" types instead. You know the ones.
>>64922117that's not enterprise that's iowa. And what did you expect, she's 19, she's going to go the path of least resistance when it comes to pronouns. Even when I was in my undergrad years a decade ago it was already an issue.
>>64921961catgirl looks like the least likely to dismember me alive, and if she were to be she'd still probably be the funniest about it. Also catgirls are cute and silly, unlike the other ones who seem very serious.>>64922201I, for one, am a huge fan of his american glowie.
>>64921961UN angelI will consume the mana, I will live in a heavenly mansion, and I will be happy.
Unfinished dream of all living weeabos
>>64922117>America is the least FUBAThat is getting hard to claim with every passing day. The USA of today is much more FUBAR now than in living memory.
>>64921537I know your pain as someone who lives in Texas. It’s all freeways, cookie cutter suburbs, ugly trucks, and beaners. So much for being a state for “freedom”
>>64921961I wanna be raped by the UN lady
>>64922295I wish he drew more pubes
>>64918938What Welshmen see
>>64922570It doesn't work like that if the subject is willing.
>>64922577If not for the freaky hands it would just look like a sheep.
>>64922570
>>64922587The face too
>>64922603I want her helmet.
>>64922614And part 2
>>64922619Who writes these things
>>64922603What are they talking about?
>>64922683I really like how this artist draws noses for some reason
>>64922683
>>64922726
>>64922714Tonight. You.
>>64922201>if you're posting this kind of stuff unironically, then I'm unironically demanding that you seek psychiatric helpI am serious, imagine having a woman's full, unbridled attention for multiple hours, if not days. She even wants to actually touch you, even if it is the form of pain, it is something. And if she loves you, it is a sign that she cares, wanting to spend time making you a better partner instead of ditching you for somebody else. A beating can even be intimate in a way, she is touching you after all. And then you can have gentle aftercare afterwards, going over the lessons you learned, and what to not do next time to provoke her. Imagine her lovingly patching you up afterwards, setting bones and splinting broken fingers, covering up bruises, all while whispering loving words wile you fall asleep in her lap. How could you not want this?
>>64922575Has he even drawn any at all? I can't remember any
God I love RPK!
>>64922770But why would you want that instead of her just loving you normally without all the abuse?
>>64922786Not him but you wouldn't get it
more HOTD chicks
>>64922813either way my point still stands that they should go seek help
>>64921541
>>64921961wood elfpros:>big ears=big love>we can be racist together>fight a 10,000 year guerilla war against everyone, all the time, all at oncecons:>bedding stuffed with thousands of plucked angel feathers kept as a war trophy is uncomfortable and poky>can't get rid of it because it's a family heirloom with a history longer than your race
>>64921567silence normie
>>64922949>opera gx+100 social credit score
>>64922986I'm back to using firefox now, but switched to opera for a while because firefox would inevitably suffer horrendous memory leaks if left open for more than an hour or two. It was really cutting into my ability to shitpost.
>>64922949I withdraw my words
>>64922949Patriot. Still thinking on buying a DD upper but SOP isn't my raifu. She's still cute though.
>>64921567What if some abandoned packages came into your possession the contents of which you decided to keep for shit posting purposes after having learned online that they were completely worthless?>>64922285>not enterprise that's iowaIt seems to me like you're the expert on bote posting>path of least resistanceThe implication being that she's conditioned to the point of using n b pronouns even in private conversation>>64922556At least we still have the Bill of Rights!
>>64923077toes
>>64923077its okay to admit you're jealous anon you don't have to be such a tsun>expert on bote postingI've never watched any of the bote shows, I just know some of the characters
>>64923101Wow, I haven't seen this guys art in a while. Knew I followed him on xitter but I guess he got banned. Does he have any socials besides Pixiv?
>>64923077Rem is best girl
>>64921961One of the Elf girls or the CatgirlsTotal d*mon death
>>64922603>He looks like he fucks UN women
>>64923106danbooru keeps lists of links for artists if that helpshttps://danbooru.donmai.us/artists/143488
>>64923092Painted too, never noticed until now>>64923101Akhi, I do not covet a relationship like yours. I've had the attention of females younger than your non-wife over the years because evidently all it takes to attract them is good hair and a contemporary vehicle of your own. None of them interested me because I'm not a predator. INB4 "they obviously just wanted to play you for rides, alcohol or cannabis">>64923142I'll take your word for it, big dawg
>>64923196>I've had the attention of females younger than your non-wife over the years because evidently all it takes to attract them is good hair and a contemporary vehicle of your ownlmao frierenfag outs himself as a pedo, pottery
>>64923196>I'll take your word for itwatch the show
>>64923218>None of them interested me because I'm not a predator.Literally the next sentence, you disingenuous immigrant>>64923227Isekai just isn't for me, pardner
>>64921567I just like anime girls with guns>>64922949Every time I order a fig I forget about it since they take forever to ship, it's unironically easier for me to order gun parts
>>64922570Man fuck International Law. War crime (AKA fun allowed) Chads on top.
>>64923249>Isekai just isn't for meI get it. but as someone who likes isekai, Re:Zero is one of the few good ones.
>>64923252More than a year wait on both of them for me, since I pre-ordered.
>>64921961
>>64923249If you weren't a predator you wouldn't be talking about how underaged girls were looking at you at all. Neckbeard.
>>64923271nah fuck that, watch this banger instead>makes a Colt 1860 for one of his wives and a S&W snubnose for another>carries a Remington 1858>not a pedophile (all of his child brides are older than him)easily the best isekai of the last 10 years
>>64923297One of the worst things I’ve ever watched
>>64923297the plot synopsis and general vibe made it look extremely generic. didn't pick it up because of that.
>>64922994I switched to waterfox after firefox started introducing AI shit
>>64922994Try Floorp
>>64923314It's genuinely terrible. Although it did do two novel things, didn't make the church evil (think this was cut out in the anime) and it added mechs
>>64923287(You) accused me of being jealous of (You)r teenage girlfriend, quit projecting >>64923271But are all five (5) seasons good? I've never seen an anime that stayed good for more than two!
>>64921541>dating someone who unironically uses tranny pronounsIt's amazing how literally everything you say just makes your reputation around here even worse
>>64923329>But are all five (5) seasons good?there's only three right now (4th on the way) but yeah. it's extremely popular in japan, so they're making sure it's adapted right.>>64923319>didn't make the church evildamn, that is novel. the only other one that I can think of off the top of my head is "No Longer Allowed in Another World". it wasn't particularly great, but it had it's moments.
>>64923371>only three right nowlol I had it mistaken with SAOI'll watch a few episodes, sub or dub?
>>64923423>lol I had it mistaken with SAOoh. I'm going to be honest, I don't think I ever watched past season two. it was never THAT good to begin with.>I'll watch a few episodes, sub or dub?sub. always sub. be advised, the MC is terminally cringe (intentionally so) before he gets it quite literally beaten out of him, but he's ok in the first few episodes.
>>64923444Checked>he gets it quite literally beaten out of himI'll keep that in mind, ty
>>64923271The problem with isekai is it's almost always self insert trash, it rarely ever sets out to actually tell a good story.Also holy fuck can nips not come up with anything more creative than a fucking "adventurers guild" complete with a ranking system? Like what is up with Japanese autism demanding everything, even going out into the world to kill monsters and loot dungeons, has to be treated like a corporate contract job?
>>64923502Asians like their MMOs a lot, which is why a lot of their isekai is some sort of MMO derivative. They have adventurers' guilds, power levels, classes, parties with clear damage/tank/healer roles and other shit like that.
>>64923252this isn't a girl, it's an old man
>>64923778Few isekai like phantasy star. Sad.
>>64923271I hated re zero. Watched the first season and I hated almost every second Subaru was on screen.
>>64923502>it rarely ever sets out to actually tell a good storyin fairness you can say the same for much of the manga/LN industries (and by extension anime) in general>establish premise>hold that one note for as long as possible, milking it for all it's worth>only develop* plot as slowly as one can get away with without sales dropping>haphazardly throw together a conclusion when sales start to decline and the publisher gives you a couple more chapters to wrap things up
>>64923502that's why I like Re:Zero. the MC is his own character, there is no adventurers guild or ranking system or any of that RPG bullshit. it's just a decent story.>>64924242I don't know, man, sounds like a skill issue. other than that one time he's not THAT bad. but I get it, I watched all of Overlord and I never really liked it.
New top 5 waifus list.Sadayo Kawakami.Tifa Lockhart.CAPPIE :DTomoe Umari.SPRINGFIELD!!!!
>>64924573You didn't even bother to number the list. Your top 05's will never have the same impact that mine did
>>64923297>>64923271You niggas have no taste. Behold! Pure Kino. I suggest the Manga as the show is meh.
>>64924573>Having multiple WaifusSmite this ignoramus with prejudice. You cretins and those of similar persuasion have no esprit decorum you perfidious polygamists. A waifu is meant to be your one and only. You can have best girls. But only one Waifu.
>>64922285Again, posting ship girls for the mentally ill. I don't care which one is which. Same with those plane girls with propellers on their legs and wings on their back. Literally mental retardation tier
>>64924573>tomoe UmariBased, shame our kids will be 1/4th black since shes a mulatto. Hopefully britney venti like, and not like other niggers.
>>64924934Save your keystrokes, al-Bukhari is not capable of introspection or intellectual honesty
>>64924879Isekai has finally evolved so we can have "Ina another world with my gun". God bless
>>64925109>Isekai finally evolvedGun Gale Online was 11 years ago
>>64924934>Same with those plane girls with propellers on their legs and wings on their backThey don't have wings on their backs, and Strike Witches is probably older than you are, you'll address it with respect.
>>64925109Some reccomendedaton for lesser known manga with this premise.Hunting in another world with my elf wife Saving 80,000 gold for my retirement Isekai Shoukan Oji-san no Juumusou Life ~Sabage Suki Salaryman wa Kaisha Owari ni Isekai e Chokki suru~
>>64925004Tomoe is the only Vtumor that'll get a pass in the great 2027 Vtuber purge. She'll make a great housewife and even better mother of 7!
>>64925199Ok, "MR" mentally ill retard
>>64923297Harem anime used to have sovl...
>>64925281Based and real pilled. Stick around when her father couldnt. I actually printed her on my CZ Rami holster i made. She is top tier design. Also her mag wraps worked perfect for my g36 mags.
>>64925301Not really
>>64925416Silence
>>64925273I wish this game was guro-kuso. Shame really.
>>64925273Gameplay was fun in that. I need a tube fed pistol in 44 mag because of it.
>>64925281Too bad she's half black...
>>64925004>>64925281>>64925319>>64925631where tf are you retards getting this shit? she isn't a mulatto. she even revealed her white as snow hands in one of her Lego streams.
>>64924909anon, I never said they were my waifus, They're simply waifus, except for Springfield, she's mah wife.I highly recommend getting your own Springfield, there's many and she's the greatest wife ever!
>>64925703She has also stated it many times. Faggot
>>64920923Clothing damage is kino
>>64925703Post her hand pls. I beg of you. Please. I need her hand.
>>64925712it's joever.>>64925703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2rHl1KndTw&t=1770snvm I can see the swarthyness
>>64925319>Stick around when her father couldnt.well, considering she's a tomboy, talks like a normal person, and isn't retarded, her Father is probably white and stuck around.
>>64925725Lighter black. Thus the tan tomboy. At least your kids will be white with her.
>>64925747You right. White dad means shes marriage material still.
>>64925751Im gonna coom ropes.
>>64925758fair point.
>>64925712and she can still get this dick
>>64925712Don't care. Would do the honse.
>>64925751>as white as snowAnon, I-Do you also think the Spanish are white people? How about the Greeks and Italians?
>>64925751AAAAHHH I WANNA FUCK THE GLOVE SHES WEARING AAAAAAHHHHH
>>64926082>>64925751Women with gloves are so fucking hot, especially half gloves that reveal a bit of the palm. So slutty!
God, imagine the sheer, primal, musky girl-smell
>>64921661i'm a gooner and i love anime girls, but buying overpriced figurines is peak consumerist slop.get a real collection, collect a cheapass snowglobe from every vacation location you've gone to instead, i have 40 of them.
>tfw you are such a fucking gigachad that even your former enemy willingly and gladly becomes your personal bodyguard bang-maid How does the Commander do it?
>>64926108>collect a cheapass snowglobe from every vacation location you've gone to instead, i have 40 of them. t.
>>64921961what about wood elves makes them wood elves other than making my wood hard?
>>64926109How do I become him?
>>64922626people with good taste
man I love sleeping
>>64926126Step one is be born in the 2040s right before WWII. So figure out that reincarnation power now while you got 20 years.
>>64925751>/ak/: mullato vtuber hand analysis general
>>64926093>likes glovescheck this shit out https://hentainexus.com/read/12270#011
>>64926181Jeuss christ my dick
>>64926109
>>64926195artist is nikubou maranoshin, his stuff hits all the right buttons for me, i like tall overwhelming women and slightly brown tomboy women.
>>64926195
>>64926235That's fucking gay.
>>64926275>wanting to get dateraped by a 2x size woman is gaythat's twice the volume of woman right there, what are you, a faggot?
Remember to jerk off before posting.
>>64926275big strong woman = big strong childrensearch your instincts; you know it to be true
>>64925751Unf
I'm a manlet so I need a tall woman so we can have nor al height kids. Where are all the pretty 5'10 women who are into short Asian men at
>>64926756Im likely gonna get white genocided by a ching chong girl or a brown women. Ive accepted my fate, I dont even see white women in public anymore.>>64926791A girl I went to highschool did this. I think shits fat now but damn did she have an amazing tit, waist ass ratio.
>>64926791I'm Asian and I like blondes.
>>64926843I’m sorry for your bad taste anon
>>64926843Same, also redheads. But I'd rather not racemix. I know a singular Okinawan woman thats about 6ft but she's over twice my age and married a black. Very sad.
>>64926931Are you retarded or what. Blonde and redhead is obviously the peak of human existence.
>>64926959Hair that's like a mix of light to darkish brown is better, tactically speaking. It's a more earthy color than yellow and orange
>>64926959Achilles was 15 when the Trojan War started, by the way.
>>64926109By being himself
>>64926977I could take him
>>64926950>>64926959Good taste. I specifically like blondes with green eyes the most.
>>64927029for me it's blondes with blue eyes and redheads with green eyes.
>>64927106Redheads with freckles
You think she's going to make it?
>>64927286she died years ago anon, get over it. Let her go, she's tired.
>>64927140peak
>>64926149ARTICLE 95! SEND HER ASS TO JAIL!>>64926073Yeah my bad I misremembered, I corrected my previous statement though.>>64925742
>>64925710You nigger. The term waifu is sacrosanct. And your misuse of it betrays your real valuation of your "waifu".
>>64927950Oh ok, so I can't refer to your waifu as a waifu? Even though that's exactly what she is?
Where them Skirts at?
>>64923101>fastfood
Feet Friday this week.
>>64927286
>>64926756Would Andou make for a good gf?
>>64926149>sneak up to an enemy sniper's position>grab her from behind>immediately falls asleep in your arms before you can choke her out or snap her neck"So anyway, that's how I met your mother"
>>64929758Maybe. She’s unfortunately Fr*nch but she’s also brown which is hot
>>64927999No, she's MY waifu. Not yours. Licherous scallywag.
>>64929758yeah
>>64930038Shes as sweet as a caramelized onion.
>>64930038l'oignon status: j'aimehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEkbqlDTNMk
>>64930034Nice 2000's fanart you posted there
>>64930296We have the canon version now
>>64930369Ears look wider than I remember. It's super funny how all the women in Beyond Journey's End are moon faced and they incorporate this into some of the humour
>>64930296Thanks dude. I love all pictures of my wife regardless of origin.
>>64930399Is that a K-on! character? Perhaps one day I'll watch it but SOL filters me with extreme prejudice
>>64929758Define good
>>64930413Wtf man, K On is damn near mandatory to watch what are you even doing with your life.
>>64930515Mandatory for /a/ perhaps but I simply don't fuck with any SOL
>>64930530>>64930530>>64930530>>64930530>>64930530>>64930530
>>64930413>>64930515You seem nice enough, so ill refrain from calling you a normalfag poser along with a couple slurs.But I would keep that fact close to your chest. Or else you'll be accused to be such a person by Anons with much less tolerance than I.
>>64930568Cheers
>>64930568>normalfag poserHa, that's a new one.I'm certainly not known by that in this thread
>>64925716I heard Triage X is drawn by the same artist, is it good?
I will admit I have a choking fetish but I don’t like RPK
