I have insider info that Pakistan will nuke Iran on behalf of Israel. India has already signed off on it.In the year of our lord 2026 we will see a nuke. Do what you will with that knowledge.
Nobody is going to nuke anybody. As soon as a nuke is deployed, for any reason, you enter a completely different world. You're now at the stage where somebody will drop a nuke in a non-existential circumstance. This makes them a rogue nation and not a rational actor. Which means they're a threat to stability.
This is bullshit but I believe it
>>64947030But like most of the hatful stuff against Israel on the internet comes from Pakistan, why would Pakistan do this?
>>64947030Has everyone forgot that Saudi Arabia signed a mutual defense agreement with Pakistan a while back ?
>>64947087What does that have to do with anything OP said? Nobody is attacking Pakistan.
imagine being an ATC in Azerbaijan, Georgia or Turkey
>>64947093>i don't sleep, i just dream
>>64947091You do know what the word "mutual" means, right ?
>>64947093Nah, en route isn’t that bad. It’s approach controllers that are a stressful clusterfuck.>>64947030I wish a pigger would.
>>64947112Again, what does that have to do with what OP said? Israel is getting Pakistan to attack Iran. There is no 'mutual' involved here since Pakistan isn't being attacked. Neither is KSA.
>>64947030God told me that Pakistan merely told the Saudis that any nuclear attack on Arabia would be met with Pakistan nuclear weaponry in response Why would they bring the Jews into a purely hypothetical Muslim problem?
>>64947129>Again, what does that have to do with what OP said?Everything, it makes no fucking sense for Pakistan to nuke Iran on Behalf of Israel when there's a legit way to involve it in what's happening. >Neither is KSA
>>64947030>insider infoCitation required.
>massive infosec with AI scanning x, social media>some retard leaves a folder on the kitchen table
>>64947030>Pakistan will nuke Iran on behalf of Israel u wot m8?
>>64947142If nuclear war begins because a jeet and an east-pakistani were killed in Saudi Arabia I will never stop lol'ing.
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>>64947030the only countries that will get a pass if a nuke flies is china usa and russia mainly cause well they can turn the entire world into glassif any of the rest even think of using one it will ensure their demise the very next hour
>>64947087>tard-kun still thinks these piece of toilet papers means anything anymorenext you will quote the chang-ukraine nuclear paper as anything substantial
>>64947030Here's hoping they also nuke themselves, India, Israel, US, Russia and China so the chimpouts stop for at least a little while.
Not a good time to visit Uzbekistan. Should've gone last year.
>>64947200shitskins are hilarious
>>64947298>puccia>turning the entire world into glassMy man, it'd be a miracle if even half of their arsenal even works and yet another miracle if it even manages to reach its intended targets. They'd probably just end up nuking themselves somehow.
>>64947129Pakistan "holds" nukes for S.A. still right? Is this an order to use them lol?
>>64947560they have single digit working bombs
>>64947093>guess I picked the wrong day to quit crystal meth
I wish best korea would nuke bibi's mom's house
>>64947030Imagine the paki chimpout if their government starts attacking Iran given 20+ died trying to storm an American consulate for killing the ayatollah
>>64947030>I have insider info that Pakistan will nuke Iran on behalf of Israel. India has already signed off on it.Bullshit. Of what benefit would that be to them? Iran is already toppling. Why would a neighboring country put themselves at risk of nuclear contamination just to kill an already dying country faster for someone else? Plus Pakistan is currently fighting Afghanistan anyway
>>64947560>>64947768I can't believe retards are STILL mind broken about Ukraine. Like holy shit, dude. You're not in high school anymore, it's time to move on.
>>64948102Get a thicker veil.
Pakistan is nuking someone upwind of them?
>>64947867This. I dont care for any side I just think it would be a hilarious start to WW3.
What is stopping Hegseth from nuking Irans major popualtion centers to open the straight?
>>64947030Chuddah has been invoked, but please let me be wrong it would be so funny.
>>64947030>says some retarded shit>draws some circles on a mapwow!
>>64947030>I have insider info that Pakistan will nuke Iran on behalf of Israel.That's patently untrue and you know it. I hold the launch codes for the paki nukes and i'm not nuking anyone. You can take that juicy info to the bank, peeps. You can trust me. I'm on 4chan for Allah's sakes.
>>64948332You expected a quality effort? Kids can't do long-division let alone expend effort. When digital-ID and age verification comes into place, 90% of 4chans traffic will probably dry up. Imagine /b/ circa 2007 again.
>>64948326I do find it kinda surprising that we haven't. Trump and co was known to be nuke happy before the start of trump 1; now with hegseth being a loony and wanting to relegate decisions to nuke happy ai you'd think it'd just cascade.Come to think of it, the venezuela and iran happenings might just be chatgpt playing risk with jdams.
>>64947091Aren't the taliban attacking Pakistan?
>>64947030My sources tell me the Sudanese-Yemeni joint nuclear program has progressed to the point where they want to make a demonstration of their combined power. They plan to nuke Iran in the coming weeks. World powers have agreed to allow this because it takes the heat (heh) off of established nuclear powers but also punishes Tehran. Screenshot this check 'em ave nex alea shoop da whoop it was my privilege duckroll.
>>64947042>As soon as a nuke is deployed, for any reason, you enter a completely different world. I wish we lived in that world. Nothing would substantially change in the first world, maybe some boomers would get heart attacks. The effects on the rest of the world would be phenomenal
>>64948491They're getting attacked by Pakistan.
>>64947030>>64947042>... on the HouthisKhat addicted useless eaters retarding economic activity to a degree that historically, measurably retards man's conquering of the stars? Glass right ahead.
>>64947030Israel literally killed a Pakistani fisherman today
>>64947030Pakistan?
>>64947295Not arrogant enough.
>>64947030That would be beyond complete and utter retardation by both Pakistan and Israel, and Pakistan has absolutely no reason to go through with it. Then again, looking at the last few years, we're clearly living in a pre-peak-retardation world, so sure, why not?
>>64947042nothing will ever changemark my wordsin the past 4 years we are past any "checks and balances" it is wild wild west
>>64947030could Pakistan rather nuke israel ? there would be worldwide consensus for that ?
>>64947093It's actually probably less hectic than you think. They are probably noticing like a couple more planes than normal. A big map like this makes it look worse
>>64947030>I have insider info that Pakistan will nuke Iran on behalf of IsraelYour crack pipe is not a reliable source
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>>64949695no just in your little incel bubbles
>>64947030Sure thing mister anonymous poster on the internet, I will immediately buy all the sugar I can stuff in my sauna.
>>64949750Heh
>>64947560half of their arsenal DOESNT work by definitonyou clearly have no understanding how a nuclear arsenal works anon
>>64948441>Kids can't do long-divisionYou've made me realize that long-division was probably the most useless skill I learned.I still use cursive as my default, I've actually had to brush up on my algebra and calculus (in fact, I should have put more effort into general math) to properly implement some shit at work. But long-division I have never ever used since highschool.
>>64949750Cool vape Mister!
>>64949750Kek.
"Pakeestyehn, you mohst nyook Eeerahn!""Nuke India, got it"
>>64951165cant fault them for hearing what they want
>>64951165>>64951170I mean it's a win-win
>>64947042>You're now at the stage where somebody will drop a nuke in a non-existential circumstancethe only two nukes used in history were dropped in non-existential circumstances.
>>64947268>Saar! Saar! Do the needful with the nuclear saars! Avenge me saars! You must redem the nuclear saar please!
>>64949911Sure, you probably don't sit down and write out long division problems all day, but I suspect you'd be shocked if you actually knew how often you use multiplication and division to get ballpark results and make split-second judgements on stuff. Most of the time, folks don't even realize that they've done it; it's just second-nature to them. And having enough practice with long-form multiplication and division is crucial to making those instinctive calculations possible.It's the same with fractions. Do you normally need to know that 1/2+1/3=5/6? Not unless you're making a very precise recipe written in Imperial. But inherently knowing "it's just a little under a cup" *can* be very valuable at times. The fundamentals matter, even if you aren't aware of it.Now, derivatives, integrals, and proofs? Yeah, no. I can't think of any day-to-day uses for those that can't be covered by simpler means.
>>64947298Do not underestimate the power of Israel
>>64947030It's more probable that Italy will nuke Finland for pizza crimes
>>64952342We will keep adding blue cheese and reindeer meat to our pizzas and you cannot stop us!
>>64952996It's fine do your thingBut the Italians have a limit. They will not tolerate this provocation forever
>>64949750Subtle
>>64949758Why did hasbara outsource shilling to yentas?
>>64952269they arent stupid israel is literally one icbm job (surface hit not airburst)
>>64947030>I have insider info that Pakistan will nuke Iran on behalf of Israel. India has already signed off on it.Sure thing, bud.
>>64947042Unironically we should use a couple B-61 Mod 13's on their nuclear facilities and call it a day. Present some bullshit intelligence to the media/voters and force the Israelis to disclose their nuclear program and let in the IAEA as part of the deal for the strike. No more nuclear facilities, Jews are a little less Jew-ier. As a middle of the line voter, I would be okay with this. They aren't near population centers, and the fallout would probably be very limited since the facilities are so deep underground. Pretty sure the new B-61 variants can get as deep as a GBU-57, but it's obviously classified and there are pretty vague about it in general other than "it's for hardened targets". One or two per facility at maximum yield would definitely do the trick, and then we could move the fuck on and let the Jews go at it alone.
>>64952342If anything Japan's the one doing fucked up things to pizza that would make the Italians wince
>>64947030uh huh, shut the fuck up you retarded loser
>>64947200Why would they do tha. SpongeBob practices Islam.
Well? We're waiting!
>>64947030I have insider info that your mom sucks like a vacuum cleaner.
>>64947030nobody is nuking anyonenot this yearnot ever
>>64947081nikita said on twitter that pakistan also run most of the idf girls account
>>64952342>>64952999I think I'm gonna break my pasta before boiling it.
>>64954302that aint right
>>64947030Can you, at least, put some thought into your retarded post, OP?
>>64947081Pakistanis are Sunni and are dogs of the Saudis. While Iranians are Shia and are essentially idol worshippers for Pakistan. On top of that even though Pakistan are slave like conquered people who have historically been conquered by Iran they are American and Israelis allies. Also Pakistan doesn’t actually have nukes because they are American nukes placed by America to stop China and India to nuke Pakistani(I know China is ally of Pakistan but Pakistan’s best friend is US). And Indian found out when they bombed Paki nuke facilities Americans intervened. Pakistan will happily nuke Iran if it means America securing its geopolitical future. And Pakistan is the only country that can outplay America
>>64949750Kek
>>64947030Why would Pakistan bomb a country in the name of Israel when their sworn enemy, India is the most Zionist country in the world?
>>64951636In a completely different environment. In completely different circumstances. When the Bongs invented nukes, they weren't thinking 'gee, what could happen after this?' they were thinking 'We can drop this on Berlin'. When they traded it to the USA (and USA subsequently kicked them out and stole their research in 1946, on top of stealing other stuff) the USA wanted a weapon that could change the situation. They got it. It was AFTER they were dropped and the public view of such weapons that nobody wanted to use them like that if they could avoid it. We had reached a point where a weapon could wipe out millions, potentially, in one go. Nukes then became a 'you're not coming out of his unscathed' weapon and now exist, mainly, because it is possible certain nations would use these advantages. But the same reason USA isn't nuking Iran is why somehow getting Pakistan to nuke Iran is retarded. You drop a nuke and all bets are off. It's why the term 'tactical nuke' is fucking retarded. 'Tactical nuke' should be replaced with 'low yield nuke'. Since how you use a nuclear weapon is the definition of it, not the yield, but people think 'oh just drop a low yield nuke, just an ickle one, nobody will care'. But if you do that, even if it's to destroy a carrier group, you've entered a new world. It's why, in 2016, the USA said 'Any nuclear weapon use is a game changer, th ere is no such thing as a tactical nuke'.
>>64965124>pakistan is anti zionist who worship the god of israel like soros>India is antisemetic like national socialist makes perfect sense why pakistan bomb in the name of israel and hate India
