Please post your home defense load outs.
>>64952554what do you do with the teddy bear
>>64952567Set him up on a stool so that it looks like he’s peering around a corner as a distraction.
>>64952554Do you use the bayonet mounted or free hand?
>>64952619I’d use it mounted since I have plenty of other weapons to use free hand if necessary.
>>64952554lmfao, if you're going to use a mosin for home defense, at least use an m44
>>64952632Been thinking of getting a .22 LR STG-44 replica because that would be cool.
That might be the most poorfag tryhard image I've seen this year. It actually causes me physical pain to look at.
>>64952811lighten up a little fag
>>64952554which one does the tactical teddy get?
>Doesn't have a sock full of quartersThe 7.62 won't save you from my $8.50 swing
>>64952554pic related and some tighty whities
>>64953401Based Tacticool Crudader.DEUS VULT, BRO.
>>64953446>God is a nigger, bro!Why do people say this shit on here
>>64952554Muh dickMuh ballsFeddies tongue my anus
>>64953590nice piece gramps
>>64953590Long slide is long.
>>64952811he has a gun, it works, thats what countsi think reddit is more your speed
>>64952632i think anyone valuing their eardrums should not use an m44 for home defense
>>64952554
>>64952554I’ll take my chances
>>64952554That would be my penis and I’m not posting that
A hand reaches in through your window. What do you do?
>>64953109I think the knife is best for him because of his size.
>>64954552I don't take my frustration out on the AC unitwould probably just open the blind with a gun pointed at them if I thought it was a robbery, wait for them to expose themselves for a good shot if i had pissed someone off enough that there was a hit on me
>>64953401Cool load out.
>>64953633Okay yeah but he's already using a carbine. The only difference is that he has to actually attach it to his rifle instead of just swing it out.
>>64954552Fuck off with that slop
>>64954552Im good as AI hands arent reaching through windows these days......yet
>>64953399>so poorfag he can't afford a while rollDepressing.
>>64953590Admirable.
>>64956133>>64956159Not AI. Happened in Virginia back in August. Iraq vet.
>>64952567inside the teddy bear is a grenade, it is done to catch the perpetrator off guard
>>64954081I can't tell if a dwarf or a klingon made that dagger
>>64954552Force it to jerk me off at gunpoint
>>64956234>he doesn’t know Mehrunes’ RazorI feel old
>>64952554I load up on Taco Bell and cans of refried beans ever night and if a bad guy comes in he gets a RIP ROARING FART right in the eye!
>>64952554Well someone's getting fucked
>be me, burglar>been casing a house for a week>never seen anyone come or go, they must be on vacation>jackpot.exe>decide it’s time to get down to robbin>4am, creep in, pick the lock>peek inside, pitch black, can only see a teddy bear peeking at me from around the corner>whatthefuck.png>whatever, imnotafraid, head inside>a deafening gunshot flies by my ear barely missing, sending drywall everywhere and killing the neighbors dog>”TALLY HO LADS AFFIX BAYONNETES”>a man comes sprinting around the corner bayonnette charging with a fucking bolt action mosin>six swords strapped to his body>get skewered up against the wall>as im fading out of consciousness I hear ”we got another one teddy”>die
>>64956337>I feel oldthe irony in that statement is that I played the oblivion mehrunes razor DLC and your version appears to be from skyrim, I think. not that I remembered what either version looked like, I had to look it upI too feel old
>>64952567That's his battle buddy, you mongrel. Are you meaning to tell me you check bumps in the night without your battle buddy? That you leave him shivering under the covers all alone? Horrendous. Leave your computer and go hug your battle buddy RIGHT this instant. Tell him you're sorry and that you'll never leave him again.
>>64956802kek
>>64956337>>64956815I don't know wtf you 2 are talking about. Where am I and what time is it?
>>64952811No faggot, this is the spirit of /k/ itself
>>64952554All my neighbors are white
>>64957270If being around other white people created a magical forcefield that kept the dark horde away then European women wouldn't have to wear chastity belts to Christmas markets.
>>64952554no one deserves to be shotunless its cool
>>64952554>>64957641yes machetes yes
>>64956187Please provide proof if you can. The lack of smoke and detritus; lack of holes and the way the AC goes up has me suspicious. We need to stamp this shit out asap if its sloppa.
>>64952811>No fun allowed
>>6495693690% of /k/ is in their early 30's, get used to it
>>64952554ALL of them
>>64952554The knife is for scalping.
>>64957641Based fellow dixie anon
>>64958771There's two videos. First one is just knocking on doors and windows. Second one is about 6 minutes long that the previous clip comes from. The person reaching into the window was a local deputy.I can post another part of the second video if I can get it to convert properly. I can also tell you what his "loadout" was. Remington 1100 Tac-2, loaded 00-slug-00-slug-00-slug-00, circle dot reflex, and a 1st gen Vepr, .308, 25 round magazines, with a folding stock and vfg.The guy was an Iraq vet, cavalry unit, piloting drones.
>>64959183https://files.catbox.moe/7f1ze2.mp4The rest of the video is nothing happening. Screengrab is from the end of the video as the camera falls to the ground.
>>64958838Good stuff anon.
>>64952567Snuggle him? Ancient pic, but the P09 is still my bedside gat.
>>64959156>fellow dixie>yankee flaggoy cuck
>>64952554Own an M16 for home defense, since that's what the TM intended. Four VC infiltrate my perimeter. "GOOKS IN THE WIRE!!" As I grab my steel pot wig and mattel rifle. Fire a well controlled burst through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my 1911 on the second man, it jams. I have to resort to the M67 90mm recoilless rifle mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with M590 antipersonnel, "CLEAR LEFT, CLEAR RIGHT BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR" the flechettes shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified dink. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since I severed a major blood vessel. Just as MacNamara intended.
SKS. no bullets, just the spike.
>>64954081Nice Glock, but why carry two different pistols?
>Throw dummy grenade at guy, as a gesture that he's about to find out>give him a load straight to the face>then pull out my revolver and shoot him 6 times in the chest while fanning the hammer>if all else fails, give him the Romanian treatment (54 stab wounds)
>>64963523Don't fan the hammer until you have race modified that 1851. Light springs. Fan hammer. Stop notches need to be deeper and groves longer. You can get more in depth but fanning six shots in a 51 or any single action without modding it will just fuck it up and lead to immediate malfunctions.
What r u doin in my swamp
