https://nypost.com/2026/03/11/world-news/kim-jong-un-and-his-teenage-daughter-fire-pistols-at-north-korean-shooting-range/
>>64959548>>64959549Cute
Norktard, is that you?
>>64959548>>64959549P226?
I want to own one of their guns so bad bros
>>64959548>THAAD batteries get yoinked back and Kim hasn't stopped flexing sincethis is the best timeline
Will Norkstan survive the transition to female dictatorship? Or will there be an patriarchal uprising to install a male leader/figurehead?
>>64959595I just know my balls wont survive
>>64959595If she is still young, then expect palace intrigue. If she is older, then she may have the power to continue. All of this hinges on Kim surviving long enough to prevent factions from forming, which always do in the case of a child emperor/ess.
>>64959595Kim is immortal, don't worry about it.
>>64959595You guys really need to lay off the Francis Fukuyama. The entire system has been molded around the Kim dynasty for generations now. There will not be a popular uprising to install a more beloved leader because there is no more beloved leader than whoever you were told to think is the beloved leader.And no, dropping some bombs on Pyongyang won't help, they do not want NASCAR and Coca Cola, they want to preserve their system against the evil and decadent American Empire. Yes they genuinely do.
>>64959656>Yes they genuinely do.they THINK they do
>>64959549The girl in stall 3 needs a good old fashioned spanking.
>>64959704She's a little bit fat. Did she lose weight?
>>64959714I wonder if Kim dotes on her like a grandmother and makes her eat big plates of food.
>>64959552What gun is that? I like it, but that scope ruins it.
>>64959689They think they do, and they do as well.
>>64959704>>64959701>>64959555Still too young and fat, but give her a few more years, a diet and a good classic korean plastic surgery and we will have a cute dictator soon.
NGL, watching all the Cold War classic guns I grew up with being gradually replaced all over makes me sad.
>>64959763I feel your pain.. I grew up in the same era.>>64959548Good plan. Daughter might need to watch out for jealous power-hungry Aunt when Daddy goes bye-bye. Practice, perfect, prepare.
>>64959754>bear>circleThat’s a concord error, you ESLfaggot
>>64959548Dear Leader rocking the Jeremy Clarkson build, I see
>>64959549>>64959548>ywn teach norks how to shoot properly
>>64959793Why do monolingual Amerilards feel so proud of themselves when it dawns on them that some people speak more than one language. Does it make them feel smart to know other languages exist that they can't understand? And if so, what's the thought process, if any?
>>64959809I’m a Bulgarian-born Canadian, 185 cm, 75 kg—slim, obviously, and fluent in both my citizenships' languages, with some French on the side. As a principal software engineer working remotely for a U.S. firm, I move between North America and Europe as I please, dodging waves of enshittification of either. My employer builds software for resource extraction businesses so to top it off, we’re largely immune to trifles like tariff wars. You’re not fit to suck my dick, kike nigger faggot. Now go seethe, cope, dilate, etc.
>>64959721CZ 512 seems like, or some kind of Chink clone maybe?
>>64959809HAHAHAHAHA this gunless faggot thinks there's more than one good language.
>>64959701>>64959704Adorable
>>64959761>and a good classic korean plastic surgeryThat only applies to the barbaric southerners. Norks grils are pure.
>>64959567Should be thier 226 knockoff in 7.62
>>64960055It clearly isn't.
It's a strange contradiction in South Korea, a country that prides itself on Confucian culture yet thrives on cosmetic surgery that tarnishes its lineage.
>>64959574Its extremely apparent the current administration does not view NK as a meanigful threat, which is interesting
>>64959896What a gay cope post.
>>64960066why not? the profile looks right
>>64959558Nope, just got up.
I hope Un dies early just so we get a cute eighteen year old dictator in a leather catsuit.
>>64959718>>64959714Supposedly being fat is a sign of divinity for the Kims, but due to the chronic health issues that Kim Jung Un and his father and grandfather have had due to obesity issues I don't think Kim is pushing his daughter to become fat in any manner
>>64959704She needs to stop chewing her nailsCute Daddy Daughter range day tho. Wish I could spend a day at the range with Emperor Kim, shooting the shit and sinking some beers. Given how fat he is I bet when he drinks he drinks hard.
>>64959809Why do ESLs think they have the right to use American Internet to post (badly) on American image boards?
>>64960371Agreed they all have their little cuck cages we don't get an American only internet
>>64960379Native English speaking internet but the UK is str8 fucked right now
>>64959704>>64959710Supreme Cunny
>>64959896My dad works for Nintendo too, homo
>>64959548everyone is shooting each other and Kim over here is just having a good time with his little dictator daughter how cute
>>64959710Her aunt would rape you to death if you tried that.
>>64960517I like how she is doing her hair these days.
this thread reminded me of kim jong il looking at things, i see it still existskimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com
>>64959687
>>64960828kek
Being a dictator in a completely buckbroken country cut off from the world sounds fun.
>>64959704Imagine if she was the dictator and she captured you.What if she forced you to have sex with her like a slave and continue the royal dynasty without giving you any political power?That would be crazy haha
>>64959696He is so red! Is it asian alcohol related flush? Going to the range drunk, perks of being a dictator i guess...
>>64960934Hes also fat so hypertension from a rich diet probably
Is she taller than him yet?
>>64959656>NASCAR and Coca Colaboth these sucks ass, I rather have F1 and Guarana.
>>64960948>>64959555They look about the same there but here she looks slightly taller. Might be a matter of shoes.
>>64960934Hunter S Thompson style
>>64960957Both of those are gay as shit. Give me Group B rally and Barq's
>>64959693Doesn't look like the two dudes on the sides are having a good time...
>>64960517Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>64959896>I'm bulgarianOpinion disregarded
>>64959807It’s a proud build, most Americans will never truly understand the alcohol-maxing Chud build
>>64960299>>64959548more proof Norktard is Kim Jong Un shitposting herethe other poster is his daughter
>>64959896>I’m a BulgarianAnon why would you admit that? Just be glad you’d didn’t say something fucked up like your Romanian or Serbian or Albanian or some shit to that extent
>>64959656So cum/chug/gie, the malnourished norks who escape into Korea are all CIA asset-saboteurs then or what? One of them, a high ranker son, defected because of some korean cookies he once had a chance to taste. They found parasitical worms in his stomach never seen in such sizes in korea
>>64961215Pidor union also had its share of useful idiot simps. When the idiots decided to actually join their beloved paradise, most often found violent deaths after getting branded as foreign spies by the stalinist tyranny. Kek
>>64961225The DPRK isn't going to collapse any minute now. They lost like a third of their population in the 1990s and somehow, the people didn't revolt. You need to grow up.
>>64959595I kinda wonder if she'll be the one to warm up to the West more.
>>64959548>>64959549These muzzle flashes look shooped
>>64961103It would be with a tree branch anon. Only she is allowed to spank her niece.
>>64959809bodied that freak>>64959896>>64959984>>64960371subhumans absolutely seething
>>64961255Almost all KCNA images are still frames from footage recorded for KCTV, they record everything he does in high def then take select frames for the news articles. The flashes are real.
>>64959595its physical appearance will then match its mental image, so no. North koreans will only become more devoted, more oppressed. it's the perfect move of the system, its final victory.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRfgKrmI9Po
>>64960961hnnngggh
>>64961241Lol faggot
>>64960961What's the AoC in best korea? Asking for a friend.
>>64960971>Give me Group B rally and Barq'sFucking based
I appreciate that she dresses like a metal gear character.
>>64959558>>64960299Damn OP literally caught Norktard sleeping.Thunder status: STOLENwe just witness a flawlessly executed sneak attack by OP, arguably on the same level as Pearl Harbor.
>>64961701>>64959595The world has seen reigning queens even back into Antiquity, when society was almost incomprehensibly MANFUL and BASED at grassroots level compared to today. So why would an Ontologically Perfect Enlightened Worker's Utopia like Best Korea have a problem with a female Supreme Comrade-Director Premier?
>>64961880At the very least perfidy on the level of the sinking of the Ukishima Maru.
>>64961850Who the fuck wouldn't dress like a Metal Gear character if your entire nation basically worshiped you as a god and you could wear literally anything you wanted without mockery?
>>64960217Because everyone involved has a vested interested in them not chimping out and they understand that because they're not inbred death cult Arabs
>>64960961She’s so cute.How tf is she only 13/14?I thought she was 18-21 based on the pictures.
>>64961267Post your gun lmao
>>64960217>>64961965There's pretty much no question if push came to shove we could utterly steamroll NK in less than a day and I think on some level Kim knows it, the problem is NK could cause a metric fuckton on infrastructure damage by just dropping all their artillery on Seoul and launching every nuke they have as major US infrastructure. So basically it's a kind of silent "look, you can do whatever you want so long as it doesn't bother us" agreement.
>>64959595She'll marry Trump's son and form a personal union with the USA as a quick hack to avoid having to swap government types normally.
>>64962056Duh. Why do you think they wanted nukes? Nukes ensure the continuation of Juche. They couldn't care less about what goes on outside their country.
>>64962056It would take significantly more than a day, most of the known details have it taking at least weeks to surround Pyongyang alone and months to take as no one wants to try and seize it by force. A massive issue is tunnels, even if they lost all nuclear delivery means they could still set off atomic mines possibly within their own suburbs.
>>64962009>How tf is she only 13/14?>I thought she was 18-21 based on the pictures.This one right here Mr Hansen
>>64962056The way things are going, "we" would absolutely steamroll the DPRK, and when Seoul is completely leveled from artillery and short range missiles and there's like 3 million dead North Korean civilians and 1.5 million dead South Korean civilians and the price of semiconductors goes up by 10x overnight, we'd get a bunch of "who could possibly have seen that coming!?!?!" and "oh yeah? well look at Pyongyang huh??? we won!!!!"
>>64959549>>64959548Why've they got both their eyes closed?
>>64960240Look at the bore for one. It's clearly not 7.62.
>>64959548>>64959549That's a pretty terrifying angle to take a picture from.
>tfw no cutie 3.14 North /k/orean loli gf
>Come to see thread about Best Korea's first daddy-daughter shooting date>Leave knowing Septum Ring Theory is real
>>64959549>Both hers and her dads have custom wood gripsSo what is the resale value if you somehow got ahold of her personal gat?
>>64959761nah she's the perfect age you gotta get them while they're youngespecially those traditional asian types because theyll get crazy later in life so you need to have gotten all the kids you want out of her by thenshe has enough extra fat on her that her body can handle the stress of a teenage pregnancy, so she's gtgi just gotta find a way across the dmz and she's mine
>>64962910>nah she's the perfect age you gotta get them while they're youngJeffery, is that you? How much for the pic of Donny blowing Bubba? I'd love to tokenize it, and turn it into an NFT.
>>64960020Roll for your norkfu.
>>64963525Oo mystery 0. Rolling
>>64963525Dubs for threesome
Kek
>>64963525Rollin for hand holdin
>>64959595North Korean society is fundamentally geared towards securing the Kim dynasty at every level. There is no possible benefit to resisting them and a nightmare of punishments for you, your family, and any future offspring of your family for eternity should you even be suspected of disloyalty.The control they have over their own people and the fear they instill on the North Korean populace exceeds even the greatest Stalinist excesses.
>>64961225They're generally people who are the very bottom of North Korean society and have decided that dealing with the evil west is preferable to starving and being worked to death.I cannot stress enough how bad it is for everyone in the PDRK except the Kim family. It's soul-draining. 1984 on steroids. And the only reason most people don't do anything about it is because they make sure you and everyone else understand that it can always get worse. If not for you (because you escaped), then for your family.They have been running their own holocaust on their political enemies for decades.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwalliso
>>64959896I knew a bulgarian jew glowie who was pretty dope and bought my groceries once. Honestly next time say you are pecheneg or something that sounds cooler.>>64963525Rolan
>>64959549chatgp4chan can you please make a version of this picture with a funny caption
>>64963979>>64963948The RoK will put you in jail if you say the slightest thing positive about the north and openly bribes defectors to say bad things about them, it is literally illegal not to criticize the DPRK. They also constantly repeat lies like saying that Kim had relatives killed with dogs and AA guns on live TV. Simply pointing out that no one can prove that these supposed nation wide broadcasts exist or that the people supposedly killed are still alive gets you put in prision in the RoK. While the DPRK is obviously horrible the RoK has lied so many times that nothing they say can be believed, especially from government agencies like the KCIA who murder their own President then used it as an excuse to openly torture, rape, shoot and murder thousands of university students:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwangju_UprisingAnd for further reading that this obvious Conservative/KCIA shill doesn't want you to know about, there are about two dozen wikipedia pages devoted to individual massares commited by the government he loves so much:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Massacres_committed_by_South_KoreaImage from the Bodo League massacre where the RoK murdered 200,000 of it's own almost entirely innocent citizens as alleged communist sympathisers.
>>64963525rollan for 4
>>64964073And let us not forget that while North Korean troops were in Africa fighting alongside Nelson Mandela in the anti apartheid struggle here is what the RoK was doing:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%ACnh_An/T%C3%A2y_Vinh_massacre
>>649635251,6,8, would hard
>>64959710she looks like the sort who would spank you, instead
>>64963525Rollan
>>64963525Come on number 6
>>64959761>and we will have a cute dictator soon.>My DICKtator cant be this cute or other some such long ass light novel title
>>64964122>North Korean troops were in Africa fighting alongside Nelson Mandela in the anti apartheid struggleThat's not a positive, tankiefag
>>64961241>They lost like a third of their population in the 1990s and somehow, the people didn't revolt.people dont generally revolt when they're in absolute misery survival mode but when they have gotten a little taste of a better life only to have it be taken away. I hope Kim isn't reading this...
>>64962009You might be a "P_do"Don't worry, most (straight) men are. We are attracted to cuteness, neoteny, purity, virginity, etc. GynoZOG wants you to feel bad and guilty about our most purest desire, but there's nothing wrong about it.
>>64964502>TankieI'm shilling a Monarchy, i'm not sure how total Commie genocide equates to 'tankie' although you did just out yourself as a newfag /pol/tard.
>>64964505I'm sure he is, the idea that a nation that steals billions via cybercrime and creates an entirely closed national intranet doesn't scrape places like this or have people monitoring it is laughable. Of course the DPRK has assets looking here.
>>64964524I don't give a shit what you are, faggot
>>64963525i AM rollin for the 4
>>64964544> i got dubs 4ill be expecting my waifu delivery Mr Un. ill make sure to treat her well.
>>64963525Rollin
>>64964562If anyone got 9 and wants to trade...
>>64963525What sort of pantsu do they wear? Was curious for you know.... research?
>>64964540Go back to /pol/ saar
I hate the norks, but this is more based than anything any western leaders done in decades. Absolute kino if you ask meWhat's Kim's ccw? What's his daughters?I'm thinking Kim packs a full size p226 or a 92fs and his daughter a Walther ppk
>>64964122They were filleting commies in Vietnam at rates that made them the winner of Viet war crimes. Weird how you glance over the fact that the DPRK has been in open famine for decades while painting it as a moderate. Everyone should know how trash SK was, but it is undeniable at the material needs level it has surpassed the Norks decades ago. Which is a bit interesting as the whole point of the command economy is self sufficiency and production wealth. I'll be fair tho the Norks never had a shot so the fact they haven't all started to death is a "win." They are in fact shorter on average and malnourished compared to any SK.
>>64963525If it’s not 4, 6, or 9, it’s over.
>>64965639South Korea isn't even a country, it is a US colony. Anyone who defends it is a Uncle Tom whose grandparents just rolled over and started kissing American ass before they even got the taste of Japanese shit out of their mouths. Whatever the DPRK's flaws may be they aren't puppets, the reason the North doesn't want unification anymore is the South is so servile to the US and Japan that you aren't even really Korean any more.
>>64965761>The DPRK aren't puppetsI mean maybe a select handful at the top, the rest are literally meat automata. Also who gets mad at the basic fact that Norks are literally underfed
>>64963525COMEON #6
>>64965766Given the choice between two dictatorships i will chose the one whose government isn't overthrown by the KCIA every few years, who actually have respect for their own culture, who have a cool flag, cool uniforms and a cute princess. When was the last time a meme came out of the South that wasn't a rapper pretending to look like Kim Jong Un or a shitty CGI cartoon because they can't draw? Worst Korea is Boring Korea and nothing will ever change that.
>>64960961>>64959656>>64963948I really don't understand why someone hasn't shot the Kim dictators yet, surely there must be someone in North Korea who's suicidal, who's family are dead or estranged, who would be willing to buy a gun, walk up to a factory or something that the Kim dictators are visiting, and just shooting them?
>>64965639South Korea is a Kiked feminist dystopia where genital mutilation is rampant, I would still rather be North Korean than South Korean
>>64964073>>64964122Is this a meme? I'm too tired for jokes.
>>64959809English is the only language that matters.Hence why you responded in it, insignificunt bitch.
>>64966351>there must be someone in North Korea who's suicidalIn Best Korea? Unlikely>who's family are dead or estrangedThey all live on through the spirit of Juche>who would be willing to buy a gunImpossible in Best Korea, safest country in the world
>>64961850The both look like downies.
>>64964073Everyone besides retarded liberals in the west know that South Korea was a totalitarian shithole until the 1980s. South Korea never signed a peace treaty with the North, its just a ceasefire and there's no absolute freedom of speech in South Korea like any other Asian nation that's an Anglo thing.
>>64962146You do not, and will never, belong here, normalfag.
