Why are the Chinese are selling full size inflatable versions of their SAM systems?
>>64962616It's such a good decoy that it works just as well as the real thing!
>>64962616why not? nothing stops them. i wonder if they make decoys for western stuff tooalso if they get destroyed they'll be spammed here
>>64962616it's good balloon business
>>64962616Because the real ones don't work either so nobody will notice the difference
>>64962638not to defend the devil but iron dome isn't much better
>>64962638Idk why i find it so cute to use a radar for drying clothes, it's like something out of a post-apocalyptic cartoon.
Imagine being assigned to do decoy duty in a war where your KPI is literally to attract munitions and if you do a good enough job you will die.I imagine even if the enemy knows that it's a decoy then they will bomb it anyway to play along.
>>64962683I'd fill my decoy with helium and release it during an enemy air raid to confuse people and bring whimsy to the battlefield.
>>64962616That would t be the coolest fucking bounce house or slide.
>>64962690>bounce houseYou mean bouncy castle
They MOVE
>>64962690>>64962694>mfw this is what Americans call a "blow n' leap"
>>64962616because a real one is expensive vs a fake one and they both have the same effectiveness.
>le decoys are bad Meanwhile us runs out of munitions 2 days in
>>64962667>it was real in my mindyeah but in reality they are though.
>>64962755iron dome sux doe
>>64962736>it was real in my minddamn you guys are not taking this war well, are you?
>>64962758it doesn't though.
>>64962634They do. A company in europe claimed they were making over 20 inflatable HIMARS decoys monthly. And they are fancy ones that even mimic the thermal signature somehow. This was a while back though
>>64962767it does doeisraelis got pounded big time
>>64962698>Me at :04
>>64962698
>>64962778>israelis got pounded big timemay we see it?
>>64962796sure, have a go
>>64962698>>64962793>Counts road wheelsWhy is a Chinese company making Choma'ho decoys?
>>64962616because they are as useful as the real ones ;)
>>64962884>>64962698Note the drivers placement.
>>64962698>>64962793that girl must be pretty hot, or that tank is just really sexually frustrated
>>64962616They're just as effective as the real deal
>>64962616How are they different from the normal chinese ones? :^)
>>64962698i think instead of a bounce house you should be able to rent a few of these and reenact tank battles with your friends on an open field
>>64963175Post maduro
>>64963180maduro
>>64962616So you can install a fleshlight in one.
>>64962616Costs less than the real ones, and equally as effective at detecting U.S. aircraft
>>64962793Thanks anon, I'll put it to good use.
>>64962616for a sick birthday party
>>64962761That one's actually based on truth.There's been numerous NATO exercises where Americans have ran out of ammo mid-exercise and lost as a result of.
>>64962616Decoys are great. Under a bit of foliage you can't tell at all
>>64962616Can i put one up to summon jdams?
>>64962616Brilliant. Put one in your parking space when you go to work and you'll have a space when you get home, much better than road cones or a sofa.
Post the full size inflatable jets you can buy from china. You know the one.
>>64962616You can buy them on Alibaba.
ok if I want to drop $2k to have the coolest halloween decoration on the block which one should I buy
>>64963175>bu-bu-but muh balloon!lmao slope cope
>>64962667>90% interception rate is shitk
>>64963601If you have a flat roof would be funny as hell
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>>64962698I want to put one in my front yard just to make Google earth nerds shit a brick. But it will likely make me get ruby ridged which would not be cash money
>>64963592Holy shit these aren't even half as expensive as I expected. I'm getting a sam with my taxes next year. Zoning permits be damned
>90% rate>6million gassed>200thousand protesters killedJews are realy good at math
>>64962698These are silly looking but assuming the chinks had the forethought to also put a space heater in them that also have them warm up to the appropriate temperature they would probably work pretty well against high altitude or satellite recon. I would be surprised if the US doesn't have something similar to the old WWII Inflatable Sherman Division for the same purpose.
>>64962624>Thinks the difference wouldn't be obvious through thermals
>>64963937Just because the chinese and other assorted browns are failures does not make everyone else is
>>64962616Wait... what if Iran actually bought these instead, thinking they got themselves the real deal!
>>64963955More sophisticated inflatable decoys include electric heating elements to at least try to mimic the IR signature of real thing.
>>64964126Wouldn't it make sense to make it with a layer of space blankets so it showed up as metal on ground radar?>>64962793Huh, that decoy really is set up as a Nork tank. I wonder if the Chinese know that or are using them as subcontractors. There are maybe two nations who use those besides the norks although i doubt anyone could tell it from a standard T-62 decoy from the air, i probably doesn't matter that much.
>>64963677>AcmeCheeky.
>>64962698Is it possible to purchase and import one of these
>>64964368Anywhere not America, yes.
>>64962793Saved
>>64963955What if you inflated it with farts?
>>64965100It would be extremely smelly.
>>64962793boioioioing
>>64962877This is from 2025 and they all hit an empty beach. Why would you waste interceptors on things that hit nothing anyway? What's your brownoid cope for that? Anyways, ID is for cheap rockets, you stupid nigger. Arrow 2 and Arrow 3 are for ballistics, which you would know if you weren't a brown subhuman from /pol/.
>>64962616Failed idea from the start, build inflatable schools if you want the US to waste missiles
>>64962616Because a pilot stressed about getting shot down will bomb the first military vehicle shaped object in the target area
>>64965786Good thing Chinese Air Defense doesnt work
>>64965708kek
>>64965100You'd need to hire indians, which is not very expensive, but extremely unpleasant.
>>64962616 Can you find these on temu yet?
>>64964126^thishttps://www.inflatechdecoy.com/I want a SA-8 decoy to put in my backyard to fuck with the police helicopters when a nog is being searched for here in Detroit.
I dont know what kinda weapons will be used in WW4, but I know WW3 will be fought with balloons.
>>64966237You need a search radar to really mess with them, RWR will tell them you've locked them up without having a bouncy castle in your back yard to give away your location.Having a bouncy castle is never a bad thing though.
