Artillerychads... I kneel
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>>64966798can you add cardboard children too?
>>64966786>war has casualties>casualties STILL pale in comparisson to the special needs operation and etc>worthless semetics still try and spin it as some sort of failurewhatever
>>64966786Ayatollah status?
>>64966786IMPLESSIVE. Now post iranian losses for comparison
>>64966767I was wondering why some of the hits on Iranian ships looked "small" compared to what I expected. I guess that would explain it, ATACMS doesn't carry a big warhead.
>>64966798
>>64966786I'm vociferously against this war and none of those bother me except for the fact that we didn’t plan to 100% silence the Iranian missile system in one go, we just winged it because of that fat fucking orange retard.There's a reason why Desert Shield happened.
>>64966841
>>64966841>ai trasheven if the US did bomb some paintings, Iran has no real air force left either
>>64966841You wouldn't happen to have the one with the mullahs on magic carpets shooting down f16s with magic powers would you?
>>64966798I like the random extra foot the AI added. It makes me laugh.
Is this why thirdies are at Shillcon 1 right now? They're more rattled now than when we iced their Ayatollah(s)
>>64966813>Ayatollah status?Still alive "in some form"
>>64966889I think it’s because they’re having to rapidly change their narratives and it’s rattling them. So far they’ve managed to damage one tanker with a suicide boat, and damage a small amount of infrastructure and kill a few people in their neighboring countries. Iran has been wholly ineffective and they’re starting to get pissed and throw tantrums.
>>64966798Do you think they'll be able to save the leg?
>>64966807But you don't understand, Irians stuff isn't worth anything. we could kill Irans entire population 3x over and nothing of value would be lost. On the other hand America and it's material is so expensive, not even god could afford it! Therefore losing anything American is an irreparable loss.
>>64967051I would like to point out the US government regularly gives out hundreds of millions of dollars in grants for shit like "studying the sexual habits of amphibians", "do turtles like being upside down? A detailed study", and "what happens if we introduce more rodents into the sewer?". I am appalled at this wasteful spending, when it could be several hundred more Tomahawks blowing Iranian schools, hospitals, water treatment facilities, grocery stores, and mosques. I will be sending my representative a strongly worded letter demanding more missiles, on more targets, preferably civilian.
>>64966904Should I be seeing this
>>64966889Iran was meant to be the U.S.'s "Ukraine"(So was Venezuela, but thats ancient history). Turdies and Euros are desperate for Iran to reveal the U.S. was no less a paper tiger than Russia, so they are on their knees praying to Allah for any and all bad news
>>64967174>US's "Ukraine"Best I can give them is to wait until a proper war with china but even then, I don't see the USA folding. Just getting real pissy when one of the USN ships get hit and escalating as a result.
>>64967077Not to mention that the KNOWN and CONFIRMED Somali scambux in Minnesota alone exceeds what we've spent on this. The unconfirmed is likely way more.
>>64966798Kek
>>64967186> I don't see the USA foldingI do, unfortunately. As much as I hate blackpilling, it seems the West has lost the information space. Europe's already committed to backing China over Taiwan, and the American public arent gonna stomach any war with triple digit deaths
>>64966813What does that image of people waving the Egyptian flag and holding posters of Mohamed Morsi show?
>>64967219That's your opinion. Only thing to really do is wait and see reality occur. No doubt D&C agents will be very eager to utilize the usual firehose of misinformation.
>>64967236Yes, I could be wrong. I'm just worried it'll be more of Chyna's war to lose through classic authoritarian incompetence, rather than anything America can do
>>64967219>Europe is backing ChinaThe mind of the sub human 60Iq brownoid is something else
>>64967256Iranian TV brought out a cardboard cutout with an image of their ex-leader's head on it. Then they mourned over his death. Something like that.
>>64967257I wouldn't call Euros that. It's mostly just their politicians that are bad
>>64967256rumor is that the person they put in as ayatollah is in a coma, hospitalized, or already dead. i think the incapacitated explanation is most likely, but a coma would also work, because then you can do/say whatever and pin it on the guy in a coma if shit goes wrong.
>>64967256The cardboard cutout in this is (from what I've heard) AI sloppa but they trotted out a photo of him which is pretty close.That and they used to do this shit with the first supreme leader who died a long time ago because >muh idolatry hypocrisy.
>>64967256The same day or the day after the new Ayatollah was selected (the son of prior one), he got a missile up his ass, lost a leg and it's possibly in a coma or possibly dead. They presented an Ayatollah cardboard since the real one is hospital bed bound or possibly dead
>>64967256>>64967269>>64967271And yeah he's leg amputated+coma at any rate. Wouldn't surprise me if he unironically was at the building where that council of experts or whatever was voting in the new guy when it got bombed. Iran cannot help itself but to not learn a lesson after two times (incl. the SAM officer corps from the first time around).
>>64966904Where's padme? Is she safe?
>>64967275They're underground and in hiding. Wouldn't surprise me if they're using an unsecured network to issue orders like WhatsApp or discord
>>64966798No gore on this board anon
>>64967287
>>64966767Gotta love how turdies have been claiming for years their ballistic missiles will sink the US Navy. And the first time it actually happens, it happens to them.
>>64967282It seems that in your anger, you blew her up.
>>64966767If those filthy, unworthy, retarded, stupid, moronic worthless goat fuckers let another one get hit in port that way.....What am i saying, of course they did. All domestic Iranian subs are based on Yonos or Sangos and they wasted them because they were too cowardly to sortie.. DEATH to three generations of Khamenei's family, i hope he wakes up from his coma to find out that his last grandchild and their children have been extinguished seconds before a JDAM flies through the roof. Fuck him, fuck Iran and fuck Persians in general. They had everything handed to them and they acted like rabid morons, how can an entire race be so fucking stupid? They deserve seven upon seven generations of slavery for their stupidity.I am now a slightly right of center leaning bipartisian moderate.
>>64966798what am I looking at here? what in-joke did I miss?
>>64967188What happened in Minnesota?
>>64966798>We were able to save the left arm!>I thought we agreed on full cardboard prosthesis! Now lose the arm!>Muhammad, peace be upon Him, Morton!>Allright, prep him for surgery.
>>64967390Minnesota is the Florida of politics. What doesn't happen there? But as for what anon was specifically referring to, I'll just let the youtube funny man summarize.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg24s4L3gJE
>>64967386>iranian ayatolla gets bomb>he ded>new ayatolla gets elected>it's his impotent (sic) son>gets bombed>now in medical care with a leg injured/missing>iranians present a cardboard cutout with his head printed out atbsome invent, because "he couldn't make it" Here's a link to a post with the video: >>64955444Season 2026 of Humans is wild, bro.
>>64967219>Europe's already committed to backing China over Taiwan, and the American public arent gonna stomach any war with triple digit deaths
>be fan of ATACMS because cold war autism>"alas, we'll never see it in action">but then>ukraine>iran
>>64967407>Macron>We must look to China to guide us out of the reactionary malaise that is anarchist individuality!>>64967407>Yeah, Europe's totally going shift into mass conscription and fight their largest trading partner on the other side of the world, bro.The EU still hasn't stopped supporting Russia, btw
>>64967405>when the parody edits are only slightly more silly than the real thingwhat an age
>>64967412I consider that the A-10's werent able to just BRRRRRT the stuck russian convoys on its way to Kiew one of the biggest tragedy of our time. More A-10 pilots would have died from cooming too much than by russian AA. The iraqi Highway of Death would have looked like a regular highway crash in comparison.But the ATACMS "i start to spin and you get fucked" terminal phase is kinda nice though.
>>64967256>>64966798>>64966813He's over 30 minutes late, making it a free delivery. (Minus tip)
>>64967407>>64967219>>64967427It is going to be so fucking funny when the BRICs cope complex collapses like a house of cards. This heel turn is going to be a wild ride.
>>64966904Is this one of the famed CCP semen milking factories?
>>64966889>>64966918Imagine being a thirdie whose worldview is shaped by opposition to the USA. When the USA is being cautious and careful with its planning it's able to snatch a head of state out of his bed room in a different hemisphere without a single loss of life on their part. When the USA yeets itself into a conflict half-cocked on the other side of the globe with a relatively small and restricted portion of its military it's able to kill the leader of a country and gut said nation's military so thoroughly all it can do to retaliate is fling minuscule amounts of missiles and drones at surrounding nations while the greatest threat posed to US forces is friendly fire and accidents. Your options are either have some self-awareness and reflection, reshape how you see the USA, and try to effect social change in your own society to reconcile the difference between rhetoric and reality, or you can retreat into screaming tantrums, make wild claims on the internet backed only by fictitious images and videos, and try to spin the slightest setback the US faces as its existential doom.
>>64967449>when the BRICs cope complex collapses like a house of cardsOh there are no breaks on the cope train, just look what just entered the thread >>64967448 >>64967454
>>64967448>>64967454>posting on cooldownBRICSjitabro...
>>64967459Gotem.
>>64967448>>64967454uh oh, thirdie melty!
>>64967340NNNOOOOOOOOOOooooooo
>>64966904>>64967282You had one job Anon.>Where is my extraction point? Did Nighthawk leave as I ordered?>It seems your operator skills utterly impressed him.>Nooooooo!
>>64967463I am quite aware of the cope train, it is so funny that they can't see it.It is easy to get the DPRK on your side: leave them alone, don't be a jerk and if you have bothered them or been a jerk in the past say you are sorry while giving them alot of money so they don't sell weapons to people who hate you. It is a pretty basic exchange.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUf3tqT4IDY&list=RDqUf3tqT4IDY&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQppdob5gXE
>>64967463>>64967449I have never actually seen cope collapseLike, there were literally millions of posts over a decade hailing Assad's invincibility followed immediately by simply never mentioning him again and haranguing anyone who ever brings him up or acknowledges his existence as JIDFA much shorter version was over the Moskva, which went very quickly from unsinkable to irrelevant, literally the span of an hour between>it didn't sink you fucking kike, Ukraine just got btfoto>are you really still talking about that you fucking kike, Ukraine just got btfoI really wonder how this shit was in history, like the Japanese radio stations that simply announced a crushing victory against the United States Navy every single day between December 1941 and August 1945I do know of one time it made a material difference - through the Six Day War, Nasser's officers continuously informed him that his armored divisions smashed the Israelis at every turn and were racing toward Jerusalem, and he gave his orders accordingly.
>>64967622What would happen if every last shill was hunted down postwar and forced (assume CIA contractors waterboarded everyone on the subcontinent, China, and whatever fantasy land Copelord lives in) to make full, detailed, live confessions of their falsehoods on every possible media? Like how Hirohito had to deny his godhood on every possible media outlet after the surrender.
>>64967651>what would happen if we gestappo'd every person to have ever proliferated misinformation, including, presumably, journalists, low-echelon members of government, and streamer/social media tards Unironically: A Boogaloo.
>>64966904>RINE END HERE
>>64967732Fuck has it been so long?
>>64967771Were you thinking of the bioware forums dude?
>>64966767Coastal artillery bros, we are so back!
>>64967796That is a real thing and a good song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7sg_c2urAI&list=RDO7sg_c2urAI&start_radio=1
>>64967778Stanrey Roo Grorious Moderator of Bioware Forum. Now everything is Concord and know one remembers the Tortanic.
>>64967824fuck off
>>64967610Don't forget to pay up when they extort you or to allow their drug-running/counterfeit-printing enterprises to make tons of money off of you in order to keep the Best Korean nobility in wine and caviar.
>>64967824Have you heard of the national anthem of the united states gookbro? about a coastal artillery battle
>>64966904>The Jews have many horrors yet to throw at us. This is not the end of our struggle. This is just the beginning of our jihad to save Humanity. Be faithful! Be strong! Be vigilant!
>>64966904>>64967282>>64967572
>>64967265It's fun and dramatic, and I like it, but I'm going to weigh towards caution and assume that the only reason he's still alive is because he's in a hospital bed, and a Samurai Hellfire poses too much risk of going through the floor and hitting the guy below.
