>tfw you're a finnish conscript in 2017 and the nation had these printed and left in your dorms
Scanlations or gtfo
well post it
>official SpurdoBost it :DDDDD
>>64969726Isn't there that Finn doing Bishoujo manga?
>>64969726this is the first I have ever heard of this you need to post the source right now
>>64969726Binlandians have a phenomenal sense of humor. It's like the slav sense of humor without its retarded corrosive cynicism.
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>>64972549I feel like I'm playing Noita again.
>>64972549I dislike this because at least half of those conjugations will never be used in a conversation everSomething like koirallammekaan will still see some real use and still be incredibly confusing
>>64972620Can't blame non-finns looking at our written language and thinking someone is pulling a prank on them>lapset tarvitsisivat lämpimämmät lapaset
>>64969726I fucking love finland. Babsolutely based lads and the women are great too same for the Swedespic relatedCaroline Nurdengrip, a former member of the Swedish parliament, left her job and returned her party badge to volunteer in Ukraine after the full-scale invasion began.She informed her husband of her decision only three days before leaving — everything happened very quickly.In the 47th “Magura” Brigade, Caroline served as an instructor but also went to the front lines: working with drones and counter-drones, participating in assaults, and performing infantry tasks.During the spring 2023 counteroffensive, she experienced one of the war’s toughest days — an ambush, grenade fire, collapsed trenches, and the moment over the radio when she heard that her Swedish colleague had supposedly died.Quote"Monday is not a bad day to die"
>>64973736>pic related>Caroline Nurdengrip, a former member of the Swedish parliament, left her job and returned her party badge to volunteer in Ukraine after the full-scale invasion began.>She informed her husband of her decision only three days before leaving — everything happened very quickly.>In the 47th “Magura” Brigade, Caroline served as an instructor but also went to the front lines: working with drones and counter-drones, participating in assaults, and performing infantry tasks.>During the spring 2023 counteroffensive, she experienced one of the war’s toughest days — an ambush, grenade fire, collapsed trenches, and the moment over the radio when she heard that her Swedish colleague had supposedly died.>Quote>"Monday is not a bad day to die"
>>64973736Sweden and based don’t go together at all.
>>64973756The Swedish military and Northern Swedes are generally based but the country suffers from its large urbancuck population
>>64973772It's just leftovers from the ancient times. Look up Norrland, Svaelnad and Götaland.Norrland was and is to this day a mountanious wilderness, Götaland was initially a different nation, with different culture and language as well. People form Svaeland brutally took over them during early middle ages. But the distinction between these regions never really disappeard. Also Skåne was Danish land full of Danes until 1650.
>>64972520>Brivade Byle :DDDD
>>64972549I feel like most of this is probably dead, but I also know that the Finnish language is just not worth considering learning for most people unless you have to because it's just that unique and complicated.>>64973736Brutal
>>64969956>>64971842OP here, was a faggot not posting it. The originals were made by a username called "STERKKA_PETE" in the mid 2010's and they were generally found very popular, for they genuinely portray the culture within the finnish conscript service.Link to a collection of his workhttps://imgur.com/a/tojqzAu
Holy shit it was memed into reality
>>64975266And here i thought some of those were lost in the wheels of time. Thanks nigga
I doubt that's officially sanctioned. conscript administrative NCOs could just print that out
>>64975287I think that would count as official. It was definitely the doings of the conscript union, and their representatives in the garrison. Maybe not nation wide, but atleast our battalion had those. They made new ones every 6 months or atleast once a year. Same booklet had all the important phone numbers and other important info in it too.
>>64971855>that one finnish anon who went to fight in ukraine just to write a book about it where he has a scene of him and his buddies discussing the best girl of evangelion while entrenched
>>64975322And they all agreed that it's Asuka.
>>64975327What happened to Mexico
>>64975277Bulbasaur refers to the fact that there's 1 more morning left - it's the pokemon #1. Countdown starts from #151 (Mew?) and I guess day 0 is Missingno or maybe not. It's not a non-sequitur in the comic, everything in there is with purpose
>>64975277Moominvalley had to be explained? I'm not Finnish and I know this.
>>64975334Tanged by some impact I would presume. It irks me 'tism that the Gulf of America is not appropriately colored.
>>64975334Impact
>>64975371What do tent pegs in the anus refer to?
>>64973739Getting to kill off the last of what the world would call Russians is not a bad way to go. After this war if they want a second round it will have to be with Volun/Told 3rd worlders. Demographics are a thing no amount of propaganda will fix.
>>64975266wow I thought there were only a couple of these made and that they were made by some random guy on /int/
>>64975327>Seattle >Seattle >Seattle
>>64970058Lotta Svard: Women at War?He died it hasn't been updated in TWO YEARS
>>64977350After the Nth impact, they're all Seattle
>>64975371>Countdown starts from #151 (Mew?)That's awesome and fun to learn!Are there any other big milestone pokemon day numbers you guys celebrate during the countdown?
>>64977708Tj100 is a milestone and they blasted a song called 'a hundred lightnings' but I don't recall a specific pokeymone
>>64978509Since 100 is voltorb, a song about lightning works perfectly.
>>64969726Vittusaatana :DDD
>>64973739im in love now
>>64973392As an Estonian, we still have like 70% of this bullshit, but Finnish still scares me.
bumpp
>>64975322Sauce me up on that book sempai.
>>64977708>>64978528there is songs for many numbers, the songs are played on the barracks intercom at wake up 06:00the #100 in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQHtS27iXBUday #105: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgRZ2fSMfDIday #99: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpu5a0Bl8eYand so on, most days have their own song(s). there is also a subculture of military music parodies;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UgcQojbAco
>>64980251It's in binnish, look up 'pyhä luvattu sota'
>>64975322post that excerpt pls
>>64980479I dont have it on me right now but the gist is that they are smoking weed on an OP and one fighter pulls a meme from twitter featuring Rei with impact font captions mentioning wooden doors. The author mentions preferring to have Asuka in the image and then they talk about the sandy hook shooting and holocaust never happening or something. Then a third guy explains his concept for a nazi space opera for 45 minutes while the others act like they are interested.
>>64980540Weirdly enough sandy hook is mentioned a couple of times in the book. A unit had set up their HQ in an old school which gets designated Sandy Hook.
>>64980540I bet a lot of the foreign volunteers tests in Ukraine are autistic as fuck. Everyone that is interested in those sorts of things is incredibly annoying to be around IRL
>>64973756SwedenYes
>>64980540This is literally just an average day at the Freedom camp in The Zone.
>>64975432It's not well known outside of Europe.
>>64977361The artist looks alive to me. Must be doing something elsehttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141491595#1
>>64977361>>64981950I thought you were talking about hero_of_groznyi, but that one is cool too
>>64982216I admire finnish puukkos. Very nice simple knives.
>>64982221I think that in the comic is actually a leuku, meaning a very big puukko
>>64982227Ah ty! It'd be nice to be able to make one. Pic rel would be my personal goal, but i am working on learning to sew atm, but it's a big project to learn to make pretty knives, probably hard. I can smith but i have no clue how to work leather or brass.
>>64982235Good luck on that. Most sheats for puukkos have no metal on them, so I think its not too much of a job to get one sewed. I know nothing about blacksmithing, but there's a video in youtube about the processhttps://youtu.be/BLnqr6IGVgs
>>64969956Learn Finnish
>>64982216f91 mogged by gshock
>>64973739We don't have a parliament, it's a riksdag.
>>64982242Yeah, my idea is i'll learn leather first then and then later learn brass fittings. Leather sounds more interesting too. I made some lests but those were just me fucking around with a knife and saw which is easy.
>>64982242those birch bark handles feel really good on the grip by the way.
>>64982242That's not a knife, that's a bloody machete.
>>64982956yeah lmao. doesn't even fit my screen
I miss spurdo sparde so much
>>64972520>THEY'S JUST FINE SIZE :-D BEBSIDES WE DON'T CHANGE WED GLOTHES, SAMI :-DDDDD>EGUIBMENT DEBOT
>>64973739Based for a man, cringe as fuck for a woman.
>>64973736>>64973739No responsibility as a leader or her nation in the role of an elected leader (elections are degenerate popularity contests) or as a wife, she should have been shot as a traitor. Fighting for another nation's military is simply treason. Leaving your husband to get a train run on you my another nation's military would get you a stoning in the Old Testament. Either way, banishment or capital punishment would be appropriate in her case.
>>64994601me on the right
>'urdo in the 'log
>>64975493A peg for holding down the tent shoved up a butthole
>>64994601>sergeant>actually a corporal
>>64998759This is based on a finnish greentext of conscripts lazering a random ship to pass time which lead to a distressed officer running in with only his boxers on and radio in hand telling the conscripts to immidiately quit targeting the russian warship
>>64973810if götaland took over svealand we would be living in geaden/görige
>>64994640anyone who kills russian invaders is doing gods work, fag
>>64973756russian divide and conquer fags deserve the rope
>>64982257Absolutely not. Pretty as the language is, miss me with learning those Perkele summoning chants.
>>64975266Anyone have the.one where the recruit has the dream about the spurdo living in his tent heater/oven but he's actually burned his tent down or something? I loosely remember it so if it's not a perfect recollection im sorry
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>>64969726Total national defense means total national defense.