Mister President, a second war has hit the team roster.>what the fuck is this?Our favorite Mongolian Basket-Weaving Forum's homegrown AI vs AI soccer/football/divegrass league, where each board is represented by a team of its favorite memes. /k/ has had a team since the cup's founding in 2011 and has remained in continual operation since.>where the fuck do I watch this?https://pastebin.com/uNMvJSj2>team wikihttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki//k/>status report?Not great. Autumn sucked, and we're probably looking at a Qualifiers for Spring.>when the fuck are we playing?Qualifiers Weekend: 10-12 APRBabby Groups: 24-26 APR, 1-3 MAYHello again, gentlemen. It's been an eventful 6 months since we were last here, and fortunately we might finally be getting a new aesthetics pipeline established, allowing us to finally open up roster voting once again (although the modeller INSISTS that you be warned that he believes his work is cursed and makes teams play worse). Management has already slated a celebratory spruce-up for F-35 to commemorate her first air-to-air kill. On the tactical side, things are still in flux, but we will almost certainly be competing with 5 medal players this season, and so we will need to select a 5th medal. Management's suggestion (pending further roster changes) is again F-35, so that we can perhaps follow her first kill with her first goal.Finally, Management would like to provide two administrative nominations for the team that have been floating around:Jap Aesthetic Liveries (forgor to place on the vote last time)>Implessive (one very persistent anon has been requesting for a while, might work well with the "China's anti-stealth radar" meme that's popped up since Venezuela)
B17/T4T/RtW/National archive threads guy here, the BN still in action?
>>64973775Didn't realize you were also the Archives guy. The Nigger is still flying, generally in the upper midfield. He was a close contender for a medal slot during the last vote before we had to freeze the roster, so he could go either way once we get this vote going.
To the /k/ommander, thanks for your hard work. We are all having fun and FUN is the most important thing. PES gives and PES takes away. When will the poll take place?
>>64973800Either this coming weekend or the next. There's a non-zero chance of a last-minute game version swap, so we need to leave a little room for that in case we have to adjust the models for all those finicky little things that differ between them.
onwards to victory
One bump for the night.
>>64973748>>64973748I'd like to nominate the "nuclear general", /kng/, or nuclear accidents whatever you wanna call it Those threads are gold, of the very grim kind, and a fucking treasure trove of hard to find shit on nuclear fuck ups and interesting adjacent stuff Dunno about the model though, a glowing Mayak worker maybe? Valery Legasov? Or the K19 sub?
>>64973748>might work well with the "China's anti-stealth radar" meme that's popped up since Venezuela)There has been so much Chink spam in recent months like the electromagnetic catapult and whatnot.
>>64973790Seconding medal for BN. They've certainly earned it.
>>64973748Id like a cardboard ayatollah and cardboard bibi that would be cute
Can the team switch to Multicam? Bonus if you can make the opponent wear Multicam as well.
Sorry for the slow day, got home to find my router factory reset itself.>>64976426I actually wanted to discuss that a bit. Another player up to finally get an upgrade package is Z-Team, and my gut instinct is to add Assad, Maduro and Khamenei to the cab, due to how things have sorta dragged them along for the ride, but I'd prefer to have the board's support before committing to that.>>64976434I'll have to check the archives, we might have a multicam uniform we can put back on the rotation.>Bonus if you can make the opponent wear Multicam as well.No, and trust me, you do not want to give managers the power to modify the other team.
>>64977892>add Assad, Maduro, and Khomeni to the Z-teamAbsolutely do this.
>>64975306I admit, I had to look that one back up, it's been a hot minute. But, yes, some of the Soviet subs in particular are probably well-known enough to hold some attention.>>64975316It's been years, but picrel has really done it for me in a way that the faux-poorly-translated gibberish greentexts haven't quite. Plus, it's easier to translate into a model.
>>64981889That would be a fantastic addition to the team. Behold the bug runes for "super hyper quantuum maximum happiness for locating and finding invisible flying air monsters and supreme face saving". Do with them what you will.超级量子最大幸福感用于定位和发现隐形飞行空中怪物以及至高无上的面子保障
Bump for the night.
gem go up
Just a reminder of the shenanigans from Autumn.
>>64985666My personal favorite from the Autumn shitshow.
Big old bump for best divegrass tradition.
And lo, the weekend is upon us, time to vote. Bit of a slim pickings this time around, but we've been having a good time with the roster, no need to shake it up too much. The poll will remain open until sometime late Sunday, with results to be announced shortly thereafter.https://forms.gle/wFdPFoHBxgqzGvKG9>googleAfter all these years, we are STILL waiting on a less shit option.
>>64994123Did my part. Onwards to victory
>>64994123Question, in case Jap Aesthetic Liveries wins, what would the model be? F-2 or F-15?
>>64994123Lets fukkin go Implessive and Big Nigger!
>>64994294Could be either. Got a preference?
>>64994992F-15. At the end of the day it has more flat surfaces for kino aesthetics.
Chances of getting a Cozy Castle somewhere?
>>64973748>celebratory spruce-up for F-35do wedding dress F-35no I will not elaborate
>>64995701Since we already had the poll up, that's going to have to wait for next vote, in the lead-up to either Autumn or Winter, whichever we play. It's been a long time since the team had anything medieval, could be interesting, and I've been considering the unorthodox decision to add a third keeper. I'll try to keep that in mind, but feel free to keep bringing it up.>>64994123Anyway, six hours or so to go on the poll, one more yeet back up to the top in case we have stragglers.
And polls are CLOSED. Please stand by for results.
Well, those are some results. For those tracking the "/k/ is dead" index, that's down about half from the Autumn '24 poll, but that was during the height of Kursk, and about half of them were solid yellow flags on verification, so take that as you will.But the real reason for publishing this is because this will be a painful selection. Partly, it is the small size of the pool, but also because we have grown quite attached to the team over the years. Our two main losers are clear, both Deagle and Ivan are long past their relevance to the board as it stands, and in this instance that has taken priority over tradition. But the third cut has landed in a 4-way tie, and with that much support for each of them, I feel the need to be transparent about this process. From Management's POV, I am waving the knife between Marty and Sharpe. I have not replicated the former /k/ommandant's commitment to always have a fresh Marty for each game, and without that he's just a card player, while Sharpe's board presence has faded fast since his acceptance. Jim was also similarly fleeting, but he has already received a minor model update, and I'm reluctant to throw him out before it sees use. As for the ADC, I enjoy him the most, and as stated, I am considering a third keeper this season, and putting him in the net is the kind of terrible idea that just won't leave my head.Similarly, the competition for medal slots is a clusterfuck. Paul losing his medal by one vote hurts my soul, but such is as it is. We have already discussed the Nigger getting a medal, so he's a shoe-in, but that still leaves one slot, and no less than 8 competitors for it. Of them, I'm most partial to either SKS or Browning, perhaps leaning SKS on account of his time in service advantage.But simply, I am not confident pulling the trigger on that many executive decisions for this many players with that much support. What does the board think, and do we need another round of polling to narrow it down?
>>64999817SKS>Browning, I would rather see board culture than a prominent member of the topic. Rest I agree 100%
>>64999817Only half of this shit is board cultureLeave Ivan and deagle and dump sharpeposting, air defense cuckold, implessive and jap aesthetic liveries.Add Boof, czechbro, skinwalker and nucking futs yuriThis place is dead because the esl mods ban everyone
>>65000211The people who were here at least once in the last week would disagree. Those are some excellent nominations, and I wish that you had made them on time. Because ultimately, the anons I serve are the anons who show up.
>>65000249oh I was here just banned
>>65000650The fuck did you do to eat a week-long? That's a whole mess of a conversation on its own that I'm not in a good position to agree with common consensus on, because being able to operate in the open like this is a privilege afforded to very few teams, and that will always color my personal read of the moderation.I share your grief at losing Deagle and Ivan, even if they're rarely exciting members of the roster. Ultimately, every team is a battle of where the board has been and where it is now, and unless you're /b/, there is rarely a correct answer. If I make it to the 20th anniversary of the cup, I'll probably fiat up a historical roster, and they'll damned sure be there for that.
>>64999817Suprised by Jap Aesthetic Liveries and Soviet Nuclear Suicide Fleet desu
>>65000692christ-chan fouls fags and so should you
>>64994294Phantom II
Some quick preliminary updates:By the power of the War Thunder forums, Liveries is proceeding better than expected, we will have no problems there. >Implessive is snagging early on, because finding a JY-27 model that isn't behind a paywall is a bitch and a half, so if anyone knows of an ARMA model or something, please kick it my way, or we might have to use a substitute. Suicide Fleet is still in the concept state, because there's not a lot of photographs to directly adapt. That might be more of a Z-Team wacky model.In Cup news, there is a potential for the qualifiers to be cancelled. Multiple teams are hanging by a thread due to lack of people willing to bee the change, and if the right number fall through, then we will proceed straight to the Spring Babby without the Fetus.
>>65003324So much has been lost, never to be recovered. Thank you for keeping the old ways alive.