Average Staccato owner
>>64980147Let's be honest. That guy would much rather be blowing glass or other men than holes in paper targets.
>>64980157>That guy would much rather be blowing glass or other men than holes in paper targets.That's what OP said, average staccato owner. And CZ owner too
>>64980170CZ owners are just trantifa gremlins
>>64980147Average CZ Rami, Star Firestar, Detonics Combat Master and FM M95 owner.
>>64980147*stomp**clap*HEY!
>>64980236>we do things a little differently around here in this brewery>all IPAs, not even a shred of cheese to pair it
>>64980147suspenders are extra homosexual since you can't really attach a holster to them
>>64980157>*applies beard oil*It helps keep the semen from sticking to it
>>64980270>Its not just a burger, its an experience.>$42 burger and Costco fries served in a wire basket
>>64980157that type of guy hasn't existed in over ten years. the 2011 hater OP is just a shut-in who probly still thinks 'cancel culture' is real.
>>64980270I absolutely hate what IPAs have done to beer almost as much as what gayr-15s have done to American gun culture
>>64980272
>>64980323its not like they replaced other beers or anything. besides the IPA craze was, again, over a decade ago.
>>64980157>see man>immediately think about sucking cockYou might be gay Anon
>>64980336When is the last time you've been to a bar? 8/10 beers are some form of IPA
>>64980323I don't hate IPAs that much, I just have yet to find one I think is half decent. I will say though, without the IPA microbrewery craze the average beer normie wouldn't know about the wider world of beer. It's a good thing I can buy NB Tripel from the wally world, may not be the best tripel but it's a pretty solid beer
>>64980345thiswhen will the porter craze hit?
>>64980350porters and stouts are not conducive to social drinking. they're like a beer milkshake. go larp as a dwarf somewhere else.
>>64980347>american beer is so shit they had to make hipsters invent something so they can finally taste something else than piss watergrim, thank god yuropoors don't need this nonsense
>>64980336>the IPA craze was, again, over a decade agoNigger I can't even drink normal beer and I know that's BS.
>>64980377>>64980350>>64980345what shitholes are you from?
>>64980373I have to say the Belgians are fucking SPOILED when it comes to beer. They've got so much good shit over there, was absolutely worth the plane ticket
>>64980409I felt it was 50/50 great beer and undrinkable. That delirium tremens bar in Brussels was worth the trip though, holy fuck.>>64980377>>64980402>>64980356IPAs suck and they have overwhelmed the store shelves where I live. I want English styles back.t. Houston area>>64980373You guys just drink lagers most of the time now anyways plus a few local craft options, its almost the same way hereAnyways, guns to jeep it /k/
>>64980402>gay hipster beer fad never died>pointing pointing this out means you live in a shitholewat
>>64980467it means you live somewhere with gay hipsters. A shithole.
>>64980333that isn't suspenders though. you can't wear a belt holster with a shoulder holster rig, it isn't the same you cunt
>>64980480So other places have supposedly moved on to new gay hipster fad beers, but the place in rural midwest America where there apparently aren't enough hipsters to popularize the new gay hipster beers is the hipster shithole?kek
>>64980176And don't even get me started on Tanfoglio owners
>>64980700>tranfaglio
>>64980350Tried London Black last time when I was on a trip to bong caliphate, was pleasently surprised
>>64980147I miss 2010.
>>64980170>>64980176Lmao what's wrong with CZ? My brother owns two and doesn't look like a hipster fag. Also it's the most popular brand here and all the boomers swear by it. Also usually the first gun of many people (75) after getting the firearms license. t. Czech HKfag
>>64980409>>64980449For me, it's Westmalle Tripel. Fucking delicious and it's 9.5% ABV. The Dubbel is also good if you like a darker beer and want something a bit weaker (at 7% lmao)
>>64980312I hate these fucking places.
>>64980449IPA is an English style beer though, since it was created in England. Enjoy. >>64982240They're rambling about CZ owners in the US.
>>64982240>Yurosharts are such tourists they don't even know about CZoy
>>64982537>>YuroshartsThat's some projection power level
>>64980700>>64980723>PoorfagsI bet you two drink natty ice
>>64980236At least it was white. I'd kill to have hipster culture back over broccoli hair nig-nog shit.
>>64982240In Europe cz is just the US version of like a Smith and wesson at this point, in the US it is bought by the same type of person who thinks euro cars are luxury
>>64980147He just needs to hit the gym
Average FALchad.
>>64980236Just two guys and a crazy idea!
>>64982552>NO U!Ok yurosharty.
>>64980509>you cuntOK Johnny no guns
>>64982789Whyd they give her a new nambu m60. Literally one of the rarest production revolvers in the united states.
>>64980157Blowing glass is fun, you should try it.
>>64982240literally nothing, it's just meme shitposting
>>64983570Appropriate for a hipster. Rare, obscure, niche.
I bring grave news. The IPA craze is in NOT over and has supplanted Pabst Blue Ribbon as the beer for fags in the midwest.
>>64982526American IPAs are nothing like old school English IPAs.
>>64980147>slopccatoWho cares?
>>64980147correctall 2011's are like the beards pretentious low T hipsters grow to try and look masculine.A real man uses double stack .45 ACP especially because you need Large hands to use it in the 1st place.
https://youtu.be/Dg3J9DMcLvI
These fuckers also moved into the liquor/cocktail realm. >MFW they gentrify Old Fashions
My friend has two. He wears tshirts and shorts with holes in them. No facial hair. He just doesn't give a fuck.
>>64980157I respect glassblowing as a hobby probably 30x more than gun ownership
>>64980147*STOMP**BANG**CLAP**BANG**HEY**jams*
>>64985675what the fuck does that even mean? do you go to bars just to order the same thing over and over?
>>64980170>cz owner>blowing meni'd go full homo for an anthro man if they were real. probably a zoomer thing more than a cz owner thing thoughalso IPAs are gay
>>64986729Terminal contrarianism creates an endless need to be upset at people enjoying things.
>>64980341Nu-uh, look, I'll kiss a girl right now, I'll do it!!!
>>64988220That's not a girl, that's a 34yo divorced HVAC repairman named Chester!
>>64986729>order the same drinkYes, you midwit faggot. You can keep believing that ordering appletinis and the rest of that shit like a vacuous chick is some sort of flex and I'll continue to not be fashion whore pretending to have balls.
>>64988545>needs his whisky sweetened>has the gall to judge what others drinkAlso damn near every bar has a dozen Old Fashioned variations on the menu because the Old Fashioned was THE hipster cocktail of the 2010s.
>>64988545what's the damn point of going to a bar then
>>64988639>the point of going to a barPeople, basement dweller. You should try it sometime.
>>64988608LOL. When you grow enough hair on your balls to drink anything neat, that comment might carry a fraction of the sting you think it did
>>64988651if you're so bitter and angry I doubt it
>>64988851Just like an IPA
>>64980147I've met these kinds of guys, they're usually pretty based, always married and have kids, fairly wealthy, interesting hobbies, good taste, healthy and fit
>>64980350>>64980356porters, stouts, and any darker colored beer are overrated, when i was underage and never really had it i wondered how anybody could drink anything but the darker beers which i clearly thought had more flavor, and later on i realized that the lighter colored ones taste way better
>>64993567still a hipster doofus.
>>64980356Dumbasses like you just can't help themselves. Do everyone a favor and get the fuck out of here.
>>64994114LOL. Not even close. Hipster hate is overt anti-gayness
>>64993588I mean sometimes, but nothing is as refreshing as a good stout
>>64980147It smells like cope in here
>>64980321>>64980157I know a guy who still looks just like that. He's an actual trade guy turned adjunct professor at a trade school, has a wife and kids, and drives a DeLorean, which seems like a huge hipster red flag until you find out that it's been in his family since new and he completely restored it himself after his dad let it sit for 30 years. Really good dude.
Might just buy some suspenders, some mustache wax and an Atlas because of this thread
>>64982789God that game fucking sucks
>>64994864*jams
>>64994198>see? this bandwagon type ad campaign shows that guinness is a social beer everyone likes!
>>64980147What's wrong with a White man having a beard and wearing traditional attire? Tattoos are cringe, I'll give you that.
>>64997618They only wear that for weddings.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg3J9DMcLvI
>>64980321IPAs were replaced with seltzer because the market was trying to sell beer to people that don't drink beer.They realized spiked sugar water at $2+ a can were more appealing for non-beer drinkers.
>>64998593Replied wrong>>64980323
>>64997288Gun doesn’t jam so long as I hit it with some CLP every ~750 rounds. I could probably get more (Ben Stoeger got to 2,000 without cleaning on an XC) but the reduced power spring and low velocity ammo cause problems to crop up a little sooner. Mags run flawlessly and I don’t clean them at all.
>>64980321>who probly still thinks 'cancel culture' is real.It's not real anymore?
>>64982522i like em
>>64980336>crazetrue in a way I suppose. voodoo ranger is just the average beer people drink now so not really a "craze."
>>64982537Literally an r/gunnit meme you r*dditfugees brought over. YWABAR
