Tripwire status?
tripped
>your stretch online course on split stretchingJust what did he mean by this?
>>64985505wait, his father died from a mine that his son placed? am i reading that correctly?
>>64985544As I read it, son places tripwires somewhere on the front and tells his dad not to go theredad gets drunk and goes there to film a video for MAX and steps on a mine
>>64985557Why is MAX? The HBO service?
>>64985590New Russian Government mandated messaging app/social media platform
Are russians just clones of the three stooges at this point?
>>64985532Fairly sure getting gaped is part of basic training in Russia
>>64985602Probably closer to Jackass in a lot of cases
>>64985605Send this guy to the olympics!
>>64985505>russian sapper>so drunk he trips a mine>that's our pathThis is beautiful.
>>64985592What are the chances it's SBU operated?
>>64985660Ordinarily you'd go 'nah, it'll be fine'But I mean, there's a non-zero chance there's some shenanigans, I guess we'll see how many bounties get collected and Russian's donate to the SBU christmas party fund
>>64985660A Israeli woman posted this photo on her LinkedIn showing the UI of a hacking tool the company she worked for had developed for Mossad etc. It went viral like a day or two before Russia started enforcing this switch to their state-developed messaging service
>>64985532Palates with comrade. Russian yoga stretches you in all sorts of ways.
>>64985679MAX has been forced because it comes with a built in VPN tracker, to alert people who are using VPNs to the government. For most Russians, it isn't a problem, they just get a cheap phone to put the mandated MAX program on and then carries on as normal.
Ziggers really have a way with words
>>64985665'krainian under the mat .jpg
>>64985532The candle-emoji indicates that the candle is now in the ass and everyone will know something
>>64985690Russians are forced to have a smartphone?Do they need GPS (Glonass) tracking as well?
>>64985811>glonass is in ass and everyone will understand everything
>>64985532>split stretchingI'm 90% sure it's "rastyazhka", which is slang for "tripwire". Ideally someone should post the original though.
>>64985660It's not operated by SBU, but it's not secure in the slightest, so SBU probably has already hacked it.
Another LMAO for today>Russian propagandist Ilya Remeslo hospitalized in a mental institution after this post in which he calls Putin a war criminal and many other things
>>64985945Just like that poor siberian shaman who walked all that way and they locked up for trying to exorcise the demons in the KremlinAt this point though the whole homo sovieticus is in effect and no one left to say there's a better way
>>64985989>shaman who walked all that way and they locked up for trying to exorcise the demons in the KremlinThe shaman was an actual threat. What if his exorcism succeeded? Imagine the consequences.
>>64986002Unemployed demons, roaming the streets of Moscow. Begging for rubles to get another bottle of vodka>no one notices the difference
>>64985945I mean, surely he realized he was writing a suicide letter when he wrote this, right?
>>64986002He got mobilized but they sent him to the Kuz instead of the front, they need all the help they can get
>>64986154Word is that they sacrifice a shaman every single day in the Decks Below, lest That Which Still Slumbers stirs once more.
>>64986131His mistake was posting it from Russia instead of Phuket
>>64986131he's deluded enough to think he could get away with posting that. obviously a nutcase
>>64985945Delusion status?Infirmary occupancy?
>>64985945>And apparently, he plans to sit on the trone for at least another 150 years.kek, I love how Russians phrase these things
>>64985811It's not "forced" in the sense, you get arrested if you don't have it. It's just that all government channels and services go through it. So if you want to receive your pension, pay your taxes, renew your passport, it's hard to do without Max. You might be able to do it in person at the appropriate office, if you come in between 1and 3 on a Thursday and wait in line for two hours? I don't know, I don't keep track.
Spring is in the air and ziggers are rottinghttps://files.catbox.moe/gslqyy.mp4
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>>64985665>>64985857Someone posted how they found Ukrainian libraries in MAX after decompiling it. It's basically one giant backdoor.
>>64989491I thought you lot were talking about FSB backdoors in MAX, I just couldn't brain that SBU is Ukrainian>Ukrainian libraries in MAX after decompiling it. It's basically one giant backdoorThat's terminally retarded lmao
>>64985505>made the dad an hero>I still consider myself a heroHonestly this shit can't be real, Looney Tunes on coke.
>>64985945>All reasonable commentsThis cannot be a trve Russian can it? This is reasonable and well-thought out, so maybe he had a moment of clarity. I atleast can commend him on that despite being a zigger for 10 years.>>64986131Just even indirectly writing something critical will get you ACK'd, might as well go all the way. Anyway have a funny webm about tripwires/boobytraps to keep it /k/.
>>64985605>exhales as a dolphin would>proceeds to do a flipGerald Broflovski, no less.
>>64989500Terminal retardation is very on brand for Russia.
>>64989536>he said, posting in a thread about a Russian who terminated himself through retardation
>>64985716>picrelReminds me of the Volga chapter from Metro Exodus. Never seen water so beautiful in any other game.
>>64989491Considering it was also more than likely made by the finest 3rd world programming, in a hurry, everyone involved will have their own backdoor access in case they need to make a few extra bucks>>64989513>a zigger for 10 years.kek, got to suck waking up and your entire reality is bullshit
>>64985945A Russian stops pretending to be a schizophrenic, gets put in an insane asylum.Very on brand.
>>64989500>That's terminally retarded lmaoBased and trad you mean
>>64985945Ai has robbed us of 99% of the richness of gopnik-to-English translation
>>64989491>It's basically one giant backdoor.How would you benefit militarily/politically if SBU had full unrestricted access to MAX? Identify units on the frontline? Spam their relatives about their death to create panic? Keep silent and just monitor information and even manipulate orders? Or just make all the phones play Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake and make all the Soviet boomers shit their pants collectively? Also the problem with backdoors is that if you use it once, if they're competent, they'll patch it and you lose access.
>>64989491>t's basically one giant backdoor.As are most Russians.
>>64989411God bless
>>64989491>it's basically one giant backdoor.Well that makes sense, we all know that Russia is quite accepting when it comes to using assorted backdoors
>>64985505>Tripwire status?Stretched and split.
>>64985660Operated? Small.Already infiltrated / hacked? Almost certain.
>>64989619>Considering it was also more than likely made by the finest 3rd world programming, in a hurryIt's made with "shits and sticks" on top of a previous attempt of Mail.ru Group (currently VK) at making a dedicated IM app in 2017 or so called TamTam. They've basically got the green light from the goyvernment that yes, they'll be blocking uncontrolled IMs so the market will be cleared out for them and the goyvernment will push their stuff by forcing people in, so they've had to redo things to make it less broken and retarded. The devs themselves said that it was nowhere near ready for production, but the management chose to release it as is kek.
>>64985945>>64989672>A Russian stops pretending to be a schizophrenic, gets put in an insane asylum.Ynr that prince Myshkin's "mental deficiencies" in Dostoyevsky's "Idiot" were kindness, honesty and empathy
>>64990017Its almost perfect trifecta of nepotism, lack of competition and state paranoia, but they throw in the garbage quality for free10/10 for thirdy project management!
>>64990520>they throw in the garbage quality for freeWhen you already have:>nepotism, lack of competition and state paranoia... the garbage quality is actually for free.It's a direct consequence of the conditions and extremely difficult to avoid.Wechat is a quite good messenger and mini-app platform but it does actually have some competition in China, albeit it has relegated them to a very distant second place now.The Chinese government is worried about pissing off everyone's grandparents so they resist going fully digital with anything and always have manual options.Although it's a cliche for small stores to only take wechat/alipay wallets, it's explicitly illegal and they rarely put up a fight if you insist on cash, they just have to go to another shop to make change and then they pay for your purchase out of their own digital wallet and pocket the cash.
>>64989513That webm is real btw. Picrel is the trap, posted by the Ukies who set it. Kremmina forest. Curiosity killed the cat, and the russian too, apparently
>>64990640This is devilish, anyone would fall for it
>>64990809>anyone would fall for itI'd have to fight the intrusive thoughts.
>>64985945Lets be honest, he didn't really give a shit until point #3 and is just crashing out that daddy Putin said no more screen time
>>64989513>this is fucked up>honestly, I would have pressed it tooAlways gets me
>>64985605>TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AGAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN
>>64985945imagine the sheer thrill of staring at what you've written and then hitting send
>>64985590If the Russians actually go through with it and fully ban Telegram on April Fools Day, how badly will this effect them?
>>64985945>sane russian>gets sent to an asylumshame
>>64990640Lmao I even found the model after googling for doorbells after 1 min. I thought it would be one of those small ones with a button just for the finger but the fact that it is so big just makes it even more funny. Doorbells are now weapons = confirmed.
>>64985605>The little toot before the giant diarrhea Amazing
