What's /k/'s favourite tank?
>>64987596It fucks with me hard WWII vets are in the triple digits now. They weren't that old when I was learning about the war
>>64987596all of them
>>64987596>What's /k/'s favourite tank?Yes.
>>64987596he cute, name?
>>64987604It means you're old, hopefully your business is successful and in full swing by now.
>>64987596>the mannequin driving the Red Ball truck is a negroHistorically accurate.
>>64987604Time happens, anon. Time happens.
>>64987612He’s like 85 anon you dirty devil
>>64987596The Sherman, naturally
>>64987596I thought this was going to be ragebait but it actually made me kinda sad
>>64987596So the red haired thing has done porn right.
>>64987596good job egirl. good job. also the sherman, ITS JUST A GOOD TANK
>airborne>airdrome >airforce>hurr durr da shermaninterview a real tanker ffs
>>64987694Anon, they're all dead
Realistically, would an Airborne dude even know any other tank than the Sherman?
>>64987596Shermanbros stay winning
Standardized modular parts, aka the sherman series. For those in tech, this similary follows the debates around x86 and ARM. x86 always wins, and autistic nerds hang.
>>64987604scares me because when I was a little shit watching Battle 360 and Dogfights with my dad as a little kid in the late 00s they looked surprisingly spry for 80 year olds
>>64987820lol, 100% chance the entire crew of pidors is dead by now. I recall they sent the siberian tank biathalon champion in to die.
>>64987596Do they know that thing has a cock?
>Do you want to go fast? >Or have a really big gun? >BT-42: Yes.
>>64987842The vietnam guys are the same age as the WW2 guys were then and the desert storm vets are now the same age as the vietnam guys used to be. Back then there were a few ww1 veterans around but, they're all dead now
>>64987787Unlikely but you can expect that any american infantry or armored vets would like the sherman the most too.It's the tank that supported them/they used and by virtue of surviving the war they probably had many good experiences with it. Either because it supported them successfully or served them well.Even in the worst case scenario where their tank got shot to pieces and they had to bail they would still attribute surviving to the tank.
Humble Patton. In all variants of all nations.
>>64987850Do you? Cause I want names anon
>>64987850Ma I see it? Please.
>>64987638Actually I did start a business selling culinary mushrooms and mushroom supplements last year, still hasn't turned a profit but yeah
I'm not a tank fag, I like fighter jets
>>64987596The Sherman is unironically my favorite WW2 tank. Great balance of capability, serviceability, survivability, and ease of manufacture. And aesthetically excellent on top of that. In my opinion the second-best tank of the war (later variants anyway) only after the T-34, and the Sherman is cooler.
obligatoryalso the girl is sex.
FT-17What's not to love about it?>It's small and cute>It influenced tank design for the next century (independently rotating turret, no sponsons or fixed forward firing armament)>Classic looks, you could fit it in a steam punk scenario story or encounter it being earnestly used in an African conflict well after it was obsoleteIt's the Platonic ideal of a tank
>>64987993This thing was a complete menace in bf1
>>64987596Glad to see someone in the army finally decided to replace damaged goods lujan for some fresh meat. I expect a new batch of factory fresh e-thots for the current conflict's upcoming recruitment targets
>>64988033I think she does more aircraft content, so it's possibly the USAF running this op
>>64987891Including the M47?>>64987987>girlAnon I...>>64987993It was actually surprisingly capable all the way up till even the mid 30's although a lot of that had to do with the fact most designs hadn't exactly progressed all that much in 20 years and portable AT wasn't as widespread as you'd think.
>>64987604sorry anon, but the clock will never stop
post-WWII tanks, the M48A5runner up would be the M41 Walker Bulldog, for a tank I'd want for my personal garage preferably a diesel engine retrofit like the Denmark, ROC, Spanish or Thai Army ones
>>64987993this definitely looks like the kind of tank that Hayao Miyazaki and the Metal Slug creators and people like that were inspired by.
>>64987604oldfag here. when i was a kid in the 80s i had a nextdoor neighbor who was a ww1 vet born in the 1890s. he was cool but i was too much of a retard to engage him in interlocutory pursuits so i never got any war stories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQEDojPZ7YI
>>64987611The fuel tank.
>>64987787The light tanks like the Stuart and such, absolutely.
>>64987604My Great Grandfather was a WWI vet and the only conversation I ever had with him he was 95. Now I'm fucking old enough the WWII guys are in that range.
>>64987993It's so cute, I wish I could give it a hug.
>>64987596Why? It's a Yugo. Runner up would be the Saracen but that's not exactly a tank.
Tranny
>>64988383The Sheridan is probably the most Metal Slug tank there is.
>>64988709M60 Starship would like a word.
>>64988720I totally forgot about this goofy fuck.
>>64988723Starship shenanigans aside, the M60 is a very underrated tank.
>>64987820That's gotta blow out a T-90's motor, right?
>>64988737The parts where you get to commandeer one in Operation Flashpoint are pure joy.
>>64987820How big would a spoiler need to be to put down force on a tank?
>>64987607>>64987611>>64987891>>64988326>>64988709>>64988737>>64988751
>>64988668To be fair, the time difference between WW1 and WW2 isn't that long. Not that 2 decades is nothing its roughly the time from conception to adulthood.
>>64987850It's penis inspection day today, what's his name?
>>64987596Troon or crossdresser?This is important
for me its the Sd.Kfz.267 Pz.BfWg VI Ausf.E
>Moon de Winter was born in Bloemendaal on 3 June 1997, the daughter of writers Jessica Durlacher and Leon de Winter.[1] Why are you fuckers so obsessed with calling everyone a tranny, are you Russians?
>>64987951shrooms are underated. In France we use them a lot to cook. Idk what you have where you live but I love my cèpes
>>64987596I have a soft spot for the Leo-1 and the goofball M3-Lee>>64987604I'm GWOT invasion era vintage headed into middle age if that makes you feel any better, time marches on
>>64989453>daughter
>>64989453>Moon de Winterfucking worse than a tranny, an attention whore, a jew and a hollander
I think she's fun.
>>64987662Why do you even have to ask
>>64989722Kill yourself. Seriously.
>>64989777Kill me yourself you coward.
>>64989766Because I want to see it.
>>64987596I want to fuck her
>>64989453Name straight out of some 2005 Livejournal story about elf romance
>>64987951I'm not sure if you're growing them yourself or whatever but Asians go nuts for pine mushrooms. If there's a lot in your area it could be worth looking into growing
>>64987882Hitler is alive and well in Argentina retard
>>64989343If you can't tell then it's over for you
>>64990123>Born 1889>Alive and wellEven if the conspiracy theories are true (they're not) and he actually did sneak off to argentina (he didn't), ain't nobody living to 137 years old.
>>64990188>he doesn't know...
>>64987842>Battle 360That was the shit, I miss old history channel, Shootout! was great too.
>>64989343I'd hazard a guess and say crossdresser from the hair
>>64987596you da real tank
>>64987596you think he got hard?
>>64990391>straight up nothing but pawnstars and aliensbetween this and food channel doing nothing but Chooped i wonder what the FUCK happened to television
>>64991002All people with specific interests switched to Youtube
>>64991020like is there actually a consistent viewership for>american pickers>pawn stars>ancient aliens>choppedbecause its so repetitive i wonder if its just retirement homes playing that shit ad infinitum
>>64989453Anon till it is proved otherwise we're going to assume it has a dick.
>>64987596What's her name
>>64989453>wikipedia I recall reading about a gay Brit who trooned out at 93 and it was called a she throughout the article
>>64991226yeah identity gets special Party Propaganda and Agitation Department handling. all references to accomplishes must be corrected
>>64991226they still state the birth name at the beginning of the article.
>>64991287With a name like that you can't tellThat said older pics of this specimen look a lot more female and less troon
>>64991002Writers strike lasting so long it gutted the talent pool of show writers and also ownership consolidation and the enshitification that ensued.Seriously, the dominance of reality TV is 100% due to most networks only engaging with scabs instead of good writers.
>>64987596That's a dude, isn't it?
>>64988064>sheJust stupid or also homo?
>>64988779>7 repliesJannie/mod, or pass paying BITCH?
>>64991532Yes.
>>64991612Kill yourself, either way.
>>64991659I will not kill myself. Your move.
>>64991532She's not lol
>>64991714Checks out. A retard like you cannot do anything right or properly.>>64991739Kek. Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>64987787Airborne had the M22 Locust built especially for them. Only problem was when they deployed it at Operation Varsity, The Germans concentrated all their artillery and deployed Panther's and Assault guns to great them which caused extraordinary causalities on units with armour deployed with them.So naturally the Paratroopers preferred the tanks that couldn't be airdropped with them.
>>64987604>mid 90s>dad picks me up from school>hang out at work with him till like half 5 or 6, sweep floors or do some other shit and dudes give me some change>dad goes to his usual bar for a bit most nights so I go too, there's other kids who get brought along>most of dad's older friends are WW2 vets: merchant marine, airborne, etc>get to hear stories (probably a lot of bullshit too)>too young to appreciate it much or to really understand, this is before I was old enough to know much historyI'll always remember them like that. Guys in their 60s or thereabouts, retired or soon to retire from what they did after the war, And that was in the 90s before the west stat itself. I remember in particular Frank, who was a short Navy vet and former boxer who probably liked the fact I tried not to wince when he shook my hand (he was build like a miniature ox) thinking he was teaching me that a man should have a firm handshake.
>>64991780Airborne armor seems to have an especially poor track record even when considering how risky any airborne operation is.
>>64992499Yup. Defenders on the ground tend to respond proportionately. Save the tanks you have when they arrive. You send tanks with your already lightly equipped paratroopers, you get a much more aggressive response then what the Paratroopers are prepared for.
>>64987596Why are people saying trans? I don't see it.
>>64991212solo monica
>>64989628It's crazy to think the GWOT ogs that were my seniors coming up the ranks are all middle aged dads now, 2013 wasn't that long ago right?
I like the M6 heavy. Disregarding how it would have taken up the space of 2 Sherman's on a shipping vessel and how it wouldn't have fit on most bridges in Europe, it still would have been awesome to see it get some action. It would have been neat if they produced more to give to the soviets under lend lease as they probably would have been more effective in Eastern European terrain.
>>64992632not that crazy at all. I knew a guy who went in in 2004 and now he's about 45. In the grand scheme of things 20 years ago was basically yesterday and an eternity all at once
>>64992499>track record
>>64989400>pic unrelated
>>64989453You stupid motherfucker. If I was as retarded as you I would hope someone killed me.
>>64989777Checked>>64989818Lucky trips says kill yourself. If you don't you're a bitch and should never post again.
>>64987596who's that pickme whore?
>>64993752Some swamp german "author". This is what she looked like before she put some meat on her bones. She's still not thick enough to be truly sexy but I wouldn't kick her out of bed (no breakfast though).
>>64988709Nah that's the M3 Lee
>>64987596I have a soft spot for WW2 French tanksI always wonder what the French would have come up with during the war if they didn't lose their motropolitan territory
>>64987596Why is she sitting on his lap like a paid whore?
>>64994597For the clicks.
>>64987596So they're all fudds? No wonder they lost the war.
>>64994224>thick enough to be truly sexy Kill yourself, you subhuman faggot.
>>64987993There are one of these near me, at an old fort the Germans occupied during the war.It's kinda sad to see it slowly rot away though, especially when I look at older pictures of it. I mean, the damn thing literally has wooden parts.
>>64992634They would not have been able to keep it running.The M6's and derivatives all were stuffed with things like automatic transmissions,fluid clutch/torque converter drives, hybrid electric drives, various electric or hydraulic steering systems.. They would have been a disaster til the design was fully standardized and 'sealed'.
>>64994634Admit it anon, you're just a fan of twinks.
>>64994662You're the degenerate faggot here.
>>64987596m22 locustcoffin with treadsdropped from B52s
>>64994701>dropped from B52s
>>64994662Can you blame the man?
>>64994700We know you're just projecting my little porch monkey.
>>64987596Nothing beats the good old patton tank series. Just a good solid tank family made out classic pure american steel armor.>>64994224>She's still not thick enough to be truly sexyI dunno she looks normal size to me. But since we are talking about your taste, could you point out which girl is truly sexy in the webm?
>>64987596>What's /k/'s favourite tank?Whichever one has a mascot with the biggest tits.
>>64995052>no peeking bushOne job...
>>64987662>>64987596>>64987612>>64987676sadly, no. i did some digging because HO BOY is that pushing all the right buttons. She's a dutch writer who has moved on to makign short form contentSomewhat frustratingly, her face and manner of dress and interests are like a credit card with no limit, issued by el banko del spanko. Search Solomonica, Solomonica de Winter.
>>64994634What are you Irish?
>>64995006>the amount of movement in their dances decreases as the sizes increaseFat people shouldn't have a right to vote
>>64998085Why?
>>64998090fat people can obviously be categorized as having mental deficiencies
>>64995741>dutchOh, oh shit. I'm dutch, it all makes sense now.>a writer who then...She's a complete fucking freak. 100% no argument, she'll agree to change her look to trad wife while letting you double fist her ass as you deepthroat her.I have zero doubts about this.Dutch women presenting as such like her are human garbage hiding from their own mental mirror.
>>64998902Not the meme you think it is.Man's dream warbride status.I will defect to the Iranian side if it means I secure a cutie jewie girl like her.
>>64998878>as you deepthroat herdude we already established it's a she, what the fuck do you want
>>64998902The hell is this image? Next you gonna tell me Nazis invented Swastika?
>>64995741>biofem
Vacuum blowjob face. Perfect mouth for it.
>>64990805Dear God I hope so. I'm turning 35 next month.
Lol, LOL! Jannies.Why that one post.It's just the truth.She aint ditch she's a diaspora jew that's all.
>>64987596>"omg i like military stuff" e-whore>sitting on the lap of a wwii veteranIt's hard to understate just how pathetic this is
>>64987604Its weird growing up in a generation where almost everyone I know had a grandfather in the war. It was just so ubiquitous. Now future generations get to grow up with turbo-fudd GWOT grandpas.
>>64990123>>64990188They have state of the art medical care in Agartha.If Neuschwabenland can create UFOs, they can extend human life.
>>64994700Attraction to thin girls is heavily gay-coded, actually. Hence the "heroin mode" of the 90s and 2000s, because for the homosexual pedophiles running the fashion industry, the ideal female form was as close to an adolescent boy as medically possible. So next time you get butthurt by people liking some cushion, ask yourself if its really the fat you're upset about; and not the lack of child penis.
>>64999992After having looked up obese trannies I can confidently say that the penis did not make it better but it was not the only source of disgust.
>>64999992>>65000145You two should definitely hang out, categorize your trannie collections by penis size and have a good time.
>>64999014Is it a T-80 on the left? Funny how Soviet tanks are perceived as small and compact and all that when they're not really smaller than not as cramped and better protected Abrams.>>64999195The vet prolly liked it, you douche.
>>64988693>hurr M-84 best tank>it would eat shit and die in the rain>did fuck all in the Yugo chimpouts>was BTFO by T-55 and Zoljas>was only usable once Croatia and Slovenia ripped all of Serbian made electronics out>even then, it wasn't good, just usablePotential Tank
>>64999195If I was a military veteran I'd sure like it
>>64995006L-3X. I'd fuck any of them, but above 3X it's physically difficult to have good sex and below L they're just too bony for good cuddles.
>>64995006i'd fuck them all up to and including xxl, but after that it gets too rich for my blood.
