https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/03/20/chuck-norris-legendary-action-hero-walker-texas-ranger-star-dies-at-86/>thank you and goodbye Mr. Norriso7
>>64991978Thank you and goodbye, Mr. Norris!
>>64991978Thank you and goodbye, Mr. Norris.Mods please, this should get an announcement like Aniki did.
>>64991978goodbye, Mr. Norris, and thanks for everything.>>64991988>>64991989die
>>64991988>>64991989>AHHHH.NIGGERMAN HELP ME THE JEWS ARE IN MY WALLS AHHHH JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEW S
>>64991978Randomly, Walker had some cool weapons but over all... Hallmark Channel level of martial arts.RIP though, good actor.
>>64991978He died for the sins Trump and his regime has done.
>>64991999checked there's gonna be a hell of a fren-on-fren sparring match outside the pearly gates tonight boys
Chuck Norris could tie his shoes with his feet
Chuck Norris does not hunt.The word 'hunting' implies the possibility of failure.Chuck Norris goes killing.
There is no chin underneath Chuck Norris' beard.There is only another fist.
>>64992092die
Chuck Norris doesn't read. He just stares at the pages until they give him the information he wants.
Chuck Norris once took a math test in school.He wrote down "violence" as the answer for every math problem and got a grade of 100% because Chuck Norris solves all of his problems with violence.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
When Chuck Norris donates blood it's never his own but if he does he'll use a gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Thank you and goodbye, Mr. Norris!
>>64992009It was better earlier in the series before network censors and outraged Evangelical moms started getting involved. Later seasons were much more sanitized.
>>64991978>implying he died>implying he hasn't ascended to the next stage
Chuck Norris' bellybutton is actually a power outlet.
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits
>>64991978Merci et au revoir mon ami
>>64991978Thank you and goodbye, Mr Norris.I will never forgive Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie and Captain Kirk and Darth Vader and Lo Pan and Superman and every single Power Ranger and Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan and Spock and The Rock and Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan for what they've done
Chuck Norris wiped out a room of enemy soldiers by throwing a grenade, then realized he forgot to pull the pin.
Chuck Norris once won a game of tennis against a brick wall.
Chuck Norris does not go hunting, hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rllvKGZfwMg
Chuck Norris actually died 5 years ago, it just took this long for Death to have the balls.
