If you aren't armed with a firearm, what is the best way you can defend yourself against a deranged man wielding a Samurai Sword?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEe7HB-n7Q0
wack it out of his bitch grip handsprofit
>>64994335with a broom?
>>64994352>with a broom?yes anon its not like in your animes a solid broom is not going to instantly slice in half effortlessly when hit by a katanayou know there is an arm that holds the katana too right? and a hand... which is why your memes about "only the reach of his arm" I don't think you fully thought out
this is why 90s martial arts were superior to this MMA jew jitsu crap
A car,1+ tonnes hitting a human body at 30+kmh is going to be more damaging than any round under anti material ones, and will offer good protection from standard rifles too if you keep your head down while running em over
>>64994382>1+ tonnes hitting a human body at 30+kmh is going to be more damaging than any round under anti material onesi rather get hit by a car going 60mph than a m4 bullet in the chest anon are you fucking retarded
getting hit by a car is really not nearly as deadly as it sounds, they are designed to deflect pedestrians
>>64994393>>64994387Take a look at this video,The jeet is sent flying.A good german jeep can absolutely flatten a person
>>64994441>A good german jeep can absolutely flatten a personyeah but your not a jeep your a 150lb pussy with bird bones from tren
>>64994444Checked, thats why you need a car thoughIt offers some shielding, is fast enough to get out of danger and you can even run over the danger with It
>>64994451yeah but your not a car your a pussy
>>64994327Channel is run by a gay blackie op is a faggot once again
>>64994327>what is the best way you can defend yourself against a deranged man wielding a Samurai Sword?With your own samurai sword of course
>>64994327Halberd, no debate
>>64994327An equal or greater melee weapon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaMWyWskqSw
>>64994327>If you aren't armed with a firearm, what is the best way you can defend yourself against a deranged man wielding a Samurai Sword?Walls, doors, and locks.
my Tesla won't hit people by default, I've been practicing how quickly I can disable the auto-emergency-braking in the touchscreen menu if I need to ram someone
>>64994327Just use a boat oar. Optionally carved into a bokken.
>>64994327See picrelated.>>64995156There was a samurai that did this right? If I remember right he got absolutely plastered the night before a duel set to take place on an island, woke up late, and was so fucking out of it he FORGOT HIS FUCKING SWORD before the trip over.His opponent was irate and started yelling at him, but the guy had such a bad hangover and headache he just grabbed a boat oar and whacked him in the head with it to get him to shut up.The opponent died and the drunken samurai had to flee to prevent the angry witnesses from ganging up on him, but survived and went on to be basically undefeated?
>>64995183Musashi when he was to duel sasaki kojito. Sasaki was known to use a nodachi(longy blade), so on the way over musashi sharpened one of the oars into a bokken to keep the range advantage. Smashed sasaki over the head and that was that.There's a bunch of stuff around the duel depending on who you ask about it - musashi arriving late on purpose, being drunk, just using an oar straight up, shit like that.
>>64994357TPB quotation
>>64995156Beat me to it
>>64994327Historically I guess a flintlock?
>>64994327Stand with him facing your side. You hold a scabbard with no katana. You proclaim, while looking into the distance:>I am sorry, you are not worthy of facing my blade. Not yet. Your training is not complete.Then just walk away, if he comes after you, grip the scabbard tightly and proclaim>Do not test my patience, boy! I have walked many lifetimes on this Earth, you do not wish to taste my fury. For death can never come for me. But me alone.Then walk away, with wolf howls in the background.
>>64995183>>64996131>Musashi in his duel with Suzuki Yamaha Honda Toyota, oil on Glorious Nippon Canvas folded 1000 times, Sumu Guyu -1669, Tokyo Museum of Fine Arts and Tentacle Porn
>>64994327In this day and age? Long stick.
>>64994327Spear? Bow?
>>64994352A real man can disarm an opponent using only his dick
>>64996576>Glorious Nippon Canvas folded 1000 times, Sumu Guyu -1669, Tokyo Museum of Fine Arts and Tentacle Pornlmao>>64994327with video like this, who the fuck would read an Agatha Christie>49yo druggie gets a 32yo girlfriend, moves in with them>wigs out three weeks later and hacks 59yo girlfriend's mum to death and cuts 60yo girlfriend's dad's hands offas Neil Gaiman said, "cause of death? bad taste in boyfriends"unfortunately the ones who paid the ultimate price here was the collateral damage, not the young lady who started all this
>>64996973>32>young
>>64996990figure of speech, anonhardly a lady either, if it comes to that
>>64995156>>64995183>>64996131
>>64996960But I don’t want to disarm him with my dick :( I want to shoot him like those nice gentleman at the beginning tried to :)
>>64994923>>64995119>>64996477Tools, all of you.>>64994327135 siberian horsepower and 200rpm Kamaz hardBASS
>>64994327Lmao @ this dude It's personal for him
>>64994327If only he was there...
>>64996990>>64997034Both of which are relative.
>>65000026insane how this guy got called in for two cases of dismemberment
>>65002750isn't this the same guy who died kayaking to a remote island with a minor?
>>65002771>look up guy>holy shit it's true, that's exactly what happened
>>64996990I've never seen such a young lady.
>>65002771It was for a just cause.
>>65002771dangerously based
>>65002771Weeb moment
>>64996990Eggs are rotten at that point
>>64994327I have full faith a nigga with a baseball bat will take a mall ninja no matter how much meth is coarsing in their veins.if your extra mousy maybe an improvised spear or sling with rocks, or a molotov/ super soaker with gas and a lighter.>>64994503this reallly is the most redpilled option though. whats the matter, think hes better?
>>64994327>If you aren't armed with a firearm, what is the best way you can defend yourself against a deranged man wielding a Samurai Sword?plate armor full stopa katana or similar is designed for slashing/cutting lightly / unarmored opponentsits worthless against proper plate armor
>>65011854Wong
>>65002771>He was showing her the world is what he did. He was a brave Italian explorer. And in this house, Light Rail Avenger is a hero. End of story!
>>64994327Sword and shield beats samurai sword every time
Why are all of the women in that part of the world so fucking beat?You just know everyone in that neighborhood is screaming and shouting all the fucking time.
