Does /k/ know how to steal an F18?
>>64995638Its too close to stealing a commercial airliner, so I do know how to steal an F-18the question is, why she so fucking ugly? jewish?
>>64995638No but, I know how to steal an F16
>>64995638The Queen of /k/...
>>64995668>she
>>64995807Send her dickpic or past ID and I'll find a way to edit that post even if it involves bribing hiroshimoot
>>64995830>a biological woman>in a home simpityou are supposed to use context to aid in deduction.
>>64995638Anyone with DCS knows how to start one but I doubt many know how to deploy the ladder and open the cockpit to get in it in the first place.
>>64997090you open the radio tab and press f8 for ground crew, ask the crew chief to do it
>>64997084Prove it's not commercial
>>64995638Kute hore, name?
>>64995638de beeldenstorm en 80 jarige oorlog waren een ramp voor de mensheid. De heren van Alba doe het opnieuw
>>64997134iamsolomonica on instagram.
Love how enthusiastic she is.
how hard is it to do that with a regular cesna or other simple private plane? i have played war thunder and DCS.
>>64995668It's a dude, dude.
>>64997090>but I doubt many know how to deploy the ladder and open the cockpit to get in it in the first place.Is this really just a euphemism for seducing a tranny and having sex with them?
>>64997167>no porndropped
>>64997322/pol/ and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>64995638does someone have a video like this without the whore
>>64995638i find unsettling that the emojis she's using are likely older than she is
>>64995638when will this genre of annoying ass bitch die?they are the equivalent of these dudes
>>64997318>>64997084Post her username you faggots
>>64995638>test your alarm systemsThis seems counterproductive if you are trying to steal it, I don't trust her
>>64997167>>64998008
>>64998040She is jewish, after all>>64998027Flip the plastic screen and hit the test button, it does not alarm out anything just checks if you the thief would be notified if a fire broke out, you do wanna eject if your F-18 dies, right?
>>64997090to be fair most actual pilots don't know how to do that stuff either, the ground crew does it for them
>>64998122To be fair, pilots are retarded prima donnas.
>>64998116>notified if a fire broke outOh I see. I thought it might call the police, though I suppose they might have trouble catching you if you were in a jet
>>64998122what if they have to do an emergency landing behind enemy lines, repair the plane, and take back off?
>>64995638God I sometimes wish I was gay enough to fuck this dude.Don't even want to look at his face or eyes, just face down ass up, choking him into the pillow animal pounding.If only it wasn't a guy.
>>64995638What a cute girl (male), (s)he can steal my F18 any time>>64998581As long as she isn't the one fucking you it's not gay, verification is not required because this statement is self evidently true
>>64995638I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with her/him. Don't mean to sounde vague and cryptic, just saying.
>>64997180This one is even funnier with sound
>>64995638
>>64998122Where do you retards get this shit from? It's just a latch under the LEX.
>>64995638Is it just me or does a lot of this seem needlessly complicated and like it could be automated out? Like it a good eight or nine steps of that could just be reduced to one big button that says "startup sequence".
That's a man
>>64997084There was zero possible I thought this was a biological fe(male)
>>64995807How am I supposed to tell from that?
>>64999207Yeah, there's no reason now for it to have anything more than a big red button that says "It's GO Time!"
>>64997180Holy Jaysus, what is that offgassing backflow? When was the last time they cleaned their bore extractor, 1977?
Look at all the niggertards here pretending they're too good for a planetistic gf (male).
>>64999310That nose for one.
>>64997689>equivalent of these dudesWho?
>>64999325>Press “Go Time” Button>Top Gun theme starts playing>Start up complete>Danger Zone kicks in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gotB5q-uqLk
>>64995807>>64997318>>64998581>>64998607>>64999243>>64999360Why do trannies and faggots keep pretending women are actually men with no proof? You won't suddenly pass because you keep accusing women of being men, faggots
>>64999197from pilots. Pilots are very good at knowing how to do the shit they actually use every day(generally, I have had to explain to a pilot with years of experience how to read a basic weather TAF before) and very bad at knowing how to use the shit they don't use every day. Like that scene in Top Gun Maverick where he knew shit like how to use an aircart, how to arm the missiles, or stow the ladder, or get into the aircraft without using the ladder, were the most outlandish parts of the movie. Hell you can watch the Mover Ruins Movie video on it for that exact take
>>64995668>Its too close to stealing a commercial airliner, so I do know>JOOOOOZZDenounce Mohammed the pederast, now.
>>64995668>shesummerfags arrived early this year.
>>65000499>JOOOOOZZDenounce The Talmud, dumbass kike.
>>64998462>he doesn't know about Mach 5 police jetsNGMI
>>65000516Easy there, mudslime, denounce your passive faggot "prophet" right now.Though, I don't believe in any religious crap since I'm not mentally ill.
>>64995807>>65000514>>64999243Fuck you niggers Solomonica is a female grill with xx chromosomes.
>>65000472I was a VFA maintainer for 5 years. You live in fantasy land if you think a pilot is too stupid to pull down and stow a ladder.
>>64995638Why do autistic twinks ruin themselves like this?
>>65000499I played simulators for 15 years+visited cockpits more than your momAllah is great!
>>65000749SHE'S NOT A FUCKING TRANNY!
>>65000749Why stay a little hot when you can become a super hot bitch?
>>65000552That's cool but she's Jewish so why are you carrying so much water
>>65000998even worse she's hollands
>>65000910Having a functional dick and not being insane make a compelling argument especially when>become a super hot bitch?almost never works out. They'd get better results from just staying a man and taking care of themselves 9/10.Of course a lot of them aren't even gay just mindraped straight men but that's a story for another time.
>>65000749Give me liberty or give me death! No trannies!
>>64998525They'll use the force
Stop posting this trannie faggot.
>>65000499The irony of your post is obviously lost on your parasitic ass.
>>65000541>Not being Christian or Buddhist>Not being mentally illPick one.
>>65002310None of those selections requires picking only one, religiousnut.
>>64995638Is OP Solomonica de Winter herslef?
She's extremely pretty in that not dyed hair pic of her I posted, that got deleted.Fuckin amerigolem swamp jews man. You'll get sucked in dont do it.
>>65001010>Of course a lot of them aren't even gay just mindraped straight menThat only makes it hotter though, are you smoking crack?
>>65000541>Though, I don't believe in any religious crap since I'm not mentally ill.based
>>65002301>>65002306>>65002310Get the rope, subhuman.>>65004167Probably cuz it's at least the second thread with her. Watched some of her sketches and they're mildly funny ngl.
>>65004179AGP transbians are not hot by any sane measure.Vade retro Satana
"""Yes.""" I play DCS too.
I hate this retarded meme. You should take it back to /pol/ with you.
>>64995668>she Wut?
>>65000749>ruinwell I wouldn't fuck him if he dressed like a dude
>>65002059Amen
>>64999427Safe Sleazy
>>64997180This video is so fascinating to me. Like, how did they get this cute girl into a tank? And how did they get a tank in the first place? And how did they get fucking live rounds and what are they shooting at?I love it, bros. If it's something lame like some social media stunt dont tell me because you'll take a piece of me with it.
>>65012289>be a Slav >be a tank commander >get a cutie pie wife>get ur tank on range >wife inside for teh lulz>KITTEN LOOK AT ME
>>64999207You can (in the most technicality of senses of 'can') skip nearly all of the startup checklist and get the plane into a (probably) flyable state. The list is structured how it is so you check each system in turn, to catch malfunctions before you get into the air.
>>65001010Your dick stays functional if you use it even if you're on heavy amounts of hormones.
>>64995638What melody is this?
>>64997136...literally the funniest language on earth
