I FUCKED UP SO BAD GUYS WHAT DO I DO>be fucking around with my bringback Type 25 pistol >quick drawing from my homemade holster>see how fast I can charge the pistol (preparing for ONIggers or the birdniggers to raid my apartment)>can safely holster pistol if you release the trigger SLOWLY >hands sweating from all the quickdrawling >slip>pewwwww-THOOM >blow hole in apartment OH FUCK I THINK THE COPS WERE CALLED WHAT DO I FUCKING DO
>>65003798Sounds like a misfire anon, maybe from dropping it, i would focus on that and not your retarded practicing.
>>65003798so post an image of the gun, anonor are you some l*ddit faggot lying for internet points?you're not one of those, right? anon?
>>65003804>just incriminate yourself anonI see you (((ONI))).
>>65003822posting in text-form still incriminates yourself, especially when you describe the entire sequence of events
>>65003828My nigger you cannot be fr
>>65003828Fuck man I know the post war dry spell is hard on glowies but holy shit.
>>65003804>oooh I'm totally not an armchair kommando ledditor!Post power armor and planetary deployment medal(s) you tourist.
>>65003798vent the coil and pray the onigs are busy
>>65003798>post a note on the door saying "I will be out of the house for a few days, leave any packages at the door">actually leave, go to a friend's house, your parents, rent a hotel, anything.>come back tomorrow once the cops are long gone>there will be no followups, they knocked on your door but since nobody was home they should have just left>particularly investigative and annoying cops might get your landlord to open the door for a wellness check, if they do that then whatever they find in there is not your fault and you also can claim you were not at home when it happened.
>>65003798fucking dumbass unnGOYs kek
>>65003798Fake your death in a tragic Pelican accident.
>>65003798Tell the cops you were at the food nipple when it happened and blame it on the birdniggers
Remember when Gaylo fags used to get bullied? I miss those days.
the other halo thread got banned and this didn't suck my dick mods
>>65004634LMAO the "bullying" consisted of you bitching like a teenage girl and pretending there was this big consensus on your side, also like a teenage girl.
>>65004634I always bully fans of the series where the ship names were pulled from some 13 year old's poetry homework.
>>65005195Yeah I’d always name my fleets something like the 271st Jews Did 9/11So the ships would be named271st Flagship271 Battle 1271 Battle 2271 Battle 3271 Force Support 109th Recono algo
>>65005157Maybe it is time to buy some new shoes
>>65005217>The Hammer of Family ValuesNo naming scheme will ever beat the one from Helldivers 2.
someone do the ND copypasta but for Halo
OP is about to become penal labor building toilets for Sangheilis on Reach lmao. Enjoy your humiliation ritual, retard.
>>65003798>Elite Minors have to deal with this shit day-in, day-out
>>65003798considering yourself lucky retard, I knew some bodies that blew their hand off when trying to use that thing
>>65005247The first generation parody 40k ship names are probably the reason we even got helldivers names.Litany of litany's litany was always a crowd pleaser.
>>65009265>Dawn... of Dawn!
