You're going innawoods. What are packing, who are you taking, what are your objectives?
>wouldn't you like to know fed boy.
>>65006397>What are packingmuh dik>who are you takingya mudda>what are your objectivesfuck
>>65006397Innaboobs
>>65006397>Packin30 pack of hard seltzers and a bottle of Jack Daniels>Takin My 19 year old cheerleader cousin >Objectivin Nakadashi sex
>>65006433Grace definitely has a minecraft hoodie
>>65006397Can I touch them?
>>65006397>What are packingRevolver, Walkman, and physical Yuri >who are you takingMyself>what are your objectives?Have fun, and jack off
>>65006438YOU FOOL YOU'LL KILL US ALL
>>65006397>packingEnough booze to drown a fish and enough ammo to overthrow Portugal>takingDa homies>objectiveGet sloshed, do dumb shit with firearms, have at least 1 close call with death, and generally have a great time. Bonus points for gunning down a tree
>>65006446I'd just like to say that most of (except for some) current events happened right after I cranked the hog. My bad. I don't even do it frequently.
>>65006397I live innawoods, so packing my 22, taking no one, goal:be left the fuck alone.
>>65006397>packingstuffrecently started carrying road flares they're super handy survival tools>whomy son he loves the outdoors>objectivesdon't let small me get eaten that's about it
>>65006608Is there anything you would like to talk about?
>>65006645well, seeya on the news and/or youtube bodycam channels
>>65006645Oh c'mon, it can't be so bad. You can always get another job
>>65006645so rent, dumbass. you think you're the first man to be down on your luck? drama queen
>>65006397That's somebody's son...
>>65006752That's 150% woman
>>65006608Never, NEVER kill yourself anon, its not worth it... if you kill yourself who is gonna give the deranged, clearly guilty, interviews to local media and police in the (not very) mysterious case of your missing family? (Make sure to refer to the missing wife and kiddies in the past tense, thats always funny) Anyway, dont take the cowards way out and give something back to the community in the form of enough material to make multiple hour long true crime youtube documentaries. Its the least you can do.
>>65006426SPBPGlowie OP BTFO'd
>>65006397rape
>>65006397If by woods you mean Blue Spring State Park.>What are you packingA camera to take pictures of manatees.>Who are you takingAnyone else who wants to see manatees.>What are your objectivesMANATEES
>>65006397>What are packingpure fucking hatred>who are you takingmy own damned self>what are your objectivesfelonies, always felonies.
>>65006397I'd respond genuinely if you didn't put this ridiculous cow woman as the OP pic you dumb shit
>>65006397Just there to take my nuke for a walk!
>>65006608>>65006645You can apply for unemployment and get a check coming in for a few months while you look for another job. There's always another job. And like that other anon said, you can move into an apartment. Don't kill your family and yourself over a temporary problem. We need you, fren.
>>65006433Modern CGI women look so fucking ugly and autistic.
>>65006608Based family annihilator
>>65006397>Objective 1 get to water source>Objective 2 scout out tent placement hidden from trail>Objective 3 find a comfy place to take a shit for the next morning >Objective 4 make camp, cook and rub one out in nature
>>65006397>PackingMy favorite BNWO stories>Taking Spadeson and the bvll>ObjectivesReparashuns, purple drank, wocky slush, Fabuloso, fried chicken, freein muh boy who dindu shit
>>65006397>PackingEither muh norinco sks or wasr with wire folder and dong. Chest rig with some ammo, 'band aid' med kit, and radio. Pack with food, water, filter, small tent, metal canteen for boiling water, spare socks and boxers, wet wipes, a book to read, solar panel for phone, and fire kit.>Who you takingLikely? Solo since most friends are either not interested or live hours away. Preferably? My four bros and little bro, all with their own kit.>ObjectivesCamp, shoot, cook, chill, have fun, and shoot cryptids.
>>65006397I'm packing DEEZ NUTZ in your mouth
>>65006608>nothing in life worked out>has a wife>has 2 kids>has a 1911?????
>>65009979He may not be able to afford 4 bullets. By "bullets", I mean cartridges. We should always communicate with precision. Like the difference between chamber and bore. It's just so slovenly to speak improperly.
>>65006768>150% womanPrecisely.>>65007329>cow womanSad. You should be so lucky. She could feed you for a week inna woods on milk alone.
>>65006397
>>65006397Who is she?
>>65010277me wife
>>65010277
>>65006397>You're going innawoods. No. My neighborhood. >What are packing, who are you taking, what are your objectivesMy little friend, like minded comrades, punishment!
>>65006397>What are packing.Survival pack, camo clothes and a big camera.>Who are you taking.None but myself.>What are your objectives?Assemble a ghillie suit overtop my other layers, crawl through the undergrowth until I find someone's house, and stay undetected until I can photograph them naked.I'm so fuckin bored man.
>>65006608>>65006645M8 don't do that, just apply for government gibs while you have time to hash something out.
>>65010552Would put my ectoplasm all over her.
>>65006608Literally the worst possible decision you could make anon
>>65006645Yeah, me too. Not gonna kill myself and my family over it. Why the fuck is that your first instinct? It's not the end of the world.
>>65006608You need help
>>65010552
>>65006433>My 19 year old cheerleader cousindubs but anon that's your cousin. you aren't saying you'd have sex with your cousin are you?
>>65006397Anybody heard from this guy since? I still wonder about him.
>>65011849Clearly he's still in the crypt.
>>65006397Not an electric jeep
>going innawoodsThis, for me, means bushland Alaska>packing-AR pistol with an extra mag (methhead defense)-.44 magnum for sidearm (bear and moose defense)-travel rations (energy bars, Pilot Bread, nuts)-water pouches-space blanket-tarp-warm clothes-rain clothes-extra bullets-IFAK-machete-survival knife-stuff to make a fishing pole-field guides for trees and herbs-flask of mead and pipe with tobacco-compass-personal body camera (defense from false accusations from the families of methrats that FAFO'd)>who are you takingMy dog>objectivesMinuteman kit designed so I can put it all on, slip out the back door if a freak shows up in my yard, and hightail it to the nearest village 10 miles away. If they try to camp the airstrip there, I just walk until I see a highway.
